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-Johhny_Vegas




#1 Whoop (pool0496.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[9885]
I dunno why but there seems to be some deal with being the first to comment on a report.

WHEEEE

#2 JSH (nscs11p7.remote.umass.edu)[9887]
Damn, I was gonna be the first. Did you even read it yet? :P

All my pics came out ok, so enjoy everyone!

#3 JSH (nscs11p7.remote.umass.edu)[9888]
Found one mistake, the first lesson learned should be "Protoss have a much easier time defeating Terran than the other way around." Forgot the than.
#4 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9889]
DAMN YOU AND YOUR WORKING PICTURE SELF! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Oh, btw, I love your newbie reports! But why did you have Necrosausage! do the newbie bashing? I think ghost won the last game out of shear luck, necro's Vienna sausage can wouldn't open! Duh....

#5 JSH (nscs11p7.remote.umass.edu)[9890]
Ducky, I'm not doing the newbie reports anymore. I think people have grown tired of those.

BTW, I used Geocities to make my pictures work. :)

#6 Whoop (pool0496.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[9892]
Well i just read it. Damn shame that you put a lot of effort into reporting these game when they all 3 sucked. I just played 2 games that lasted over and hour each. The last one we mined out winter conquest 100%. The other we mined dire out 80%. Ahh well. Really good reports of really shitty games. :)
#7 JSH (nscs11p7.remote.umass.edu)[9893]
I thought Game 2 was pretty good.
#8 Mr. Merf (dial-up208.twistedpair.net)[9896]
Well done, but I'd have to agree that the games weren't anything special. Funny how the last paragraphs always seemd to have 'sexy' content...
#9 YourRoleModel (53.np2.np.dialup.nauticom.net)[9898]
Well, if you're going to point out imbalance, posting three examples like this is a strong argument. But what the hell do I know? I just lost two games to JSH... who calls himself the worst player in NWTR. Well sucka, when I come there, I AM THE WORST! HAHAHAHAHA I stole yer title!
#10 OrcManiac (ppp124.207.mmtl.videotron.net)[9901]
YOU GUYS SUCKS !!!!
TERRAN OWN TOSS SO EASY ITS OBVIOUS DAMMIT
WTF DYING TO DT U GUYS ARE GAY OR WHAT ??

PS: its 5:00 am



#11 Necrosausage! (N045P013.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[9903]
Oh well, I guess the second game was the only one that wouldve really deserved a report :)

Just a few things:
1) In the first game I didnt research Goon Range but Air Weapons cuz I wanted to get Carriers asap :-p. I was already researching Goon Range tho, because I had the plan of Goons/DWeb, but recalling Ghost saying that my Carriers suck I changed the plan :-D
2) In the second game, I already got a storm off Ghosts tanks when they were below my ramp, this is why the 2nd storm killed two of them

Well, Ive learned my lesson with Terrans: either stick with toss and dont random if you suck infinity with them and Zerg as well, or at least build Vultures vs Toss :-D

And hey OrcManiac, lets play a Toss-Terran next time we meet, k?







#12 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[9904]
2 fact rush sux.
#13 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[9905]
oh and BTW, had anyone noticed this sentence below one of those ads above? I just woke up in the morning and saw:

"Only 47 more dicks until we can pay for another YourRolexMob report"

on a second look after brushing my eyes again, I saw
"Only 47 more chicks until we can pray for another YourRoleModel retort"

Is there something wrong?






#14 .Lazer.™ (P31.ASC-MB02.QZN.SKYINET.NET)[9906]
Prozerran, go to sleep and check it out again the next day
#15 Mark4 (1Cust57.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net)[9907]
Ghost, I'm no longer allowing you to play terran unless it's team melee and I'm there to remind you that people can do drops =p.
#16 OrcManiac (ppp040.118.mmtl.videotron.net)[9913]
Yeah lets play necrausage. Kill me with the unstoppable dt rush plz :()


#17 Slicer (ip211.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[9957]
Anyone who dies to reavers and has working factories needs a good spanking.

4 vultures with spider mines and NO TANKS? * SMACK! *
#18 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[9982]
This is me not commenting on any terran v. toss stratagies 'cause both Ghost & Necro own me.

Good reports JSH.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#19 WarSuoN (aclab112005.cgu.edu)[9986]
I think both sides could do better. Once you start your offensive, reinforce your main because your opponent could counter-attack as well (note mr. reaver and sir archon wreaking havoc in game 2? after the terran push failed?)
Nice report though. A few more screen-shots would have spiced things up too. =)

//WarSuoN
#20 JSH (nscs11p3.remote.umass.edu)[9990]
WarSuon, I took like 70 screenshots for all 3 games, but I narrowed it down to 5 each because of the length of the games. I thought 16 screenshots total was good enough.

Ah well.
#21 Snowreaver (209.125.70.250)[10033]
Damn imbalanced Dweb. If the toss hadn't used that... er, wait, nm.
#22 Ash (216.103.251.20)[10102]
Can somebody please slap this KoRnRuLz guy? He's annoying.
I thought game 2 was a pretty good read.
#23 Omnipresent (catvnet-116-96.catvnet.com)[10140]
Hmmm..... I wonder who is better, ghost or necro? I'm betting on Necro but that's cuz making fun of ghost is more fun ;-<. Either way nice br's and I think that the double factory thing is overrated. I tried it out a lot and I was gettin beat by simple things like reaver drops (ahem BLANK YOU WHORE) whereas normally I could be doing much better.
#24 Heartcutter (209.185.98.79)[10207]
Ghost,

To bust containment with those DT, you need to lay mines near the containment. Ah well, I hope you improve.

-HC
#25 HKRules[86206]
c319041.extern.lawrenceville.org
*HI*



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