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"FLS, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. There is no place small, dark, and damp enough to hide your wretched carcass. And when I find you, your grandson will rather have his private parts infested with the fleas of a thousand camels than hear of your horrible fate."
-Mark4




#1 ::Nobody:: / LunarSkyz::AE:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[17587]
Whee! first comment!
#2 Defilias (user-2iveik9.dialup.mindspring.com)[17588]
FIRST NON AUTHOR COMMENT, AND I NEVER COME TO THIS SITE!
#3 ::Nobody:: / LunarSkyz::AE:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[17589]
wait a minute... its my report...doh! =P
#4 Defilias (user-2iveik9.dialup.mindspring.com)[17591]
actully, i do, but i never post =P not bad br though
#5 ExecutorDaanis (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[17592]
Lings are sexy, especially with the penis gland upgrade, and when they are super fast (if you know what i mean heh heh heh...).
#6 -Pi((olo- (129.8.218.27)[17596]
Nice little tale
#7 loserboye (24.66.200.212.ab.wave.home.com)[17597]
DOWN WITH TERRANS
yayhayyahayah
nice win surpriseing but i agree fully upgraded lings can go through almost anything





#8 SunTzu(WP) (d14.vom.com)[17602]
Hehe...just the other day I was betrayed in a 3v3cpu game, this moron turned on my other ally and me, i was almost out of gas so i just pumped out hordes of upgraded cracklings. Then I send t the horde into action...we liberated half the map in a matter of minutes...he begged for mercy. We gave him the only mercy that can be given to a traitor...a quick death. Oh, btw, nice win :-)
#9 ::Nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[17603]
thatx all! but a 6?? i was wondering if the rater could comment so i know what i need to improve.
#10 [MrFurious] (bha3-s31.mtl.colba.net)[17604]
Nobody,

I think you got a 6 because the game wasn't all that exciting to read. sure you turned the tide but on paper it doesn't produce the drama the raters crave.

The maximum I got for a fast game like this was 8 and I had a few pictures. The games themselves were exciting to be in (really early reaver drops are cause for tension especially when marines knock on the door) but the didn't have twists and turns like my last BR. In a sense, that 9.0 i got is due as much to the players as to my work...


Cheers,
MrFurious







#11 AngylOfDeath (THE-BEAST.MIT.EDU)[17606]
grr...I hate cracklings...

gg Nobody and good report...it was a little short though if you were wondering why you got a 6...man quick turbo newbie
owns...


#12 ::Nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[17618]
thanx for the comments... i re-read (past tense =P) it and see that it is quite short. Like i said, you kinda had to be there =)
#13 [XF]Bassackwards (proxy1-external.nash1.tn.home.com)[17620]
What is turbo-newbie???
#14 PylonHead (we-24-130-45-189.we.mediaone.net)[17634]
Great story... My favorite games are the one's where I fight like hell for the entire game, positive that I'm going to lose, then somehow manage to pull it out in the end. Then you sit there shaking at the end thinking, "I won that? Cool!"

For #13... Turbo newbie is quickly setting up a siege tank on the cliff overlooking your opponent's base or expansion. A quick drop might include a tank, 3 marines, and an SCV. The SCV builds a bunker near the edge, the marines get in, and the tank sieges up next to it, raining down death on the village below. A turret is quickly put up next to the bunker, and the whole think is a real bitch for your opponent to take down. As soso points out, the word newbie in the name is deceptive, because it's pretty damn good against anyone.

#15 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[17647]
For #14... I'm not sure what exactly this "Turbo newbie" you speak of is but what you describe is I beleive a turbo chobo. (chobo coming from the latin word choboius which means super cool)
#16 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[17648]
Oh I hate it when people comment on the comments and not the report. I thought the report was good. Don't worry about the raters. I mean really I don't even hardly notice the ratings anymore. I mean I'm serious what difference does it make. right? No I'm serious. Goddamnitall I can't put up with you people. And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people, because you're bastard people... - Waiting for Guffman

I love comments

-WC3



#17 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[17655]
I didnt like the fact that you played the whole game with your heart pounding because one of the "IN" crowd was watching you. Dont try to impress anyone, thats how you ended up with your head up your ass in that first game. Concentrate more on the game that who's obs it.
By the way, great br....coulda been longer though.

BLuRReD


#18 ::Nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[17658]
lol...that was kinda a joke about the "in" crowd (sadly kinda not =P) and you're right...that's why i screwed up =) I find it works that way for impressing girls too. The less i try the better i am lol.
#19 ccf-22 (hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com)[17667]
i totaly agree never give up and shed lots of blood till the verry end hats off to you<<<<)
#20 IceKiller -- Terran "Kick Butts" Commander. (207.124.94.70)[17694]
Go get the beers and start celebrating (i dont drink so, dont put me on the list). Improvements: DONT KILL TERRANS. we are good guys, trust me. We are just not understood. Give zerlings a raise!, those guys worked to hard on that one. The description of the game was fine. Could be longer but sometimes long doesnt mean good.

Keep up the work, and start playing terrans, we need some of those killer instincts on our lines.

#21 JJ! (ATLNB212-16.splitrock.net)[17719]
Great report! I loved it!

One more thing to add.... Today, i went into the channel opponents wanted, and saw the guy rated 1! Yes, you read right, 1!

JJ!: "Hows it feel to suck?"
BaTTle_Man12: "Beeth Nicth!"
He then fled to channel ladder challenges. (you also heard right, Beeth Nicth.... WHAT A LISP!)
I quickly followed him by using the /whereis command. He saw me and we went back and forth for 3 mins. I had both copyed to my clipboard so i could get there in an instant=D
He then tryed to escape me by starting game. He called it 1v1I BEAT U
I found him again, before anyone got in and he must have pressed start...=D
Hmm, the map is bgh.... dang.... at least i can make him parinoide of Bnet=D! I wasnt feeling to spiffy, I SCVed him. He never attacked my scv... I just wandared in there, then i killed his CC with a scv...
Hmmm, find him, do what i did, scare him=)

yes, great report, my mind drifted off.... This isnt really in a neat paragraph, did it in 3min.

JJ!

#22 Fractal_Wave[50624]
24.65.21.53.bc.wave.home.com
Funny...i just re-read this, and noticed how simmilar our writing styles are. Kinda zen.

"I find it works that way for impressing girls too. The less i try the better i am"

The above has gotta be the greatest truism in the WORLD. nay the universe for hitting on females.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#23 Memento Mori'[72369]
s01i32-0182.no.powertech.net
Nice game man=)
#24 GameOverZ[86868]
bess-proxy1.mveca.org
Dee!
#25 iggy[86873]
intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us
*zip*
#26 SqueakyMonkey[86887]
syr-24-92-253-127.twcny.rr.com
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?!
#27 Cearas[86894]
cache01-e3b.syd.optusnet.com.au
=]]]
#28 derek[86901]
AC85932E.ipt.aol.com
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
#29 TDM[86902]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
SOME ONE SET US UP THE BOMB!
WHAT YOU SAY?!?!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
HA. HA. HA. HA.
#30 Wisest~Yoda[86903]
pm3-1-42.boscobel.mwt.net
rofl nobo almost lost to badtz =]



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