| #1 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[20391] |
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1st!
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| #2 Fractal_Wave (24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com)[20392] |
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For the love of gawd, give this a 10.0 or else I will personally hunt down each of the raters and do something very, very, very bad, involving lots of snow, a few very sharp bits of ice, and the prostate gland.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #3 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[20395] |
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Now that I read it, it kicks ass! Heh, you should write fiction more often :)
Heh, where was the complex tactical anylisis that is in all of your BRs? Heh
On that little game, I made it all the way to the 3rd level. But then of course the odds are like 10 to 1. bleh.
-SuperGeneral
<A HREF="http://connect.to/omega">Space Station Omega</A>
http://connect.to/omega
Hey shock, some time we gotta go one on one commando wars. That game rules :) |
#4  (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20397] |
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| Awesome. Just fricking awesome. |
| #5 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[20399] |
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252 points, Anyone beat that?
7th level
:)
I OWN!
-SuperGeneral |
| #6 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[20403] |
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| hey that's cool!! |
| #7 (129.89.126.92)[20410] |
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684, level 9.
IceShadow |
| #8 T_Mac (ts3-11t-67.idirect.com)[20415] |
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| This is amazing! Where did u find this game? Starcraft is garbage compared to this! |
| #9 (ip51.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[20416] |
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WELL!, this has absolutely nothing to do with this br, sorry for taking up space. Im just trying to let everyone know that the new channel for NoHunters is STARCRAFT NH. This way adding the starcraft makes the channel public and the moxes and sins cant take over the channel like assholes.
and DONT spam me because you hate me =D
BALL~
(im sure it was a good br just by reading the comments tho) |
| #10 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[20417] |
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528 was the best I could do. *sob*
I need sleep, big math test tomorrow *sob*
got a 59 on my report card *sob*
-SuperGeneral
:( |
#11  (staff-8.ahnet.net)[20419] |
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| Hahahahaha hahahaaaaaaaa ahahhaa ahahaha ahahahahahah Shock is the funniest man alive, this story validates me spending countless hours on this site. =] The shockwave game is cool as well. |
| #12 probe (dt121n47.tampabay.rr.com)[20420] |
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| cool report shock, fun game too |
| #13 Glak (dhcp-219-189.res.UMassD.Edu)[20422] |
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| found a nice cheap strategy though the formation on level 8 killed me before I could get into position. Just don't fight fairly, great report by the way. |
| #14 AoS (line102.navpoint.com)[20435] |
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Man does this bring back memories. I first found Snowcraft about a year ago from a link on SC.org, I showed it to some friends, and for a month my entire school was playing it non-stop!!! haha
Cool BR. |
| #15 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20436] |
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| this is a nice br and all, but I wouldn't say its a 10. The game isn't part of the br either. But it's gonna get atleast a high 9. |
| #16 Sp|nE (dialup0627-pri.voicenet.com)[20437] |
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| omg i suck i cant get past level 3 |
| #17 Sp|nE (dialup0627-pri.voicenet.com)[20438] |
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| AHH the stupid kids keep laughing at me, i wish i could step on their little heads |
| #18 Sp|nE (dialup0627-pri.voicenet.com)[20440] |
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| I am getting sad memories of Myth because the little kids keep cheering at the end when they beat the crap out of me =[ |
| #19 tsuru (209-142-4-223.stk.inreach.net)[20441] |
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| Level 9, 711. I coulda gotten to 10, there was only 4 greens left, but I wasn't playing smart. |
| #20 T_Mac (ts3-1t-47.tor.idirect.com)[20444] |
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| Ack, level 8, 420, but i'll do better later! Whats the last level? |
| #21 tsuru (209-142-4-223.stk.inreach.net)[20445] |
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| Well, there is no round 10, bonus round comes after 9. I had 5 greens left, but lost my final guy with a misclick. My score was 910. |
| #22 mustard~seed (zorro.airswitch.com)[20446] |
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suck.... i can only get 84 points... I can't even break 100!!!!!!!!!! Oh well......
Nice BR |
| #23 tsuru (209-142-4-223.stk.inreach.net)[20449] |
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| YES!! I beat it! Too bad nothing special happens. |
#24  (real.nauticom.net)[20451] |
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Simply fandidilyastic... you shouldn't have admitted you didn't create the game yourself... I thought you did the whole time until the end.
Bah.
WHOOOHOOOOHOOOO this was funny!!!!! |
| #25 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20456] |
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| IF he had made the game, I'd say 10. But its copywrighted sot he game is illegally on there =[ (not that they'll care) so 9.9 it is =] |
| #26 godfrey (proxy1.chariot.net.au)[20468] |
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| ack... play guide for snowcraft anyone |
| #27 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20477] |
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| Just make SnowCruisers and do a Snow Gun on all the opponents =] BC = OWN |
| #28 Shifty_the_arab (stealth.win.co.nz)[20487] |
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| Imballance!! omfg this is a funny report I could only get to level four :-( |
| #29 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20495] |
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That game is WAY too easy... the computer can't micro. =]
A very happy Warphead <-- just found his university's networling games club STARCRAFT! STARCRAFT! |
| #30 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20496] |
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Anybody who can't at least get to level 7 should wollop themselves over the head in shame! Micro skills, people! MICRO!
The very happy Warphead (see reasons for happiness above) |
#31  (strangers.bragg.ar[20501] |
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No bastard little snow ball throwing little kids would have taken me and Johnny so easily!
=] |
| #32 T_Mac (ts3-9t-32.idirect.com)[20508] |
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| Ack, not a 10? this sure was cool though |
| #33 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20514] |
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| Dammit! Made 870 again, but couldn't get past the Bonus Round. That one's tough, all the yellow bastards are hiding in the bottom corner, and because of the arc of the throw, you're at a disadvantage when you come in from on top =( |
| #34 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20532] |
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| Warphead ; with one hand I got 1000. It's for the kind of ppl known to be able to beat 3 zealotswith 5 hydras =] |
| #35 shockwave (exchange1.sensable.com)[20549] |
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Fractal: Heh, go hunt down the BR raters. Maybe my next fiction story will be a narrative of what you end up doing to them :-b.
SuperGeneral: Thnx, we'll have to commando wars sometime, I've heard about it but never tried it. Also, I did used to write fiction extensively, I actually wrote a novel for my high school senior thesis project. I used to write serious stuff until my short stories prof in college started making me do wacky themes because she recognized that I had a really warped sense of humor.
RD: I'm sorry you didn't think this deserved a 10, is there something I could have done to make the report better for you? BTW: The report has *everything* to do with the game, SnowCraft inspired me to write it in the first place and I tried to be faithful about setting and attire and all of that. Or put another way, if it weren't for SnowCraft, I would have never written this.
BTW: I cannot get past level 10 yet :-b, tips would be appreciated. Also, I was briefly considering writing my own networked version of this (would probably take 1 working day), but I figured human vs. human would just last forever since your controlled guys can move around so quickly. Maybe I can hook it up 3 people can control 1 team vs. comp... oh well, someday when I have spare time...
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| #36 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20552] |
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| Frankly, IMHO, this was just the same as a normal fiction br, except for the background thing, it's better themed, and the game at the top. I remember a fiction from a while ago that was just short of a 10, and everyone thought it should have gotten a 10. Frankly, Fiction shouldn't even be posted here. (Remember, this is IMO) This is not www.fiction.com, this is www.battlereports.com Perhaps, if your fiction was more of a game type situation (IE Praetors PL:C) it would have gotten a 10. |
| #37 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[20566] |
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Fiction Rulez, In fact, I just wrote a short story for school today. It sux though. Shock, you have your new modem yet? Last time we couldn't play cause neither of us could create :)
JV and M4, Is fiction a game? I think it is. And a very good game too. There should be a fiction (relating to games only though) section on the site.
-SuperGeneral
<A HREF="http://connect.to/omega">Space Station Omega</A>
http://connect.to/omega |
| #38 shockwave (exchange1.sensable.com)[20571] |
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SG: Yep, my modem was fixed a while ago, I'm back to playing 2on2's but boy do I suck at them :-). I'm really only good at following directions... last night, I was on Dire Straits against Yavoon and Fudged and through most of the game had > 4000/0 in the bank because I had no idea how to set up and control expansions, and no idea how to produce complementary units. Man :-b.
Yes, it would be nice to have a fiction category. It's quite common for people to write fiction stuff on gaming sites and I've enjoyed reading much of the stuff that's been available here. |
| #39 Serephina (iis.interconti.com.ar)[20601] |
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HAHAHAH I rulz u all!
I got to lvl 8, then I got some bonus round, waxed that, got a congrats, then a little "winner circle" was written in the bottom left corner, 1000 points :) |
| #40 EvilJello (modemcable247.6-200-24.hull.mc.videotron.net)[20607] |
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| wow nice report!! i made all the level and the bonus round with 1000 points!!! ;) |
| #41 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[20615] |
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wow. Thats all i can say. I spent like a half hour playing that stupid game. Shockwave, you own.
BLuRReD |
| #42 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[20618] |
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Hey shock, mind coming onto B.net? Let's go pal :)
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| #43 (1Cust99.tnt3.rdu1.[20632] |
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It took me 10 or so stupid tries to beat that frickin game. Shock=gay!
=] |
| #44 (1Cust99.tnt3.rdu1.[20633] |
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| BTW Shock, on beating the bonus round, the key is to draw thier fire with a qucik move and when they all bend down to pick up more snow nail the little suckers upside the head.I don't about anyone else but when I have the last little bastard and I'm waiting for him to get up from the first two hits and I have my little warrior drawing back to smack him upside the head with the fastest snowball he's ever seen I get almost as good a feeling as when I have a fully loaded reaver in a drone line. =] |
| #45 [5th]Krebster (spider-we032.proxy.aol.com)[20638] |
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| I'm gonna write a BR for that kickass game =] |
| #46 shockwave (exchange1.sensable.com)[20750] |
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Who gave this an 8??? My next fictional battle report will be a snowball-versus-throwing-knife fight where I go" visit" each of the battlereports raters (yes, I am very proficient with weapons in real life ;-) ).
Heh, last night I was in NoHunters and some stranger announced, "Go play SnowCraft at battlereports" to the general populace. I knew then that my mission in life had been fulfilled... |
| #47 ~AG~Wih (loneranger.airswitch.com)[20997] |
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That game was kind of easy, but that doesn't stop it from kicking some serious butt. The secret to winning is sneaking all of your little dudes in the top right or bottom left corner while they're all bent over. If you go in the bottom left, way down there, you have the advantage because you throw right right handed, so it's really easy to win. I beat the whole thing ithout losing a guy!
1640 =)
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| #48 ~AG~Wih (loneranger.airswitch.com)[21010] |
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| d'oh, this bites. I beat it all again, this time losing 2 guys and getting hit once more and it only gave me a thousand, what's up with that? Maybe the other time it was only 640, but I beat the whole thing. That's gay. |
| #49 ~AG~mustard~gas (zorro.airswitch.com)[21766] |
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| hahaha 120 baby!!!!!!!!!! |
| #50 ~AG~Wih[25328] |
| 216.190.80.2 |
| Haha! I found it out...you can do levels over and over again, the trick is to stop before beating level 9 |
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