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#1 JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni[33511]
huru59.wuh.wustl.edu
FIRST!!!
#2 Jagdwolfe[33513]
proxy1-external.lafayt1.in.home.com
Hahah nice and creative :)
#3 [Chaos]Calvin[33514]
195.249.56.3
;) - Your brainpatterns must look funny - ;)
#4 Fox^1[33517]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
I am not sure If I should worship your gosuness, or kick your ass. I am not sure what is going on with this BR.

Fox^1

#5 HolyAnarchy[33519]
proxy1.roalok1.mi.home.com
LOL, this is damn funny...If you liked this, go check out the best comic site on the net, home of the famed untitled.gif!

http://comic.spacebar.org/archive.html





#6 Mellinium_Ben21[33522]
spider-wi063.proxy.aol.com
My God this was funny as hell.WTF did you get this s h i t man?
#7 [{o}][33523]
dialup-209.246.72.225.NewYork2.Level3.net
Damn why does JPaikman always get first?
#8 WilliamWC3[33525]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
This is hilarious. I vote due to the extreme closeness of the hof this month we post a picture of evil eye laser man in the hall of fame and call it a wash.

HILARIOUS

#9 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33526]
gateway.ncdsb.com
These reports are funny because they are totally messed up and perverted.

Just my sort of humour.

GJ =)



#10 Herminator[33529]
24.65.14.170.bc.wave.home.com
Hehehehe, luv that
did ne1 else see the picture with luke skywalker and darth vader fighting?
oh yea, b4 i forget, did u get that squirrel from stickdeath.com?

#11 Protophobic[33534]
pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu
WTF IS THIS??!! I don't know whether to think you're a genius or a retard...
#12 Pitt[33536]
res6486.student.nd.edu
DUDE YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO! OMG YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO BRING BACK THE DRUNKEN BR! NEVER SINCE DRUNKEN BR HAVE I SEEN SO MUCH SWEARING AND STUPID JOKES! PLUS YOU HAVE AWESOME PICTURES. DUDE I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU! YOU FUCKING OWN!
#13 MgF228[33538]
38.169.185.77
ROFLMFAO - omg - that waz funny as hell. A lot better than the other one.
#14 Limp_Bizkit666[33544]
cerebus.smc.edu
hot damn, i was so jeolous of the squirrel...

i wanna have the power of abollo too!!!
damn it.
i'm so scred of the evi eye laser man!
anyways, i got a question..

when you mind contol the critters, do you get to control their movements?
i know when you mind conrtol a kakaru, it goes whereever it wants..but i don't kno wabout other critters like ursadons and bangalaas and all...

anyways, fnny as hell, and people were staring at me when i was laughng my ass off in the computer room!
hehe

good job, and don't be happified, so compe up with another one soon..

byeya!
p.s-<font color="red" size="1">i love you, ass wipeer!</font color="red" size="1">













#15 Jamellan[33547]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Evil Eye Laser Man: Behind the scenes....

Well, on that map I did mind control all the critters. You do get to control the movement of the bengalaas, but they still randomly move around when idle, so the scenes with the critters were very difficult to achieve. We had to hire a bengalaas trainer to come in get them to stay somewhat still.

I don't remember where i got Bitch Ass Squirrel from, but it wasn't too hard to find him. Of course another tale of Evil Eye Laser Man will be on the way, just gotta come up with bigger and better ideas, which may or may not be a task. I was thinking of going back and making the first three episodes of the beginning of Evil Eye Laser Man, but with some more characters that kids can relate to, and nothing but eye candy. Many of you have been demanding Evil Eye Laser Man on DVD, but I am here to inform you that Evil Eye Laser Man will not be available on DVD until I have finished all the episodes.......

That last paragraph is all made up, and I don't know why I wrote it...
#16 British[FTL][33550]
204.245.4.7
A small bit of advice, since I used to be a professional Ursadon trainer... You should be able to Hold Position and get them to stay where you want.

Funny report, though, that squirrel owned.
#17 [33559]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
OMG BEAR MY CHILDREN PLZ

THIS DUDE NEEDS TO GO IN HOF RIGHT NOW
#18 Drefsab[33563]
rc59.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Funnier than the last one, that shot where the squirrel is split in half with MS Paint trails of red flowing out of him kicked ass<i>!</i>

Definitely a new genre of battle reporting...

<font size=5><b>8</b></font>

Cheers,
Dref
#19 ::nobody::[33572]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
dood...Jamellan > me. I bow to your superior pic editing skills. =D that report was too damn funny!!
i lied in my comment on the last one....keep 'em coming! =D
Ciao!
::nobody::
#20 Baxter-O'Bixby[33576]
bombay.CS.Berkeley.EDU
I'd like to see one called "The Birth of Evil Eye Laser Man." I'm curious to hear about the origins of this scarlet vigilante....
#21 Sp|nE[33583]
dialup0109-pri.voicenet.com
MORE! MORE!
#22 Pitt[33585]
res6486.student.nd.edu
You definitely need to contact me about a BR I had in the works a long time ago about bengalass, protoss fecses, and lost temple.
#23 Jamellan[33586]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Sure Pitt, what about your report? U can usually find me on bnet under this nick or icq me, # is 8082092.
#24 Jamellan[33587]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Sure Pitt, what about your report? U can usually find me on bnet under this nick or icq me, # is 8082092.
#25 Jamellan[33588]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Damn i'm skilled at being retarted and getting my comments to post twice!!
#26 SCV[33605]
c3-1c195.neo.rr.com
I've seen some weird shit, and i've seen some more weird shit, so believe me when i tell you, this is some weird shit...
#27 D$^Gob_X[33633]
ns.wsd1.org
Yeah that squirrel things from stickdeath! That BR is just too fucked up man. Kinda disturbing....man your one sick mothafucka, that was sweet.
#28 pureghetto{BC}r[33641]
johnny2.net.uoguelph.ca
omg you came out with this one rather quickly. I wonder what other wacky S H I T you ez going to do next
#29 ~FruitFly~[33660]
spc-isp-tor-uas-41-3.sprint.ca
damn you shoulda called the squirrel fuzzy nuts from the one in half baked but that wouldnt o beeen original hahah this was the funniest report i have ever read I LOVED IT
#30 klown[33669]
tnt03dla040.winnipeg.escape.ca
ive got big balls too
#31 novadistortion[33776]
eb51.ips.PaulBunyan.net
omg ive never laughed that hard in my life and when i fell off my chair in the computer room at school the ugly librarian saw the squirrel and well um i hope in school suspension is fun.
#32 @}~MaKiTa~[33923]
spider-wo041.proxy.aol.com
This is Hall Of Fame material. =oD~
#33 Hegemony[34119]
dial6.wsh.uwc.edu
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
That is one of the funiest things that I have ever read. The only thing funier that a squierrel with big nuts would to have had one of those babboons u know with the big pink testicles. That is some creative shit.

I almost busted a gut laughing so hard in the computer lab that I am in everyone prolly though wtf is he doing, nice report :)
#34 ksletker;gl[71618]
128.148.60.242

LOL!!!! That godzilla in the minimap is the funniest thing ever.
#35 Tripe[153483]
ca-glendora-cuda1-c8a-a-94.arcdca.adelphia.net
XD Viagra gun.
#36 pal[161842]
adsl-208-191-38-1.dsl.tpkaks.swbell.net
yu
#37 paul[161843]
adsl-208-191-38-1.dsl.tpkaks.swbell.net
hay



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