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#1 [36836]
12.29.113.1
First non-author comment! I be bad.
#2 WilliamWC3[36837]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Looks good. For some reason the report was super wide on my comp. I could see it all w/o scrolling cause I have mad resolution but that could be a problem. Other than that, great job. BTW, I think thats the first time I've seen JV claim a frist comment.
#3 Tariq[36844]
198.168.49.221
don't let bob read this report
HE USED JPEG
but i could tell the pics are better here

strong



#4 Baxter-O'Bixby[36861]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Excellent report, Sanders. I give it an 8.3.
#5 Mac~RoD/John of Catskills[36875]
lrar6pp06.alltel.net
Nice BR, I give it a 9! Really good job.
Oh yeah double diget comments OWN you pathetic single diget commenters MUAH HA HA!
#6 Shitty_Peon[36897]
p67-30.atnt3.dialup.aus2.flash.net
OMG, I 0wN so much...it's so awesome to see someone making fun of you online, nice feeling (no, not sarcastic). I would just like to point out the I 0wN everyone including power, because he's a 1 RACE, 1 MAP, 1 BUILD ch0b0 wh0re!!!!
Actually he's a cool guy....ggs

Nice report Sanders, you have real talent, turning the shit that was those games into a nice, and humorous report. When we were playing em, I wasn't sure how good this was gonna be...(Except I knew the 3rd game would 0wN everyone!)

Nice nice nice

-Shitty Peon






#7 Shitty Peon[36909]
p6-30.atnt3.dialup.aus2.flash.net
hehe, it was fun, we should do it again when i get some skillz...

BTW, anyone who wants to contribute to my race to 1, msg me on b.net. I'm to the point where I only lose 3-4 points per loss and I need as many games as possible. Msg "Sh1tty_Peon"
on b.net...

THanks!@#!








#8 Doom-[36911]
ip29.milwaukee6.wi.pub-ip.psi.net
=) Nice BR kinda lame how fast those games were though
#9 WilliamWC3[36963]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
I took a peak at the html and I honestly don't understand why it shows up the way it does on my pc allthough my settings are a bit unusal, 1280x1024 w/large fonts so things appear differently. I'm pretty sure who to blame it on though. Microsoft Front Page, bleh.

Good report anyway. Keep it up.

#10 ::skull(~)[37006]
hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
I also wondered about that comment about the tech to revears. i t seemed odd that a zerg could do that, i must see if i can next time it might be worth it.;)This was ok but next time get some pple who can play.
#11 [37052]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
/sarcasm Gee, thanks, I really needed that prison-sex reference to brighten my day!

bleh.

#12 Vanillicat[37095]
cm-24-25-137-172.nycap.rr.com
Nice report Peon! The report's strength lies in its humor, especially with the pictures. This made the report cohesive, and fun to read. It seemed to capture the game pretty well, especially considering you had three games to write up. I Hope you continue to write great reports like this!
#13 Dausuul[37114]
moola.tcom.purdue.edu
Nicely done report. Wish the games had been longer... but so it goes.
#14 Vanillicat[37438]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
My name is nick.. My number is 1-800-ILIKEMEN please call, i CRAVE the type of scrawny men who play starcraft constantly.
#15 Burgdorf[37439]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
I know Vanillicat. I don't think that comment was really him.. and i'm fairly sure that isn't his real phonenumber... as far as the craving men i can't comment cause he and i aren't that close.
#16 Burgdorf[37537]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
Your mom's number is 1-800-FUCKINGBITCH.. How do you like that many numbers punk?
#17 Burgdorf[37538]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
Your mom's number is 1-800-FUCKINGBITCH.. How do you like that many numbers punk?
#18 Burgdorf[37539]
cm-24-25-141-234.nycap.rr.com
incidentally - im gay
#19 peonsander[37540]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
i take every comment on this battle report personally because i have no friends, and incidently, my penis was severed by a non-consenting dog.
#20 Burgdorf[37541]
cm-24-25-141-234.nycap.rr.com
now im going to write on PeonSanders name cuz im a predictable bastard
#21 Burgdorf[37543]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
PeonSanders is homo.. the kid is scarwny, pale, thinks classic rock is the only good music, and will most likely never get laid. Ask him to see his Driver's license while you're at it. I pity anyone who associates with him.. cause they are truly more pathetic than he. <DOH>
#22 SaxOffender[37551]
cm-24-25-137-67.nycap.rr.com
This peon sanders guy sounds like a real winner. i once played him at star craft at a lan party and when i looked over at him he had his pants around his ankles and he was holdong on for dear life.scared the crap out of me
#23 StevePackard[37554]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
i was at that lan party. I was the one who pulled his pants down.. I wanted to satisfy him orally. That's why he was holding on for dear life.
#24 PeonJacobs[37792]
cm-24-25-137-67.nycap.rr.com
i dont know why you guys are making fun of him so much. you are just jeleous because he is superior to you in every way. i think you did a great job on this report, but it would have been better in a five paragraph form. and oh, "SaxOffender" the lan party and the oral sex with steve packard were two different occasions, get it right. suck my balls
#25 Jacob's lover[37797]
cm-24-25-149-32.nycap.rr.com
don't listen to him.. he went to that darn lan party... with steve packard and peon sanders, and he knows very well it was the same night.. Peon Jacobs is just in a bad mood. Due to lack of sex.



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