| #1 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[53972] |
| cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>first |
| #2 </marquee>Smoke</marquee>[53973] |
| cache01.syd.optusnet.com.au |
| Muahaha, this sucked, you got a first on a sucky report. Ewwwww, sucky germs. |
| #3 WarLeaderJustin[53974] |
| spider-tr024.proxy.aol.com |
THIS IS FREAKING GOSU! MAKE A LINK TO IT ON THE COVER OF BR.COM!!! YOU HAVE SKILL!!!
PS. That was sarcasm... but I shouldn't use it... because my reports are kinda worse... hehe... I'm sure I'll get flamed for this too... you people are so gosu, I bow down to all of you...
PSS. I love Mark4, so BACK OFF The.Confessor! |
| #4 CynicalMagician[53977] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
OMG, I don't care how many people say it was a bad game, the players were stupid, the images overused arrows, there were several spelling/grammar/puncuation errors, and that it was hard to follow, I thought it was friggin' hilarious. There are not very many reports that actually make me laugh out loud, but this was one of them. The first 'report' wasn't even all that funny, but the second was hilarious IMHO. I wouldn't try and do such bad players again, but for a first kick at the can this was above average. Correct the above problems and you'll do fine. Also, dont make me click on a link... I dont like that. GLad I did though.
-The Ever L33T CM |
| #5 $0|`||`|3ILl0|`|0n[53978] |
| tsdlsk01d0101019.sk.sympatico.ca |
Lol - I had one good long laugh at the second game. This really reminded me of Spuzz's reports.
I really love sarcasm/dark humor type reports. Kinda like CB's "1vs1 brotherly war" and Heartcutter's "Gone fish'n" report. The funniest sarcasm report I have seen so far though is Spuzz's latest report.
And The Ever L33T (V)agincan covered everything else that needed to be said.
"There can be only one, and I will be the last one with the L33T lettering magican."
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| #6 CynicalMagician[53979] |
| px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
][ VViLL Fi6hT j00 ']['0 '][']-[e eNds 0f '][']-[3 uN][)eRgr0unD, aNd j00 VViLL p3r!sh. ph34r m3.
-CM |
| #7 Ronin_Magus[53980] |
| AC8E45E5.ipt.aol.com |
| Right guys, no matter how great a game it's probably been done before. :) Do something new, like this! :) hehe.. his cock smells like beefaroni.. hehehe |
| #8 SeSHwaR[53984] |
| tnt14a-36.focal-chi.corecomm.net |
Heyyy kids...thanks alot for readin my BR... I put lotsa wurk into it. If u like it...lovely.... ill try to make more... if u dont.... sorry...stop wasting ure tyme at br.com hehe
you can't fight crime with a macaroni duck.
-SeSHwaR
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| #9 $0|`||`|3ILl0|`|0n[53985] |
| tsdlsk01d0101019.sk.sympatico.ca |
n0o00o0- ][ VViLl []Dr3vAIl 0v3r _|o0. @cCe[]D`][` i`][t.
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| #10 CynicalMagician[53986] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Oh yeah, your title for the report was superbly inventive and funny. |
| #11 $0|`||`|3ILl0|`|0n[53987] |
| tsdlsk01d0101019.sk.sympatico.ca |
b`][`VV, ][ @M kInG []D [] []/[] []D ][|`| `][`h][$
`][` 0 VV |`|
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| #12 RaZaGhAx[53989] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
um..what does FYI stand for?
RaZ |
| #13 Babbling Sonny[53994] |
| tsdlsk01d0101019.sk.sympatico.ca |
| For your information. |
| #14 $0|`||`|3ILl0|`|0n[53995] |
| tsdlsk01d0101019.sk.sympatico.ca |
| Ah ha! I win cynical! I am 166% more l33t than joo! ah ha. Ah ha. Umm- for some reason I am not satisfied. |
| #15 Cy|/|!caL (V)aGiCi4N[53998] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| 0f c0urs3 j00'r3 n0t, j00 d!dn''][' VViN. |
| #16 rod[54001] |
| ip151.chicago29.il.pub-ip.psi.net |
| sesh is a flame |
| #17 Ashdate[54003] |
| nat199.100.mpoweredpc.net |
Let me see if I got this straight...
Zerg has 4 expansions...
Terran has what... 1????
And the zerg LOST?????
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| #18 Dr.3vil[54005] |
| AC8DBF26.ipt.aol.com |
| It's really a tribute to your writing skills that you could make such a boring game into such a fantastic BR. It was shit & pee your pants LOL funny!!! Keep up the good BRing. |
| #19 livingexception[54019] |
| spider-wa032.proxy.aol.com |
| Some report don't make me laugh, some reports make me lauigh some. While I was reading the second game, I honestly couldn't stop laughing. The fact that the game was soo horrible and that you took just about every single shot at it that you could make. The incredibly funny way you write almost makes reading bad games worth it. |
| #20 SeSHwaR[54029] |
| tnt13a-14.focal-chi.corecomm.net |
ROCK! im so suprised peeple enjoyed that stuff =) watch fer me in Nohunters - if i aint busy ill BR ya
my SN iz either SeSHwaR or 2nd-toughest. Seeu craft asserz out there =)
- me |
| #21 Nychon[54034] |
| spider-tq082.proxy.aol.com |
Alls I gots to say is...........LMFAO. His cock smelled like beeforoni.....LMFAO. Someone ripped ass outside....LMFAO. The pic with the scvs where each one was on a separate mineral patch vs. the other pic where all the drones were on one mineral patch was some funny poop. LMFAO.
|_()OI< []'|V| |_33 ']['00
Nychon |
| #22 Nychon[54035] |
| spider-tq082.proxy.aol.com |
Damn it!!!!! i'm not l33t now cuz i messed everything up. That just wrecked my whole night! i thought i could make a friend by being l33t and typing cool, but noooooooo my brain got in the way and f'ed everything up. no friends for me. :( :[ =.(..... look, i didn't even capitalize my i's.
Nychon
[]'|V| /3Ry |_|][|_33'][' |
| #23 Nychon[54036] |
| spider-tq082.proxy.aol.com |
/me shoots himself.
the above is supposed to say "im very unleet" but for some reason the didnt get printed so the 'v' in very and the 'n' in unleet are messed up. |
| #24 Nychon[54038] |
| spider-tq082.proxy.aol.com |
| omfg it didnt print again. the dash thingy is very evasive. the dash thingy opposite of / |
| #25 Spuzz[54042] |
| jfsn-02-21.dialup.netins.net |
OMFG!!! This was so damn funny!! I couldn't stop laughing through the second report :D
It's so fun to play/watch a game where the players have a good time shitting each other, and your writing was so hilarious I involuntarily shot pop through my nose (owwwww). Please, keep writing these!!! :D :D
Spuzz |
| #26 Cy|/|!caL (V)aGiCi4N[54065] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Nychon: the backslash gets taken out, apparently its used in l4m3r HTML or something... '][']-[3 ']['ru3 L33T d0n'+ u$e HTML t]-[0ug]-[.. ']['h3y u$e L!nu}{, aNd ']['ha']['s iT...
-CM |
| #27 $0|`||`|3ILl0|`|0n[54071] |
| tsdlsk01d01010120.sk.sympatico.ca |
][ v!3v3]) `][`]-[!$ [3@[3@y `][`]-[r0|_|g]-[ m|_|]-[
]_!n|_|}-{ c0m[]D<i>!!!!!!!!</i>
[]D [] []V[] []D k][|`|g<i>iiiiiiiii</i>
-$b0|_|y |
| #28 Sexy^Orangutang[54090] |
| spider-ti021.proxy.aol.com |
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolvlollol
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| #29 Japanadian~SCV[54098] |
| cr467192-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com |
okay maybe the game sucked and so did the players but this was hilarious ROFL
10 ^^ |
| #30 BW-sux[54187] |
| spider-wl022.proxy.aol.com |
4
BW-sux
nuff said. |
| #31 Stankmonkey[54293] |
| AC876252.ipt.aol.com |
| WOW!This is a great report! Poopula's Ass is the greatest starcraft player i have ever seen! I want to be him! I know that he is actually a very skilled player... he was just demonstrating how playing bad can make a good battle report. Great job Sesh! |
| #32 [LoR]-Napoleic[54890] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
Who the hell gave this a 5? Fuck that it was sweet ass!
Don't listen to that gay ass mark, the ass prolly din click
the link to the second report!
That was extremely funny though, excellant work. I haven't
laughed like that since bgh strat of the day... |
| #33 SeSHwaR[55229] |
| 1Cust104.tnt55.chi5.da.uu.net |
Yeah thanx alot kidz =) i thought it wuz pretty good myself...
dont they usually give MORE than 1 rating on a report?
howz that wurk? i want in on that shit!
;-) |
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