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#1 [61654]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Damn! I knew I forgot something. I forgot to add the title of the BR. It was supposed to be a pic of Bob's bengy saying "This map is overplayed" =[

Bah, anyway, Enjoy!

Bane



#2 [61655]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Read the "Note:" at the top of the page btw.
#3 [61657]
207-172-196-161.s161.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com
2v1 should never be won by the 1
#4 RaZaGhAx[61658]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
Myst = god

RaZ

#5 SixtyWATZ[61659]
spider-wm034.proxy.aol.com
YO What up biiiitch.
This br is so "wack"
Did bane mention that myst had vision :-). Well i say The Chronicles PART2 and im gonna represent and kick mysty's scrawny ass with MY CHOSEN PARTNER. CHRIST!!!! I mean look who i gotta play with. The.Confessor???? Gawd heres a little skit boys and girlz

Me: Yo u wanna help me out here watz is only one man
Confess: WTF u need help
Me: Well the watz is really good but he can take only so much
Confess: Whateva (Confess Plays With Himself)

I mean JEEZ help a brother out. Secondly the wang game. Look at me WANGSONN????? what are u nutz gawd call the game a 1v1 in myst advantage cuz wang is a hadicap. Again peeps another skit.

Me: Alright wang we gotta put this sucka down fast
Wang: O ok why dont i just mass scvs and well win
Me: Wang cmon try here buddy
Wang: Ok (wang plays with himself)

GOD!!!! You dont know the rage! So next time Bane 2v1 Chronicles Part 2 WATZ PICKS THE PARTNER!!!

-SixtyWATZ

ps Take this for what its worth guys cuz you know i love you ;-)



















#6 http://www.battlereports.com/viewreports.php?reportnum=3280[61660]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Haha watz!

1) Myst did not have vision

2) none of the conversations ever happened or anything close to them

We all still love you Watz!

Bane

#7 CynicalMagician[61661]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Nice BR, but I'm afraid I"m going to have to chew out the 2's in those teams... Come on guys, really. HELP EACH OTHER OUT!@*(&*@&(*!&* HAVE YOU EVER, IN YOU LIVES, PLAYED A DECENT 2V2 THAT DOESN'T JUST TURN INTO 2 1V1'S ON THE SAME MAP?!?! MY GOD!!!!^%@^%)( PLAY SOME F***ING 2V2S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!11

I'm done now. Cripes, I'm not that good in 1v1, but I'm hella way better in 2v2...
#8 [61662]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
omg whoops, i thought i had copied my name but I forgot i copied the link to my report to put in my profile...sorry =[
#9 ProtectorofAiur[61663]
19.colorado-springs-06-07rs.co.dial-access.att.net
watz owns all. this br only proves how much confessor and wang really suck =]
#10 ..(Myst)..[61664]
spider-wc014.proxy.aol.com
heh, watz owns. Btw, In both games my lings were speedy fast thats how I microed them to win :P
#11 ..(Myst)..[61665]
spider-wc014.proxy.aol.com
One last thing, Bane, that song owns so much =)
#12 Sonneillon[61667]
tsdlsk01d01010135.sk.sympatico.ca
Once I heard the guitar opening I simply stopped the download of the MP3... then I opened winamp, and went to my "Mainstream overplayed mixed shit" and found the dennisleary-asshole song.

You shoulda just said, ok folks, we know everyone already has this song, so just play it while reading the report! heh.

Anyways, good report. Kinda 7ish - 8ish.
#13 wangsonn[61668]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
OMG BANE I HATE YOU, DUDE U DIDNT PUT THAT I ATTEMPTED BACKSTAB ON WATZ!!!!!!!!!!!. I WOULDVE KILLED HIM TOO IF IT WERENT FOR MYST'S GOSUNESS. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR. U SUCK POA!!!!! :D
#14 GameOverZ[61669]
ppp235.c5300-2.day-oh.siscom.net
THE NEXT ONE TO SAY "WUZZAP".. DIES.

#15 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[61671]
bc-kam-a53-01-79.look.ca
Quit SC both. Lose in a 2v1
#16 =)[61672]
194.106.96.9
omg you realize how long it took me to load that mp3...
when i start dl 3 comments.. when i finish dl 14 comments =)gotta love this site and yeah btw great br.
#17 talon[61681]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
myst isn't really super good...

those guys were just newbies
#18 testosterone[61683]
mkc-31-246-116.kc.rr.com
bane that song is awesome, nice report to, COME ON WATZ AND WANG ;)
#19 GammaRayBurst[61685]
as3-2-85.HIP.Berkeley.EDU
Hehe sorry myst I gotta gloat =P i barely beat myst playing one of the best tvz's of my life and having myst play the worst game of his life. I enjoyed it though :)

Nice report. Not so sure about the super-beveling of some of those pics tho... =/

-GRB
#20 [61688]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Go Myst! Myst is my new sparing partner... Although I am more like his punching bag =/

Bane = 9 or more

I don't feel bias giving this rating. It deserves it.

9

Fox^1
#21 Cyan[61691]
spider-wm062.proxy.aol.com
wtf bane ,i thought u were doing the br on me, fox's and enthuseds game.
#22 ChinksWithGuns[61693]
206.bridgeton-03.mo.dial-access.att.net
Hi bane. This BR makes me wanna write a BR again.. reminds me of the mog vs two NH lamers BR. 8.5

-Chinks
#23 BW-sux[61695]
spider-te012.proxy.aol.com
Haha, this is good and watz is a wigger. Fits right in with Melfuaru.

BTW, I couldn't hear the song. What was it?

9
BW-sux
#24 hawk...[61696]
209.128.34.3
this is just annoying. =[. 2v1's and you know who would win.
#25 afro~[potato][61698]
adsl-63-200-52-91.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
i saw a game once, where a toss guy teched to reavers with 2 goons as defense and died to 6 lings 5 minutes into game. whatever
#26 Cyan[61702]
spider-te084.proxy.aol.com
Woh Myst is good i msut agree, but didya have to choose the crap NH palyers to 2v1 him?
#27 [61704]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Omg Cyan, Confessor is not crap by any means; neither were any of those players. And that is going to be my next BR, Myst was just pleading with me to release this one first for some reason. =]

Thanks for comments all!

Bane

#28 Cyan[61706]
spider-ti072.proxy.aol.com
o ok, i mean there not bad, but i can beat all those guys with ease, and imnto good. Cause Activus and beat me with ease. How bout a 1v1 with Activus! vs Myst ,thatd be a gg, only by toss can mess with acti.
#29 [61707]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
we were gonna do that then Acty disced =[
#30 [61708]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-268.look.ca
Haha confess sucks, 9
#31 Mogalin[61709]
d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net
Uhhh

Confessor and some random NH lamer vs some dude i've never heard of but is apparently quite good

Confessor is ok and all nh lamers just suck

It's no wonder he won... go search on sp|ne and see me win a 2on1 =) It's funner cuz they were bragging they whooped me.
#32 [61710]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Mogalin: Myst is very good. Also NH has some decent players in there. They do have there share of below average players, but we all don't suck =[

Fox^1
#33 [61711]
ifitl-78-253-103.asm.bellsouth.net
Mog, you should see Fox own now! seriously
#34 [61713]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
BLEH Mog beat me Z vs T (him terran) 3 times in a row. Then we played 2 Z vs P games and he won one (WHICH WAS A FLUKE MOG JEDI MIND TRICKED ME INTO NOT EXPANDING) But game 2 I finished him with 50 mutas. =]

But if we played again I think I would do much better. Myst has taught me the ways of Z vs T.

Fox^1
#35 [61714]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Oh and Bane, thanks for the compliment. But I don't even own my shoelaces =/

Fox^1
#36 [61715]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Fox! you owned Myst a couple times and when I watched you came atleast close every time :P
#37 ..(Myst)..[61716]
spider-tq073.proxy.aol.com
Activus! Is very good, We've played a number of times now, I think I'm 4-1 with him, but some of those games could of gone either way.
#38 SixtyWATZ[61723]
spider-wn044.proxy.aol.com
WTF
I have played in nh for 2 years and all of a sudden i get pardon my french little bitches saying im some random lamer. Well got news for you guys PREPARE FOR THE WRATH OF WATZ j/k ok ok im not great call me uhhh champ in making. But pleez give me some satisfaction beacause i have played in nh for a long time now so i dont need any shit thx have urselves i nice day!

ps Dont Hunt Me Down And Flame Me For This
#39 Slayer^of^Deth[61724]
fsj56-35.ocol.com
Gosu report, supergosu song, gosu ..(myst).., but CHO BO opponents. MAXI CHOBO. good report dude, Bane owns all :)
#40 S_Warrior[61733]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
Hahahahahahahaha

this report owns so bad

hahahahaha

LOL!!
#41 OrcManiac[61740]
intsfd204.mrq.gouv.qc.ca
hehehe good job Myst :D

btw guys myst is really good even if the players in those 2 game kinda screwed up :)

me and myst had a couple of good games but he always come out on top sdbjsdgjkhdfjksghjkzsdfgjdsnjsdfn ! bah I love you myst :o
#42 jeezumcrow[61742]
svwebw03.statestreet.com
holy cows hehe, thats really bad losing on a 2v1 and having it reported on here.

#43 m1ndcontrol[61751]
ras-14.cyberglobe.net
(Myst) vs [O]Mr.X? Sounds like it would be a good match to me :) Good job on the BR, I really enjoyed the 2vs1 thing.
#44 `~DarKnight~'[61752]
09-164.022.popsite.net
lol jeezumcrow. also, is this the same myst as the one I BRed a while ago?
#45 King-Lewis[61757]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
hmmmmm ...winning two 2v1 in a row ... hmm yah ...well =/... myst is good yes but gawd, he had to play mega chobos to be able to win 2v1.

8.

Lewis
#46 UKNOWWHOIAMHAWK[61758]
proxy1-external.poco1.bc.home.com
im disappointed in u u fucking idiot
#47 [61759]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Hawk's disappointed in me?!?!? hehe

Thx for comments all.
#48 CraZy[61764]
eng108.usask.ca
Ok myst is good but is very beatable. I know his aka's and have beat him before so get your heads out of his ass god.
:[

btw fox owns ^^
#49 OrcManiac[61765]
intsfd204.mrq.gouv.qc.ca
Be more jealous crazy thx gw :O

I played the guy he is good.

what's his aka :o ?
#50 [61766]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
no one can say Orc =[
#51 wangsonn[61768]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
errr cyan i have beaten u fool. quit running your mouth saying u beat everyone. i wasnt even trying to beat myst, i even backstabbed watz. so stfu about the nh lamer crap. god i hate all of you people that act like your the best. FU ALL
#52 wangsonn[61769]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
GOD CYAN YOU FREAKIN PISS ME OFF!@$@%#%^$#$@%@
#53 Activus[61770]
sdn-ar-001nyrochP013.dialsprint.net
Myst, it's 3-1 =], and all of them were really close =].

Acty
#54 [61777]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Hehe, Acty, msg me when ur on b.net ..(Bane)..
#55 ~Infinity[61778]
px1ma.cg.wave.shaw.ca
Omg. this myst is really amazing, that wasnt bad team work, that was his skill! gj on the br, had a nice feel to it, the overall look was good.
#56 ~Infinity[61779]
px2ma.cg.wave.shaw.ca
Oops, there i go shootin off my mouth b4 reading other comments. I f he had the entire map viewed than its nothing special, sorry =(
#57 [61783]
fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net
he did not have the entire map viewed, it was a lie hehe
#58 CYAN![61800]
spider-tj083.proxy.aol.com
haha wang im jk around, i still love u and all your gay ffas.
#59 [61802]
inehou-pxy04.compaq.com
Wang calm down =[

Fox^1
#60 BW-sux[61829]
spider-wl024.proxy.aol.com
WATZ: As far as I know, NH hasn't been around for 2 years.

BW-sux
#61 Vegita of Pooh[61836]
host69-140.iwbc.net
WEEEEEE,

Myst was telling me about this game and how he was soo excited to win a 2vs1, ha ha ha, Myst is good, almost too good if you ask me *_*

I wish I was there dangit!!! Good job Myst, and good job bane on the battlereport!!
#62 wangsonn[61845]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Ok calm now, my chi is harnessed...
#63 .kmbngnl[61846]
spider-wc021.proxy.aol.com
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 on1 lost 3 games what a dumd shit go home have sex more then play
#64 kjhlkhvdsl[61847]
spider-wc021.proxy.aol.com
no1 can beat truthly players 2 on1
#65 AgentN[61866]
spider-wd063.proxy.aol.com
IMHO, my clan could beat myst 1v1 Tc1~GlaZe...I think he would be more than happy to play your god and then you could BR it...little zerg boy

The Agent
Adam

8.12.00
#66 [61874]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
OK Agent. Msg me when I'm on bnet as ..(Bane)..

I'll have you know, however, that Myst just went 4-3 w/ Montaro and 3-0 w/ {PH}jester.

Bane
#67 Undead{hero}[61888]
txmia2-56.du.gate.net
Haha bane u sadistic bastard. Nuking hydras at the end. =/. hehe, nice report. kinda short tho. =)
#68 garett[61896]
spider-tk042.proxy.aol.com
whats mysts aka?
#69 SCV~007[61931]
t6o57p7.telia.com
Good report..agree with the 9's

Myst wins because of poor cooperation by his opponents IMHO.

Even two halfdecent players that cooperate should bring down a good player..
#70 Met[61999]
ce-1.pp.htv.fi
<b> <font=red> kick ass! 9! </font=red> </b>
#71 Raider[62034]
user-2ive3hf.dialup.mindspring.com
I do not know how good Myst really is, but the guys who lost 2 2v1s in a row must be pretty shitty...

Raider
#72 AgentN[62088]
spider-tn063.proxy.aol.com
Hey again Bane...been out of town...I'm back now...I'll *try to talk to you on B.net in like 10 min...if your not on...I don't know what to do....maybe try Msg'in GlaZe if you can....he's a good zerg player and apparently so is myst...my comment meant no dis to myst...and I beat Jester 2-1 he isn't that good imo...but, monty and I have never played and glaze beats me :)

The Agent
Adam

8.14.00
#73 -IcE-Storm[62221]
spider-tk063.proxy.aol.com
good report, 1 sided whole time though...but that made it that much better cause it was funny that they got owned soooo bad... Nice nuke at end! 8

-IcE-Storm
#74 TrUnKs94[62442]
1Cust228.tnt2.poughkeepsie.ny.da.uu.net
..(MySt).. = SupEr GuSo
#75 TrUnKs94[62443]
1Cust228.tnt2.poughkeepsie.ny.da.uu.net
Oh and I forgot to mention, for all you people that are saying Myst won because the other 2 sucked....Play him 1on1 and we'll see who's the GuSo
#76 Basic[62573]
proxy5-external.rdc1.sdca.home.com
dsafsafdsafas
#77 testosterone[62752]
mkc-166-189-55.kc.rr.com
omg this song owns
#78 MrPimp6913[62809]
dial-tnt01-p2-014.bos.ma.meganet.net
i own watz and wangsonn, watz is a NH lammer. Wangsonn is my hero to bad he sux though. I taught wang to focus his chi
#79 Desreteagle05[147285]
ool-18bb093f.dyn.optonline.net
watzrealy good



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