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#1 Mark4[1795]
Looks like my dear raters took my "BR rating guide" seriously and gave anything written by skullcrasher an automatic one. I'm now giving authorization to increase your rating of his reports to a "2" if he really really deserves it.
#2 Johnny_Vegas[1802]
hahahaha

I was drooling with anticipation when I saw the author's name. But alas it was just as I expected. No literary masterpiece.. haha

#3 JSH[1805]
Wow, that's a great idea! Offensive supply depots. I'll have to try that next time hydrapower goes into a comp game to mess around. :)
#4 Upgraded_PRobe[1808]
you suck skull
im glad you died
you pieCe of crap
lamer
=P



#5 Flint79[1815]
I went back to Vanillia SC last night and got a horrible partner. He made around 25 bunkers and was filling them with 2 raxs (That were idle most of the time). Mean while...The bunkers were at his choke...and massivly infront of his choke, while his main was wide open. He never attacked once. I love people that feel they can win through defence (And this was'nt even a semi-good defence). They dropped on his main....and he says to me, "Whoa....sneaky bastards." Not really my fine newb...that was the logical thing to do. After that game...I return to Brood wars.
#6 Bob the Newt[1821]
What's everyone got against skull?
#7 JSH[1822]
"Whoa, sneaky bastards" - hehehehehehehehehehehe
#8 Necrosausage![1823]
hi skull :)

I once had an enemy that always said something like "Symbol is almost finished". When I attack he says "Symbol is now finished", and I find his base with only Pylons that are built so that they form some strange star-symbol :)
(this was a ladder game!)

Why do you get such bad bengalaas for ur reports? - I mean this one was not too great but it was quite funny, and besides this, nobody gets rates below 4.0 normally :(

Did u insult Mark4? ;-)






#9 Rychean[1826]
Uhm.. I’m the one that rated this report a “1”. I call it a report and not a “battle” report because there simply is no battle in this report. This is nothing more than a post about what a newbie did with some starting locations thrown in.

<I>After this event, I tried to kill one of the bases of the enemy but was double teamed on, and died.</I>

This is the only line in the entire post that even mentions some sort of battle, and it has no details. Skull could have been killed by an army of drones for all we know.

Maybe it is just me, but I sort of like to read about actual battles when I read a battle report. I guess I should have just left it not rated.











#10 Mark4[1828]
Actually Rych, I gave it a "1" too.... But you covered why it needed one.
#11 Johnny_Vegas[1834]
This report sucked bengalaas ass.
#12 Bob the Newt[1839]
ok ok ok, good points, he should've been more a LOT detailed. But I know that lots of people (myself included) like reading newbie reports. Maybe there should be a Newbie section, so others can steer clear of them.
#13 StimmedCorsair[1841]
Maybe there should be a section about rants where you can post all the stupid things people do in your games =] they can all get 1.0's too for all I care as long as they're amusing like this one ;]
#14 Aaron[3309]
Ok this was THE MOST HILLARIOUS!!!! BR I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!! I crack up everytime I read it!! You should have got a higher rating for humor!!
#15 DarKnight[3528]
Aaron, try my Newbie hell report
that with kill u if u think that's funny
#16 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[5409]
wtf????????????
#17 *.* (loneranger.airswitch.com)[19258]
I don't see what's wrong with writing fictional reports trying to be funny...oh yeah, they suck. I'm sure offensive depoting was a good idea at the time...but what kind of gay korean would do that?
#18 JawaAvenger[67331]
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#19 CaughtNaked[83650]
nas-3-87.dc-t.navipath.net
Lessons ive learned
A) You Suk
B) Dont Play BGH kuz u ARE going to get shit allies.

t2yl,
~CN






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