#1  [69064] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
Good job Dref, obviously a 10... doh...
Dref |
| #2 SqueakyMonkey[69065] |
| osh1-79b.twcny.rr.com |
| Whee, pointless post! |
| #3 SqueakyMonkey[69066] |
| osh1-79b.twcny.rr.com |
Lol, fine work. What you, er...Jeannie needs, is another person to distract her opponent while she summons the Djinn. That'll give her ample time to warp it in and destroy them all.
DESTROY THE INFIDELS, KILL THEM ALL! BAHAHAHAHA! BAHA..ha..ha...*cough* |
| #4 Krebster[69067] |
| spider-wj042.proxy.aol.com |
| rofl "will you still show me yourboobs" |
| #5 Toying_Mind[69068] |
| ACAF2CDA.ipt.aol.com |
| rofl hehe nice =D new gosu SC strats being invented all the time... 9 ( ok the games sucked but it was funny as hell ) nice try though -Jeanie- =/ better luck next time |
| #6 CynicalMagician[69069] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| The funniest part of that was brian. And his life. Always look on the bright side of life brian, always. |
| #7 mlylecarlin[69070] |
| adsl-64-216-18-165.dsl.snantx.swbell.net |
Damn, so close... try a 3v3 or some other game in which you have all 3 races on 1 team, then put a probe, and scv, and a drone in such a triangle. I've heard this reduces casting time to 1/pi of the norm... where did I hear this? In a dream. A dream in which Zileas visited me and told me the secret casting technique, and that blizzard could "eat a large bag of hell at my expense". Yes. It is so.
:-) 8 for the BR |
| #8 Shadow~Skull[69071] |
| drproxy1.proxy.lucent.com |
| All hail drefs for this most lactating post. It must be nice to smoke mind warping drugs and of coures some form of malt alcoholic beverage while playing starcraft. nice one drefs, you too oh valiant jean. |
| #9 Kami_Bum[69072] |
| sdn-ar-002ohclevP144.dialsprint.net |
One time I managed to summon it. You got the triangle right, but you need to have 1 BC, 1 carrier, and 1 Birtgoth(hidden zerg unit). They must be all the same color, and completed at the same time. This will take ~90 minutes to complete. Good luck.
Oh and BR deserves a 9 |
| #10 <img 'http://palpy.tripod.com/n_palpy.gif'>[69073] |
| sdn-ar-005gaatlaP295.dialsprint.net |
You idiot! No wonder you couldn't summon a Djinn, you were trying to summon it with peons! Fool! Are cabalists peons? I think not! You need to use spellcasters. I think your best bet would be Templar, or Maybe Dark Archons. Yeah, Dark Archons! Nobody uses them because they don't know how to use their most powerful spell. I'm smart!
Palpy |
| #11 Artius[69074] |
| 2Cust78.tnt14.phl1.da.uu.net |
You can't summon a chaos Djinn until you research greater summoning at the Arcane Catacombs.
You have the formation almost right - its uncanny. Have you see a bootleg version of Strifeshadow?
- Martin/Artius |
| #12 SnowSquall[69075] |
| a11c251.neo.rr.com |
| ROFL |
#13  [69076] |
| zmapxy03.zma.compaq.com |
GJ Dref next time don't drink before doing a BR. :( Wow this was bad
4
Fox |
#14  [69077] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
| HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DOUBLE OWN WITH ICE CREAM ON TOP |
| #15 Wangsonn[69078] |
| fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| rofl i thought it was funny |
#16  [69079] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-408.look.ca |
| wtf 4? fox is on crack, 9 |
| #17 SixtyWATZ[69080] |
| spider-tl013.proxy.aol.com |
LOL This was pretty funny
BTW JEANNIE if ur reading this 1v1 and ill let u win just show me those breasts and maybe ill show u my Sky Blue Penis. |
| #18 [P]aradox[69081] |
| on-ham-a53-01-67.look.ca |
| Palpy's right, you should try using DAs or maybe High temps... try casting psi storm overhead at the same time :). |
| #19 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[69082] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-89.look.ca |
If i made the exact same thing it would get a 5
But dref made it so its gets a 9
weeee Br.com rules!!!! |
| #20 [69084] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
OMG Fox, where is your sense of humor? Wife not giving you any? ;-)
Don't make me rate this<i>!</i>
Cheers,
Dref |
| #21 [69085] |
| 242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com |
slipknot maybe if you werent a stupid fag, and could do something half funny you'd get good ratings
until then you're just a little bitch, so shove it |
| #22 ProtectorofAiur[69086] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
my philosophy joke > this
here it is again.
what did we learn after rene descartes got kicked by the wild mare?
never put descartes before the horse.
|
| #23 King-Lewis[69087] |
| modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| Fox is generous with a 4 :) |
| #24 Scarab[69088] |
| AC922509.ipt.aol.com |
fat fat fatty fatty fat fat fatty fatty
yummy yum yummy in my tummy yo |
| #25 +AnathemA+[69089] |
| ip236.phoenix12.az.pub-ip.psi.net |
| this be dumb |
| #26 Starlore..[69090] |
| 207-172-128-77.s77.tnt1.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
What you have to do is. get 3 templars. then storm themselvs all at the same time, when they go "poof" from eachother's storms. that's when the magic happends, but all 3 temps in the triangle have to storm at the same time.
GL WITH IT<I>!</I> |
| #27 [69091] |
| zmapxy03.zma.compaq.com |
| OMG T_mac you gave it a 9 JEEZ! |
| #28 [69092] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
haha... fight fight<i>!</i>
Dref |
| #29 WarLeaderJustin[69093] |
| spider-wa073.proxy.aol.com |
Um... it was funny, to say the most. I don't know if it was 90% funny, but it was funny. Nonetheless, Dref's excellent writting kept me reading... which wasted a couple minutes of my life, but prompted a couple laughs...
Uh, 70%, but just barely, IMHO.
-WLJ |
| #30 [P]aradox[69094] |
| on-ham-a53-01-67.look.ca |
| I HAVE THE SOLUTION! You can't use these features until the patch is out, because Blizzard couldn't have included them in 7. |
| #31 Starookie[69095] |
| edtn010012.hs.telusplanet.net |
Dref you fool. To summon a chaos dijin, you have to put your peons in a triangle, and then press alt+f4 when you look on your monitor, itll appear. sheesh!
Starookie
Btw, 9 |
| #32 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[69096] |
| static-36.itcanada.com |
Well, this is pretty dumb. I mean, it's so ^%$&# obvious that the unit you use is the Dark Archon. Archons are big, red, mean-looking things. Therefore the must be good at summoning stuff. Use da's, and you'll be undefeatable!
I did this 7 times already, and the fact that I hacked has absolutely nothing to do with my resulting victory.
Next time, play me, with Jeanna please. I might have accepted her offer.
;)
easy 10, 1st game was just awesome. |
| #33 Digityl[69098] |
| 138.86.151.7 |
uhhh...not funny cept maybe brian and the boob shot offer.
5 |
| #34 dijin[69099] |
| spider-wc042.proxy.aol.com |
| Am I the only on that wasn't snortin' crack when they wrote these reviews? |
| #35 [bad]derek[69100] |
| spider-tr011.proxy.aol.com |
repost this with Jeannie's boobs plz
i hack |
| #36 [69105] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
hehe, thanks for all the feedback. You guys choke me up sometimes... *sniff*
Anyway, glad <i>some</i> of you liked it, this happened this morning and I thought I'd throw a quick report together cause it had me laughing just imagining what the other players were thinking.
Love it, hate it, it'll be off the front page in a couple of days... ;-)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #37 Elendale[69107] |
| AC8C481E.ipt.aol.com |
Hmm, you are on the right track here dref... maybe try with Templar next time- after all, psi storm isn't overpowered enough, temps need more. Maybe try with DTs too, they look like dark elves to me.
Can't decide whether this is pure genius or utter drivel...
-Elendale |
| #38 GoaTZiLLa![69108] |
| adsl-pool-1-8B7DE1D2.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net |
| haha that was sweet, lmao |
| #39 -citizenkane-[69109] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
Rofl! Own own own
Next game I get protoss, I'll do that! |
#40  [69111] |
| a11c251.neo.rr.com |
Hey I thought it was funny.. at least it doesnt rate as "5 minutes of my life that I can't get back" :P
I'm just rofl'ing imagining what those other players were thinking. rofl rofl rofl rofl |
| #41 [69114] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Holy cow<i>!</i> 4,5,7,8,9 I challenge any of you to get 5 different ratings on one report... :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
#42  [69115] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
That's too much... you must have been summoning it wrong Dref.
I'm glad I couldn't rate this, I'm biased.
-YRM- |
| #43 Eradicate~Me[69116] |
| spider-tr051.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG dref this owned and as for you cynical jokes with no sense of humor what so ever "FU", bang up a br as funny as this, cuz I was going to post one like now..but this is a tough br to follow..
-Erad |
| #44 Darth Sidious[69122] |
| ap02-d11-076.dial.freesurf.nl |
| hey try summoning a Juzam Djin next time they are way more powerfull than the chaos djin. You just have to play in dire, find a Black lotus and use your island to get the 4 mana you need. |
| #45 Spuzz[69128] |
| jfsn-01-212.dialup.netins.net |
Heh, it was an interesting read, to say the least. It's nice to see some reports that are just for fun, and are actually well written. Hahaha, "Can I still see your boobs?". Duh. :)
By the way, didn't Jeanie have a run-in with some map-hacking clan leader? She gets around.
And at the very least you gave out some free advertising for StrifeShadow, hehe.
Good job
Spuzz |
| #46 WilliamWC3[69131] |
| pamu4.wuh.wustl.edu |
I gotta 7,8,9&10 once. drefsab > me.
This was funny. |
| #47 willwinforfood[69132] |
| ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net |
| rotflmao. i feel bad that it got a 4 and a 5 though. it is sad however since this got a better rating than 2/3s of my reports. : |
| #48 Villain[69134] |
| user-38ld311.dialup.mindspring.com |
| hahhaahaha HAHAHAHAA |
| #49 King_[LSRS-13][69135] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
damn good
50th! |
| #50 King_[LSRS-13][69136] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
| I've always wanted to do that |
| #51 CynicalMagician[69138] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
#43 Eradicate~Me[69116]
<i>"...and as for you cynical jokes with no sense of humor what so ever "FU", bang up a br as funny as this, cuz I was going to post one like now....."</i>
Were you talking about me? And if so, umm, what? |
| #52 [69141] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
hehe Cyn, he doesn't speak english well. He wasn't talking about you...
Dref |
#53  [69142] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| haha this is funny |
| #54 Somebody...[69144] |
| proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN FUNNY AS HELL HAHAHA HEHEHE KEK ROFLMAO THIS WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS SHIT EVER!!!!!! DREF U RULE!!! A+++++++ 10 100% WHATEVER HAHAHA MAD FUNNY!!!!!
Good Job
sby... |
| #55 bored guy[69158] |
| spider-mtc-tb041.proxy.aol.com |
| this ruled man i think i almost got the damn strat to work ive been sittin here for 2 hours now hahahahahah |
| #56 Pimp_Ninja[69162] |
| spider-wm013.proxy.aol.com |
Damn, that was sad.
I am disgusted that you would take advantage of the poor girl like that. Anyway, there are better ways to take advantage of her. |
| #57 Deepstriker[69164] |
| anx2420.slip.appstate.edu |
Hey Dref,
I expect your next report to reveal how to get past the mobility problem when using Bone Juggernauts on Temple.
Kudos,
Deep |
| #58 evnafets[69165] |
| 203.167.230.13 |
Just speculating, but I think your problem might be that your units are not sure which ritual they are trying to complete. Summon Chaos Djinn is not the only ritual in StrifeShadow - and the other ones require 3 units as well - and they probably have to be in a triangle.
So while peon one was doing the 'Summon Chaos Djinn' ritual, peon two was summoning a fell dragon, and peon three was casting cataclysm - No wonder it didn't work!
BTW - who's Jeannie when she's on the SS forum? - obviously an Eggish Moosegirl has slipped into our midst unnoticed :-) |
| #59 The-Kod[69181] |
| 24.64.81.189 |
omg that was HILARIOUS!!! lol lol lol lol =D
And that brian guy "can i still see your boobs?" more lol.
btw jeannie, can u send me a pic of ur boobs plz? thnx gw. |
| #60 TeCh[69217] |
| 24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com |
| hehe haha that was funny Drefy got a 6.6 lol |
| #61 Inssider[69221] |
| ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net |
| Dref! Strifeshadow! 10! |
| #62 C|oud[69224] |
| d226-49-232.home.cgocable.net |
hahahahahahahaha!
|
| #63 [69229] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
4th lowest score ever... :-) (out of 49)
Dref |
| #64 Phobos_ColZ[69230] |
| spider-wo051.proxy.aol.com |
| Good lord. THis was kinda funny, but what you should have done is expanded to one of the other mains and hidden your other one |
| #65 even more bored guy[69293] |
| spider-mtc-td074.proxy.aol.com |
| im still sitting here...its been 29 hours and the thing is still not workin...but dont worry guys ill get it to work hahahaha |
| #66 even more bored guy[69294] |
| spider-mtc-td074.proxy.aol.com |
| im still sitting here...its been 29 hours and the thing is still not workin...but dont worry guys ill get it to work hahahaha |
| #67 bored guy[69295] |
| spider-mtc-td074.proxy.aol.com |
| i was bored so i spammed sorry please forgive me...anyway i think its almost workin hahahahaha |
| #68 Keltikite[69296] |
| user63-147-37-74.airswitch.net |
| hehehe i thought it was funny.... good job Dref! |
| #69 Blood.is.red[69345] |
| sy-ce-01.free.net.au |
Oh please.. a 9 ?
funny yeh... but giving this a 9 sort of kills my will to make another battlereport.
|
| #70 Rumpelstiltskin[69356] |
| 213.131.139.130 |
Wonderful stuff - including the controversy about rating it :) Rest assured I had an absolutely marvellous time, and it wettens my appetite to do equally silly work :) I'm close to perfecting my Risk! battle report now... All thanks to inspiring stuff like this :P
/Rump |
| #71 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[69407] |
| port-73.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">omfg.
This is funny shit. |
| #72 bored guy[69443] |
| cc148725-a.hillcrest1.al.home.com |
| been 57 hours and i think its about to work hahahha |
| #73 ProtectorofAiur[69670] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
omg twip's back :D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D
i replied to your bot mail, icq me or something you crazy cat (haha get it?)
meow |
| #74 Napoleic[69714] |
| van4d14.dial.uniserve.ca |
I wonder why it seems that only Dref ever has controversial ratings...
I liked that story though! And I think that it wound up getting the right score, even though it kinda did in a roundabout way ;)
Keep up the good work Dref! |
| #75 Dausuul[70178] |
| moola.tcom.purdue.edu |
*LAUGH*
This was great. I love it. I also loved that comment from Darth Sidious about the Juzam Djinn...
"Play on Dire, find a black lotus and use your island to get the 4 mana."
ROFL!
--Dausuul |
| #76 Drunk[70351] |
| user02802.du.no.uu.net |
Omfg Dref, this was actually the funniest br I have ever read (and I have to much time to goof off at work now = me reading quite a few). I still lough about at man:) This fucking owned!
Make me a rater! |
| #77 Cearas[76270] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| ahaha, last, weeeeeeeeeeeee |
| #78 mattkif[76486] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| me alst |
| #79 mattkid[76487] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| me last |
| #80 mattkid[76488] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| <img scr=www.geocites.com/greatname/pic.1> |
| #81 mattkid[76489] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| <img scr=wolf> |
| #82 MATTKID[76490] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| |
| #83 [76491] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| mattkid |
| #84 [76492] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| mattkid |
| #85 Cearas[77393] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| =P |
| #86 HKRules[81551] |
| c319020.extern.lawrenceville.org |
| =D |
| #87 ape[83667] |
| c193.150.239.42.cm-upc.chello.se |
| last fu |
| #88 saman[129501] |
| 213.29.62.12 |
| hi, i need some pic from reneDescartes.plz |
| #89 wakiki[153992] |
| 199.248.178.72 |
| Dude, the SCVs weren't at the perfect angle...duh... |
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