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#1 SixtyWATZ[70571]
spider-tf042.proxy.aol.com
Well done! Watz you own!

J/k I didnt edit this. I just did this to compete with slings. Sorry if it suxed. I was sick today thought itd give me something to do. O and sorry i posted it as an sc report. Admin if it pisses you off ill repost. But if its M4 just bitching i refuse to repost :-P

#2 TDM[70572]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
1st non-auth and 2nd.
I own.
#3 TDM[70573]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
BTW, dis ting wuz a pratyy bad retort ahn me tinks it suxs so ther. ya.
#4 -citizenkane-[70575]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
First non-idiot.
#5 -citizenkane-[70578]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Okay, that report was disgusting. GW.
#6 SixtyWATZ[70579]
spider-tm083.proxy.aol.com
Sorry to make u read i knew it would sux sorry :-(

Slings > Me

#7 ProtectorofAiur[70581]
SID.MIT.EDU
cool story watz. i didn't know u were adopted. (kane's a moron u can safely ignore him)
#8 Wangsonn[70583]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
include mr.wang less plz thx gw =(
#9 --Gemini--[70586]
sarc3b221.snip.net
This just improves my idea that SiztyWATZ is incapable on intelligent conversation.
#10 SixtyWATZ[70587]
spider-tm083.proxy.aol.com
Thx POA but u gotta say it was good cuz i donated a whole Paragraph to you :-)

But well see what other people say.

#11 Shepherd[70589]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
In a way, this is a copycat report. . .
#12 --Gemini--[70590]
sarc3b221.snip.net
No, really?
#13 King_[LSRS-13][70593]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
*cough*cheapripoffofslingswhichisaprettygoodripoffoflimps*cough*

King

#14 ProtectorofAiur[70595]
SID.MIT.EDU
ummmmmmmm how the hell is this a ripoff of slings??? yes it's his life story ....... wow what a ripoff. i guess since slings posted that no more people are allowed to post their life stories, you guys are right. silly me.

oh and gemini ...

"This just improves my idea that SiztyWATZ is incapable on intelligent conversation"

for one, he's not talking to you.

secondly, how can you be incapable on something? if you're going to flame someone on how they write or communicate, at least try to have a shred of correctness in the flame itself next time.







#15 -TopGun-'[70597]
206.82.130.45
I hope you'll get better soon.

I don't know how I feel about another "life-story" report, though I really enjoyed SlingsNArrow's. I think I'm just tired; I'd better go get some sleep. CHEERS!

Remember, keep it real & peace





#16 <marquee>whitey_!</marquee>[70601]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
scrolling gayness from whitey...report gayness from watz
#17 -citizenkane-[70602]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
OOOOweeeeEE POA does not know "INCapable"! U'd think a moron wuold at least know "Incapable' but he goez home and fux0rs jos MOM every day! HE DOES NOT HAVE A SHRED OF CORRECTIDNESS! despite his own post that HYPOCRITE! Wordz in vocabulary own j00! I KNOW YOU ARE AN IDIOT! JooooWEE let's get these misguided idiots off the forum send em back, they're not CANADIAN! SO keep dat peace, man, dis iz-eth sixtyWATZ, erm, i mean CITIZENKANE the GREAT pimpster MOFO-BADASS; doing his imitation of WATZ; singing off! Grrr oowowowowoooooo! and remember to floss ur teeth! ;)
#18 [70603]
as530088.infocom.com
1) This is a disturbing trend.

B) Some funny parts, some weird parts.

III) I don't rate life stories.

Cheers,
Dref





#19 -citizenkane-[70604]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Holy... Did I just type that?
#20 [70605]
as530088.infocom.com
Kane,

Shush<i>!</i>

#21 ProtectorofAiur[70607]
SID.MIT.EDU
how did i know the foolish kane would misunderstand?

he said "incapable on" the correct usage is "incapable of" that is what i was pointing out.

#22 ProtectorofAiur[70608]
SID.MIT.EDU
and yes it's not a big deal, the point is he should lay off watz as well. watz types in that style intentionally, that's what i was pointing out.
#23 crazy[70610]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
poa=rox i want his life story~~
#24 HI! Welcome to...[70612]
h144-037.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp
fucking www.lifestories.com
jesus christ
#25 WarLeaderJustin[70615]
spider-tf081.proxy.aol.com
ROFL, read Drefsab's comments...

1)

B)

III)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!OU!($U $@JE~ funny.

I'm not commenting on life story, b/c I shouldn't judge ppl's lifes.

-WLJ
#26 --Gemini--[70621]
sarc7a165.snip.net
I haven't judged anyone's life. I am merely annoyed by WATZ's lack of correct grammer and the fact that he swears in almost every sentence. POA, I think I once held some respect for you, but know you've lost it. Not that you care.



Showing everyone the power of the 11 year old brain, and awaiting POA's mindless flaming,
--Gemini--
#27 Roaddog{WP}[70622]
proxy2-external.pr1.on.home.com
im 12 so u stfu eat your own nut fuck yourself and eat your other nut if u still have it. who gives a crap about the grammar in just a report that relates to a life, the little details dont make a life, its the big things.
#28 ProtectorofAiur[70623]
SID.MIT.EDU
gemini, i wasn't out to mindlessly flame you. just as you're annoyed with watz's writing style, i'm annoyed that you flame him for it in such a harsh manner, especially in the comments of his own life story. watz writes that way cuz it's funny, he does it in his real deals too. no one says that everything written here has to be of pulitzer calibre.

i apologize though, because sometimes i get carried away and flame ... sorry.
#29 --Gemini--[70630]
sarc7a165.snip.net
Let me just say this: Its NOT funny when you come across something like: 'FACK U FRESHMEN HAHAHA' or 'MY LITTLE BITCH SISTER WHO I HATE AHHH DIE LITTLE BITCH'
Thats plain disturbing, and annoying. And I didn't flame him in a harsh way. A harsh way would be what you said to me.


Extremely pissed,
--Gemini--
#30 --Gemini--[70632]
sarc7a165.snip.net
Roaddog, if you haven't noticed, I'm the same --Gemini-- you played multiple good manner games with, the same exact --Gemini-- who complimented you on several occasions. Just because someone doesn't agree with you don't fly off the handle(and I'm sure someone will point out that this is hypocratic of me...I have a ready response). And you definetly don't tell someone to eat their own nuts because they are one year younger then you. That just proves how immature you are.

Arguing with extreme intelligence,
--Gemini--

P.S. The little things in life do matter. You want proof? ask for it, and I'll give it to you.
#31 Wangsonn[70634]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
gemini let watz type the way he wants to. your the only one that cares enough to say anything about "grammar", its freakin internet CHILL
#32 Scarab[70636]
AC9280C5.ipt.aol.com
Gemini, if you dont like it, dont read it. now shut up
#33 quadmaniac[70638]
spider-wd082.proxy.aol.com
man, "got me accepted" lolol
#34 --Gemini--[70640]
sarc7a165.snip.net
Possibly because I'm the only one smart enough to care.
#35 SixtyWATZ[70641]
spider-tf064.proxy.aol.com
Wow goddamn looks like people have been going to war. Thanks for sticking up for me POA. Gemini Let me just say ur a fackin baby and u fackin suck and i hope u fackin die o and let me just fackin say that i like the word fack and let me splell fackin wodrs wrong if i fackin want to u fackin bitch. There happy? Sorry if this offends you but a simple i didnt like this would have been just fackin fine.

Thx

SixtyWATZ
#36 Herminator[70642]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
1. i LIKE watz way of speaking, i find it funny... sosumi

2. umm... which grade is sophomore? senior?
i'm from canada, i got no idea what these be....

anyway, l8r
#37 SlingsNArrows[70643]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
LoL, fellas, just because you type bad due to lack of skill and watz does it on purpose doesn't mean he is mocking you. Honestly, he's just being funny in general, so don't get all hurt that his purposefully poorly written report reflects your own writing.

btw, don't mess with POA, he ran you into the ground and I'd wager you don't even understand why yet :o(

heheh, Quad, yes, watz is accepted. No, you are not. Sorry son :o(

OMG, I've become a categorical flamer! Well.... it's not a flame if it's true right? so I guess I'm safe.

GW WATZ UR REPORT OWNS ME BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY!

btw if u ever talk about me and doing pot again I'll probably slit your throat when I meat you, ok? seriously, I don't find it funny at all.
#38 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[70644]
bc-kam-a53-02-02.look.ca
RIP OFF LIMP MORE PLS SLINGS AND WATZ g$#^%$y^&y%
#39 SixtyWATZ[70646]
spider-tf063.proxy.aol.com
Dude slings it was not assosciating you and pot in any form. It was a quote from A Dr. Dre song. sorry for any confusion.
#40 -citizenkane-[70648]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Grrrrr...

IMHO, it was awful, and I don't think I should be flamed for speaking out about that.

But what was I thinking when I posted that? Bah!!
#41 -citizenkane-[70649]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
I guess I "pulled a wang"
#42 7th Carni aka Carni-Swarm[70650]
cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz
Nice, wasn't really well written but i enjoyed reading it. I really am interested in these sorts of things. If someone else is thinking of writing one I would encourage you to do so.

#43 awe 6[70654]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
this brings out an idea (maybe a stupid one. dont tell me i can probably guess by your expressions. how do you ask that i see youre expressions youre on a computer? telepathy...), perhaps the regulars here could make a bios section (course if youd rather no heard about your life thats great...).
-awe 6
#44 IamCanadian[70656]
cr467192-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com
Funny!

I laughed hard at this one. make more.

And people, remember, it's just a game.
#45 suavo[70658]
h000094b64869.ne.mediaone.net
dude,no one cares
#46 [70661]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
another overly long and unfunny post from watz, what a surprise
#47 Sonneillon[70662]
tsdlsk01d01010114.sk.sympatico.ca
Har har har. I like Gemini and this is the first time I seen him post/comment. The one thing he didn't mention though is:

Wangsonn = stupid pig. The same goes for kane.

P.S. Want to have another game wang? I promise I won't 10 SCV rush.

=]
#48 garett[70681]
cdm-160-10-tyl.cox-internet.com
watz mention me less, i am mad old school =[
#49 RaZaGhAx[70688]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
Isn't saying "I'm smart" kinda contradictory? Like saying "I always lie". I think Scarab (Comment #32) said it for all of us. If you don't like it, hey, go read an old report or something. No one is FORCING you to READ ON.

And uh...the article was <i>interesting</i> =|

RaZ
#50 SlingsNArrows[70695]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Did you ever know that you're my herooooooooooooo!
#51 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[70697]
gateway.ncdsb.com
This is interesting . . . have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?
#52 Dausuul[70717]
moola.tcom.purdue.edu
Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this supposed to be the section of the site devoted to Starcraft reports?
#53 WarLeaderJustin[70722]
064-031-078-055.inaddr.vitts.com
i am gay
#54 --Gemini--[70727]
sarc1b221.snip.net
WLJ, we already knew that. j/k

It appears Bob agrees with me to some extent...as does Sonn. Good, two people are sane...

And now, a quote from WATZ:

'Gemini Let me just say ur a fackin baby and u fackin suck and i hope u fackin die o and let me just fackin say that i like the word fack and let me splell fackin wodrs wrong if i fackin want to u fackin bitch. There happy? Sorry if this offends you but a simple i didnt like this would have been just fackin fine'

Punctuation is our friend! USE IT!!

Oddly enough, the one thing that pisses me off is that if I had critized a newbie, I would have been met with complete and total agreement. I had the unfortune to crit a fairly well known player, so it seems everyone is against me...
#55 SlingsNArrows[70730]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Oh ya, you mock my friend when he's being funny and you expect me to stand down? nuh uh son, no way in hell.
#56 C|oud[70731]
d226-49-232.home.cgocable.net
ARRRRRRRRGH! My head! It hurts! Thanks for the migrane watz!
#57 Wangsonn[70733]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
umm sonneillon u calling me a stupid pig?!?! wtf did i do to you. ive never even played with you. stupid bitch
#58 Eradicate~Me[70734]
spider-wg062.proxy.aol.com
BOB U ARE THE WORST RATER. Rate on effort and things they did right, instead u rate on how much you hate them and if their "Popular with Br.com" or you just flip a coin between a 1 or a 1.5. Seriously take that into consideration, but until then your the most self centered person other than Ana, btw is pretty bad.
#59 [70735]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
i dont care if you spent 2 years working on it

if it sucks it sucks
#60 Eradicate~Me[70736]
spider-wg062.proxy.aol.com
just sayin, don't jew a korean out of a good report..
#61 WarLeaderJustin[70738]
spider-wc041.proxy.aol.com
Comment #53 was an imposter, BTW.

-WLJ
#62 Nyoken[70739]
spider-ti052.proxy.aol.com
I was in algebra in 7th grade not 8th....loser :(
#63 --Gemini--[70744]
sarc3a68.snip.net
Ahem...no amount of popularity can make a bad report decent.
#64 ProtectorofAiur[70756]
SID.MIT.EDU
Sigh.

Judging from this excerpt demonstrating your horrible English:

<i>Oddly enough, the one thing that pisses me off is that if I had critized a newbie, I would have been met with complete and total agreement. I had the unfortune to crit a fairly well known player, so it seems everyone is against me...</i>

"unfortune" "crit" "critized" laughable.

I'm sorry you're so insecure in your intelligence (as evidenced by your constant reminders to everyone about your "intelligence" in your posts), but the answer isn't harassing someone else about it. :( Bottom line, someone's comedic writing style is a fairly subjective thing. Judging from the responses to his real deals you lie in the vast minority of those who don't appreciate it. There is no absolute right or wrong here, and if you are so dearly grieved by it, don't read it. I don't think anyone here will mind. Oh another thing, that reply that you quoted was clearly written that way intentionally, again I'm sorry you're too dense to realize that.

As for Sonneillon, idiots of a feather flock together. "=]"
Please write some more about that 10 SCV rush. It's such a novel and clever idea, I really can't wait to hear more about it.
#65 Sexy Zal[70758]
chi-tgn-guu-vty7.as.wcom.net
"Wow poa u sure owned him"
#66 ProtectorofAiur[70759]
SID.MIT.EDU
me = owned by zal :P :) you'll get your micro wars rematch soon hehe
#67 ThieverIV[70765]
spider-wg024.proxy.aol.com
I won't take a side in this debate, if I take one, I will be critisized as a newbie, if I take the other I will be critisized as a... non newbie... right.
Anyway, I agree with comment 52, at least post your life story in the "other" section (if you have to post it at all, the sight's name is "Battlereports.com")
Damn I did just take a side, didn't I?
Ah hell.

-ThieverIV
#68 ThieverIV[70766]
spider-wg024.proxy.aol.com
That is to say site, not sight.

-ThieverIV
#69 Sonneillon[70772]
tsdlsk01d01010135.sk.sympatico.ca
Awwwwwww... you're such a sweetie ProtectorofAiur<i>!!</i> Have a great night!
#70 MourningWood[70773]
24-161-188-88.san.rr.com
Pure crap.
#71 Dausuul[70789]
moola.tcom.purdue.edu
Sorry, I'm with BobTheNewt on this one. This report sucked. It wasn't funny and it was very badly written. If the bad writing was intentional, it didn't come across that way to me.

And, as I mentioned before, I thought this was supposed to be the Starcraft section. What is this life story business?
#72 ~Scorba~[70793]
regn-d514a5cf.pool.mediaWays.net
nobody is interested in your shitty life
#73 hobo[70889]
ugdsb.on.ca
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!
this has to be te biggest missuse of time. can you be more boring and off topic??
this is BR's not life lessons and stories. Who the fuck cares if you're adopted you fucking idiot. Go back to Korea
#74 hobo[70890]
ugdsb.on.ca
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!
this has to be te biggest missuse of time. can you be more boring and off topic??
this is BR's not life lessons and stories. Who the fuck cares if you're adopted you fucking idiot. Go back to Korea
#75 hobo[70891]
ugdsb.on.ca
ILL PAY FER UR FACKING BPAT FARE.... Fucking catch the first plane back PLZ
#76 Sp|nE[70893]
dialup0134-pri.dialup1.voicenet.com
lets get something straight....you're korean, not black
#77 --Gemini--[70916]
sarc6b143.snip.net
To prove I'm not biased against WATZ, I've selected another victim. Hobo.

'AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?! '

This makes some sense. The overuse of ! and ? leads me to believe he is incredibly stupid or blind.

'this has to be te biggest missuse of time. can you be more boring and off topic??'

Hmm...less sense, but still...this makes me think he is not in fact blind, just incredibly stupid.

'this is BR's not life lessons and stories. Who the fuck cares if you're adopted you fucking idiot. Go back to Korea'

Oddly enough, there is a 'Other' section for this EXACT kind of stuff. Sure this was in the Starcraft section, big deal. Why don't you swear at SCV and Slings too, hmm? This makes the least sense so far.

'ILL PAY FER UR FACKING BPAT FARE.... Fucking catch the first plane back PLZ'

Lookie!! You can actually watch him BECOME insane!! Here is just falls into the ramblings of a fourth-grader who's pants fall down everytime he comes out of the bathroom.

Way to go Hobo, you have been dissed by an 11-year old. And I didn't even use one curse.
#78 MourningWood[70917]
fw8.intuit.com
Gemini = dunce
#79 davidff7[70974]
143.san-francisco-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
yay i got mentioned!!

hey wats, good report, i read the whole thing :) i didnt know how many critisizing fags there were in NH.. heh.. oh well
#80 davidff7[70975]
143.san-francisco-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
oh and nyoken. i was in algebra in 6th grade :( (loser)
#81 davidff7[70980]
143.san-francisco-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
yay i got mentioned!!

hey wats, good report, i read the whole thing :) i didnt know how many critisizing fags there were in NH.. heh.. oh well
#82 drefsab[80437]
adsl-151-202-90-211.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net
blah blah blah
#83 Drefsab[80438]
adsl-151-202-90-211.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net
i'm testing something, this is not the real drefsab, nor is the post above
#84 Cheat-Enabled[82356]
adsl-141-155-132-199.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net
Hehe, good going Gemeni.
#85 CaughtNaked[83651]
nas-3-87.dc-t.navipath.net
Last Comment
~CN
#86 Mattkid[93644]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
Hermantor, OMG ..freshmen=14 yr old, sophmore=15 yr old

i'm from canada and i am 11 i know that for god sakes
#87 _{Jester}_[95854]
cm-24-246-9-5.sanbruno.ispchannel.com
Another sighn that our country is being populated by semi-human monkeys. All the asians do is make each other pregnant and then we have to take them in in this country. Asians do what they do best when they are on their knees. They should be thrown in an oven and burned.
#88 stonecoldnewbie[112902]
c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com
haha, actually mattkid, i turned 15 my freshmen year and 16 my sophmore year, as do most kids, nice try though gaynadian :P



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