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-WilliamWC3




#1 HAWK[82159]
209.128.34.4
YES I GOT FIRST U SUCK
#2 Guy Montag[82160]
1Cust6.tnt1.chi5.da.uu.net
yo
#3 d-o-r-f-l[82161]
63.92.159.90
3rd!
#4 starlore~[82162]
207-172-131-218.s218.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
gogogog X gg #1 own I actually read it tho hawk:p
#5 ~Drakk~[82163]
216-61-221-136.dialup.cyberback.com
finally, this is the highest if i've ever posted on a breeze report
#6 Breeze[82164]
62.176.93.129
I'm tired =(
can't even think of anything reasonable to say
#7 Dialtone_[82165]
athe530-o177.otenet.gr
But i can! Breeze is one seksi reporter. :p
#8 Hawk[82166]
209.128.34.4
Starlore~ you moron, I had it read before it was even posted idiot.

How do you think "hawk pointed that out too" is on one of the collages



#9 rommelkiller[82167]
spider-tr013.proxy.aol.com
gw! i like all the ww2 pictures too and stuff
#10 Breeze[82168]
62.176.93.129
hehee Hawk, Starlore read it before I posted too :P
#11 badtz_maru[82169]
barry-asy-28.rutgers.edu
wow this was an intense battles
lucky u obsin whear almost came through
with lurks ... kickass report

#12 ::nobody::[82170]
dt0f9n8d.san.rr.com
gosu (when was the last time anyone said that?) pics as always Breeze :D
keep the good reports coming :D

ciao
Nobo(the chobo)



#13 starlore~[82171]
207-172-131-218.s218.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
Hawk, I have read it too before it was posted:P I even saw the pics (yes, even the first one!) before he started with the text :P
#14 starlore~[82173]
207-172-131-218.s218.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
Hawk, I have read it too before it was posted:P I even saw the pics (yes, even the first one!) before he started with the text :P
#15 starlore~[82174]
207-172-131-218.s218.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
well that was gay, I even went back to the site before I hit refresh=| why it do that=|
#16 MrPimp[82175]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Holy shit this report rocked
#17 Rabid_Raccoon[82177]
A010-0088.BTVL.splitrock.net
Yay! A gosu report instead of fan-fic!
#18 AlienEater[82178]
dialups-536.palmer.mtaonline.net
yay yay yay its not fan fic! YAY .. whew now that ive got that outa my system.. good report a !) hehe 10

a.e.

#19 znzf[82180]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
the pics were pretty good but the games were not that great
8
#20 [82181]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
fuxed wrong rating it's supposed to be 9... oh wells getting mark to change that =P
#21 Wangsonn[82183]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
lovely pictures!
#22 Starookie[82184]
edtn009436.hs.telusplanet.net
These pictures......Kick quite amount of ass :]



Whear is my hero

(even tho you raped me tvp you bastard)





#23 good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![82185]
24-240-44-88.hsacorp.net
That was amazingly good, especially compared to the fanfics lately!
#24 DrAwesome[82186]
PPP-155-38.va.sprint-hsd.net
another great report Breeze, you rock!

great pics, sometimes too small or dark or difficult to make out, but they looked amazingly professional ;).

I enjoyed it but the games weren't very good :( thats always how it is among top tier players. GJ

8.5-9
DrAwesome






#25 BUU[82188]
AC9C81F9.ipt.aol.com
Imbalance! t > z!
#26 CynicalMagician[82190]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Nice, to the extreme. Your writing is waaay better than it was at the start of your br career too
#27 Agent_of_Sol[82191]
nav-34d.dsl.navpoint.com
Only problem with this report is that the huge battle at the endm as you said, was hard to follow.

9.5

#28 testosterone[82192]
mkc-65-26-143-46.kc.rr.com
very nice, good ppl good games etc, very nice

9
#29 Shepherd[82193]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
(Game #1)
Those blood. . .blood. . .blood. . .Blood. . .twitch twitch. I don't think I ever seen that much blood in a single picture since I was a newbie zerg. . .
#30 Iggy[82194]
89.los-angeles-43-44rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
nazies rule, djiklwqoer
#31 SCV~007[82197]
t4o57p7.telia.com
Haha, told you it was good Breeze ;)
#32 [82198]
dun1-75-4-Richmond.in.skyenet.net
Nine my ass, 10. Good show mate<i>!</i>

Dref
#33 [82199]
dun1-75-4-Richmond.in.skyenet.net
btw, excellent work with the red on grey :)

Dref
#34 Breeze[82201]
62.176.93.129
I'm glad you like it Dref, I had a lot of fun working on it :) and yes red on grey = classic

SCV: Umm yeah, even Iggy seems amused in his own way =

CM: Hey!!! Do you ever get on aim or icq? =[

Shepherd: Heh it's a VERY bloody collage indeed...

And indeed thanks to all of you for letting me know what you think about the report =]
#35 iggy[82205]
89.los-angeles-43-44rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
i masturbated to that report, sniff :(
#36 [82206]
63.220.230.228
Nice work. That black and white stuff and old tank pics gave this sucker that WW2 feel.
#37 Falcon[82207]
px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
Breeze, whats your aim name?
#38 eat-the-chobo[82209]
spider-wj071.proxy.aol.com
goosebumps i think we all just witnessed a WW3 :D
#39 Fractal_Wave[82212]
h24-64-214-230.gv.shawcable.net
tremendous images, good writing, good games, and 'no protoss no cry' is going to have to be a quote.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#40 HKRules[82215]
c319215.extern.lawrenceville.org
First monochrome-color contrast......great effect...wow
#41 WarLeaderJustin[82225]
spider-mtc-th052.proxy.aol.com
That was great, Breeze. I'd say a ten, but I already "70%" of this yesterday, so I'd say an 11.

:)

GJ.
#42 Corbalt[82227]
cm-24-25-157-56.nycap.rr.com
Breeze = cool
#43 WarLeaderJustin[82228]
spider-mtc-th052.proxy.aol.com
I meant I saw 70% of it yesterday, comment #42.
#44 Cearas[82229]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
Yay, WW2 look owned.
#45 anal-banana[82234]
bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com
Great game with great tactics. I like how hit n run becomes just run. hahahah

Where did you get those nice b/w tank pics from?
#46 xld.aldogrez[82235]
ACA6512D.ipt.aol.com
asdfasdffd, I was gonna post my report soon, but your pics own mine in so many ways =[. We gotta talk about what program you use, and all that good stuff. Awesome report. E-Mail me at endsp2@hotmail.com plz ;]
#47 xld.aldogrez[82236]
ACA6512D.ipt.aol.com
AIM name is Endsp2T =]
#48 <font color="blue">CaughtNaked</font>[82238]
nas-68-223.nyc-t.navipath.net
pics ++
story +
detail +
use of HTML +

7 + 1(WW2 feel while im watching a show on Hitler)+ 1(great games)+ 1(damn time we got a real BR) Kick @$$, gw.

t2yl
~CN
#49 Dino Din[82243]
port-cvx1-89.access.one.net
another game on temple, big loader too, yawn
#50 [82244]
dsl-gte-jr13661-2.linkline.com
That Shit happens pic, rocked. Keep up the good work dude! I like all your reports, especially because they are battles of the top players.
#51 GoZuLu[82245]
195.249.56.3
You sure have gosu pix-skills..... Nice
#52 Breeze[82246]
62.176.93.129
Woohoo drinkin vodka right after you get up rox, what a start of my day :S (a friend has a party)

Mark4 I was a bit concerned that you might have something against the Kalashnikov in the second big collage ;]]] Seriously thanks, I'm happy you liked it

JV Making reports and posting them at a site with so many visitors is fun, I guess I'll keep making them... good thing BR.com exists... thank you for everything (-_-)

Fractal lol...

And thanks for the comments everyone, see you on AIM my name is BreezeOfOZ there
#53 SCV~007's Pet Bengalaas[82248]
t2o57p8.telia.com
10

Breeze is one mad gosu battlereporter yo. I'll go lick my paws now.
#54 Kaz[82251]
HSE-London-ppp196262.sympatico.ca
8
#55 +AnathemA+[82254]
bac16g15.inre.asu.edu
writing, pics: both good
#56 SiTh~LiZarD[82257]
216.129.202.8
GJ on the BR, only thing missing is animated gif's ;}
#57 Prester John[82261]
137.187.49.135
Good as always, Breeze. The contrast of the red blood on the black/white pictures was quite artistic--very visually pleasing. That last battle was really interesting, too--run on tight, exciting margins all the way. I like seeing Terrans beat the lurker rush.
#58 Templar569[82262]
168.168.234.198
What's black and white and red all over? A Breeze BR! Another just super report!

#59 .High+Templar.[82265]
168.229.44.207
next time better players/better games =[
#60 [82271]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-536.look.ca
nice
#61 BOBBY357[82272]
spider-mtc-tg022.proxy.aol.com
gj breeze. nice ww2 pics 2 :). and .High+Templar. u have no clue wtf u r talking about. if u even read any of the reports between breeze and whear, they definately dont suck. so pull ur head out of ur ass and stfu. thx. nice br.




FAN FICS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#62 Dog101[82273]
1Cust30.tnt10.chi1.da.uu.net
Great job breeze. your reports own.
#63 livingexception[82274]
spider-wj061.proxy.aol.com
Breeze makes me feel inferior. The feel of this report was awesome. The WW2-esque style was gripping, I think the minimap grid thingy was a little annoying because I couldn't quite see it well, but I'm nitpicking.

You're going to drive everyone form posting because you're too awesome.

9.5 - LE
#64 Khan[EO][82276]
lsanca1-ar2-014-185.dsl.gtei.net
breeze...its a work of art = the way you use black and white war pics and the black background with white kinda military looking text...it conveys a real sense of true battle...god = nice work breeze...i've never spotted a single grammatical error in any of your br's either...except once you said "a" where it should have been "an"... ;P as if that matters...great players, great games, and good how every now and then you interject that you were "on the edge of your seat"...we all were too =) as always, your graphics were original and flawless...a very professional br...we love you breeze ;D

10 without a doubt
-Khan
#65 MatrisKing[82277]
atlantic04-145.infoserv.uakron.edu
Yeah!!!! Finally a REAL BR!!! and not just any br... a breeze hella gosu BR!! Much rejoincing! thank you for giving me something enjoyable to read, breeze!

King
#66 Wisest~Yoda[82278]
pm3-1-30.boscobel.mwt.net
not too shabby
#67 Inssider[82281]
ool-18bf2e73.dyn.optonline.net
Beautiful. As Dref pointed out the red blood on grey was a great idea. I loved the lighting on the pics, with the edges darkened and whatnot. They weren't overpowering - probably because of the gray - so they went really well with the report as a whole. Writing was pretty easy to follow too, although some of the tactics parts were a little confusing.
#68 expostfacto[82287]
slkc6400gw4poolD203.slkc.uswest.net
Fantastic report. One of the best, in fact. Thanks for consistently reporting skilled players, Breeze!

-ex
(and it doesn't help that you've got some of the best imaging skills at BR.com, either :)
#69 expotfacto[82288]
slkc6400gw4poolD203.slkc.uswest.net
<i>hurt</i>. it doesn't <i>hurt</i> that you've got some of the best imaging skills.

-ex the tired after a long day at work
#70 SlingsNArrows[82302]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Godly Report man ^o^
#71 GammaRayBurst[82303]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Woo hooooo!! Wonderful report Breeze. Some of those pics were simply amazing. I'm really glad you finished this series =)

I'll add you to aim too :)

-GRB
#72 filb12[82305]
we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net
Breezus H. Christ! That report was sweet and cinematiclooking.
#73 Breeze[82306]
62.176.93.129
Hey Gamma -_-

Just no more 1.08o vs you plz t.t
I don't want to watch more replays of you owning me, I'll have nightmares again ;))

Slings =)
#74 OpZ[82320]
gpc2121056916.kristianstad.se
Hi, damm thoose pics where nice...I felt very strongly 4 them, almost started 2 cry ;[ heavy shit heavy shit ~~
#75 1.08O[82343]
edtntnt11-port-208.dial.telus.net
^_^ Not bad. Game 1 sucked, but thats why you put in game 2 in the same BR no~~?

10
#76 PrincessCollsy[82344]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
awesome work..nice job :o)

-Col
#77 Shadow[e][82345]
63.204.49.1
NICE!~
#78 Digityl[82374]
138.86.12.1
Omg, that was a super nice repot. How did you get the blood splotches and other things colored while everything else was grey?¿?¿ Do you use Adobe Photoshop?

~Digi
#79 Falcon[82378]
px2he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
GRB and Breeze in a battlereport contest gogoogogo
#80 [^_^]Lamer[82394]
d150-2-210.home.cgocable.net
KKK festival in my house g2g
#81 bhelliom[82483]
24.43.142.158
nice br yo~ i read all the comments and high+templar sux i play im on bnet b4 and he is owned:/ he say better players LoL when he is suck. NewaY great report and keep up good work. i am not bw play but i like 1 hatch lurker ^_^;; i get aim and add you?!?! :O PeaCE!!~~!!
BHeLL
#82 Dark_Rain303[82567]
HSE-Toronto-ppp313702.sympatico.ca
yet again another god br. i only wish this one had of been No Mercy 3 instead of these reports... oh well, looking forward to more god reports breeze (i.e. NO MERCY 3, i've been waiting like 2 1/2 months for that bitch)

oh well, any report by breeze is god, keep it up
#83 Ghar[82578]
216.34.56.10
OMG.. Breeze you don't stop to amaze me with those awesome pictures. I like the grayscale with only the blood showing, and the two large collages just kicked ass. Does anybody else sense another HOF'er?

Anyway, I think I'm going to have to stand in line by xld and ask you to e@mail so you can tell me a bit about those friggen awesome pictures. Not for a BR but for a website I'm working on, I wanna learn how to do some of that sweet shit. Ghar4224@hotmail.com

Ghar
#84 P:SWORDFISH[82651]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
wow good job i lkied all the pics and i enjoyed the games although its prolly cuz i=suk
lolz
keep up the good work
#85 YouWinILose[82654]
162.70.59.178
Wow Whear lost, Mr. X indeed is a great player. GGs and I think I'll come back to BW. Diablo 2 is kinda boring now :p
#86 Napoleic[82790]
van2d13.dial.uniserve.ca
I am surprised the zerg got owned both games, I thought that tvz was more fair than that. Oh well. Great report as always =)
#87 Ravage[82973]
proxy1-external.sttls1.wa.home.com
Ho' Shit ! This has got to be the best looking report I've ever seen.. Games coulda been better, but the whole bright colors vs. greyscale is AWESOME.. Great theme with the WWW too.. Great job, you my hero ^_^ 100!! :P
#88 KID[BG][83188]
fw.btk.bg
Zdrasti Breeze... nemoga da razbera kakvo tolkova te prevuznasqt teq kitaici, koreici i t.n. Che pishesh gotini BR e vqrno, ama chak puk da si tolkova super :PP btw chel sum na drugi hora BR i verno si s 2 klasi nad tqh, pone na tiq koito sum chel. Obache ne mislq che samata igra e koi znae kolko dobra... Tova GG's stana neshto kato "bye", i az naistina ne vizdam koe e dobroto v tezi 2 igri. Te sa prikluchili za 15 min, kato vsqka sredno statisticheska igra...nikakva ideq, nikakuv zamisul...prosto neshto zaucheno i prilozeno. A tova che zerga se e provalil i v 2-te igri si e kolkoto do greshka, tolkova i ot tova che moze bi terana e po dobur "In the middle game".... tova e moeto mnenie.
P.S. Kakto zabelqzvam povecheto hora tuka kazvat 2-3 dumi ei taka, kolkoto da ne e bez hich...:))
Vse pak : Keep on the good working... :))
#89 hobo2oo0[83285]
ugdsb.on.ca
Breeze.. that was another amazing report gw and keep it up.
Btw, you should make more flashs also.. they aren't bad.
hobo the chobo is out!
#90 crap711[83473]
syd-cache01.one.net.au
good report but gay players :/ report with better players next time ok :D
#91 Eriador[84489]
hume.ti.telenor.net
the picture called "breaking out" has got to be the best picture ive ever seen on this webpage
;/

eri
#92 P.F.C. Bannon[84658]
AS-96-181.dial-up.siol.net
Everyone seemes to be praising Breeze for writing this report, some are hailing the players for brilliant Gameplay, but no one seems to pay any credit to the glorious Tank commander P.F.C. Bannon. Who do ya scumz think piloted the breaking out tank, huh? And about those pics, oooh.... Those were taken by my 7 generations removed grandfather P.S.C. Bannon during 1st AND 2nd world war, thus begining our familly's lineage of tank interest! You People discust me! Everytime i emerge from my tank victorious, you bastards above completely forget my aiming and driving abilities, not to mention my legendary courage! never do i hear "good work tank commander Bannon" i only hear GG's launched at our ennemies!!! Oh well... it comes with the job.

Translation = Best ever Breeze... your report made me proud of being a nerd! (allmost)
#93 Pachunga[84659]
AS-96-181.dial-up.siol.net
The pics are of incredible quality (although a bit small), and the style got more relaxed and personnal, indeed it's the first time i see breeze writing this way. Good or bad change? I actually like it, but the former detached style was more "professionnal". Like a real war reporter, taking neither sides and staying completely calm. (no i'm not just refering to the "i'm standing up" part, but to the much more present humorous phrases).
But the downer is that i have a small but omnipresent feeling that this BR was written ( written, not drawn) much hastier than before, since the allways present "explanations" are gone. By explanations i mean this: BO:B,B,R,W-in,etc... is hardly understandable for first, second or thirty time readers who are not completely into BR's. This is of course a drastic example at which you have not succumbed, but... you get the idea. Keep on writing the way a real war would be described, not by shortcutting everything so that only gosu players understand what's going on. Once again, you are still far from that, so let not the dark path guide you.

Congrats on the work and your progress.
#94 Breeze[84736]
62.176.93.129
Thanks Pachunga, some great points there... I'll think about it
#95 Pachunga[84746]
AS-105-147.dial-up.siol.net
Don't get me wrong, i'd hate to see another report like "the twin spandau gun of goliath rotating cannons shoots the oncoming zerglings to bits, while the 144-03 series Vultures use their 450 HP to escape away from the dreaded Ultralisk deadly jaws...etc" Yawn! You don't see Miyamoto's five rings or Tzu's War written in this way do you?
#96 kajdshfkasd[84952]
dialup31.pernik.spnet.net
Abe KID shto ne mluknesh naj-nacraq a??????
#97 kjahfkajhfalkjh[84953]
dialup31.pernik.spnet.net
Does somebody know a server where i can play with cracked 1.04 brood war???
#98 Mariana[86117]
pool149-tch-1.Varna.0rbitel.net
Haide, Breeze, ne e li vreme za porednata ti iznenada???
#99 [87164]
diverg.ozemail.com.au
Darn 102!! 2 off. :(

#100 ChillFactor[87324]
proxy3-external.pr1.on.home.com
No Mercy 3?!!
Cmon ^^
#101 Sag ich nicht![157699]
host-62-245-151-26.customer.m-online.net
hallöle
tja, mal was ganz was neues, ne deutsche auf ner engl. website... viel spaß beim übersetzen dieser nachricht ;)
#102 Breeze[158354]
gw-kz1.stz.orbitel.bg
Tja aber ich verstehe Deutsch ziemlich gut :)



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