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#1 Micheal DUnn[92167]
hsa118.pool001.at101.earthlink.net
PLEASE DONT DELETE I WORK HARD ON REPORT



#2 GamerChickie[92169]
cacher.austin.ibm.com
the link to comments section sucks =/
wtf is this report...a 5?

also...my first first ^^


#3 GamerChickie[92170]
cacher.austin.ibm.com
bad grammar makes this difficult to read, the picture quality is less then so-so, and HTML tags are visible...sorry =/
#4 CKane[92171]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Your first second.
#5 CKane[92174]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Um. Nice HTML, buddy.

Use the Preview button next time there.

#6 GamerChickie[92176]
cacher.austin.ibm.com
first non-auth = first
#7 CrackHeadJeb[92177]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
If you are the author of the battlereport, I can understand how you wouldn't want it deleted, Michael Dunn. (in fact, you probably are)

Unfortunately, the grammer is the worst that I have ever seen. I don't think battlereports.com is a bilingual site, so you can't submit the report in Korean, either.

The solution is for you to find someone to translate your reports, and maybe you can both take credit for it or something. Text translators on the internet are not satisfactory.

Of course, all of the above applies if you did write the report. If you did not, well, then I'd flame you. :o

-CrackHeadJeb







#8 y0urg0d[92178]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
I take it you're not that good at the english language.

Next time, use better grammar, and make the pics not as blurry.

#9 badtz maru[92180]
barry-asy-44.rutgers.edu
this report sucked like that other guys y0urm0m
he was ghey at least your not like him
#10 Warfare[92181]
drip253.drizzle.com
Maybe I'm just a little too stoned, but that report made perfect sense.

<i>Omega the pledge byun one not too big nor too small fault, I think should
make up the soldier, but perhaps his Qian Tai Duo</i>

Fuckin great shit.
10
War






#11 DrAwesome[92183]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
he took a korean report and put it through a korean-english translator i bet.
but like i said last time "haha =o"
#12 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[92185]
cm-24-169-216-188.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>"I a little were all impatient, after byun was leaves two feudal lords puts the second base in the base"

whasts sad fort is, ;), trying to link you, alreayd, korean site but thiey protobably tjhink, if you could ;) same its mombo jumbo shit! dude, seriously, if you turn it for a 5-mionute churn out, you get duity gytur, end of storpt...

#13 Scarab[92189]
AC89ABF5.ipt.aol.com
proto omg
#14 iggy[92191]
adsl-64-160-24-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
=o
#15 MIcheal DUnn[92194]
hsa191.pool022.at101.earthlink.net
i worte report myself i know it good dont delete
#16 Mattkid[92195]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
is it just me or was this form www.game-q.com?
#17 [SM]Strega~F[92200]
proxy6.senet.com.au
Ummm....WTF?!? I bet if Drefsab had released this people would be praising him and his weird sense of humour and then this would get a 10. If that was on purpose - wow! Very imaginative and disturbingly funny. If it was translated, well then this is, how do you say, "chobo"?

Strega
#18 Supercod[92201]
vdslppp129.sttl.uswest.net
Wtf...
there's a kid at my school named Michael Dunn..
:O
#19 MIcheal DuNn[92202]
hsa191.pool022.at101.earthlink.net
this not from game=q.com assgoblin i wrote myself
#20 MicheaL DuNn[92203]
hsa191.pool022.at101.earthlink.net
no translator i worte all myself stop talkin bad assos
#21 iSuCk@Sc`[92205]
12.72.228.47
I would advise looking over your html tags so that the pictures do not have =19.jpg" stuff after them. Working on english language would be good. It was gg and I understood most of the writing, but some of it was difficult to understand. I have a lot of respect for your effort. =](^_^)
#22 Casper...[92207]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-984.look.ca
VERY GOSU FIGHT STORY THE CASPER GOD SAY YOU NO HASU ENGLISH SPEAK HAVE ENGLISH GOOD MANNER CHINA USER ^_____________^



V-_-
#23 the()vermind[92208]
proxy-server.hawaii.rr.com
who the hell is fat dove?
#24 Mattkid[92210]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
HaHa! Ok first you copy it off game-q.com then you say you made up the game ok this is getting confusing..
#25 I couldnt read it at all[92218]
bess-proxy01.cdesd.k12.or.us
=^)
#26 Corbalt[92221]
cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com
haha you called someone an assgoblin
#27 Supercod[92223]
vdslppp129.sttl.uswest.net
"The byun puppy has not certainly stopped in the match vice- ore, but is in the map in central, in the neighborhood of the temple, probably is for consider the overall situation, I are the vegetable bird, does not dare to speak irresponsibly, heh heh!"

Lol
#28 [92224]
vdslppp129.sttl.uswest.net
I could not understand this report at all, but it was extremely amusing. My friend Rob also enjoyed it.

Translated out and back into English again...

I could not understand this of the whole one, but he amused extremely. My Freundrob has it also estimated.

See the problem? :O
#29 CKane[92227]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
I thought German grammar was bad.
#30 Somebody...[92228]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
UMMMMM...I remember seeing the same game in a movie at Game-Q. Forged so...enough said.

sby...
#31 MIcheal Dunn[92229]
hsa152.pool001.at101.earthlink.net
i take gameq movie and mak report from catch
#32 xld.aldogrez[92230]
spider-mtc-tc014.proxy.aol.com
Yah, you could tell it was from a movie because of the pictures, and I dunno why a korean would post here...if you're korean at least really obs a game with them 'T.T'

--xld
#33 CaughtNaked[92235]
spider-mtc-tf061.proxy.aol.com
<i>Warfare ROFLMAO! This was the best report ever! Now mayb im just crazy, but. If you cant speak a damn word of english, DONT WRITE IN CAPS LOCK! It doesnt help! Write in notpad, that way you wont have the HTML errors, the quoatation marks are screwy and it fucks everything up. Um, all I really got out of this report is that a fat dove was on a cross road and is very bm. </i>
<b>.2</b> make ur own damn reports
t2yl,
~CN
#34 Micheal dunn[92236]
hsa152.pool001.at101.earthlink.net
it my own report cock liker
#35 jeva42[92241]
1Cust238.tnt1.ontario2.ca.da.uu.net
I really don't see why we care who wrote it. It is a piece of shit regardless of whether it is stolen or original... I might also add that the comments on this report are so full of typos that they are as bad as the report itself...
[SM]Strega~F said it perfectly: I bet if Drefsab had released this people would be praising him and his weird sense of humour and then this would get a 10. Unfortunately, Micheal Dunn is not Drefsab...
#36 Warfare[92285]
drip253.drizzle.com
I not typo comments ever!
#37 [92287]
barry-asy-6.rutgers.edu
<h1>wow you get some many comments!
WHAT GUESSES! BE THEY ALL FLAM0rS!</h1>

<h2><i>this report is deemed badtz maru bm tag</I></h2>

#38 Darth Sidious[92325]
kbl-ternzn4920.zeelandnet.nl
ehm did my explorer mess up that text or doesn't this guy speak english at all?
#39 CrackHeadJeb[92393]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Honestly, if I was a rater, I'd pass this one up. Have someone else translate it. 8*(

-CrackHeadJeb
#40 [92403]
pm3-1-4.boscobel.mwt.net
wtf this guy owns u newbies
"cock liker", "assgoblin"

heheh more reports plz

btw 10
#41 [92408]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
He used the online translater from Chinese to English.
#42 MIcheal Dunn[92427]
hsa210.pool020.at101.earthlink.net
no i ddnt fart smeller i wrote myself nazi muffin
#43 DrAwesome[92435]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
nazi muffin ROFL
#44 Cearas[92444]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
you utter tool
#45 Darth Sidious[92445]
kbl-ternzn4920.zeelandnet.nl
haha everyone flame him more plz, he makes such a funny comments
#46 utbabya[92596]
poste005.grasset.qc.ca
This sux0r
#47 Beyonder[92668]
204.50.249.133
LoL Michael Dunn is jokes I like his insults
"ass goblin"
"fart smeller"
"nazi muffin"
"cock liker"

Fuck man I am seriously laughing my ass off
#48 Beyonder[92669]
204.50.249.133
cock liker is the best one
#49 Beyonder[92676]
204.50.249.133
cock liker is the best one
#50 [92834]
zmapxypro05-b.zma.compaq.com
gah!!!!!!!

your grammar is worse then mine, lucky I didn't give it a 1 =[

3

Fox
#51 Eradicate~Me[92973]
spider-tl081.proxy.aol.com
<i>Afterwards, byun is approaching the position added one lucker again, rain as soon as looks, this also hushed, goes too far, immediately sent one electricity soldier to dodge, was a pity accurate aim is too bad, certainly also because byun lucker buried good. Everybody looks under the chart, that lightning just hits between two row of lucker </i>
wtf?



#52 el_sux0r[93061]
dhcp078053.res-hall.nwu.edu
Well personally, I believe that for language like 'the feudal lord' etc. he should get an 8 for the inherent comedy. Am I the only one who finds obviously autotranslated text humorous? ... Guess so.
#53 [94014]
112.portland-05-10rs.or.dial-access.att.net
HAHAHAHA! OMG.. not to insult Michael but I cant stop laugh
any harder by his insults. I liked the br because it was a
well played game. I learned alot of new strats by looking
at it. It should be further translated though but I
personally enjoy watching korean matches in English brs.

Hey Michael please translate some more matches for us. I
liked it!

8/10



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