| #1 CrackHeadJeb[102969] |
| mu-196093.dhcp.missouri.edu |
There really needs to be a disclaimer that pops up in the submit report section to stop reports like these. :(
-CHJ |
| #2 astante[102970] |
| proxy.westbelt.calltech.com |
| WTF is this shit?!? |
| #3 Spuzz[102971] |
| di228.opencominc.com |
This type of post belongs in the forum, dude.
Spuzz |
| #4 Planetkilr[102972] |
| 216.136.71.98 |
| Think about it CHJ...anyone who submits stuff like this won't read disclaimers. Or understand them if they did. |
| #5 John[102973] |
| adsl-63-202-177-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| This should be in the forum |
| #6 Casper...[102974] |
| spc-isp-tor-58-21-731.sprint.ca |
you are
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that is all. |
| #7 Dino Din[102975] |
| dynamic-151-064.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
| ban |
| #8 BOBBY357[102976] |
| spider-wo052.proxy.aol.com |
| this report sucked. you are gay. ban. dont report again. you suck. you suck. |
| #9 Psyonic.Smurf[102977] |
| dialup-63.215.175.106.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net |
You know..You guys always complain that nobody writes BR's anymore, and when you get one (I know it stinks but bear with me) you spam and flame the hell outa it. Jeremy, nice try. But I think you should read some of the sites HTML guides. Scroll up (or down) the the help section and click on "Guides" and learn HTML. They will greatly improve your reports.
Also, if you dont know any HTML codes, look up my reports (Under my old name Psyonic_Reaver ) or like YourRoleModels or GammaRayBurst. And take some screenshots, they help show what your trying to say. You can only post .JPEG pictures so use MSPaint (ugghhhh) or PaintShop Pro 5.5 (or whatever it is) |
| #10 Eradicate~Me[102978] |
| pa-millscreek2a-200.buf.adelphia.net |
| dotn accidently give this a 9 |
| #11 CaughtNaked[102980] |
| 1Cust148.tnt9.tco2.da.uu.net |
| You obviously are semi new to this site but please post things like this in the forum. And click on insert <BR>s for me next time please. |
| #12 someoneq[102981] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
| more like a fanfic than a br. |
| #13 [SM]Strega~F[102984] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
Well, that rant by realgamer about hacks and the such was just one long, incoherent sentence. This had perfect punctuation (as far as I could tell, I just woke up) and was actually about a game.
Sure, the map was terrible and the report of the game wasn't *that* good, but dammit it *was* a report. It was not a rant, except for maybe the last few sentences.
3
Strega |
| #14 Hathaway[102985] |
| ppp-207-104-158-104.wnck11.pacbell.net |
| Hm... if it sucks, why don't you guys post some _constructive_ criticism? Seem like a pack of rabid dogs chasing away anybody who wants to post. |
| #15 Dino Din[102986] |
| dynamic-151-064.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
maybe if they posted a "battle report" as the title of website suggest instead of forum material? I mean we have a pretty liberal definition of a battle report here, allowing fanfics, etc. to come up.
But come on, anyone with 2 neurons firing can figure this doesn't belong here. |
| #16 Rast[102987] |
| east--10-190.dynamic-dialup.coretel.net |
| Actually rhis is kinda good, in a "flowers for algerdon" way. |
| #17 ::Geist::[102988] |
| h24-79-190-212.lm.shawcable.net |
This is a pretty good BR, although there isnt much to it its more entertaining then all the other flashy wordy br's that get boring and old after teh first month...
And good luck on someday becoming a blizzard employee...
4, + 2 for something different. |
| #18 NotDefault[102992] |
| 24.83.95.176 |
Actually, 3-4. I know, I'm crazy, but despite the non-game on $$$$$$BGH bestest version ever with so much money there is no place to put your buildings$$$$$$$ the writing was actually decent. The spelling was pretty good, the grammar was nice for the most part, and there was punctuation (unlike certain other "reports" I could mention :)). On a real map, with a real game, and real HTML, JeremyFJ could do quite a nice report.
NotDefault |
| #19 Tanks-A-Lot[102993] |
| 144.13.231.224 |
Easily a 10. Pretty goddamned funny report:
"He said I sucked. He was the one losing."
"I tried to take a screenshot of what he said but I forgot."
"He said stuff about my mom being a whore and how she was screaming his name last night saying:"Yes! Yes!" Then I got mad."
Hey, at least he used good punctuations and stuff, right?
|
| #20 Losion[102994] |
| 138.227.189.9 |
What are you trying to do? a resumé a br or a warning for a lamer called -Sneak-Attack-? this should be in the forum yes... but would ppl read it there. Q.
And ppl who is calling themselves sneak... or similar, that is a warning 4 everyone. Like i got bs 2 times in the same night by some ppl calling themselves Buddy... or, ...Buddy something
well, well. think you still can use [return] much more in the "br".
Nice with a new br reporter though.
GL in future |
| #21 Losion[102995] |
| 138.227.189.9 |
OKi doki.
forgot
return
myself
*lol
s o r r y
:o) |
| #22 XChess_Gangsta[102996] |
| 63.207.253.14 |
Might wanna save this stuff for the forums. The battle reports section is more for "battle reports", hence the name. Its sorta cute to see a report on a backstabber, reminds me of when I was naive and was going, "He cant do that! Its a no rush ten minutes!", but really, you wanna put this stuff more in the forum.
PS. If someone says no rush, that still means you have to at least partially assume that theyre gonna rush you. And no rush in a one vs one is expecting a little too much. |
| #23 XChess_Gangsta[102997] |
| 63.207.253.14 |
And sorry for not cutting off the sentences.
But its not like what I said was all that important anyways. |
| #24 stonecoldnewbie[102998] |
| 24.245.65.200 |
man what the fuck
i dont know who any of these people are
and this report is a piece of trash
no one cares, go away |
| #25 GosuInABox[103002] |
| 39.charlotte-24rh16rt.nc.dial-access.att.net |
| Damn! I need more of this! |
| #26 CaughtNaked[103004] |
| 205.187.255.208 |
| 3 is a lil high |
| #27 Sovereignty[103006] |
| cx269301-a.wwck1.ri.home.com |
*Hits JeremyFJ with a FORUM stick*
Ah I'm getting sick of hitting people with forum sticks :) |
| #28 d[103008] |
| cypress.bcit.ca |
| Give the boi a break. He is a "young boy" after all. |
| #29 Painbringer[103012] |
| net.ino.no |
I think we are all forgetting the most important part of this report. The fact that he wants to stop hackers and spammers and this is a wonderful goal for someone to try to achive.
I for one aplaude his effort, but perhaps it belongs in the forum. But does it really matter. |
| #30 BOBBY357[103013] |
| spider-tm051.proxy.aol.com |
| WHO ARE ALL YOU PPL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
| #31 xld[103040] |
| spider-we021.proxy.aol.com |
this report was awesome
everyone shut the fuck up and give this man a 10
never stop dreaming whatever your name is, never stop dreaming |
| #32 -^Puppy^-[103104] |
| spider-ntc-td063.proxy.aol.com |
| xld, Are you on crack or any other realted substances by any chance? If you say no you are a lying sack of $hit. |
| #33 {Guns_N'_Roses}[103125] |
| modemcable095.54-202-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
I actually found this report to be quite entertaining
I was lol at some of the things in there
The report was more for laughs I find.
And it was a little confusing at times
"I took my Tanks and attacked his base. Then I got a lot of Marines, Firebats, and Medics. He lifted off all his buildings and tried to run away. I put my Marines in his base but it was too late. And most of his buildings got away. He said I sucked. He was the one losing. I chased him all over the map. He had six cloaked Wraiths attacking my ComSat Station. |
| #34 PaPPa)whOa[103168] |
| AC8E2CDA.ipt.aol.com |
| I like the kid. |
| #35 IM UR DADDY![103511] |
| 53dial1.poly.edu |
UR DADDY'S HERE
SHIT THAT GUY HAS A LOT OF NERVES
I WAS WITH YOUR MOM THAT NIGHT
WHAT A FUCKEN LIAR SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THOSE THINGS TO ME YESTERDAY
ILL CHOP OFF HIS BALLZ IF I EVER CATCH HIM |
#36  [103895] |
| host25.vcsihome.com |
| test |
| #37 rook000[103896] |
| host25.vcsihome.com |
| test |
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