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#1 Nude90YearOld[105436]
12-228-48-119.client.attbi.com
1st or second!!
#2 Nude90YearOld[105437]
12-228-48-119.client.attbi.com
Hey, not bad!
#3 katome[105438]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
fwee bgh players on temple, this is what it looks like... pretty sad. oh well better than spam. 5
#4 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105439]
208.187.165.212
Wow you br'ed your shit replay. Anyone that thinks this was actually a good game, go and download the replay. I stopped watching it after he built a Barracks, Engineering Bay, and Assimilator, all before a single Supply Depot.
#5 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105440]
208.187.165.212
Oh, and Koh? Why don't you br a game you lose? I'm sure you have plenty of games where you get raped.
#6 KepowOb[105441]
HSE-Montreal-ppp3467451.sympatico.ca

The way you wrote that BR, it was very narrative... He does this now, and then he does this. The biggest problem was probably lack of detail. He attacks with dragoons and it fails. Then he attacks with reavers and it fails.

When you first mentioned BCs, i thought you meant a couple of them, not 12 or more of them! You should have mentioned when he started making them, and what the players were doing except "he dropped some reavers. The reavers were destroyed"

If you had a better game and worked on your style, it would be a lot better. As katome said, it seemed to be some bgh people playing on temple...




#7 Koh[105442]
h24-76-216-150.va.shawcable.net
Believe it or not, Terran can't build Assimilators. Just thought you should know.
#8 Shadow D'Arc[105443]
spider-mtc-ti013.proxy.aol.com
You missed too much important stuff. If you have a replay, say what the hell each of you are doing the entire time, not just "He sent this, got raped", "He sent more of this and got raped", "I made BCs and killed him". That is annoying. Too many pics for your text, IMO. And what the hell happened to your BCs hitting his first base?

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#9 Shadow D'Arc[105444]
spider-mtc-ti013.proxy.aol.com
And I was writing that right as Kepow posted :(. He just made more sense on the same point of bitching. Assimilator=Refinery.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#10 Furious[105445]
bal-ts1-2500.tpgi.com.au
Graphics were well done however you werelet down by the game itself :(
#11 Jekpo![105446]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
Wow. How sad. You did a br on that. If anybody thinks this is in the least bit impressive, download the replay.

Jekpo[Inter.US]

#12 CKane[105447]
12-233-180-15.client.attbi.com
next time, get a game worth BRing, and stop praising yourself like you're the greatest guy in the world.
#13 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105449]
208.187.165.212
"next time, get a game worth BRing"

This means, br someone else's game.

#14 CKane[105450]
12-233-180-15.client.attbi.com
yes. that's exactly what it means
#15 kambric[105451]
proxy1-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com
Talking in 3rd person is annoying. Also, putting big obvious captions on every picture (i.e. "Dragoon and DT") is annoying.
#16 stonecoldnewbie[105453]
24.245.64.22
hey 2 comments here

1. youre dissing someone for saying terran built an assimilator, you fucking irradiate terran metal units, shut the fuck up

2. i wish you would give your graphic/semi somewhat decently ok writing skills to someone who isnt a newbie

thats it from me, good bye





#17 Winkies[105454]
slkcdslgw7PoolC204.slkc.uswest.net
Stoncold gets 8.5 for 1st comment, Koh gets 2.4 for being a cocky retard. Where's Gojky?????
#18 Winkies[105457]
slkcdslgw7PoolC204.slkc.uswest.net
LOL d/l replay, this is right up there with Koh's last replay.
#19 simeon2000[105458]
dhcp065-025-091-060.neo.rr.com
LOL @ bghers on Temple

I kept laughing the whole time. The funniest part was when the idiot toss sent DA's against the tanks. No, not maelstrom or mc, just attack move. Maybe he thought they'd frighten the tank drivers into surrenduring.

I'd like to do a 2 vs. 1 with koh and his buddy here.



#20 LuckyNewbie:P[105459]
dialup-209.244.76.100.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
nothing is wrong with 1st person brs, regardless of what anyone says, just look at one of drefsabs newbie bashing reports, or one i did here:


that was pretty well received.

The pictures were humoungous, .jpg is meant to compress them man, there were pictures more than 500kb for some goofy little thing.

And for all that bandwith, the pics werent great. You finally discovered the 'borders' function at the end, something long overdue. Make them informative, put in mini-maps, but most importantly make them pretty man!!! I'm not talking YRM-esque, just crop a good section, stick a nice, neat border on it and compress it, good as you'll ever need

(continued)




#21 [SM]Strega~F[105460]
proxy1.senet.com.au
Ok, you had 12 or so BCs go and attack his base, then suddenly you're only attacking with 3 BCs?
Oh yes, turtling up then winning with BCs does not = a good game. I personally don't care about how you play, or whether you're a good player or anything. The fact of the matter is, I suck incredibly. I only care about whether the people you BR are at least non-newbies.
So, I don't respect you all too much, not because you played like a BGHer, but because you chose that game to do a report on.
Also, not enough text and details.


Strega
#22 LuckyNewbie:P[105461]
dialup-209.244.76.100.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
(continued)

Your writing, on the other hand, need improvement, although it is a step above Eradicate~Me (is that saying much?). When did you expand? U went from a DT rush to holding off a thousand dragoons with battlecruisers. Whereas Erad's writing focused too much on the detail (Actual quote: "This generally consisted of a Supply Depot on 9, Barracks on 11, and another Depot on 16, otherwise known as the Terran wallin.") you dont talk enough about them. Theres a fine line you have to hit, and this hit the floor 50 feet from it.

Finally, don't report a game where you turtle and go own with 18 battlecruisers. Please.

Always better than fan-fics though,
LuckyNewbie:P
#23 LuckyNewbie:P[105462]
dialup-209.244.76.100.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
asdf FUCK YOU STREGA
#24 LuckyNewbie:P[105464]
dialup-209.244.76.100.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
and yes im a comment whore
#25 [SM]Strega~F[105467]
proxy8.senet.com.au
=)
#26 BigD[105470]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Terrible formatting, writing was average, pictures were good (except how you placed them). More description, and better pic placement.

5
#27 RubiksCube[105477]
cache2.shlink.de
The BR as itself was not bad. Actually it was quiet good. BUT (u saw it coming, didnt you?) whats bad about it is it makes the game seem better than it was. AND it lacked to friggin much detail. U talk about ur tanks quishing everything and the SUDDENLY 12 BC's appear outta nowhere.
#28 simeon2000[105481]
216.144.24.98
Another funny part is Koh bragging about having 10,000 minerals "in the bank". macro skillz baybee ;)
#29 John[105482]
adsl-63-206-89-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Needs more info on battles and such
#30 Jimmy Joe[105484]
h24-76-219-187.va.shawcable.net
Not the best game Koh has played... He is good (though cocky) and could probably waste most people here.
#31 BigD[105485]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Jimmy Joe-I'm an average player (if that), and after seeing the replay I'm sure I could smash him with little or no trouble. And most people who come to this site could beat me with their eyes closed. Are you Koh?
#32 Patton1944[105486]
spider-wc061.proxy.aol.com
Uhh...it was ok, I guess. Little detail, no humor, lots of BGH player-like skills(if you can call em skills) on LT. Stick to fanfics. They're much better than "He dropped shit, I killed it, he attack, THEN 12 BC's COME OUT OF NOWHERE and kill him."

P.S:Someone BR a game between Gojky and Koh? :)
Patton1944
#33 Syndrome_Zed[105489]
welch701b-118-pc.Stanford.EDU
Koh is good? I've seen two replays - one he irradiated a wraith to try and kill it, and here all he did was turtle and mass BC's - and even then should have lost if the moron that was playing him had half enough sense to start expansion denial.

This guy sucks great big sweaty donkey balls. I haven't played in 6 months, and before that I wasn't that good to begin with, and I could beat him - especially if he tries irradiating my reavers.
#34 Syndrome_Zed[105490]
welch701b-118-pc.Stanford.EDU
Oh, Patton - no one wants a BR of a 2 minute smackdown - which is what we'd get with Gojky and Koh, unless Gojky decides to f*ck with him for a while instead :).
#35 Eradicate~Me[105492]
pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net
my writing was fine ;[
#36 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105497]
dynamic245-15.lanset.com
Syndrom_Zed, just consider it a humor br.
#37 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105498]
dynamic245-15.lanset.com
*Syndrome_Zed
#38 Slinger[105506]
spider-wi012.proxy.aol.com
I enjoyed it, work on style though!
#39 Kambric[105507]
proxy1-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com
Jimmy Joe's IP:
h24-76-219-187.va.shawcable.net

Koh's IP:
h24-76-216-150.va.shawcable.net

way to make an ass of yourself.
#40 CKane[105508]
12-233-180-15.client.attbi.com
HAH, he insulted himself under a different name! :O
#41 Koh[105510]
h24-76-216-150.va.shawcable.net
Umm... those IP's are different.
#42 [105511]
dhcp065-025-091-060.neo.rr.com
Regardless of who wrote it, judging by that replay, you could indeed not "waste most people here."

Good graphics in the report. But it was a very sloppy game. There's TOO many ways to beat down "mass" BC's with toss. Or to nail the player before they get them. Your friend was just worse than you. I've never seen a more horrifically goofy sacrifice of DA's in my career in Starcraft.

Think about it. Even if he would have let you turtle till your BC fleet got out... imagine if he'd have:
a. MC'd your fleet
b. Stormed the fleet
c. had more sairs vs. the cruisers
d. had scouts
e. stasised half your "fleet" with arbiters and munched on the rest

His strategy of mass goons (which is likely the only one he knows, being a BGH'er) was a dismal failure vs. Tanks and BC's. That's basically all there is to it. If he'd have changed his strategy even ONCE in the entire game he would have probably beaten you.
#43 simeon2000[105512]
dhcp065-025-091-060.neo.rr.com
D'oh that was me :(
#44 lol.[105526]
host-216-77-213-131.fll.bellsouth.net
theres no way you could waste most of the people here. chances are most people here waste you.

trash talk elsewhere.
im personally sorry about you getting flamed.
the only way to not get flamed is just to shut up, they will take every thing you say and twist it around to flame you.
its best to not speak.
#45 Cataclysmic[105528]
198.165.73.13
I havent watched the replay of the game yet, but i plan to. Sounds funny :)
Your pics are good, and your text is semidecent, though lacking in detail.
but MAN, if your gonna br something, dont br shit like that. If you cant manage to improve enough to make it worthwhile, then br other people. Its not meant to be insulting, but its true.
And as to the person who said Koh was a good player: He might be good for BGH, but he is pathetic when compared to real players. I mean the 54 year old man who is the worst in my clan is collosaly better than him. Hell, my 8 year old brother is better than him, though not by much.
At least he wouldent mass BC.
Koh, if youd like a good game to BR, i have several neverbeforeseen and very close replays that I meant to br but was too lazy to.
#46 Cataclysmic[105529]
198.165.73.13
Hey cool my ip listed is totaly wrong lol
#47 Jekpo![105532]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
I'll do a Koh style br and report a 1.5 hour long PvP where both players max on Scouts 45 minutes into the game on BGH :)
#48 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105533]
dynamic245-207.lanset.com
Don't forget to make the players Maelstrom the scouts. =O
#49 Sovereignty[105535]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
For the love of god Koh, stop BR'ing your own games.
#50 Twip[105542]
port-219.gall-ts2.cloh.net
"With control over the main island, it seemed that Kirby had the upper hand, but in reality, it was Koh. Kirby had around 50 minerals, and Koh had close to 10,000!"

LMFAO

Quote!
#51 CKane[105565]
12-233-180-15.client.attbi.com
Yes, quote
#52 John[105566]
adsl-63-206-89-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Agreed that it should be a quote
#53 stonecoldnewbie[105579]
24.245.64.22
hahah quote no doubt
#54 Koh[105585]
h24-76-216-150.va.shawcable.net
If anyone wants to 1v1 me, I'm up for it. I'm a newbie to Lost Temple, so I would like to get some more experience. I don't really care if I lose, as long as I gain some knowledge.
#55 Gojky[105598]
proxy3.uq.edu.au
Koh you bitch, Stop asking these nice people to soil themselves by playing you when you already have some idiot friends to play with. Just go to sleep and you'll feel better.
#56 Sovereignty[105602]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
How anybody can be a newb to lost temple is beyond me. In either case, even if you had never played it before, you played like you were on freaking bgh.
#57 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[105606]
dynamic245-27.lanset.com
He still sucks on money maps.

So, Koh, those comps still hard for you to beat?
#58 indica[105618]
cce02.racsa.co.cr
i bet when Sovereignty played temple for the first time he was already as gosu as he is now
#59 Jekpo![105686]
spider-wn084.proxy.aol.com
Koh, I'll 1vs1 you as soon as I get back to Maryland (I'm in Va Beach, hence the different IP). I'm usually in Clan X17, Clan ~gosu, Clan ~cos~ or Clan Inter. and my b.net s/n is Jekpo[Inter.US] - after we 1v1 you can turn it into another BR, hopefully with an equally amusing quote as your 10K mineral one.

Jekpo
#60 Koh[105695]
h24-76-216-150.va.shawcable.net
Sure Jekpo. And tell ya what, win or lose, if it's a good game I'll make a Flash br for it.
#61 Jekpo![105743]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
It wouldn't be a good game. It would be over in 10 minutes, but still battle report it. And when the hell are you on B.Net? I've got you on friends list checking for you, yet you never seem to be on.

BTW Koh, how old are you? Not joking, seriously, I want to know what age range compells a person to verse the world in a flame war, lose, and continue talking.

BTW, unlike Kirby (I am also a Protoss player), it won't take me 15 minutes to get to the 60 control mark.

-Jekpo!
#62 el_sux0r[106103]
helios.compusa.com
"He was on fiesty bastard. "

Hmmm... Koh, just to make this clear, you don't have to be a decent player to be a decent reporter, although it helps. Since this forum is about reporting, I'll just say that you should watch your text wrap, and your grammar. Not terribly shabby for a first report; at least yours had pics.
#63 [106228]
12-248-92-174.client.attbi.com
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