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"MARKICHU! I CHOOSE YOU!!"
-CynicalMagician




#1 Mark4[2647]
Damnit, write some more. This kicked ass!! You can't tease us by writing this report and saying at the end you won't write any more =[. One hint though. 2v2 is much easier to track. Just be glad you didn't have an hour long game on your hands =].
#2 Smoked Pork[2648]
Heheh, Johnny seems like a nice guy and all out in the forums and chatrooms, but once you get into a game, he'll let you know exactly what kind of a moron you really are. Even in the games I've won with him as my partner, I always come away with a sense of utter worthlessness.
#3 [FLS]prozerran[2651]
LOL

SP you reminded me of this game I was observing, johnny and mark4 against 2 other dudes.

Mark: Get SV
Johnny: Get observers dammit!
Mark: You have SV!

In the end, the SV are blown up so many times.

Johnny: NEED Obs!

or sth like that. =]











#4 Mark4[2652]
Heh. Somehow he doesn't sell me out all that much. Except for that one game where he wanted me to get observers and I said "No, you make science vessels." After all his science vessels died because they are the biggest targets in the game, he started saying stuff like "Come reinforce me...wait, you'll have to cross that lurker field, and they just hunted down my last science vessell. Guess you'll just have to let me die. Too bad you didn't make observers."
#5 Mark4[2654]
Damnit FLS, that's the same game we were talking about. =]
#6 CoLd`as`IcE[2657]
DAMN good report there Ry.. very nice. I especially liked the pic with my scv laying down the law! ;-) I wasn't quite ready to rush and when it was time I decided a scv would do as well as any marine. Oh well, I would like to say, "DAYAM@!" to your 1st battle report.
#7 Johnny_Vegas[2661]
Good god, last 2 reports are about me losing. I can't wait to receive the trophy in the mail. You know the one that says "Sorriest Ass Starcraft Player on the Planet"
#8 Johnny_Vegas[2662]
Oh, and mark, about that lurker field. You were worried about cracklings, and wanted firebats. So I had to load firebats in a dropship and fly them to you, just to avoid the lurker field. Uggg. I think I lost 8 SV that game. We still won as I recall though. =]
#9 sydane[2664]
This game blows, i didn't know bug was ice but i have revenge last nite against him. I knew whoop is gonna 6 or 7 pool me and i forgot to build another pylon when i reached 15/17. Ah well........

"Let's kick ass"
"Cold`as`IcE change his name to ass"
heh



#10 ProZerg-Hybrid[2679]
hehe Yeah the SVs... what were they called again? Like target balls or smiling or something. All I remember was that it was funny.. =) Oh and GOOD report Ry, all I ever got was a lousy 7 =(
#11 Heartcutter[2688]
Teching is mostly stupid.

Terrans can get to tanks, but MUST go to M&M first. Otherwise, your partners die. Thats how 3v3 works.

#12 Phelsior[2696]
Wow, great report Iceberg!
Great pictures as well. Keep up the good work!
Seemed like an intense 20 minutes.

#13 [IceBerG][2731]
I would love to take the credit for the report, but it was Rychean's. ;-)

Btw- What do have against me Sydane? ;-p

#14 Snowreaver[2865]
Once more, Rychean puts out an excellent read. ;D
#15 Rychean[2871]
Thanks guys for all the comments on the report. I was trying to capture the flow of the game. I worked on it for quite awhile. I took 100 screen shots, while observing; it is very hard to get good screenshots sometimes. The ones I used really went all that great, but they were the best I had.

Also, I had considered scraping the report entirely because it offered very little in the way of unique tactics, and was basically just a rush game. I opted to go ahead and put it out, because so often this is what BNET is al about, rushing. That and I stated at the beginning that I would be writing a BR; I felt like I needed to follow through.

Also to the participant, especially the defeated team. I know each one of you is a good player, and I in no way was I trying to discount anybody’s skill by writing this report. Shit happens sometimes, especially in a rush game. So please take no offense, but if you do you can always take your frustration out by kicking my ass.

Oh Ice, I meant to go back add a comment about that SCV. I thought you were gong to bunker Johnny with it.

Thanks again,

Ry








#16 Vinnie-AoK[2872]
hhehe
sydnane is fun to own in a game =D
#17 [119183]
209.175.127.246
vinnie aok omg.... remember Homeworld! Journier



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