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"Last in line was Advisor "CB". His nickname was based on "Cattlebruiser", although none of the men were quite sure where the name had come from. Some infantrymen whispered that it came from a particularly bad night back home involving thirteen shots of whiskey, a herd of cattle, and a twenty-two year-old Animal Husbandry major. Others swore on the fact that a bloody cow's head was hung in his locker, a testament of what would happen to the men if they ever got out of line. Whatever the case, CB was fiercely competent."
-~CattleBruiser~




#1 [110562]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
1st wow...first time i got first! WARCRAFT 3 CAME OUT??! woah!
#2 Serious[110565]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
No pictures! ;_;
#3 Amoeba_Boy[110566]
spider-tf012.proxy.aol.com
I'm guessing 1st nonauthor, yay

and on a war3 report too

#4 Joe.Smurf[110567]
x130-65-218-49.sjsu.edu

#1 its only the Beta genius...


-joe



#5 Serious[110568]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
lol. now that i've read (half) of it.. it's cool :P

Quote this!

"What counters tiger riding elf chicks ?"


hehe. gj






#6 SiG.[110569]
host-216-77-217-210.fll.bellsouth.net
Heh, I suppose I should write a War3 report too.
#7 AoS[110573]
d159.whartonef.swarthmore.edu
Do some research! You only need 5 on gold to saturate a mine! OH, and more War3 reports please.
#8 NotDefault[110574]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Hm, I started reading, but it's so painful to read you raving on about the animated backgrounds, the units changing visual size as they go up hills, stuff like that, while having no screenshots to drool over :(.

NotDefault

#9 triped[110577]
63.85.132.17
Your writing style was terrible...one should entice the reader to keep reading, not force them to trudge through your lengthy, run-on paragraphs. No offense. =[
#10 Mjotnar[110579]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
You penis! How dare you write a War3 report without pics!

arrrgghh, not only do we not get to see the pics, its worse because just giving description is hard enough for those of us who dont have beta. plus there were no breaks within the text! kghfkjgkjg MJOTNAR SMASH!!!!

#11 BigD[110581]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
No War3 section yet?!
#12 [110591]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
WARCRAFT THREE CAME OUT? !!!
#13 Serious[110592]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
This is the second WCIII report... c.c
#14 CKane[110594]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Sig, I'm sure that if you write a War3 report it will be so bad that my computer will explode trying to handle the awfulness
#15 Oddity[110601]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
no matter what he does it cant be as bad as the ones warcraft.org have posted
#16 Raide[110602]
wkstn113-140.village-c.georgetown.edu
Ok, this suxed. No pictures, poor writing.

4-5. How'd this get a 6????

#17 dopey[110642]
251.b.003.brs.iprimus.net.au
like this :) , i give it a 6 :) AHHHHAHAHAHAHA
#18 Chacmool06[110647]
dialup-63.215.232.47.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net
i dint mind the no pix too much bt it wouldv made this sooooooo much better. No WC3 hasnt come out yet its only the beta. Weird playing tho to much like SC. NO need for more the 5 peons on mine and a few more on lumber. Thats kinda the reason they made the game the way they did.
#19 aseq[110773]
eagle.ksa.fnt.hvu.nl
No ramps in WC3?
Ramps ar the shit, there are more and more things about war3 that i don't like.

Random damage
Creeps with random items
Slopes instead of ramps
Day & Night cycles





#20 Darth Sidious[111520]
145.85.143.198
Who the fuck dares to post a WC3 report without screenshots ???????
#21 Darth Sidious[111521]
145.85.143.198
1, fuckin 1 !
#22 mkmkmkmmkmkm[114710]
a7-37.madison.chorus.net
i dont mind it and all those things you wrote about not likeing war3 are all things that make me want it more:__-+=) but ah well i get good grads in wrighting but i dont know the traits of battle reports hmmmmmmmmm
#23 mkmkmkmmkmkm[114711]
a7-37.madison.chorus.net
and enyway there is random damage in starcraft just it dont say hmmmmmmm have you ever not killed a unit with less than 70 hp with tank?



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