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#1 Dragonsven[116299]
s26.dial1.pro.nac.net
1st! Wow, my 1st 1st. Gosu. Time to read this SOB...

-Sven

#2 Redemption6[116300]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
2nd
#3 Black_Abyss[116301]
1Cust10.tnt27.lax3.da.uu.net
3rd
#4 Redemption6[116302]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
holy shit this is funny HAHAHAH
like a cheap whore will give his life for ur rating...LOL
#5 Moebius[G][116304]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
comb your hair.
#6 ImperatorP[116306]
h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com
You got high again didn't you?
#7 Redemption6[116307]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
HOLY SHIT HAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAH
HAH
Ha
h..
k im done...








#8 Moebius[G][116309]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Hmmm, needed that special magic touch, what's it called? EFFORT

And there's no way you're going to make rater by this...thing. If there is to be a new rater everyone knows it's going to be CrackHeadJeb.

#9 Adrenaling[116312]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
actually, the new rater HAS to be me. ;)
#10 Jekpo![116314]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
Wow...that was incredibly nice :)
#11 plus2longsword[116316]
asc3-ip78-grr.wmis.net
This was good enough for a chuckle. Mark4 is active? hehe, I thought it was just Dag and Dref every now and again. I think they got this thing going on, similiar to what they tried to pull on me when I first started my current job a couple years back last winter(in Michigan). We were all heading out and everybody starts giving me there keys saying "hey your low-man on the totem-pole, it used to be Doug, now its you, go start our cars." Yeah right! So they make Dag rate all the crappy reports now. hehe
#12 Ender[116317]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
omg this was so gay.. and i actually thought you were gonna report a game..
#13 [116318]
user162.net162.fl.sprint-hsd.net
No
#14 Dragonsven[116319]
s19.dial1.pro.nac.net
Oh Mark! Nice try Pally, old boy. =]

-Sven

#15 Freque[116321]
sdn-ap-001caburbP1444.dialsprint.net
who are you?
#16 cowboy_bebop[116323]
ool-182ea0c4.dyn.optonline.net
i thought this was actully pretty funny especially the damn commy part
#17 Mistears[116325]
cpe-24-31-39-161.socal.rr.com
this was funny but put off very arrogantly
even if meant as a joke.




#18 Amoeba_Boy[116327]
spider-wk053.proxy.aol.com
Damn that was funny
#19 '[116330]
async1-4.remote.ualberta.ca
Has the world gone to far with copying and pasting?
#20 CaughtNaked[116332]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
rofl
#21 Adrenaling[116333]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
also T.T.Boy, he rates every now and then. and some raters rate without commenting and stuff, so ya never know. T.T
#22 sig.[116334]
host-216-77-217-217.fll.bellsouth.net
this was funny... the end was great too.
#23 Ender[116336]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
i have a quick question for all the 'regular' reporters. do you guys use a program to write the html for you like dreamweaver or do you painstakingly write the html yourself?

i know that dreamweaver may not help THAT much but i just wanted to know.

btw.. this is assumed your using photoshop for the pics



#24 Redemption6[116361]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Photoshop pics, raw html for the report.
#25 Littl_Keynes[116363]
59-125.cgocable.ca
Nice job buddy, just go to www.uglypeople.com and get worst picture, since you picked up this one there...

But your funny :)

#26 Ling-erie[116369]
proxy1.leeds.ac.uk
hahahaha dist and faggy got quoted hahaha
#27 Metamucil[116372]
CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wow

its sad how ugly some people are...and yes im assuming the young ogre in the pic is you pal.


funny though


#28 ThePalisade[116373]
170.158.213.188
Unban me. So bad manner. :-(
#29 ThePalisade[116374]
170.158.213.188
To Ender: I write my HTML. Using a program is bad manner. :-(
#30 IcE-Inforcer[116380]
209.105.210.34
Holy fuck ur one ugly person. "Pic heavy". Heheh.
#31 CaughtNaked[116388]
proxys.sjc.marketscore.com
my starcraft loading doesnt even blink:P stays soild for point 3 seconds then its game choices and stuff
^_______^
#32 ..DisturbeD[116391]
agent.lisco.com
I want my 5 minutes back.

Oh and never mention me in your brs again. They annoy me.
#33 Titans-Dabomb[116395]
207.3.148.172
Holy shit that blew. God, I wanted to read a report. How faggish was that.
#34 titans-thesoby[116409]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
that blew u suck
#35 Black_Abyss[116438]
1Cust220.tnt44.lax7.da.uu.net
I don't think titans has the authority to tell people their BR's suck...
#36 User14[116441]
spider-ntc-tb014.proxy.aol.com
Dude whoever called him (battlereporter) ugly, i hope you were kidding and if not take a visit to uglypeople.com and find the pic there ;[

Also, this... thing, was kinda cool, i mean its better then those damn text only no paragraph 10 minute reports from people like PUMA12830 etc. still i would prefer reading a real report with funnier humor.

Palisade work on your humor, you try too hard =(
#37 Puma5000[116446]
216-55-164-139.dsl.san-diego.abac.net
Yeah that bastard puma random number guy! He stole the first part of my name!
#38 ZerG~LinG[116460]
p453-120.ppp.get2net.dk
LOL great fun^^

And also, you do have a point on the rater thing -.-
#39 ThePalisade[116467]
170.158.213.70
Thanks Zerg~Ling. User14: No, my humor is not forced. There was not one point in this report that I thought about saying something funny. If it was funny, alright. If not, well, oops.
#40 SiX[116498]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
To the palisade: Double Font tags ownz joo:

'<Font color = "red"><Font size="3"></font></font>'

'<font color="red" size="3"></font>'

Nice to see you wacky kids typing your own code though.

Dreamweaver and frontpage eat the peanuts out of my shit.

try font color crap sometime. it works. ; )
#41 ImperatorP[116502]
h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com
erm, this got gold?
#42 [116523]
12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com
That was pretty funny, but the picture of that dude made me wanna hurl. No way is this getting gold from me for that reason alone!!
#43 jeppers[116533]
proxy.txc.net.au
bah give some guy credit its better then some pple could do besides it made me laugh
#44 stonecoldnewbie[116587]
c-24-245-65-56.mn.client2.attbi.com
i never saw this till now and after reading your last one (as in the one you wrote recently, 5/9), this was better... i found it funny :)
#45 Chris[134969]
169.199.140.249
10.0

1/21/03



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