| #1 scn[138197] |
| c-24-118-250-252.mn.client2.attbi.com |
first i am cool
big ups to SiG. and con |
| #2 BiGRooStEr[138199] |
| pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net |
| 2nd? |
| #3 AvaiL[138200] |
| client-151-199-192-208.henrico.k12.va.us |
ROFLMAO
"don't talk to me i'm playing with my level 10 friend"
it'd be reasonable if he said 26 or somethin but that statement made my day
o yeah 3rd |
| #4 2Cautious[138201] |
| adsl-68-72-110-73.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
Hee, pretty funny.
7-7.5 |
| #5 Ender[138205] |
| 128.226.160.106 |
| i think i can beat that newb and i've only played wc3 once... my sc skillz shall overcome ;] |
| #6 Sabotage[138207] |
| pool-68-161-59-91.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| yay... wc3.. |
| #7 endersshadow[138208] |
| ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net |
noob games make noob reports if you report it so seriously, as you did in my opinion. try mixing up some humor, DON'T TAKE SO MANY SS's OF CHAT, from a game like that it just lowers the reader's intelligence tt.
loved the background/text coloring, made reading exceptionaly easy. overall good report but needs better game.
7.5-8.0 |
| #8 WoOoOoP[138209] |
| cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
lol that guy was a fag.
nj-8.5 |
| #9 Smeagol[138210] |
| dorset-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
Bit like u pud lol
that was well done and just shows that some people just cant admit that they suck d: and yes "dont talk to me i am playing with my lvl 10 friend" is fucking funny
btw what lvl are u SIX5523ONE
i know how u feel to i have beaten newbs when my ally disced by my myself in rt almost every game
noobs die and rot in hell
9 |
| #10 Convider[138211] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3662338.sympatico.ca |
| heh. silly newbie. |
| #11 BigD[138212] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
I can't believe you won that. Thankfully your opponents' skill level was about equivalent to your partner's.
Somewhat amusing. |
| #12 SiX5532ONE[138216] |
| pcp01379262pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net |
Umm...yeah it was a n00b game, that's the point...and I don't think I reported seriously at all.....
What really made me laugh about the game was that they just couldn't keep their heroes alive - and they kept doing really stupid shit with them.
Smeagol - I was a level 9 night elf as Slave.One, but revived SiX as a random player - he's level 8 right now. I'm kind of a newb compared to some of the real gamers out there; just a huge fan of Blizzard RTS.
Thanks for the comments everyone. Reports were kind of slow, so I figured "fuck it", and busted this one out last night (it was quick and easy to report). I should release a better one soon. |
| #13 endersshadow[138217] |
| ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net |
what i meant by "serious" was that for newb games most reporters tend to throw in more humor. imo this was a little dry, no?
i'm sorry if I'm not making myself clear but check out stozwald's report if you need clarification. |
| #14 EldritchEvil[138218] |
| nr11-216-196-189-73.fuse.net |
Nice report! Very clear and concise, good pictures. I like it.
8 |
| #15 SiX5532ONE[138219] |
| pcp01379262pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net |
Well, humor is a matter of taste. My sense of humor is admittedly very dry, but the humor is there. I'd even say that it's gratuitous in this one.
You can't make everyone laugh though, and if you don't find it funny, then you're naturally going to think this report is very bland. I'm not holding it against you, just clarifying for those who check the comments before reading the report.
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| #16 OrcDork[138220] |
| vdp051.ath15.cas.hol.gr |
Good report, a bit too melodramatic for my taste at some points but overall fun and the jokes where good. The randomly placed bold text seemed kind of weird, but im picking on the details here. Overall a good report. o,o
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| #17 Smeagol[138221] |
| weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
Yeah post as much as possible six5532one u are a pretty good reporter
now while the opurtunity is here id like to say
WHERE THE FUCK IS CB~!!!!!!!! |
| #18 [138229] |
| mnet-baca244-13-199.monarch.net |
haha, quite good
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| #19 Notjim[138234] |
| prx3.act.schools.net.au |
Highly entertaining and well-detailed, I'm only lvl 5!!!!!! so I suck monkey balls....
Anyway, 8. |
| #20 sHabbO[138243] |
| ip68-4-29-84.pv.oc.cox.net |
I actually thought there was plenty of humor mixed in, with the all-too-familiar-rhetoric: "n00b". So annoying, I liked the way you mocked him. Nicely written format/sentences.
8-8.5 |
| #21 LameJoker[138267] |
| pool-129-44-9-195.alb.east.verizon.net |
| Lelelalallolololololololo heehhe |
| #22 Notjimmy[138292] |
| CWPP-p-203-54-206-41.prem.tmns.net.au |
| I reread it. Even funnier than before. GJ! |
| #23 Where is CB~[138384] |
| cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au |
I re read it too, nice humour
"we need to rush them" "what are u rushing with" "umm" "dunno" "grunts" "good plan" |
| #24 ChaosDemigod[138451] |
| 50.80-202-226.nextgentel.com |
| we need battlereports of dudes that are lv 20 pluss |
| #25 SiX5532ONE[138455] |
| client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com |
Next Report: Text-Only WC3 3v3
Thanks for reading. |
| #26 AoS[138851] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
10!!!
This was VERY funny, and the images of the text just made it perfect!
Seeing newbs lose is fun, but seeing that they're WHINERS as well is even better! |
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