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#1 CbK_Chris666[145283]
pluto.goldnet.it
Hi, its me. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry if the report was too short, but my mom keeps bitching in my ear about some stupid shit. Hope you enjoyed the picks.
#2 Wind Mage[145284]
ip68-14-68-81.ri.ri.cox.net
first whee
#3 kidonfire[145285]
219.95.57.143
2nd... pick a better game next time :S

never ever pick a game between you and someone else, unless you are really skillful at either reporting, gaming, or both...

#4 CbK_Chris666[145286]
pluto.goldnet.it
It doesnt really matter, because all you have to do is save the replay and watch it over again. But ok, i'll take your advice.
#5 Convider[145287]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca
you cannon whore.
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#6 [145288]
Toronto-ppp272667.sympatico.ca
Dont agree with #3, oh, and dont build that many cannons for one ;). You fuxed up the pics and your html ( in Netscape anyway ), gonna slap down a 6.
#7 mattzarella[145289]
156.115.26.24.cfl.rr.com
i don't know if it's just me, but this is VERY wide!

anyway, the game you picked could've been a much better one, not gold material but you're still improving. the pictures don't look too good; size them up a little bit and add a better border, because that one was horrid! :[

you don't have a bad writing style, just watch it with some of the spelling errors and awkward sentences. you made the game decently interesting (even though the game really blew), which i suppose is the point of all battlereports.. so kudos. :]



#8 striz[145290]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
err...8th?

my only criticism would be not to layer pictures that look as if they could connect to each other. that was a little confusing at times; remember that boarders are your friends!

pretty bad game, but if you keep at it I see no reason why you don't climb up to the top pretty quick. not an *awful* job, but needs some work.

striz





#9 Shuriken[145291]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
bleh...slowly improving...
#10 CbK_Chris666[145295]
pluto.goldnet.it
Yea, slowly....If i had adobe...well, thx for the critizism

#11 sabo at lurker/nut's house[145296]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
i appreciate the effort of doing these reports, yes its better than last time but fix the white stuff around the pics, bad game, yea.
#12 lurker716[145298]
pcp04439162pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
the report is worth about a 6. the playing is worth about a -3. I mean, come on, "This kid is probably a newb, so I put up 6 more cannons". Ok there buddy. You're turtling like a newb bitch. He's actually attacking, first w/ the 3 zeals in the beginning, and then when he realizes that ur cannoning ur choke, he goes for a backdoor drop. Thats tactics. Putting cannons around everywhere in your base is not.

Either get better at the game or dont report your own games. Don't call the people you are playing newbs because you are one too.

#13 pansito[145299]
a6je48jty3u4.ab.hsia.telus.net
I have to agree with #12. Your opponent used good tactics in this game where as you just whored cannons and pumped DTs.

#14 Chris[145300]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Still need to improve the vocabulary.

Game was lax, writing bland. Very short, some of the pictures sloppily edited (like the rough black spots around the edges and white space galore.

I'd say 5.0. But I rate on a different scale that the raters.



#15 lethalducky[145301]
pool-141-156-33-61.res.east.verizon.net
"After that little episode, I decided to further my plan. I put two pylons and 6 cannons by my Nexus to prevent a drop"

wtf... u must have some mad love for cannons :-P

#16 BlueRiBBon[145302]
bgm-24-169-63-182.stny.rr.com
No one ever fucking listens to me. Pick a game like Boxer vs ((Insert Pro's name here)) and youll have about 60 minutes worth of replay to report on. Long Battlereports kickass.

It wasn't bad. At least you oped for Hunters instead of, "LOTS OF MONEY SEX MONEY FOR LIFE." Dagomar was right though make less cannon, make more expo, make more men = make better game. : ]

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#17 Asmodues[145303]
208.31.47.29
Well, since I haven't made my incredibly stupid newbie comment yet, I suppose I should make it in this BR. Not much of a report to ruin, so have fun me!
#18 Asmodues[145304]
208.31.47.29
DUDE WTF U HAXXOR U COULD SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING????????!?!??!?!?!?! YOU CHEAP ASS PILOE OF SHITS HAXXOR!!!!!!!! I REPORT JU 2 BNET U CHGEA!
#19 Asmodues[145305]
208.31.47.29
There it is. MY BR newbie comment. Glad I finally got that done.
#20 Chris[145306]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
You idiot, its called replay.
#21 Berra[145308]
h111n2fls32o814.telia.com
#20: Did you miss the part whener he told you how very serious that post was meant to be? (or am I the newb who didn't get your sarcasm? :)


First, I really don't see how you figured your opponent was a newbie just because he tried to rush you with 3 zealots... The only thing, that you told us about, that could have been done better would be the failed drop.

You say the game was so good, and that you were scared from time to time... too bad you didn't try to implement this in the reoprt. Now the report had a "I will roxxor this n00b ooze" over it. Not exciting at all. A bit of tension does very much for the read. Make us believe you actually are in trouble, even if you ain't.

- Berra
#22 rigbieys[145309]
bbcache-10.singnet.com.sg
If you wanna have a nice BRing career, I suggest you READ MORE! An OK report, but a couple of awkward sentences gave it a 6.
#23 Chris[145310]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
#21: Heh. I've always been edgy. I couldn't figure what to make of it and went for the worst. :P I don't deal with sarcasm very well. :/

Though I wouldn't be surprised if he did hack. His first report said he did.
#24 Daemonlaud[145311]
c211-28-158-163.eburwd1.vic.optusnet.com.au
My drop was somewhat more effective than I was given credit for. With goons packed in behind the minerals, just out of range of cannons, and 2 zealots holding in on each side, to prevent his zeals from doing anything about it, I was able to kill upwards of 50% of Chris' probes before he was able to react.

Thirdly. Yes, mass early cannons, no scouting, no expansion, no units, medium speed tech rush and and mid-game single ship drops (what chris was doing) are pretty 'newb' things to do - but heck, he won. And if it works, well, who the hell am I to argue with a victory screen?

Fourthly - I never said anything to the effect of "you are good". All I said was what I will say again - gg.

WD chris on taking the game, and on making an interesting report out of it./

Cheers;
--DL

#25 Berra[145312]
h111n2fls32o814.telia.com
Chris: I know all too well what you mean. :)

- Berra
#26 Daemonlaud[145313]
c211-28-158-163.eburwd1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Hey Chris - I offer you a rematch challenge any time.

#27 scn[145314]
c-66-41-22-211.mn.client2.attbi.com
all of you shut up, right now
#28 [145315]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Hmmmm. I thought it was a "make fun of the newbies" report at times :)

Anyway, I don't know what the fuck you did with the picture. Why draw seemingly random white lines and crap around your images? It just baffles me. What is it you do? You have your pics. You perhaps open them in paint. Them you go nuts with a 1px pencil?

Game was kind of... Well, cannons :(

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#29 Swiffel[145316]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
"What is it you do? You have your pics. You perhaps open them in paint. Them you go nuts with a 1px pencil?

Game was kind of... Well, cannons :("

See, now THATS funny. ;)
#30 Swiffel[145317]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
WOW, my IP is gay. They should give you my exact address too, just in case you want to send me a bomb -.-
#31 sABOTAGE[145320]
pool-68-161-104-27.ny325.east.verizon.net
eh
#32 Asmodues[145322]
208.31.47.29
Upon reading reactions to my newbie comment, (Which were depressingly few) I have decided to make another one at an undisclosed time. Is it now!? No..... Is it NOW?!
No.... Muhahahahahhahahhaha.
#33 BlueRiBBon[145324]
bgm-24-169-63-182.stny.rr.com
#30 Swiffel[145317]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
WOW, my IP is gay. They should give you my exact address too, just in case you want to send me a bomb -.-


Now thats funny!
#34 BlueRiBBon[145325]
bgm-24-169-63-182.stny.rr.com
That shit around your pictures? Did you try and edit a JPG? usually the 100000000000 different colors of white are put in when you make a jpg and if you try and fill color it cant because every pixel is a different white. I used to do that and it made me think I was ugly.
#35 ZeaL[145328]
cache-da01.proxy.aol.com
Lol, calling an oppenent a newb while he attacks and you mass dts+cannons. Btw why would he say you were good when all you did was beat his attacks with cannons?

well anyways at least you tried. if you can't play on a high enough level to make an interesting game, do as Blue Ribbon says and report a Boxer game or something
#36 Asmodues[145329]
208.31.47.29
Why aren't there any more C&C Generals games out there? I want to see more of them. (Hint hint). By the way, for all you SC reporters. SC is fine. I like SC. REPORT WAR3! They make better reports. There's more good story material, and the battles are usually more diverse and better looking in screen shots. That's just my opinion, but it's MINE so pay attention to it!
#37 DBE)Solo[145332]
dial-2462.walbrzych.dialog.net.pl
lol ook at the screens, tehre is map hack on --;;

http://dbe.xp.pl <- check this.
#38 DBE)Solo[145333]
dial-2462.walbrzych.dialog.net.pl
aw shit, it was from replay haha ^_^. anyway very weird and slow game. build more dragons no cannosc at pvp ;o
#39 solo[145334]
dial-2462.walbrzych.dialog.net.pl
well really very weird game. like chobo style. why u do not make pylon, gate, extractor/2nd gate (when u see what opponent do), dragons, robotics (zealots if 2 gates), obsever, dragons, shutle, bay, river, dragons..........
#40 BlueRiBBon[145337]
65.167.44.40
Did you just call it a River? -_-;;
#41 celix[145339]
px1wh.vc.shawcable.net
good ol' rivers
#42 TheAngel[145340]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
I thought the white weirdo border shit was cool. Now all you need is the ability to write and you got it made, kid.

-Angel
#43 TheAngel[145341]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
P.S. Man my IP KICKS ASS.
#44 rigbieys[145342]
bbcache-15.singnet.com.sg
Mass cannons seems like a pretty newb thing te do, even te a newbie like me :)

( :)=sheepish smile)
#45 IcE-Inforcer[145344]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905475.sympatico.ca
It puzzles me how you made those white borders. Betcha noone else here would be able to make em. Not even ZL, me or CB. Hmmm couldn't have been paint cuz of the circular cutouts.. did you use some retarded 3meg photo editor?

-IcE-
#46 CbK_Chris666[145349]
pluto.goldnet.it
Appreciate the comments, did open up the pics in paint. Tryed to dye it black, but edges made white. Not true about 50% loss of probes. Killed two at most. I apologize about the newb comments. And, finally, those were not mass cannons. So calm down. And I DID win through skill. Sorry again about the pics. I would start doing WC3 but i suck at it. Expect new SC in next report. Thx everyone for the comments.
#47 CbK_Chris666[145350]
pluto.goldnet.it
Used micropictureit. Can make edges by dying sides of images black. And stfu daemonboy. I owned you on that second game before you left. WOuld have made a great breport. Loads of action. ANyway, thx.
#48 samurai[145351]
mod5-ppp94.cvip.net
try a ffa and make em longer ...but otherwise its pretty good.gl.
#49 [145397]
138.227.189.9
To #36 Asmodues
many of the WAR3 BReporters have come from SC-BW it's here where everything begins, except WC2, C&C and other random games
#50 cod[145556]
bdslppp216.sttl.uswest.net
youre a fucking idiot holy shit
not only did your game content blow but you fucked up the report
stop posting this shit, nobody cares if some retarded newbie named "cbk_chris666" wins or loses a pvp game on "the hunters."
#51 CbK_Chris666[145572]
pluto.goldnet.it
fuck u nigga
#52 cod[145715]
idslppp252.sttl.uswest.net
k idiot
#53 CbK_Chris666[145732]
dodds-ce590.eu.odedodea.edu
haha, nigga.
#54 iNsOm[145790]
lsanca1-ar6-4-63-089-139.lsanca1.elnk.dsl.genuity.net
is it just me or does hunters seem to be not much of a 1v1 map? report on gamea or something...screw LT/Mainstream follow in the footsteps of the pro Starcraft Players! report the games on the pro maps.
#55 Napoleic[146245]
h24-87-192-5.vc.shawcable.net
haha this was entertaining, relax cod

CbK_Chris666 I like your attitude, aim me at Napoleic or msg me on bnet, also Napoleic and I'll play you a few games



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