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#1 maareek[154971]
mblt-aa066.gtcom.net
Hope y'all enjoy.
#2 rigbieys[154972]
bbcache-16.singnet.com.sg
First non-author!
#3 maareek[154973]
mblt-aa066.gtcom.net
THAT WAS FAST! holy crap
#4 [154975]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
looks good, approved
#5 maareek[154977]
mblt-ab054.gtcom.net
Just when I was wondering if someone would come along soon, in swoops keanu and saves the day. Heart :)
#6 FlyingSquirrel[154978]
pc-24-151-22-092.newm2.ct.charter.com
That's right, RACCOWNED!
#7 EMS[154979]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
loved the picture at the end... and i've lost to ouch too... don't take it personal

#8 maareek[154980]
mblt-ab054.gtcom.net
You've missed the point, losing to him doesn't matter. But making a game on a rigged map is just gay.

I've never been known as a bm loser, and god knows if I was nobody would play me. ;)

#9 OverTheUnder[154981]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
Not bad:D -8 for not OTU-_- Anywayz, i met ouch a few dayz ago and he seemed so nice:O

Of course, we never really played a game cause he started calling me to gosu. Aparently he had a rep of one of my better games and he lost confidence in himself??:( (it happens to the best of us:O) Now that i think about it, the real reason we didn't play a game is cause i couldn't:O I did end up showing him boxer rush and i told him to be zerg and 12 hatch:D No Chance . I had been practicing it all day^^

I never thought he would do something like this, and it looks like you played pretty dam well maar:D <3



#10 [154983]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
otu aka testie

the report was pretty short, and a pretty bad game to report on, images need quite a bit of work as well...not the greatest thing i've ever seen, but a nice effort none the less. 6

as for the game...[3x] is a good clan? had no idea :O. i watched the rep and apparently he started out with 10k/10k mins and gas, unless you two are actually buddies and were just dicking around that was a very lame thing to do. it was pretty surprising to see him and hikaru in the same "clan"



#11 OverTheUnder[154984]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
lol, god my post looks really conceded^^ ( however you spell it)

cmon, i give this a 7:D

#12 EMS[154986]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
Woah... I thought you were kididng about the rigged map. Maybe when he played me it was rigged too... nahh don't think so.
#13 [154987]
c-67-176-104-160.client.comcast.net
As Keanu said, find better games to report on.

Other than that, it was swell. Nothing spectacular, but nothing bad. The writing in the beginning annoyed me a bit, using online lingo and such, but that's just a personal preference.

I solidly second that six.

Thanks for saving us from the drought maar!





#14 PeaceableGhost[154989]
198.109.221.15
8 for the report quality.

-2 for it being a lame game.

+1 for it breaking a drought.

So, what, a 7? Yeah.





#15 wakiki[154990]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, yeah, I've been banning him from my games ever since I saw that a few weeks ago. He's really just a lame person in general...so bad mannered. Too bad you didn't have screenshots of the conversations before and after, that would have been funnier :) (Ouch was gloating quite a bit)
#16 Lithium[154993]
pool-141-153-48-224.char.east.verizon.net
What?! I did not even get mentioned in this report!? Maar, this is unnacceptable. I give it a 5, mainly because I am not in it. With that being said, <3.
#17 TheCheeseManCan[154994]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
7.5
#18 Sabotage[154995]
pool-68-160-210-248.ny325.east.verizon.net
shot nine times in the face!!
#19 maareek[154996]
mblt-aa040.gtcom.net
<3 (that goes to everybody)

OTU, hanging out on east has corrupted you ;p. Too bad you went afk and didn't get to talk to pj last night...(though he can barely speak english :/)

Keanu, yeah the game was lame. But, we needed a report and I haven't exactly had many good ones recently. ;) On top of that, this one at least had something interesting to it. Ouch and Hikaru were in ED (I actually don't know if it was a clan or what but there or more of them so I'm supposing it was) before ouch joined 3x. Well, I base 3x's skill off of players I've seen from them before. They, at least used to have, a few players who could play at kakarotto's level, which is pretty skilled. And Ouch was just so afraid of losing to a new ffa player (which is weird because I suck at ffa's) that he had to make it on a rigged map.

Lucky, I figured some people wouldn't like the lingo, but it makes some people feel more comfortable when reading the report. A decent tradeoff, I think. Now find some time to get on b.net. :)

Wak, I didn't take any screenshots of the conversation because I wasn't planning on reporting it until I talked to you guys after the game.

Lith, You will make an appearance in my next report, which should come fairly soon. ;)


#20 Desert Demon[154998]
user-0ce2khc.cable.mindspring.com
Whar is mah intervoo?!

Rigging is lame. Ouch should go post in the replays section.

Along with that guy who seems to think my name is all caps, no spaces, and has some derivative of ISHOMOSEXUAL attached to the end.
#21 Mark4[155018]
I'd go with another format that makes for easier reading and less eye strain. Remember, most people wont even bother reading if they think the report color reminds them of thier aunt petunia's wedding dress color.
#22 Dibbler[155034]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
The thing that wonders me: why did he even bother mining. Trying to hide the hack? Anyways, nice to see you report in such a well-mannered fashion maar.
#23 Convider[155039]
HSE-Kingston-ppp329535.sympatico.ca
why am I never around for the br'ed games? :(
#24 Desert Demon[155043]
user-0ce2kjf.cable.mindspring.com
"The thing that wonders me" is rather interesting sentence structure.
#25 [155052]
authorized_proxy4.cogeco.net
-great writing
-Rather nice format/colour scheme
-Images could use some work (read photoshop etc.)
-Game could have been a whole lot better/longer

I'm going to rate you a 7, just out of pure enjoyment. Good work :]
#26 badme[155059]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Wow, Ouch is a bastard. If you had won, I was going to laugh in his face everytime I see him on bnet ;)
#27 maareek[155061]
150.176.83.30
LOL, you still can badme. ;) Isn't it bad enough that I killed like 20+ of his scvs? As well as a few vults. And nothing says "Fuck You" quite like killing tanks with probes (got 4 tanks like that, btw).

Thx for the advice Mark, although I would be interested in knowing how many people HAVE an aunt ptenuia. :p

Thx Dibb, and yeah I think he did that so I might think he wasn't using a rigged map.

Maybe because you're always in some ums or another conv? ;p

It's all the rage in the Netherlands, DD. ;)

Thanks Dag, would you like that oral pleasure now or later?
#28 wakiki[155063]
199.248.178.143
Aunt Ptenuia.

Ant Puh-tin-oo-ee-uh?

Awesome.
#29 maareek[155064]
150.176.83.95
Wow, IE really makes this thing look gay. :( I don't see why, I'm pretty sure I formatted it correctly. Bleh, I blame wak. ;p
#30 maareek[155065]
150.176.83.95
Hah! fixed it! Proof that Mozilla/Firefox > IE. Now you can all bicker amongst yourselves as to just what the problem was. ;)
#31 TwistedNecro[155076]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
lol I don't have an Aunt Petunia or an Aunt Ptenuia, or any other variation of that name. I give you a 6 2/3 + 1/3 for your awesomeness at spelling Aunt Petunia.

I dun wanna grind it into the dirt, all the reasons have been listed above by various other crimin- *looks around scared* I mean, p-people.
#32 Hikaru[155088]
12-221-64-27.client.insightBB.com
Yay Maar you really did it!
#33 Hikaru[155089]
12-221-64-27.client.insightBB.com
....And ouch seems kinda austic so don't go to his house in austin texas 1344 E. lawnsdale drive and kill him plz don't.
#34 InToXiCaNTs[155224]
waproxyb23.msn.com
That post, sir, was bad-ass.

...Damnit! Wheres my axe!
#35 Zerginfantry[155622]
pool-68-238-89-34.syr.east.verizon.net
hahaha, that is so good. Ouch is gay. I rememeber one time we had eash other on friends list's and he would remove me -_-. any ways, nice report.



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