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| Beware thy Holy SCV | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 05/22/99 09:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Problem: Broken Images(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for DisgruntledApe: 6.1875 |   | Once upon a time DisgruntledApe got lazy and decided to abbreviate everything in his Battle Report besides the his favorite part.
Ape and -CD-Snakeyez play a 2v2. Ape and Snake both select Terran just for the hell of it (pub game).
Opponent #1 is Zerg
Opponent #2 is Protoss
Opoponent #2's record is 1-19 or something really good like that.
Well to get the boring first part of the game out of the way lemme just say I killed the Zerg with a tank push after he lurker rushed Snake (it's all about the counter-attack).
We left the extractor though cause the Zerg was an old friend of mine.
Then we pushed the toss guy. He died.
for the REAL battle...
A lone Space Construction Vehicle was ordered by his commanding officer to halt the gathering of minerals and to attack his way to the Zerg outpost. The "brave" SCV was wetting his pants on the way with fright. The SCV see's a sign that says "Entering Zerg Land" and he begins to cry with fear and contemplates disobeying orders and starts turning around in circles. Finally the determined SCV heads into Zerg Land only to encounter...
AN EXTRACTOR???
The SCV considered attacking but figured his chances of survival were slim to none so he requested some backup. A Science Vessel arrived on the scene just in time to deploy the defensice matrix around the lone SCV. With a sudden boost of confidence and morale from the matrix the SCV lunged head first into the Extractor.
Slowly but surely the Extractor's hit points fell down...
But before the last of the extractor could tumble to the ground the Terran and Zerg forces came to terms and agreed upon an alliance. The SCV was happy. He got to go home early.
GG.
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