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Game 1
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Author:L.P.D.
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Date: 08/25/00 11:08
Game Type: Starcraft
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This is my first battle report, and hopefully I'll learn how to do animations, and all that other good stuff after this one, anyways...

After one day of postponement because my CD that had been mailed by my friend did not come in two days, thats what i thought 2 day delivery meant anyways, I finally observed the first game of my tournament. Sorry to the people who played in this game that it took so long, but I've had homework out the ass at school.

This one's for you Hawk.



A picture is worth a thousand words...


Before we started the game, both players said their best race was toss, and after the usual self-degradation insert alt text here insert alt text here toothe game started.

The map was of course, the Lost Temple, with ClockworkGrape choosing protoss and ending up at the 9 o' clock position, and CyanBloodbane!
switching from zerg to protoss at the last second, and landing at the 3 o' clock position.

I love this map


Heh, porcupines float

Ummm...sweet or butter corn, your call.



Cyan scouts with his 7th or 8th probe, and warps in an assimilator at Grape's base. It is not destroyed until Grape masses a small amount of zealots and starts heading over to Cyan's base, giving Cyan the early edge in gas mining. This allows Cyan to begin earlier production of goons.

Grape warps in a few zealots, and heads over to Cyan's base. Cyan has 2 goons and as many zealots ready for an early attack, and after two more goons are warped in and join the skirmish, the zealots are disposed of.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing, and even more when...well, you know.


Cyan then commands a handful of goons over to Grape's base. Grape right clicks on a certain goon, and that certain goon just ran around in circles while his friends all got free hits on the stupid zealots.
Cyan's goon dancing took care of all of Grape's guarding forces.
All the clocks in Pulp Fiction were stuck on 4:20...


Back at Cyan's base, he warped in a robotics facility, support bay, and an observatory. He also researched +1 armor, and then pumped out an observer, which was sent immediately to Grape's base in case of DT's. After the observer was finished, Cyan then decided to make use of his support bay, and made a shuttle, with a reaver to keep it company on the long flight over to Grape's base.
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Although his guarding force has been demolished Grape is still in the game, and at the bottom of his base he warps in 3 cannons, as well as 3 more zealots. The zealots begin attacking the goons, but once again Cyan's microing allows his goons to escape unscathed. Things are looking grim for Grape, and look even grimmer when Cyan's shuttle complete with one reaver fly over and unload contents onto Grape's peon line.

After Grape's probes all explode and utter there last sound, (whatever
it is) Grape then concedes the game and leaves.

And the winner is...


infomercials are funny.


This has been a Production of the


I don't recognize the name, but the...fez is familiar?


P.S. I read a report a long time ago, and someone asked for a Sarah Michelle Gellar pic, so here ya go...
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