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| Anal Storm | | | Author: | | | IP: | ool-18bcXXXX | | Date: | 01/06/01 06:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 7, Min: 7
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Tacticall Productions Present... 
It twas a normal day at ~NoHunters on a bright Saturday Morning. I logged on to see if anyone was on for a 2v2 Battle Report. The Server split from the day before prevented me from working on a Battle Report. With my fingers crossed I joined Clan ~Nohunters. I went down the list... Krebster, :+:SlipKnoT:+:, ~NoHunters, Terran`Terror, etc. My luck did not change from the day before as a brief sign of disapproval hit me. Seeing as there was no one there I soon went out to play pubbies.
Hours later, I relogged onto ~NoHunters after watching Pokemon that day :-). The channel gradually became full with players. I stayed there for a while seeing if someone was going to put up a game. MasturNate had just joined into the channel with about 5 others. He then made a game in pursuit for a 2v2. I quickly joined in to assure myself an observer spot. He questioned me not having seen me before (I'm new to ~NH). As you all know of MasturNate's reputation of being um... impatient (please dont hurt me Nate).
Soon after this short conversation, 4 People had joined. Diogenes'_Dog (who will be rendered was Dog ), WaxAngel (who will be rendered as Wax ), LongRifle (who will be rendered was LRifle ), and I_Hate_Medics (who observed the game along side with me). The countdown had begun... 3, 2, 1 and the game went underway.
The game went underway. The Teams were Nate and Dog (rendered as Team MasturDog ) VS Wax and LRifle (rendered as Team WaxRifle ). We knew this game was going to be intense. We were all anticipating for a very good game. We would all know soon enough...
The Map was Lost Temple and all players had an idea of what they were going for....
Team MasturDog
MasturNate started with an Overlord, then a Hatchery at front, then a Spawning Pool, followed by a Sunken at his ramp, and a Hydralisk Den after an Extractor was finished morphing.
Diogenes'_Dog starts with a somewhat similar BO. He goes for an Overlord at first, then a Spawning Pool , then 2 Hatcheries at his ramp point.
Team WaxRifle
WaxAngel starts off with a Pylon , followed by Double Gateways , and continuously warps in Pylons after to support Mass Zealot.
LongRifle starts off with an unusual BO. He gets Double Barracks , then Double Supply Depots after that. He gets more Supply Depots to support Marines & Medics possibly.
Attack Me Please
All of the members in the game have all found each other either with their trusty probes or overlords. Team WaxRifle target their victim. After finding the Zerg civilization on the bottom outskirts, Team WaxRifle thought it would be best to destroy this encampment as soon as possible. Quick communication between the players gave them the oppurtunity to attack.
At the moment, Dog at the bottom base adds his 4th Hatchery at his expansion. Team WaxRifle gathered their forces and drove in with 2 Zealots, 1 Probe, 6 Marines, and 1 SCV. They eliminated the Expansion Hatchery , as the drone quickly canceled and returned back to base. Dog panicked greatly. He only had 6 Zerglings at his base and his 2 Hatcheries at his front were still morphing.
 Team WaxRifle brought in more reinforcements to ensure their victory against the opposing Zerg. Dog quickly used his Zerglings to stall the units so his Ramp Hatchery could finish morphing. Right when it finished Team WaxRifle charged up the ramp eliminating both Hatcheries . The SCV brought in by Rifle quickly built a Bunker . Dog knew that he would die if he didn't act quickly, so he morphed up 2 Sunkens to prevent movement in and morphed up a 2nd Hatchery next to his first one. While this whole sequence had taken place, Nate merrily shot up the tech ladder by morphing up a Lair in pursuit for Lurkers and then later expanded to his Natural Expansion.
Team MasturDog was at a disadvantage. One partner was not able to communicate with the outside world except through the Zerg Overminds. Nate received information about the Terran/Protoss encampment in front of his fellow Allies base. They plotted to raize this to let the Zerg free.
Nate brought in his 2 Lurkers along with 4 Zerglings and Dog flanked the Bunker by attacking it with 12 Zerglings on the other side. The Bunker soon imploded as bundles of wood collapsed. During this invasion against the Bunker . Wax puts up a Forge , with an Assimilator , and a Cybernetics Core soon after that. Rifle puts up his Refinery , then an Academy while the Refinery was building, and then a Factory as soon as he received 100 gas.
Payback Time
 After the Bunker incident, Team MasturDog took revenge on the Terran reciding at the Top. Nate sent his Lurkers to the top in search of Marine Blood. At the same moment, Rifle had finished his Engineering Bay and started a Turret at his ramp area. His army consisted of 12 Marines, 2 Firebats, and 2 Medics. Nate parked his Lurkers at the ramp to destroy the Turret there. After destroying it, he then tries to creep in through the right side; right past the Marine troops. The Lurkers quickly burrowed as the Marine troops fired at will. Luckily the Terran had Comsat and used this to destroy the Lurkers. The remaining army of the terran consisted of 3 marines and 2 medics.
Maybe Wax Should Get Into the Game Now
As you all know, Wax had not been entirely active in this game so far... Well maybe not not entirely, but WAX THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE! tku :-)
In light of this situation, he thought it be best to put up some Observers (due to Lurker ownage). The waskly Protoss warped in a Robotics and an Observatory along with the Reaver building thingy. Wax also expanded to his Natural.. bringing his units up to defend it. His army consisted of 8 Zealots and 4 Dragoons both at 0-0-1 upgrades.
How Ironic of You
Team MasturDog was not going to give up that easily. They sent their armies to the Terran base to finish him off. At the same time, Dog had finished loading his units into his 3 Dropships and went for Nate's Main. This action led him wide open for an attack (HMMMMMM). When the Dropships went for departure the Zerg rushed into the Terran base (HMMMMMM). It was too late for the Terran to turn back as the Dropships had just finished unloading the units at the Enemy Zerg base.
Wax , seeing that his partner is being greatly assaulted, decides to counter Dog as the brave words from Rifle's mouth uttered..."Counter Blue, Don't worry about me." He took his last breaths of air at his main and then decided that he wasn't going to die that easily and Lifted off his buildings and flew them across over to the Top Left Island.
 During the fall of Rifle , Rifle is destroying Nate's main base with the 3 Dropships of troops he sent earlier and Wax is destroying Dog's base. The action is intense. The Victor cannot be clearly bet on in this situation.
Rifle manages to finish off Nate's main base, but soon after he does Nate brings back his army from the former terran base and destroys the troops back at his main. Nate uses his 2nd Mineral-Only expansion and does not expand back to his main till the end of the game.
He manages to put up his Hydra Den before his Spawning Pool was eliminated. He also puts up 2 Evolution Chambers at his "Main Base" (his first expansion).
On the Otherside of the Map
At the exact same time Rifle was attacking White... Wax attacked the Blue Zerg. His Zealots outnumbered his Dragoons 2-1 so it was particularly easy to destroy the Zergling mass that Dog had collected up (Zealot upgrade 1-0-1 too). Seeing that he had no "air offense".. He then put up a Spire for Mutalisks. Shortly after the units came breaking in 3 Mutalisks had popped out and used its' worms to destroy the Protoss. The Protoss troops quickly retreated to save all the suvivors they could. The ruins of Zerg buildings were spread out everywhere. Wax dealt a great deal of damage, but not enough for Dog to give up. He keeps his production of Mutalisks up.
After the attack, Wax warped in a Citadel of Adun and a Templar Archive followed (later used to produce STORM HEHEHEHEHE).
Time has passed.... Rifle had landed his Command Center at the Top Left Expansion (The CC was the only survivor :'( ). Unfortunately, an Overlord was there to detect his every move so Rifle stayed Neutral.
Nate kept producing his Hydralisk, Lurker, Zergling combo and Dog produced Mutalisk and Zergling combo. At the moment it was a 1v2, Wax decided he was going to need his fellow High Templar friends to get him out of this jam (It's okay I still love you Wax).
 After producing 6 Mutalisks, Dog sends them to Wax's Expansion point.. figuring that his main base had run out of minerals. He goes in and destroys maybe 4 Probes and then withdraws...
Dog he then directs his Mutalisks to annoy Wax greatly using them to micro against his Probes. Moments later, Nate noticed that the Terran had become inidle and had began to produce... so he commanded Dog to redirect his Mutalisks (in the middle of battle) to go fly across to the enemy Terran.
  Weeeeeee Drone 30some wooooooo. HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Have Mercy on Me.... Please?
Looking at the situation and considering the possibilities.... Wax actually had a chance in winning. His Upgrades were high now up to 1-1-3 and his Templar management was incredible... Just one thing.... Minerals please. Wax also understood this situation just as I did :-). He then expands to his Mineral-Only Expansion and puts up 2 Cannons there.
He also needed to destroy some competition as he thought just as I. He sends his army of 8 Dragoons, 3 Zealots, and 2 High Templars over to Dog's base. Nate having seen this decides to counter the Protoss with his Hydralisk and Zergling combo. The battle took place at the Mineral-Only expansion. 2 Cannons, 1 Templar, 1 Archon, and 4 Zealots were there to defend. The Zerg consisted of 9 Hydralisks and 4 Zerglings. With great management Wax used his Templar to storm and morphed up an Archon at back. His Zealots were there for backup... microing them back and forth from the Cannons. Nate kept sending his Hydralisks thinking he could overpower him. Back at Wax's main was intense Warping as Aiur had to warp in a Dragoon every second. Nate finally gave up only destroying 2 Cannons and a few units. The Protoss won this battle.... Now what about Dog's base....
Earlier I said that Wax had sent in his troops to the bottom Zerg Civilization. He then drove into the base.. also controlling White back at his Mineral-Only expansion. Dog had collected numerous amounts of Zerglings too at this point. Around 30 could be found scattered around his base. Because Wax had been too occupied with the White Zerg Assault at his base, he could not use his Psionic Storm in time to destroy the Blue Zerglings he was attacking.
This Time You Die... For Sure..
After the Sequence had finished, The Zerg seeked revenge for their lost ones. The fierceless Protoss had been the one who has destroyed all these lost comrades and they were not going to let him live through this one.
OMFG DIE ALREADY! Wax made it barely alive. His Mineral-Only Expansion was half dead and his Army was annihilated. All he had was 2 Archons and a few High Templars. He knew he was not going to win if he did not get his minerals so he decides to expand to the Top Natural Expansion.
In addition to his Mineral problems, Dog drops off a Lurker at the Cliff right next to the Expansion point and destroys 6 Probes in 2 Spines. Ouchies. Included in this "Lurker Package" came 4 Mutalisks incase of any Shuttles or Observers. Moments Later, Wax retreats off his Probes and sends them to his Mineral-Only Expansion to mine without disturbance.
At the moment, Nate expands to the Top Middle base right next to Wax's expansion (HMMMMM). He later finds this with his Drone.
Dog puts up 2 Expansion Hatcheries at his Naturals.
Nate , after finding the Expansion at the Top, decides to attack it. He sends his Hydralisks and his Lurkers (both at 2-2) to destroy it. They were successful but they also encountered the Protoss Army.
The Protoss managed to hold off that attack, but Nate then again attacked and destroyed the Expansion with no problem.  Nate keeps his Hydralisks at the Expansion and brings over 5 Overlords. He then loads them up for a drop. Luckily for Wax, he placed his Observers around the area and had Corsairs in store (he believed Blue was getting guardians). Due to horrible micro with the dropping Overlords.... Nate was only able to unload a few Hydralisks (around 4). The Cannons had confused the Overlords and they did not know where to drop the Hydralisks. Point: For Wax .
Au Revoir
Seeing as this game was going way too far, Team MasturDog just decided to store up and then attack him with one big finale. Dog started it off by sending 12 Hydralisks and his Mutalisks in to destroy the Mineral-Only Expansion. He was later joined up with Nate coming in with 3-3 Hydralisks which later were also morphed into Lurkers. Au Revoir Wax .
Winner: Team MasturDog
Thank you for reading my BR. Please feel free to comment on the bottom. Please be gentle with me this is my First Battle Report :-).
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