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Server Of The Apes
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Author:CaughtNaked
IP:67.174.2XXXX
Date: 12/20/01 11:12
Game Type: Starcraft
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Server Of The Apes



It was a normal day, I came home from school 'complaining' of a sore throat, merely a conicadence that I had 2 huge tests the next 2 periods, told my mom I needed some rest and hoped on the computer. After browsing a forum or 2 I decided to get on b.net knowing perfectly well that none of my friends would be on. Starcraft starts up and I get to the connection screen and press O on instinct but I realized what a horrible mistake I made the second I finished. I was signing onto the West! Crap! Get me outa here! Realizing that I had to come to far to turn I back I adventured further into this 'west'. I decided to go to NH to see if the westerners had a verison of it, which of curse they did not. Well now what, I thought to myself. I thought a game was the only thing left to do, so I boldly clicked the join button. '1v1@LT' I saw, well that can't be to bad can it? I join the game and am bombarded with anwsers to questions I havnt spoken and being told to 'go' somewhere? Odd I think, this will make for an interesting game.


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With both me and my strange oppentent have selected random and I spawn a hatchery at the 6 o clock position. I then send my drones out and order my overlord to scout the 9 o clock position and continuely pump drones. I then build a hatchery/pool/gas thinking id get speedlings. An SCV now crawls up my base and then promply leaves after being scared off by the icky creep.
Seeing that he was a terran opponent I send a drone to morph into a hatchery at my mineral only for fear of a turbo newbie rush. Who knows what these crazy westerners might do. All is going fine in my camp when a shot is fired and look to see 4 marines and a bunker building. I send in 6 zerglings thinking they would stop this attempt but the bunker completes and I pull back. 12 fresh zerglings pop out and I flank the bunker crushing it. The SCV then cancels the other bunker he was constructing and retreats.
I send in my remaining men to ensure that he doesnt try something like that again and they chase him to his wall in where he is stuck and promply gang raped. Realizing that there are few shots being fired I charge through the wall in and see 2 marines and 2 medics. A short battle engages and the marines are killed promptly leaving the 2 medics to make love to ea... I ignore the medics and go straight for the depos that form the wall in. I raze one, then start on the next but then he sends in a army of SCVs and marines, hmmm odd tatic I think as I put the depo into red and engage the army. The SCVs are too powerful for my remaining zerglings and they are zaped apart in the sexy manner that SCVs do it.
I then build another army of zerglings and morph another hatchery. I send the zerglings in knowning that he will have to construct at least one more depot before he can continue unit production. The army enters his base and is greeted by a few marines, but before my lings get the chance to shred them, he quits. Well humbug, that wasn't very epic. I return to the abandoned NH channel and begin to contemplate my next move. Return to the east or venture farter? As im thinking, I notice something, NH is spelled wrong! I quickly type it in the correct manner and come to a channel full of life and love and peace and idiots and love! It was the east all along! Really makes you think doesnt it..



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