"I WILL be back"
-Heartcutter
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| NOT on LT! oh yeah...my 1st! | | | Author: | | | IP: | h0080c81XXXX | | Date: | 09/20/04 04:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 2, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for SuingForDamages: 1.6667 |   | Hello everybody!
*waits for customary response*
Ah, screw it. Now, tonight, you are treated to a text only report of SC on a map that half of you will have never heard of! kekekekekek- ok, no WilliamWC3 shit to pull here...i dont wanna ruin chances of a ten, though i prolly already have by just creating a br.com name. The map, UNTAMED WILDS! *i d put trumpets here if i could* this map is an anally huge 8 player map from Blizzard. For a pic of it, click here.
~> http://www.battle.net/images/battle/scc/LP/0199/uw.jpg
anyways...lets introduce the players!
Freakish-egged aka me. he really sux. he thinks he can play toss, but he prolly couldnt even give JPaikman a good game. I mean it. i suck that much. I picked brown protoss, and got the left middle start.
my opponent is the very famous, all feared LORD_DRED. No doubt you have heard of him as the new age Grrr...he’s that good. wow, that isnt believable at all. He randomed to orange toss, at the right mid start.
Note- this game was originally a 4:4, but since half the pubbies of starcraft just suck nuts...Like maynard(Montaro), they left in the first seconds of the game.
My Build-7 skout probe, 8 pylon, 11 gate, 11 assim, 12 gate, 13 pylon, 15 core, , 21 citadel, 21 pylon, 23 gate 25 robofac, 25 archives, 25 pylon, 28 observatory, 28 robotix support, 28 nexus at xp north of main, 30 pylon, and 33 forge.
His Build-5 skout probe, 6 pylon, 8 forge, 10 gateway, 12 pylon 2x, 14 gateway, 15 cannon 2x (at east ramp), 18 assim, 23 pylon, (my west ramp), 26 pylon, 27 cannon 3x (my west ramp), 29 pylon (west ramp), 32 cannon (east ramp his main), 32 gateway (west ramp-me), 34 pylon(west ramp-me), 35 pylon (his main), more cannons at my main west ramp...
THE BEGINNING GAME THING-NOOBIE MISTAKES (what else)
I have no idea what the fuck i was thinking...the build order i think sucks. wow. no wonder i will never be as good as god(Mark4/Johnny_Vegas). I had no idea that Lord was cannoning 1 of my entrances in. Wow, I’m a dumbass. it became evident, though, when i sent 5 goons down my ramp and they were met by 5 cannons, that i was in trouble. however, I calmed down, pulled a KaDabra strat and pulled 24 units of vespene out of my ass(imilator). I started Reavers. As my 1st reaver popped out, accompanied by his mother for a little (a shuttle), my expansion built an assimilator n a cannon. my Reaver pounded on a cannon until 6 drunk zealots, who didn’t like the punkass kid reaver tearing up Lord’s lawn with its blue cherrybomb like things. So they charged up my ramp into my main. Now, i realized how noobish he was. after he charged up the ramp. instead of targeting the reaver, he attacked a pylon first, then chased a goon around my base while his zeals were getting picked off by my other 4 goons. my reaver went back to attacking the cannons, and MORE zeals came, but he wised up to my plan, and got the reaver to 51 health before running his remaining zeal away. This went on for a while, but he finally killed my reaver. I then proceeded to make another, and produce 2 dark templari (thats latin, bitch.) from my gateways.
THE END GAME-wow, he really sucked
My reaver/goons and Lords zeals played tag for a little while, and I made new goons to get free hits at newly warping cannons from the high ground. I tried to keep him concentrated there because my shuttle was about to unload some mofucken beastage. thats right. 2 dts. it was really just a probing attack, but he had absolutely no minline detection. it really is fun to see 2 dts rape 25 probes, a nexus, 2 gateways, a cycore, and any chances Lord had to win. He tried to last ditch attack me with 24 zeals, but have you ever seen 24 zeals go up against a 5 dt ramp wall with 15 goons behind?
1 word. KEKEKEKEKEKEKE. GG, LORD_DRED.
Well, thats mah 1st...be on the lookout for another of mine featuring me as the observer who lands his cc and starts building! and it might have pictures if photoshop will fuckin work.
THiS HAS BEeN A SUINGFORDAMAGeS PRODUCTION.
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btw. thats filler, cuz the game sucked. hard. balls. |
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