| #1 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10652] |
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| hey mark this is not at all how I aligned my text. WTF is going on? Anyhow does the default editor not recognize spaces? Damn it I wrote a nice BR please look into that shit... |
| #2 Mark4 (1Cust75.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net)[10654] |
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I'm pretty sure this falls into the "drunk pitt BR" category. Once you sober up you'll realize everything lines up fine (prepares to edit the report so it actually lines up).
"I'll cover you move!" |
| #3 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10656] |
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| really? pitt, weren't you the one that promised youd br a game I played, and barely squeked out a victory as terran vs toss on dire a few days ago? Who was it that I played....hmm..STEP FOWARD! I'll go look at the screen shots |
| #4 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10657] |
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| mmang I dunno what yer talking about dux0r :) But mark honestly I just spaced most of my test so that it was centered and a lot of indents and "tabs" are missing. That's all that I mean. I guess there's not much to really "fix" it just pisses me off that it doesn't look the way I submitted it :( |
| #5 -=Judicator=- (cx237983-a.msnv1.occa.home.com)[10661] |
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| This BR ruled =) pretty funny =D |
| #6 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10662] |
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| LOL pitt you are one sick fuck. I loved it. |
| #7 Whoop (pool0576.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[10664] |
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10 !! i give it a 10. Go michigan state!
Lurkers are damn hard to stop especially when they are in the hands of an expert lurker man like pitt. For instance if u are toss he will scourge your observers and laugh as u helplessly wish u had comsat.
I figured out an equation. Ok Pitt > Ghost > 1500 toss which means whoop should be 1700 !@! Damn i rox! Oh yeah and Orc must be 1980 cos he beat me today!@!
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| #8 Blank (132.hartford-03-04rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[10665] |
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Hhhmmm, I'm 3-0 versus Orc, so if Orc>Whoop>Pitt>Ghost>1500....
Good lord, I'm off the scale....
Blank |
| #9 [FLS]prozerran (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[10675] |
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Dammit I'm like 5827952-0 versus Blank so if Blank>Orc>Whoop>Pitt>Ghost>1500....
I must be a map-hacker.
BP
=) |
| #10 JSH (nscs40p10.remote.umass.edu)[10676] |
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| I suck, so I must only be 1501. |
| #11 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10677] |
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Notre Dame football is good this year....
TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously bob davie sux a mean moose cock right now! Oh well, hey Mark is there anyway I can edit my report to fix stupid little grammatical errors? |
| #12 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[10678] |
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You can try this new process I've been working on. It's called "writing sober". I'm not sure if it's actually possible though.
Email me any corrections =p |
| #13 pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10679] |
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Ok Mark will do.
To anyone that's interested I'm going to be writing a crazy report soon of a very good terran v protoss or zerg v terran game. If I get a good enough opponent for either of these two matchups, the screen shots and battle highlights should be very cool. Also I know how to use picture editors and I also have the necessary web space to store massive amounts of pictures, but I've been to lazy to produce any :) So look for those in the next report. I think it'll be around the lines of "A Clockwork Orange."
Peace. |
| #14 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[10688] |
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Pitt, you should be a playwrite! Bravo! Bravisimo! Bravtastic! Fandidilyastic!
I give it the following rating (-46.32 being the worst, 23.56 being the best):
Originality: 20.09
Monty Python Reference done well: +5.34
Not soundin drunk enough: -2.54
Overlord fart jokes: -3.45
Funny musical score: +1.23
Pictures: -5.67
Using YRM's gay-ass shitty style that sucks: -0.01
you didn't)
Having Speech Balloons on the Reavers: -5.67
Overall funnyness: +5.67
Now to calculate: X=5.67 x Y(2.54 - 1.23)/Z(-0.01 x 20.59)
This gives you a final score of X-147.324 out of BIGMAC/Calories x Taste.
Good job... (wait a second... I'm a rater, couldn't I just rate it?)
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| #15 ~DOA~ (ideabox1.bestbuy.com)[10689] |
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| NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL SUCKS!!!! |
| #16 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip158.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10691] |
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| #17 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10692] |
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| Blank, I believe I said you we're an easy 3000-4000 on the ladder. Hasn't anyone even considered that ghosts 1500 toss opponent could have been a ladder bug like mine, or maybe an abuser? |
| #18 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip158.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10693] |
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| #19 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[10696] |
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Actually Rhetard, I was laughing at your porno post... I always laugh when someone says, "That reminds me of the time..." and goes on to say something totally unrelated and inappropriate. You can't blame Mark4 for not wanting you to post like that on this particular site, but I'm sure he got a chuckle out of it too.
Maybe if something like that ACTUALLY happened to you, you wouldn't be ranting about "sheeple" and "ass kissers"... you'd be like... "ah... isn't the world a beautiful place?"
Anyway, I'm just kiddin' around wit ya... I think you liked my reports in the past, and I'm kind of happy that you'd defend me against "clones" in some of your posts.
In conclusion... repeat after me:
"I yam amaazing!"
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| #20 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip158.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10699] |
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| #21 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip158.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10707] |
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| #22 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[10709] |
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Why don't you tell us what you think?
<B>It doesn't MATTER what you think!
TheROLE says, click those monkey ass banners and come right back after it's done loading!</B>
If Johnny did what you said PR, you'd click the adds and no one would see you for days, and then you'd need a new keyboard and monitor cleaning solution... that's no good at all... get those hairy palms busy and click the adds. |
| #23 Reggaeoncrack (207-172-145-158.s31.as6.fdk.md.dialup.rcn.com)[10710] |
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my opinion counts the most, so just ignore all the other comments :P
anyways, the BR was Booooooooooooommmmmbbbbaaasstttticcccc!!
yummy like lemon meringue,
reggaeoncrack |
| #24 ronin (stn22.esf.edu)[10736] |
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| umm my opinion counts too god damnit! pitt owns. and whoop = 2100 at least. ice has to get somewhere around 2400 though. i just sux... |
| #25 Slicer (ip215.portland12.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[10748] |
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Woah... someone else actually used the term "sheeple"... B&H fan are ya Phuckin?
Anyway, Pitt, you will destroy your liver and your brain if you keep writing drunk. :) |
| #26 OrcManiac (ppp051.117.mmtl.videotron.net)[10750] |
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Muahahahaah funny report pitt :)
and blank u are 3-0 vs me but i was zerg so that dont count ok? if u say no i discc so u dont get victory anyway :/// so ur 0-03 vs me muahahaah im 1980 wheeeee |
| #27 Blank (142.hartford-08-09rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[10759] |
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heheh WE REMATCH THEN!!!!! TO THE DEATH!!!!!!! =]
or something... |
| #28 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10761] |
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| Blank you whore !!!!!!!!!!! Heh you're going down your zerg < that of a dead monkey!!!!!!! DIE! |
| #29 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[10762] |
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| Blank you whore !!!!!!!!!!! Heh you're going down your zerg < that of a dead monkey!!!!!!! DIE! |
| #30 Mr. Merf (dial-up211.twistedpair.net)[10774] |
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| The report rocked... but the comments were better.;-) |
| #31 -=Elminster=- (lennon.vianet.net.au)[10822] |
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| uhm im 0-102512385013805103 vs everyone here, so i must be rated 0.00000000000000000000001 8( |
| #32 +Goofy+ (139.182.170.84)[10854] |
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OK -- so I clicked on the banner, got JV his dime, and now
. . .
DAMN Pitt! A lurker morph blockade! Absolutely Sublime!
(and I can play my guitar like a motherF&%$ing riot . . .) |
| #33 Ice (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[10875] |
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Ronin just rocks... so did the report.
... and the comments.. OH YEA!!! |
| #34 DamnSexyLatin (host-209-215-29-23.mia.bellsouth.net)[10935] |
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| I've also not beaten almost any1 who's posted on this br (cept GHOST when he left in the middle of a game in which i was smacking his terran down with my zerg with a mutie attack then i had to pause and go get my pizza) so that would mean that I am a decent player and If you ever see me on bnet msg me and I'll smack you so I can be a better player :) |
| #35 Von Doom (speed1.volvo.se)[10971] |
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If ya want U can beat me..
everyone does that..
even my cats..(at sc, they jump around on the keybord when I play..)
Kewl report..
Funny! I almost never read new ones w/o pics but this was worth the effort..
I rate it:
"8.6 Moo" |
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