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"I may be in the minority here but the thought of Heartcutter in a tub of chlorinated water splashing about with some moistened tarts trying to (apparentely) gain some sort of sexual favor in order to procreate truly frightens me. Little Heartcutters....((shivers)) makes Blair witch look like disney."
-Thundercracker




#1 Ehh... (1Cust163.tnt3.cle1.da.uu.net)[15459]
Someone's sense of rhythm is non-existent.
#2 Well (1Cust163.tnt3.cle1.da.uu.net)[15460]
Rhyme & rhythm. You know.
#3 Anonymous Bastard (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[15468]
You suck if you play hunters.
#4 Anonymous Bastard (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[15469]
You suck if you play hunters.
#5 Bob the Newt (dt030n35.tampabay.rr.com)[15470]
Ummm a 1?
This obviously had at least some effort put into it.
#6 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[15471]
hey, didnt i see this report earlier this week? Oh....wait...that was a different one...that would make this one...well.. A COPY!!!

BLuRReD

#7 phYscHo (24.66.200.212.ab.wave.home.com)[15478]
it not that bad

there was a poem one on earleir it was better but this one still got some trying in it

at least a 4-5
tough people






#8 (real.nauticom.net)[15487]
Quality counts... but with me, so does effort. I give it a few bonus points for that. Going to rate it now.
#9 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[15493]
This battlereport, on a scale of quality, would get a one. On a scale of effort however, it'd get a 9. You tried to do somethnig you obviously can't do.

Like me with pulling my ass out of my chair.

#10 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[15504]
I'm flattered.
#11 Sp|nE (dialup10-22-pri.voicenet.com)[15533]
Hrmmm i think it deserves a 5 or so, at least he tried =p
#12 Necrosausage! (N162P022.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[15545]
this BR is kinda cool, I will give it a 5...

Dont get overboard with trying new stuff tho, the next person will type his BR in braille just to be the first one to do this...

#13 probe (dt120nd6.tampabay.rr.com)[15581]
are you people incredibly stupid or something?
this is a POEM
its hardly a battle report

8

-probe





#14 Cashew-of-Doom (sktnsk01d05110174.sk.sympatico.ca)[15767]
Things to remember in rhyming poem, since I don't htink this was supposed to be abstract literature ( if there is such a thing ).
Rhyming must always occur. Not just usually, but always.
Verses should be roughly the same length.
It should still make sense.
Some tips.






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