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#1 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[20144]
Oh weird.
#2 Dead_Dragon (user-2inik3n.dialup.mindspring.com)[20145]
Heh heh heh. lol. Damn, that was funny. Nice writing too.



#3 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[20149]
My stomache is hurting from laughter.

ROFLMAO!

#4 loserboye (BESS3.cbe.ab.ca)[20151]
i hurt my head falling on the floor with laughter
very nice
#5 GhOsT~LiZarD (2Cust24.tnt2.tco2.da.uu.net)[20156]
HAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS, POST MORE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFLAMO!!!! But seriously though, I totally raped Kadaru =]
#6 IceD-Tree (charlotte.TCNJ.EDU)[20159]
Kad's reports = ownage

Just wondering, do you think these reports will get ghost or kak to post some actually
good B-reports??? Only the future can tell...

And Ghost... TOSS > TERRAN =p




#7 upgradedkakaru (the real one) (s128.paris-53.cybercable.fr)[20160]
bah, this one wasnt as funy as the last
#8 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[20162]
heh I guess Ghost should've realized that Toss>Terran after I smacked him down with 23 gates zealots in front of 4 observers. =P
#9 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-60.raex.com)[20163]
Hey how bout voting me a 10 now fls :)
#10 [5th]Krebster (spider-wb061.proxy.aol.com)[20165]
hahahahahahahahahahah thats all i have to say about that
#11 Snowreaver (206.152.157.250)[20166]
You need to stop these funny reports. I've been forced to bar my door and fend off the men in white coats with a hole-puncher.
#12 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net)[20168]
Even if this <italics>was</italics> written by Kadabra ... it still had me roflmao ... very fine piece of work here. However, I was using my observer hack and was also watching the game. You totally forgot to talk about how they fought over the islands using CC ramming and than Kadizard's ran out of fuel and died and is now in the bottom right corner island blocking your hatchery, CC, or Nexus. Also, he never turns his hacks off so you can never destroy it. Damn that Kadizard.
#13 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net)[20169]
TERRAN OWNS TOSS
#14 Annie47 (spider-th062.proxy.aol.com)[20171]
LOL
#15 Melfuaru-[a1] aka Ko[b]ull (sdn-ar-002inindiP332.dialsprint.net)[20182]
TERRAN > TOSS SUCK THAT U BASTARDS! Mogalin is my bitch =D that wasnt THAT funny of a game..
#16 Inadequate (cic-proxy02.firstunion.com)[20184]
=]

sweet report

This proves terran>zerg>terran, once and for all.



#17 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[20187]
Yeah, well terran>zerg>terran>toss<zerg>terran<toss>zerg<zerg>terran<terran=toss
So ha!
#18 Dabel (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[20204]
Ok... this thread is getting gayer then Bob's reports. Anyways... I'm a big fan of satire and these last two peices are FUNNY. You're got a fan here kad.
#19 Darth~Gracie (84.richmond-01-02rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net)[20216]
What, neither one did the dreaded engineering bay rush or equally as dreaded straight turret rush.
#20 [wo]ohoo (pool0205.cvx2-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[20224]
the scvs in my bunkers would kill u all! they repair from inside too! HAHAHA they own u should try =)
#21 znzf (24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com)[20241]
cause i only play fridays am i totally tuned out in the sc universe ? what does roflmao mean... rolling on the floor laughing making an orio?
#22 DFA (spider-tk043.proxy.aol.com)[20252]
HAHA..that was a riot, the conversations totally made that report. Great Job with the writing and humor!
ROFLMAO

DFA
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!



#23 DFA (spider-tk043.proxy.aol.com)[20254]
No wait

ROFLMFAO

#24 Macdonough (dial208-184.star-telegram.com)[20257]
I give this a 12 for the highly conspicuous reference to malt liquor. = )
#25 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[20271]
Hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahha
ROFLMAO
dammit kad this was too funny.

#26 bAd_heD_aKE(OT) (cacheflow.ici.net)[20276]
Awesome br
I definitely picked up no worthwhile tactics, however it did make me smile.

bAd_heD_aKE(OT)
Los Risuenos Lobos



#27 (relay.atinc.com)[20277]
It's too bad Ghost-Lizard's heckling drove Dev into retirement, caz I really think he'd love this report.

I've been harassed by Kakaru in the past for games and reports and stuff, while Ghost is a non-stop smack talker... I wish I could have seen this game and reported it as accurately as Kakaru seems to have.

BTW never play a FFA with Kak, he's a bastard.
#28 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-20.tusc.kent.edu)[20282]
Dont you mean "never play a FFA with KAD?" I mean I am the king bitch of ffa bastards. Plus Im the one that reported this. You did know that...right?




And just as a side note, why is it that 3 raters have looked at this and not voted on it? Come on guys lets see some 10's!
#29 ccf-22 (hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com)[20284]
a fucking ten man ten ten ten this shit is totally funny keep this stuff comming raters give it a ten do it or the god of malt liquor shall smite the :D
#30 Ronin~ (stn03.esf.edu)[20285]
since i am supreme ruler of nohunters and all i give it a 10. hehe kad i luv ya, how many other truely sarcastic bastards are there out in the world! we must stick together hehe. nice report, it's always nice when people do stupid things and get called on em :]

R~
#31 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[20291]
I can't rate for some reason.
#32 (strangers.bragg.ar[20299]
LOL. Ghost>All you silly peons.

Bob, check your email for a new rating password.
#33 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20303]
kakaru goes mass 3/3 bc from 1 base and wins =[
#34 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[20379]
yeah but ghost's 12 marines that owned 12 carriers before will come again and beat the living shit outta your BC with their remaining 9 hp suffered from stim.
#35 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[20563]
~B~

heh... tis was funny

Ever do an offensive bunker or an offensive photon cannon on someone but accidently built Terran Turretz against probez/scv/dronez and non flying buildingz?! It workz!!! I had this on guy begging for forgivness.



Boyd
#36 Mr. Merf (dial-up215.twistedpair.net)[20895]
Ye gods, that was good! I'm glad there was noone around to hear my cackling...

BTW, thanks for telling about the superstimmed marines. I'll have to utilize it;-) (How do you get them down to 9, again?=)
#37 wakiki[155053]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Funny stuff. Show's up in Bob's link from the HOF though :)

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