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#1 Gutiarzan (t62202.turbonet.com)[20474]
You guys are getting slow on the comments....

Great report. I love this MOTW stuff.

Guitarzan



#2 Rupeo (1Cust138.tnt9.sfo3.da.uu.net)[20476]
Aw man, this report owned. It was hillarious, and the flinstone allusions were very fitting.

I saw things I havent seen before... 3 CC inside main just for comstat and supply, 20 gates! Wow. I need to practive macro.

I wasnt aware of these MOTW reports and now Ill have to go check them out. Hope most of them are as good as this cool ass report.

Ive played several enjoyable games on this map, though none of them turned into BGH style games, that may have just been becuase the players involved did not exploit the situation. I found the minerals annoying, and probably didnt make enough use of them.





#3 Sid6.9 (1Cust124.tnt1.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net)[20478]
Dude two thumbs and toes way up. Man this battle report kicked ass.

I love the concept of doing the map of the week battle report. Keep it up, it's good to see players using a new map to show others it in hopes of getting people off BGH, but then of course most BGH players probably don't visit here all that much I bet. I hope no one tries to steal this idea from you and start posting them before you can. And if they do, it better be one helluva report!

Now all your missing is the time elapsed Mini-map at the bottom and/or maybe a java trick or 2 would put you way over the top, not that this wasn't cause I was laughing my ass off. In fact I'm just putting it back on now.

Gotta say this report should get no lower than a 9.5

Great job

Sid6.9-"Not just a name, but a tasty treat too!"









#4 jeezumcrow (svweba03.statestreet.com)[20497]
hehe, real funny, good work!
#5 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-84.raex.com)[20521]
I totally dominated that game :)
#6 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20536]
I don't like domination games. Since kad sucks, he must be hacking. He always gives up at the end of ffa right before he could win.
#7 Headless_Clown (cr647412-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com)[20587]
Those 4 nukes were awesome...actually the game wasn't too bad, but it pretty much only consisted of me throwing units at kad's trench of doom while getting nuked and tanked up the ass...without 20 gates i would have been SOOOO toasted...hopefully the next MOTW will be something a little more...sane. The layout of the map was fine just the insane amount of min/gas (5000 patch/15000 geyser i think) Anyway, I disced on purpose, huk huk, let the accusations begin =) (i think kad'll say how he was dominating and was slowly bringing me down...however, with less than half the mins gone and an hour and a half into the game, it was not going to be done any time soon) Great report as usual mr.
You always have interesting ways of reporting the game =)

Lurking in the sideshow,
Headless_Clown



#8 [MrFurious] (bha3-s10.mtl.colba.net)[20598]
I don't believe there really was a dominator in this game, the only reason why Kad would think so is that you both kept attacking in precisely the ways he was defending against. Doom kept sending tanks to die north and you kept sendings goons to his line. Had anyone attempted air or drops or kinky stuff I don't think he would be claiming victory.
#9 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-76.raex.com)[20608]
Feh with the amount of gayweb and temps i had theres no way a drop would have worked. I was expecting one too after the first 20 failed attack on my line :

And yes clown you were dead :P I was about to recall all my goons right into your base the same time doom was bringing down your expantion.

#10 Fractal_Wave (24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com)[20619]
I think it's safe to say I dominated that game.

Nice report, and that sunken push owned. That falls under the catagory of 'Fractal knows he is doomed. Fractal might as well have some fun with it"

All the best,
Fractal_Wave

#11 Dark~Ferret (fw5500.twtradepublishing.com)[20710]
Mr.Furious, YouAreMyRoleModel - Map of the Week Reports!

'bout time we saw this creativity, I've gotta look now at your previous Reports in this series.

New Maps make BW worth playing!

Party on!

D~F
#12 [MrFurious] (pega.globetrotter.net)[20731]
Thanks Dark,

But huh... there is only one other report on these...



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