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-Johnny_Vegas




#1 ~Talon~[25039]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
GIVE IT UP FOR ME! THE GOSUEST OF ALL GOSUS!
#2 [25040]
1Cust32.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net
The author is one redneck chobofucker!

heh heh

#3 ~Talon~[25041]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
I didn't even read it after the third line.
#4 ~:~Templar~:~[25042]
modem36.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
I posted this as an exaggerated joke against the Terran Race. Don't take it so seriously =(
#5 Drefsab[25043]
rc119.Rmax2.globalsite.net
Okay, this is a dud. Its a shame too cuz it probably took this guy awhile to write this.

Dref

#6 [25044]
dialup-209.244.211.246.Washington2.Level3.net
Nice effort, but it went a little far in the realistic colloquial dialogue department. I'd work better as an aural report...otherwise it's just too tedious to read and enjoy.
#7 ~:~Templar~:~[25045]
modem1.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
Actually it didn't take me all that long. I wrote it in normal speech but then I used a dialect converter to change it to redneck. I don't really care if I get a bad rating, just wanted to see what everybody would think. It's obviously a flop.
#8 ~:~Templar~:~[25046]
modem1.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
BTW, forgot something.

I do plan on making a real story on here about the Terra-Psi project, about deserted forces from the Terrans and the Protoss and their conquest against the Zerg. It'll be somewhat in the format of .Praetor's work but I can assure you there won't be any plaigarism, just the idea came from him. If there is anything that mixes with .Praetor's reports please tell me and I'll change it to avoid conflict

~:~Templar~:~



#9 BLuRReD{Sky}[25047]
209.57.26.2
HA HA HA

Ah Rekon Dis Hers Raport Suked Sum ass.

BLuRReD



#10 BLuRReD{Sky}[25048]
209.57.26.2
just jokin man...it was cool that you tried something different..much respect for that :) Little too hard to tolerate to read though..

BLuRReD

#11 Alita99[25052]
proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com
Sound like Charlie Gordon was sent to outer space instead of out on the streets...

Now was this before or after the operation for Algernon?
=p




#12 [25088]
1Cust119.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net
Just to be clear, I did sorta enjoy it in a twisted way.
#13 ^~CrOnO~^[25111]
ts1-25.f1805.quebectel.com
I'm french, and I normally understand english 99%, but I can say this was almost impossible to read for my small brain =(

Gotta try again bye

#14 Celedor[25239]
203.172.6.112
Ack! I just realized I read thru pattern recognition. My reading speed dropped way low.. and I didn't bother finishing it.

#15 Fractal_Wave[25283]
24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com
lofl, but well-nigh impossible to read.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave


#16 Krebster[25303]
spider-wj061.proxy.aol.com
If you follow the punctuation correctly you can understand it. . . it's actually pretty funny
#17 ~:~Templar~:~[25313]
modem46.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
Now I just wish the BR.com raters would get to my other report. They rated stuff that came in after it but not that one. Anybody?



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