| #1 Ihhi[25738] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-97-195.tmns.net.au |
| Woohoo! First comment! |
| #2 LOSER[25740] |
| spider-we034.proxy.aol.com |
| GOOD JOB. Y DIDN'T HE USE SOME GHOSHES? HHHMMM I GUESS HE DIDN'T U WERE TOSS. |
| #3 Laean[25745] |
| dialup-63.209.90.85.LosAngeles1.Level3.net |
| Hehe these reports are funny! Keep them coming man, and I hope you never run out of those sex jokes! |
| #4 Chronobored[25750] |
| CWIP-T-005-p-107-186.tmns.net.au |
| What Laean said |
| #5 TheCabbit[25754] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| my eyes MY EYES my POOR POOR EYES =( |
#6  [25767] |
| relay.atinc.com |
Maybe that's why it's been orange all this time... er...
Not bad, but how on earth did you let him sit there and build 36 turrets and 36 wraiths without killing him first? |
| #7 The O[25770] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
LOL
Yeah I wont even tell you about the time it turned neon green =)
About those Turrets. I saw him turtling so I figured "He's Terran, What could he possibly do? So I thought I could take up the rest of the map and out resource him. I didn't think he would build nothing but wraiths! Also take into consideration the fact that we both suck...."
Cabbit:
Man, your eyes hurt after both reports? Wow. At least you still read this one after the last =) Thanks for the support guys, and no, someone as twisted and as sick as I am will never run out of sexually depraved jokes!
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| #8 Fox^1[25773] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
I just fell violated reading this report. Thats why I never give out to much information on the net. Because of all the weird people that played in this game. Not bad though but not good 7.0-
Fox^1 |
| #9 The O[25775] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Violated? Wow. It's great to see that it illicated such a strong response. Well whatever it gets it can't be worse than some of the marks from my last one. I don't care what I give out on the net though. I mean, what's someone going to do with the info? Why would they waste their time with a punk like me? Oh well. Just aquote for you Foxy.
"The man that claims he lives in a world of weirdo's, finds himself in a house of mirrors."
Oh and looser, thanks for the support. We should have another chess challenge sometime soon. |
| #10 The O[25781] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
| Great, just great. Mark 4 has to release not 1, not 2, but 3 reports starring Xds~Grrr...! Shit. I mean seriously go read em' but hell everything else will pale in comparison. Damn bastard =) |
| #11 Fox^1[25807] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
I just fell violated reading this report. Thats why I never give out to much information on the net. Because of all the weird people that played in this game. Not bad though but not good 7.0-
Fox^1 |
| #12 Fox^1[25809] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
Well now a house of mirrors. I see that you are very sensitive about your reports. If I hurt your feelings I am sorry maybe I could send you some flowers or something. Good lord give feedback and get bit in the ass for it. Ya at least it wasn't as bad as the comments on your last BR. Be thankful O!!!!!!!!!
Fox^1 |
| #13 The O[25810] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Fox, Fox, Fox. Shit man, I was just joking. So who's sensitive? I enjoy the feedback, both the good and the bad. I'm not knocking you for saying something negative about the report. I was poking fun at your paranoia about the net. Nothing else. I want people to criticise what I do, that way I can improve. I agree with you, it's not a great report. And never, never take anything I say seriously =) I mean come on. This is Starcraft not a job evaluation or anything. Anyways, have fun and check out the ie2v2 final reports, they are quite good.
The O |
| #14 Fox^1[25811] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
Ya man I did Mark4 gets to do these reports NOT FAIR!! I knew your joking I just thought I would poke fun back. I don't take it seriously, we are Starcraft players. I mean if we did take stuff seriously we would either kill lots of people or kill ourselves. Don't stop writing though, at least people think your worthy enough to warrant a keep writing from me. Most people get the "PLEASE IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE SURVIVAL OF MANDKIND YOU WILL NOT EVER TOUCH YOUR KEYBOARD TO WRITE A BR!"
Fox^1
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| #15 Krebster[25835] |
| 216.20.43.13 |
| Pease tell me the "D" stands for die^^ |
| #16 The O[25847] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
LOL, not quite Krebster. Keep guessing though. It's real "Hard" to figure out.
The O |
#17  [25850] |
| ncache1.ford.com |
| Does the "D" stand for the nickname of Richard? I am sorry to report that I liked the last report alot better. But as a porn star you probably expected that from me. The orange joke was good. Unfortunately, there are plenty of decent battle reports out there. The way to distinguish yourself is to go back to your old depraved style. |
| #18 Aiur4Hire[25853] |
| helios.compusa.com |
the d...hmmm...could it stand for...die or dipshit...or sip...or dumbass
any of the above score hits? |
| #19 Aiur4Hire[25854] |
| helios.compusa.com |
| just kidding man...the report was humorous...nice survival skillz...i hate terran turtlers...grrrr....you should have just expanded and set 100 supply of corsairs in a circle patrol around his base and starved him... |
| #20 TheCabbit[25866] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| It's still funny O-man =] Hehe, you need to lay off the playboys for a little bit... =P hehe |
| #21 The O[25870] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
LOL, yeah my old depraved style is more appealing, but not to most reviewers. T.T.Boy: Your the only guy that liked the last one! I'm about to put up my report entitled "SCV rush With Sloppy Seconds" Then it will be back to the sick and depraved. Fuck what the other reviewers think. Who needs em' anywyas?
The O |
| #22 The O[25871] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
| And nope, still haven't gotten the D in D-Hard yet. Keep guessing. I'll give you a hint. Richard is pretty "close" |
#23  [25878] |
| strangers.bragg.army.mil |
I bet it stands for die, as in "DIE chobofucker for soiling my beautifull site with this semi=literate worthless crap." Or maybe not. If we ever play I'm going to insist you keep both hands and any household appliances with small openings on the keyboard. =]
These reports are like saturday morning cartoons. You wouldn't admit to any of your peers you watch them, but you still enjoy them when you do. |
| #24 The O[25898] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
LOL, actually in reality I'm a pretty normal guy. But normal is boring. I mean, who wants to read normal? I'm here to entertain, not enlighten. Just like the good ol' saturday morning cartoons. And Semi Literate? I should hope it's a bit better than that! Either that or my post secondary education is for naught! For naught I tell you! LOL, yeah I'd like to play someone of your caliber Mark4. I'd probably get my ass kicked from here to sunday though... If you thought this report was in bad taste, read the new one "SCV attack with sloppy seconds". I just put it up. I have to say it's pretty bad. Probably not worth more than a 4. But I just gotta be differnt. I gotta. Really I do. And no Still haven't guessed the D =)
The O |
| #25 Barage[25960] |
| dialup-63.210.78.222.Atlanta1.Level3.net |
Alot better here. I didn't get the very first part (I get slow sometimes, though :P), but the rest was funny.
"Were we about to witness the brillant, and surely poetic speach of CYBERPORN for the first time? I mean, how can a man aquire a name with such eloquence as CYBERPORN without being as cunning as a fox? No, alas he simply quit. "
LOL
Oh btw, Terran are known for turtling for a reason; they can do ALOT under one. Getting expansions isn't their key to winning; it's killing yours (i.e. with 30+ wriaths). That's why I never trust a terran that still has access to 2 working mineral patches. Nice carrier dancing, btw, and keep it up. |
| #26 The O[25962] |
| ts033d43.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Thanks for the comment Barrage. Even though no one will read a comment this old, what the hell. Yeah the bastard almost got me with the mega wraith trick.
Wraiths + 2 comstats = pure evil
Notice a trend here?
First report 3 reviewers
Second report 1 reviewer
Third report 0 reviewers
I guess they can't keep up with me =) |
| #27 Fox^1[25999] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
I read comments that old, but of course that is because I do nothing else.
Fox^1 |
| #28 The O[26002] |
| ts036d44.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Well Fox, I guess that says something now doesn't it....
LOL you should get a job with clueless managers, that let you have an internet connection. Works great, hell I get paid to read this stuff (or, so to speak). LOL, that is until school starts again monday, when I fail all my classes dur to my starcraft addiction. |
| #29 Fox^1[26004] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
I am the clueless manager. HAHAHAHAHA I do nothing that's why I can comment on battlereports till the cows come home
Fox^1 |
| #30 tff~skullbattalion[26014] |
| hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com |
| d stands for dick! i had to say it. oh and i do get paid to read this stuff. hehe good br its not crap but its fun to read. keep it up |
| #31 The O[26019] |
| ts036d44.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Give the man a prize!
"How hard is it?"
"Dick Hard"
A little running joke
The O
"Being an egg has got to suck"
"Why?"
"Well it takes 10 minutes to get hard, but only 3 to get soft, and you have to get laid by your mother!" |
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