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#1 Deathbringer[28011]
r18.tcs.tulane.edu
First comment!

comp = no manner for observer :(

#2 T_Mac[28017]
ts7-68t-1.idirect.com
I ALMOST want to thank you for finally finishing this, but then i see my name in a gay pink colour........... argh, die mark!

And im "pretty" sure i had won, since elms shuttle didnt have speed, and those scourge were like half a screen away. After that, I had around 2500 k minerals left, while elm had less than a thousand in min+gas combined. Sigh, the only majour error i saw in the br was when u said i broodlinged a templar. Even im not gay enough to buy broodling! That queen was for ensnaring archons, and the temp died to hydra fire.

T_Mac

P.s.- Interview link dont work :o





#3 T_Mac[28018]
ts7-68t-1.idirect.com
Oh, and die blank
#4 [28019]
1Cust247.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
Shit! I didn't see broodlings, I just saw the scarab detonate and made an assumption. Let me go fix that.
#5 [28020]
1Cust247.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
And BTW, you sure could have used some broodling the way you got prison raped by psi storm =]
#6 T_Mac[28022]
ts7-68t-1.idirect.com
:P

Just fix the interview link mon ami

And broodling and queens isnt worth it :(
If he was terran, and i could infest his cc's however.......^^

P.s.- Storm Lategame=Abusive in gosu australian hands






#7 SqueakyMonkey[28024]
osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com
This report got two more comments while I pondered posting my comment.<br>
There will probably be another one or two before I hit the add comment button.<br>
#8 SqueakyMonkey[28025]
osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com
er...maybe not...
#9 [HS]Persian[28028]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Ugh, no interview=[
#10 Sp|nE[28031]
dialup0810-pri.voicenet.com
rofl
#11 [28032]
1Cust247.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
For all the people bitching about the interview here and on b.net, it'll be up as soon as Johnny Posts it, so be patient. It has some racy information in it, including T_Mac's sexual desire for Bob so no children under the age of 18 should read it.
#12 [HS]Persian[28039]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Wow, Mark is a meany :(
We need to organize some sort of boycott against the site until Mark starts being nicer to godly ole' T_Mac.
#13 rabid fox[28040]
spider-tn013.proxy.aol.com
nice report

one of the pictures is kinda screwed up, it's about 2/3's of the way down, and it's of 2 archons and dragoons, the archons look funny, just thought you'd like to know

#14 [HS]Persian[28041]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Hahahah, actually the interview was funny. It's just gay when Mark "wannabees" from NH start making fun of him.
#15 [HS]Persian[28042]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Hmm...I'll back pedal again. T_Mac's fair game for all!!!
#16 [z]RubberDucky[28043]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Mark4 rools. T_Mac rools, but is gay. I don't know about elm thow, but i guess he's okay because he got T_Mac to dis ^^
#17 [28044]
staff-8.ahnet.net
Go read the interview you rat bastards before I slam you all one! hehe

Great report Mark. Very funny. hahaha T_MAC disconnects! How fitting! hahaha

When I'm at home in a great 2v2 and I say to my wife "FUCK! T_Mac disconnected AGAIN!". She goes "Why do you even play with that guy anymore? He ALWAYS disconnects." Its pretty bad when even my wife knows your a discer T_mac. hahah



#18 [28045]
1Cust247.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
ROFLMAO!!! WP rules!!
#19 AlexanderYoshi[28061]
bgm-34-231.stny.rr.com
Hahahh, This is hilarious... its pretty sad to think that this guy beats me... or does he?

we'll have to have a match and see who wins:

The Gay T_mac or the Lame Yoshi =)



#20 [28063]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Mark4 should be in the Hall of Fame... wait a second...
#21 [HS]Persian[28066]
proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com
T_Mac should be put in a home for abused little children. I just can't get over how mean Mark is.
#22 [28069]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
T_Mac is my fuzzy love bunnny =o
#23 pureghetto{BC}r[28070]
RN241-163.resnet.uoguelph.ca
bleh, super long post...by the end, I just couldn't take it and just scrolled down to find out T Mac disc....next time try to make it very intriguing. OTher than that, good post
#24 IF-4Father[28075]
spider-tq034.proxy.aol.com
Great, great report Mark. Keep it up :/
#25 Sp|nE[28078]
dialup0436-pri.voicenet.com
I fail to see why this deserves a 9.8 ... a low 9 sure, but a 9.8 is too high imo. Anyone w me?
#26 [28081]
Spine... Geez man, lets not start squabbling about decimal places again. This isn't figure skating. 3 guys gave him a 10, and one gave him a 9. This report was funny,detailed,was on a great game with great strats... Also all the pics were relavent, etc.. Everything a great report is made of. Not to mention the seesaw suspense that had me wondering who was going to win until the very end! Mark4's the battle reporting god.

#27 [28082]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I was laughing my balls off when I read T_mac disc'ed on an Rook's Corner Interview game. muhahahahah!!!
#28 [28088]
1Cust247.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
This is my highest rated report. Ever. Who knew that T_Mac's gayness would pay off like this?
#29 Chaitan[28091]
smith.vegasys.net
I get it!

Reports where T_mac disconnects is automatically a '10' ;)

About the game, just when it ended it was about to go into
the dreaded no-minerals-left stage. When that happens
toss always has an advantage, especially over a heavy
macromanagement using zerg =)
#30 T_Mac[28099]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-535.idirect.com
Damn u chaitan, i had the cash to expand 8 times! Elm had enough for maybe one nexus, and wouldnt have been able to protect it with much either! DIE, I WON DAMNIT!

P.s.- Cya tonight bobo :o
#31 Sp|nE[28100]
207.239.12.200
The differences between a low 9 and a high 9 are very large. This is closer to a low 9. I'm not trying to be mean or vengeful or anything else like that, im just stating my opinion.
#32 Fox^1[28104]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
Mark4=super reporting machine. Doesn't eat or sleep just writes BR's you are f*cking amazing!!!! As usual your BR rocks!

Fox^1

#33 HardDrive99[28106]
eag40481.corp.novatel.ca
If T_Mac disconnecting == 10 then there would be an awful large number of 10 reports wouldn't there? *laugh*

This was almost as funny as reading that BR of T_Mac getting owned by a single, rambo-ish probe.

HD
#34 patheto[28107]
207.210.177.253
Am I the only one just seeing the pix with a few "Elm"s and "T_Mac"s scattered around them? Perhaps my Netscape makes the font go black...I'll check


Awesome pix, btw!
#35 Heartcutter[28111]
misc-129.x.beyond.com
Great report! I loved it! T_Mac the disc'er. Hehe.

Seriously, he's good, and that's why I prefer to have him as my 2v2 partner.

Thoroughly enjoyed the report.

-HC
#36 [28113]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Once again, netscape doesn't like my reports for whatever reason. Maybe cuz I use tables =p.

BTW Heart, why have Tmac for a partner when it ends up being 1v2 after he discs in half the games? =]
#37 -=Elminster=-[28124]
lennon.vianet.net.au
LOL, at least u finished it at last,, ehhehehehe 8) Have to say of all the game i've played that one was the gayest ever 8). Mark just wont let us play temple on such an important game 8( Microing sux too much 8(
#38 Sneering[28133]
198.175.231.10
T_mac - You slack-jawed Faggot. You are a loser- IF you disco
thats because you were being owned like a mule. How can you
claim to have been in a winning position? You were getting
chain-fucked.

The report was high quality- just sucks that the little loser had to disco.

If El would have built some corsairs then he would not have had such trouble
expanding. Storm is great but they work 10 times better when theyre not being
activly dodged. Archons are okay- but not cost effective enough even vs zerg.
a few more reavers corsairs, and better placement of storm and el would have
won very early.

wait for the hydra's or muta's to latch onto a target- then unleash the storm.
#39 Sneering[28134]
198.175.231.10
Corsairs are the ultimate unit against zerg anyway.
Scourge cant get close to a control group of them in hold position.
And if the zerg bunches them up in his main, attack with a ton of them,
web all his ground to air & pop his overlords. Hard to recover from.

and when the doom drop is coming, hold the storm until it begins
unloading. Two high temps can devour a 10 overlord drop with
a little micro
#40 [28138]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Hey guys, let's take a vote. Respond here with who you think would have won the game if T_Mac hadn't disconnected. Just go by the end stats and report please. This should be interesting =].
#41 Krebster[28144]
spider-wl051.proxy.aol.com
Elm
#42 Syndrome Zed[28145]
wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu
I second that!

#43 [28146]
Well... I'm going to say Elm. 2000 minerals really isnt that much in late game, and Elm was being terribly cost effective. T_mac might have pulled it off though, but Elm probably would have been able to use his forces to expand again and get back in it. Not sure.
#44 mo0c0w[28147]
dnbr-sh5-port86.snet.net
Great Report!!! However, every time I try to read a Mark$ report and cannot see any of the text
unless i highlight the whole report.
#45 psionic_jedi_[28148]
sdn-ar-001nypougP308.dialsprint.net
Elm
#46 [28149]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
that BR owned

TMac is a discer

Forsaken Valleys is gay

TMac is a discer

10.
#47 Omnipresent[28156]
24-240-18-89.hsacorp.net
Elm cuz T_mac beat me with wraiths as zerg, (don't ask) so I refuse to take his side ;-<

P.S. My faces own yours necrosausage. DIE!!
#48 -=Elminster=-[28157]
lennon.vianet.net.au
Him. As t_mac said, i can barely afford a scarab, let alone a nexus. As for the corsair debate thing, the reason I didnt go corsair is because when my expansion is up, his mutas' armor are already +2, 1 more upgrade and corsair lost its area damage entirely even if i upgraded my air attack +3 (area damage doesnt get upgraded when u get air attack upgrade) 8(. T_mac = godly even though he's very gay
#49 -=Elminster=-[28159]
lennon.vianet.net.au
Him. As t_mac said, i can barely afford a scarab, let alone a nexus. As for the corsair debate thing, the reason I didnt go corsair is because when my expansion is up, his mutas' armor are already +2, 1 more upgrade and corsair lost its area damage entirely even if i upgraded my air attack +3 (area damage doesnt get upgraded when u get air attack upgrade) 8(. T_mac = godly even though he's very gay
#50 -=Elminster=-[28161]
lennon.vianet.net.au
Him. As t_mac said, i can barely afford a scarab, let alone a nexus. As for the corsair debate thing, the reason I didnt go corsair is because when my expansion is up, his mutas' armor are already +2, 1 more upgrade and corsair lost its area damage entirely even if i upgraded my air attack +3 (area damage doesnt get upgraded when u get air attack upgrade) 8(. T_mac = godly even though he's very gay
#51 Alita99[28162]
urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU
T_Mac, definitely T_mac.

However,if someone posts a BR where T_Mac <i>doesn't</i> disc, they get a 10.0 automatically! =p

@>---'---,----

<font size=1>Is it me or does Sp|ne sound an awful lot like A~Butter~Slicer?</font>

... and no "RubyButDeckHer" jokes Ducky... =p
#52 -=Elminster=-[28163]
lennon.vianet.net.au
Him. As t_mac said, i can barely afford a scarab, let alone a nexus. As for the corsair debate thing, the reason I didnt go corsair is because when my expansion is up, his mutas' armor are already +2, 1 more upgrade and corsair lost its area damage entirely even if i upgraded my air attack +3 (area damage doesnt get upgraded when u get air attack upgrade) 8(. T_mac = godly even though he's very gay
#53 -=Elminster=-[28165]
lennon.vianet.net.au
Him. As t_mac said, i can barely afford a scarab, let alone a nexus. As for the corsair debate thing, the reason I didnt go corsair is because when my expansion is up, his mutas' armor are already +2, 1 more upgrade and corsair lost its area damage entirely even if i upgraded my air attack +3 (area damage doesnt get upgraded when u get air attack upgrade) 8(. T_mac = godly even though he's very gay
#54 -=Elminster=-[28166]
lennon.vianet.net.au
errrrrr, does refreshing the page means reposting here ?
#55 [28172]
1Cust148.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
Take a wild guess Elm =[
#56 [28173]
buri.campus.vt.edu
Sp|ne can't sound like A~Butter~Slicer because I'm not Sp|ne.

:)
#57 Mellinium_Ben21[28178]
spider-tn072.proxy.aol.com
God has returned to writing BR`s.

T-mac is a gaywad,Elm has kick ass micro skills and Mark4 owns them both straight to hell!
#58 [HS]Persian[28180]
proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Doh, Elm=[
I'm like, "wheeeeeeee, TMac has 20 new comments." Then I see it's all elm posting one message.
#59 [28182]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
T_mac. Elm just didn't have a chance against such gayness.
#60 Sp|nE[28189]
dialup0155-pri.voicenet.com
Sorry about that, my alter ego known as "Cattlebruiser" was opening his big mouth =|
#61 Krebster[28244]
216.20.43.13
ill vote for elm again

BTW alita wth is @>---'---,---- ???
#62 Alita99[28287]
urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU
=)well, maybe it will be more edivent with all the colors...

<font color=red>@></font><font color=green>---'---,----</font>
#63 T_Mac[28288]
tbefw1.scar.edu.on.ca
I cant believe it, elm had no cash left, all u people who voted for elm are gay
#64 [28299]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
7-2 in Elm's favor. And one of T_Mac's votes was from Elm =]. I therefore declare Elm to be the unconditional winner of this match, and T_Mac the unconditional lahooooser. =]

Actually make that 7-4 Cuz I'm sure T_Mac is voting for himself and so am I. I mean, he had resource superiority and enough unit's to secure an expansion if he had too. I don't think Elm had enough for a nexus and scarabs/templar. And his actual troop count was pretty low at the very end, especially if the scourge managed to tag the shuttle...and it would have been a close race. So T_Mac by just a little in my opinion.

Of course, 7-4 still means Elm is the winner!!

=]
#65 Old~El~Paso[28317]
1Cust98.tnt5.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Cool report man, but next time you need someone truly deeply awful at starcraft (me). As in someone who loses most pubbie games(me). Think of how much fun you could have making fun of that person (me) in a BR. And in an interview.

Its just a matter of finding the right man for the job.....

-OEP
#66 Dead_Dragon[28323]
user-2inilhb.dialup.mindspring.com
Question: Is T-Mac actually gay, as in Ellen Degeneris gay, or is he gay as in maxed out carriers gay?
#67 [28325]
1Cust205.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net
Let me put it this way Dead_Dragon, he likes watching gladiator movies. He doesn't just like the village people, he really likes the village people.
#68 [28338]
staff-29.ahnet.net
Haha to comment #67. But wait a second, what's wrong with gladiator movies?
#69 Ahscar[28339]
r67h92.res.gatech.edu
OMG,Nice report Mark4, Those were some real nice psi pics.

Yep tmac keeps discing on any game i play vs him.. so i just don't bother anymore =[

Elm owns
#70 T_Mac[28377]
tbefw1.scar.edu.on.ca
Ahs :(

Gee, thanks for the vote mark ^^
#71 Anti-gay[29352]
spider-ti012.proxy.aol.com
hey T-mac, don't be gay
#72 kal'ahem[42446]
193.14.33.2
elm is godly with his cute micro!

t-mac is a good player to but i think that on temple, elm beats t-mac anyday..

let em have a rematch on temple and you, mark4 the br king, should report that too =D
#73 Xapti[42489]
ns.wsd1.org
Elm is a good player, sucked at a few things, corsiars, and dark archons. he is great at micro though, and thats what makes a player good. if ya got DA's to maelstorm, and corsairs to scout, D. web, and own air, he would have done better. T_mac, you didn't suck, (but u suck.) J/K
#74 [123499]
spc-isp-tor-58-19-710.sprint.ca
w00t :o
#75 wakiki[154473]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
HAHA, Best report EVER. The ending was hilarious. And the game was so close, and the tension building...and then the disconnect. Awesome.

Last.
#76 PeaceableGhost[165065]
adsl-75-45-188-2.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net
Just because wakiki had to try to end it.



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