| #1 probe[30546] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
i hope yav and ducky get the first comments
i am taking a l o n g t i m e t o w r it e this:)
huk! |
| #2 [z]RubberDucky[30547] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
<s>DUCKY</s>PROBE OANZ U ALL
^^
nice report |
| #3 probe[30548] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
dammut, nobody home from skoo yet
cmon, i want my 10's. |
| #4 [z]RubberDucky[30549] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| Sorry, I can't give you a ten becauze im not a rater. Sorry. |
| #5 probe[30550] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
hrm.. since we r the only ones like online, thats like..
damn i want some 10s |
| #6 Ioti[30551] |
| 205.168.7.133 |
| Wow, nice report. Not quite YRM caliber, but better than anything I've ever done. :-) |
#7  [30552] |
| pool0321.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
| DAAAAAMN! This was quite a good report. I think the best you have ever done by quite a bit. I can't rate it because I'm a player in the game but if I werent I would give this a 10. |
| #8 Fox^1[30553] |
| csdi2-proxy.service.digital.com |
Wow probe not bad. I think the one thing about your BR I like most is when you place pictures next to the peoples name so you can keep track easier. I will tell you even with my A.D.D. I had no problem keeping track. Great BR!!!
Fox^1 |
| #9 Dialtone_[30554] |
| xtr924.x-treme.gr |
Ok,first to say that this is one of the very little reports that actually read from start to finish withought jumping pieces that seemed full with useless comment.Anyway since i'm a bastardly perfectionist i'll say a couple of bad things :)
First of all you used the br tag in Alt test in some pict(alt text takes no formatting)and 2 i think you should have lightened up the pictures before posting them,they didnt seem perfect in the black background :).
But,i do think that this report was exelent and should get a few 10s.Large,funny,and including some retard to make fun off :).And a few comments
Titleless report > titled reports
CdC >> Nh/Nwtr/Starcraft Newbies/Brood war ladder/Stratforumregs alltogether.
there were some pretty long pictures in there ;>
- In the net,nobody knows you're a dog -
/me wass the phuk$W$% tests to end so i can get back to playing 24/7 :P |
| #10 Dialtone_[30555] |
| xtr924.x-treme.gr |
| Damg that post was long :( |
| #11 Sp|nE[30556] |
| dialup0105-pri.voicenet.com |
wtf .... why is this report so good? it almost blew up my comp trying to load the 40 or so pics on it. seriousley, i got a "system is low on resources" screen and this thing is a damn p2 450. but ... uh anyway, it would have been a lot better if you had about half the pics ... around 20. you have everythinh else down about making brs except the understanding that everyone doesn't have a cable. so next time, less pics, okay?
oh, and btw, why the hell are you and ducky always at home during school days? are you homeschooled or something? im serious, dont give me any sarcastic bs answers.
8 |
| #12 Pitt[30557] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
Very picture heavy but still a great job probe. Also, whoop did you not want a br because BP stole the show???
Heh. |
| #13 Candle[30558] |
| dyn13-1.trilogy.com |
I like the illustration of what buildings are being built, and the pause in the middle to review the mini-map - those were both very well done.
Good job. Lots of graphics. There was a little bit of unnecessary commentary on things that didn't have anything to do with the game which were a bit distracting (like introspection on yourself writing the report) but that's okay.
Way to make collages, I enjoyed being able to see lots of battle shots. I love the medics dying one. |
| #14 psionic_jedi_[30562] |
| sdn-ar-002nypougP272.dialsprint.net |
| What ever did happen to greyhoundbus? |
| #15 Persian[30563] |
| proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
| Probe Rox. |
| #16 [z]RubberDucky[30564] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| I'm always home because I don't go to school and probe is home today coz hes sick. |
| #17 T_Mac[30566] |
| ts7-67t-39.idirect.com |
| Wow, best one of yours ever probe, good job |
| #18 GiZmOKiD[30567] |
| proxyh.emirates.net.ae |
nice report..REALLY NICE :)
btw, i found that secret test :)
and yes :) ***** ownz :) |
| #19 Mogalin[30568] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
!!!!!!!!!
I loved the midi, PS I'm making a new BR soon! |
| #20 Tariq[30572] |
| yul38.dialin.netaxis.ca |
sweet jesus man keep this up and you could be looking at the hof.
strong |
| #21 PeonRapist[30573] |
| 79-pool1.ras10.txhou.agisdial.net |
This br owned :) i still can't stop laughing!!!! omggg too good for a 10 i say! give it a 20!
btw, the song was cool probe:)
peon |
| #22 probe[30574] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
huk
actually, my reports are to be read by cool peopel with cable modems only, so if you got a normal one, haha
:)
and um, if it gave u a system is low on resoruce message, you must have like 4megs of ram, haha
:)
and lastly, RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! hehe
yes, i was home today because i am sick
ducky is home because he is hoem schooled i believe
anyways, thanks for the positive comments
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| #23 Nuitari[30575] |
| 1Cust238.tnt3.manchester.nh.da.uu.net |
| wow, godly report probe. give the damn thing a 10 you rater people, one of the few reports that you can actually read all the way from start to finish and not be bored.. excellent pics and the song was cool to. It was also a great game :D |
| #24 Drefsab[30579] |
| rc116.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
Ducky is homeschooled. He convinced his parents that if they sent him to school, someone might steal his Pokemon collection. Ah hahaha, that should get me flamed... :-)
Probe, this report fuxing rocked. It had lots of cool stuff including an EMP/nuke<i>!!</i> That is prolly the most devastating, cost effective attack you can make on a protoss base.
I have to admit, I did skim a little towards the middle, but there was plenty of eye candy and this report only took about 5-10 minutes to download with my 56k. Just think, someday we'll all be able to download reports like this in mere seconds.
Anyway, it was a great read probe, I don't remember ever seeing anything this epic from you. Cool reports seem to always pop up right when I'm starting to get tired of this site... :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #25 Persian[30580] |
| proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
Hahaha, JV hates probe, I don't think he'll ever get on the list. Although he would probably get some votes if he was on it.
But, BOBO still > all |
| #26 Sp|nE[30582] |
| dialup0105-pri.voicenet.com |
Uh i have 128 megs of ram. but i had about 5 IE windows open and was listening to an mp3 ... whatever.
ducky why dont you go to school? home school? or are your parents like hippies that are like "anti education man, learning is the DEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIILLLLLLLLLL"
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| #27 Sp|nE[30583] |
| dialup0105-pri.voicenet.com |
that was an snl referance
tuhu |
#28  [30587] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
god probe
u missed shit load of stuff.
things like..
I had SHIT load of tanks on my cliff to cover Whoop's and my entrance, thus make sure NO GROUND IS TOUCHING US. SHIT load does mean >20 tanks all over.
and never mention that I had 3 CC sitting at my main when I forgot about them after expanding to nat...
I didn't upgrade.....
Those fucking sairs killing my dropships pisses me off. I had like literally 40 marines in there as a killer blow at zerg's main. HUK^^
I irradiate my frontal tanks when orc attacked with zeal/dt... hukhuk^^
I had 3 port pumping wraiths to counter guards, but were all mysteriously destroyed wave after wave by something after probe PAUSE AND UNPAUSE so many times that I forgot about those paper-planes.
for all these mistakes, and if I'm not a player in this game, I'd give it rating=sum(i=1..infinity)(10*(0.5^i)) |
#29  [30588] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
God you suck probe.
Oan owns probe.
and so does darkswarm, bitch. |
| #30 Omnipresent[30589] |
| 24-240-18-89.hsacorp.net |
| This report deserves a 10 for having ff3 music. |
| #31 Shampoo[30592] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
This report deserves a 10 only because it said
nwtr > nohunters
^^ j/k
pRobe how long did it take u to make this thing man |
| #32 Glak[30594] |
| dhcp-219-189.res.UMassD.Edu |
| putting the team logo after every name really broke up the text. It is a good idea but it doesn't work. I'm not too knowledgeable in the ways of html but is this possible: you make each name a link but set the color of the link so that it is the player color. Then when you have your mouse over the name it changes to the team name. The links would have to go somewhere so just send them to the player's description at the beginning, you know how you can link to a part of a page. |
| #33 T_Mac[30598] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-389.idirect.com |
| where is secret thing? |
| #34 OrcManiac[30600] |
| modemcable182.37-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| Hehe good job probe report was cool. About the game i was pretty sure we ahd the win after we destroyed part of whoop mian and his natural but BP came back strong and allowed whoop to get on his feet. It was really gay when lewis lost his 6 temp when u unpaused tho :() huk. |
| #35 Pika[30601] |
| ppp9094.on.bellglobal.com |
OMG. Cool! God damnit I love the ff3 music... damnit probe you own. Hmmm... i think I'll hook up my super nintendo and play now...
10 |
| #36 SCV[30603] |
| c3-1e102.neo.rr.com |
Probe, this is probably the best br i have read in ages, you own too much, i FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN!!
Can i eat you out? |
| #37 Me.[30606] |
| KRLDB210-42.splitrock.net |
| Mmmmmmm. Watermelon pickle. |
| #38 probe[30607] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
ill do what william does, and reply to everybody that posts something worth replying to
Fox: Yeah, thanks, however, Glak doesn't agree with you on the team tags
Whoop: You can rate it, nobody will stop you. *hands whoop 5 dollars and tells him to give my report a 10*
Dialtone: on the [br] in the alt text, thats because i had auto-br's enabled, which makes the freggen thing put in [br] tags whenever thers an enter. if you dont know what im saying, its not my fault:-b
spine: wow, get a new browser
pitt: Whoop didn't think there was going to be a battlereport because i said i was going to br a previous game of his, but he owned the guy too hard so i didnt
candle: what? can you please point me to where i said i am too godly? *hehe*
psionic jedi: I have no idea, i wish he was back tho:(((
persian: i know
T_mac: thanks man, ill improve more next time, maybe less pics and better html, so it looks better
gizmokid: yay! did you also find the secret text at the start?
molagin: hehe, you better not copy my midi idea that i so-so copied from dabel
tariq: I SURE HOPE SO !!!!! :)
peon: Apparently not :-b
nuitari: thats good to hear
drefsab: ya, i thot it was pretty actionous a bit too.. tho it some parts it just skipped so much cuz there was NO RUSHING!
persian: i wonder why they hate me, all i ever do is diss nohunters and call it gay, and ban everybody from it for no reason at all (because they are random lamers) but dosnt matter, im just tryin to improve for funs sake:)
spine: wow, get a new browser
prozerran: can u possibly curse more in a comment? :P , geezus man, the reason i missed so much shit is cuz there was so many frekkin pics, and there was more important shit going on than staring at your gay ass tanks doing nothing important. F U !!!!!!!!!!!! <end sarcasm>
bob: the reason u didnt give me a 10 is cuz im going to be in a battlereport of ::nobodies::: where i singlehandidly owned you AND mog the whole game, cept the very end where my ally attacked =p
omnipresent: im glad theres somebody out there as cool as u, omni ^^
shampoo: cmon, we all know nohunters sux:) , oh and it took me like 2 1/2 weeks or somethen.. however, i only worked on it for an avg of 1 hr per day, since i didnt work on it every day, and i crammed work into it on somedays. So 19 hours? Sounds about right.. dunno... However, i was learning more things with my images proggies and html, so i spent a LOT of hours just experimenting
Glak: yes, i agree with you. At first when i looked at the report, i thought the names looked a bit cloggy, but i didnt know if that was because i had already previewed it 124 times, or because it actually was clogged. im not gonna do that again, it is too .. confusing :| that html mouse over crap is possible, but the javascript for it is kinda long, so i dunno if notepad could support that much :? Thanks for the comments tho
T_mac: Im not telling
Orc: u wouldve lost anyways, hate to say :P
Pika: i know
scv: no you may not
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| #39 probe[30608] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
wholey shit that was a lot of comments
*tehe* |
| #40 [z]RubberDucky[30609] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| haha f00li0s I've allready found ALL of the hidden stuff. Highlight the bottom part. All I have to say to the bottom is - tru dat |
| #41 Sp|nE[30611] |
| dialup0809-pri.voicenet.com |
i think i am the only one that finds probe to be the most irritating person humanly possible
always trying to make some witty comment that just winds up being gay - or funny in the minds of his lovely 14 year old nh peers
wholey shit im s0rry if i was mean f00l
*tee hee*
oh btw, tell me what browser is better than ie5? |
| #42 Evire!![30616] |
| ip222.philadelphia13.pa.pub-ip.psi.net |
"Tanks siege up, marines stim, medics shine their little flashlight thing that is somehow attached to their hand, while dragoons trip on each other, templar move (with that cool blue swirl effect) and guardians are lobbing their acid balls."
This is quoteable!
How is that one of the first bits of action in a 2v2 on temple with such good players is a Nuclear Launch? That just shouldn't happen....
The team tags and color coding is a good idea to keep the reader in line, but it's also ugly as hell. I'd prefer looking at mini maps more often to keep track of the action, I think it works better and looks nicer.
That's my artistic criticism, but otherwise this report was awesome. Cool graphics (the pic of the 10 rines dying to storm was fucking awesome!), and good, humorous writing! Well done probe. |
| #43 [30618] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
ie5 sux
I'm using it now and want to uninstall it without reinstalling windows. =[ |
| #44 Persian[30621] |
| proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
Woah, Probe ROX!!
He answered every comment |
| #45 Hannibal[30624] |
| imscache03.netvigator.com |
| Good stuff. Keep it up. Also it is easy to find all hidden texts. Just use "Crt-A" on the Balltlereport. :) |
| #46 PHEben[30632] |
| volta.cybercable.fr |
Great report man.
More reports with music ! |
| #47 GameOverZ[30640] |
| bess-proxy1.mveca.org |
.. Why not just have it play auto?
Someone tell me how to do that!!!<img "http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega/br1/pic04.jpg">
Owns whose bowns? hoohoohoo!
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| #48 GameOverZ[30641] |
| bess-proxy1.mveca.org |
<img "http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega/br1/pic04.jpg">
Owns whose bones?
Tell me how to link music from my page to a report and it plays on auto?
hoohoohoo |
| #49 probe[30642] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
hrm
yah, i agree on the lil team name thingers
i wont use em next time
and i also agree on rather looking at minimaps
next time ill shove a lil minimap pic in some of the pics, so u know what the hell is goin on :)
raar! spine, chill out=) |
| #50 probe[30643] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
GaymOverZ, i didn't have it play auto because if somebody thought it was gay, and didn't want to hear it, they didn't have to
and i said right in the farking report that it fits the report better if u play it when i give u the option
plz read dum phuq!
[end sarcasm]
^^ |
| #51 |]agomar[30652] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
<h1>
<BLINK>
PROBE KICKS ASS |
#52  [30677] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
nice one, i liked the hidden message
must... give... this... a... 10...
actuallally 9. :) |
| #53 pureghetto{BC}r[30680] |
| RN241-163.resnet.uoguelph.ca |
very good report, but my only problem is that the lot of you put too many comments! TOO MANY FRIGGING COMMENTS!
And btw, I have a t1, so nyahh to ya'll, I loaded this BR in 1 sec!
haha low on system resources! lmao |
| #54 probe[30688] |
| dt121nfd.tampabay.rr.com |
| i worship whoever gave this a 10 ^^ |
| #55 TheCabbit[30693] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| gosu @.@ |
| #56 [30776] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| SukADik! |
| #57 ~FSS~Barret[30823] |
| beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net |
hello hmmmmm good one
i like drefsab better,
cuz he has like "Monday night starcraft
and all that stuff!
~FFS~Barret |
#58  [30924] |
| staff-29.ahnet.net |
| This report makes up for all that spam you did! |
| #59 The-Relic[31529] |
| cacheflow3.sasknet.sk.ca |
| 10 |
| #60 probe[31842] |
| dt121n2b.tampabay.rr.com |
| hahaha johnny rox |
| #61 probe[49695] |
| 242849hfc131.tampabay.rr.com |
| weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| #62 znzf[70092] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
| we |
| #63 Radarig[81339] |
| 1Cust27.tnt11.birmingham.al.da.uu.net |
| I hate you so. |
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