| #1 T_Mac[32598] |
| ts7-50t-41.idirect.com |
| First? poor kob ;-< |
| #2 Aslan-X[32600] |
| syr1-28a.twcny.rr.com |
| awww T_mac took 1st comment |
| #3 Ronin~[32604] |
| syr1-28a.twcny.rr.com |
i'm starting some sort of requirements for my clan....tmac snuck in w/o me noticing :[
nice report duck-lewis |
| #4 Talon[32608] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
"Meanwhile, players havent sit on their butt... OrcManiac have build two command centers to his natural and mineral-only expansions. Ko[B]old will not let orc get away on the ressource war when he rewarp his lost Nexus at 6 and warp a fresh new one at the 3 o'cloak main"
ok...
funny tho
9.
p.s: make your flag thingie animated so it waves kekeke |
| #5 Oddsod[32611] |
| ip22.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| This report rocks my little world! Amazing. There's something about those wacky Frenchies... I can't put my finger on it, but it's there. A certain <i>je ne sais quoi</i>, I suppose. Yes, Canadians are ALL wacky, my friends. I give this report, for entertainment value ALONE, 7.8, which rounds all the way up to an 8. Yay! |
| #6 wallabystein[32612] |
| ip22.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Yeah! Nice, I loved it... makes me wanna do a report in french. I think I will have to do that some day.. |
| #7 Pitt[32614] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| ROFLMAO! ORC IS TOO F'ING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! |
| #8 Oddsod[32615] |
| ip22.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Maybe wallaby should write a report in French, send it to one of the Frenchies, and have the Frenchy translate it back into English. That would render the writing practically meaningless, but damn would it be funny! |
#9  [32616] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
I just remembered what these frenchy BRs remind me of !
They're just like all the Mahir pages !
btw plz say d'oh more =] |
| #10 ko[B]old[32620] |
| proxy3.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com |
Thought i could add to Lesson's Learned
5. Orc > kob
6. 9 pool > kob's brainpower
Lewis your frenchiness owns!
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| #11 Hannibal[32621] |
| tpcun004236.netvigator.com |
| I never get early comments. This is my earliest comment EVER. :( |
| #12 Pitt[32625] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| ROFLMAO! ORC IS TOO F'ING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! |
| #13 Hannibal[32627] |
| tpcun004236.netvigator.com |
"The rest of OrcManiac troops keep marching to Ko[B]old base and with the help of new born hydralisks, Ko[B]old wont be able to hole the swarm. He will concede the game short after. OH yeah Zerg own terran !"
I beleive spelling mistake. Should be "won't be able to HOLD the swarm" instead of above, right? Will let you know if I find more. BTW, kickass report. |
| #14 Persian[32630] |
| proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
Hehehe, Hannibal, Lewis spells 90% of words wrong. Let it go or you'll be sweeping for mistakes for 2 hours. The thing about Frenchie BRs is though they have the worst grammar known to man they are probably the most eloquent and brilliant pieces of work I've ever been able to experience.
BTW, Orc rocks, I hate to see toss lose though. At least having the terran being Orc makes me feel better. |
#15  [32633] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Mark4 was absolutely right. |
| #16 Identikit[32634] |
| CWIP-T-007-p-109-148.tmns.net.au |
Wow, a damn nice report. 2 really good reports in one day, yeah baby! And the qoutes of the month rock!
ID |
| #17 PHEben[32637] |
| volta.cybercable.fr |
Excellentes parties !
Comme quoi, le déséquilibre des races compte moins que l'habileté des joueurs ; et l'important c'est de toujours SURPRENDRE son adversaire ...
On veut d'autres "frenchies BR" ! |
#18  [32642] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
hukhuk
this
is
funnyshit |
| #19 SCV[32646] |
| c3-1a095.neo.rr.com |
I've seen some good br's, and i've seen some good br's, but let me tell you right now, this is a good br. Imbalance owns, nice job Lewis, gosu gosu gosu huk huk!!!
shit, I said i'm micro god =) |
| #20 Eggfoo-Young[32647] |
| r67h91.res.gatech.edu |
sweet report lewis. You just gave me an idea for how to do my next one. This was funny stuff.
Mahir 4 evr!!!!
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| #21 KGB_Infiltrator[32648] |
| 145.44.66.27 |
LOL.... Damn french :) cant spell :)
TERRAN OWNZ! |
| #22 Fox^1[32651] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
LOL! The bizzaro world of Starcraft. This was a great BR!
Fox^1 |
#23  [32652] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
zerg > toss
terr = zerg
toss >> terr
skill > all
this BR > 8
10 > this BR
9. |
| #24 Sp|nE[32655] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
orc > bold
zerg = toss until 1300
terr = zerg
toss >>>>> terr
americans > canadians
americans >>>> french
haha in euro history i asked i asked my teacher if canada was a 2nd world country cuz i heard that somewhere. she said no it's "supposed" to be a 1st world country. then she started laughing hysterically. hahaah it was hilarious.
btw get someone to translate this into english, cuz you may be able to make pretty pictures but this is not very entertaining to read.
oh yeah, try to cut down on the huge ass pics more. im lucky i loaded this on my schools t1 |
| #25 Sp|nE[32656] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
er it was still good though
8 |
| #26 Cathrine47[32660] |
| ip20.minneapolis8.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
Lewis your great at taking things out of context for you own sick amusment, It was a great report tho :P
Orrrrrrrrrcccccccccccc You ROX : D |
| #27 Cathrine47[32662] |
| ip20.minneapolis8.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| I just looked at this again and it rules. Why did this not get a better rating? It deserves a 9.8888888888 : D Doesn't beat Annies old school all text reports though hahaha : D |
| #28 Sp|nE[32663] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| because he cant speak english |
| #29 KnuckleSandwich[32672] |
| bfce.kln.army.mil |
| Yes Yes A very good report...But its VERY hard to read. You could probably have gotten MAX ratings from everyone if you could clean up the text, WOW! |
| #30 King-Lewis[32690] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
Teee heeee ive read all ur comments and im glad to see u all hate my gayglish skillz...But lemme remember u something. Thats why they are call Frenchy BR ! In Rl i never speak english and we dont need english at all in here.
I dont wnat to have my text corrected by some gosu english br maker or t will broke the spirit of those Frenchy BR .
But lets make a deal here: If any english Battle reporter can make a perfect report in french, ill have my BRs corrected.. DEAL !
Tanks for all the NONGAY-Spine comments guys
Peace all, cya on bnet |
#31  [32707] |
| strangers.bragg.army.mil |
This was one of the most entertaining reports I've ever read. Lewis just has this way of putting things that makes me laugh my balls off. It sort of catches me up and brings me past any spelling/grammar mistakes into pure enjoyment.
I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with this, but I gave it a ten. Just because I thought it was that damn good. |
#32  [32712] |
|
| Wow that report looks great. I'll defintely read it when I get home from work. |
| #33 33[32728] |
| labs169192.langara.bc.ca |
umm that ka[b]old guy sucks big time, and orcmanic also newbie....................
well newbies fighting always fun. |
| #34 King-Lewis[32729] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| hmm 33 ... whoever u are ur wrong ... They both are good. |
| #35 Snakeyez[32741] |
| spc-isp-tor-uas-22-10.sprint.ca |
| orc ownz too much hes to gosu for me :/ |
| #36 Snakeyez[32742] |
| spc-isp-tor-uas-22-10.sprint.ca |
| oh ya and ronins ~ clan ownz too much too :P |
| #37 37[32755] |
| labs169173.langara.bc.ca |
well, they probably just too good you guys :p
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| #38 @}~MaKiTa~[32763] |
| spider-we024.proxy.aol.com |
Wow this report kix ass. Aside from the grammar, I found this one of the most entertaining reports I've ever read. Just goes to prove any race can win any matchup if played right. If anything is imbalanced it is skill and IQ of the 2 players.
-MaKiTa |
| #39 Talon[32771] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
You should get an english tutor or something, because no person can get around in life speaking only "frangais"
gaynadians huk |
| #40 Sp|nE[32776] |
| dialup0236-pri.voicenet.com |
this was quite a good br - a three game series, albeit a bit lopsided. and the pics are still too bulky (DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT?????) i'd have given it a 7.5
but good WRITING is also key in battlereports. when i write up br's i try to use constant, well rounded vocabulary and grammer. just as if i were writing an essay.
so are you all really satisfied if i write up my next br using no verb tenses, really bulky/too many pictures (and some of them ugly)?
look lewis - it may be cute to you to call this a "frenchie br" but that is just gay. no one else here is french, and if they were they wouldnt say frenchie. it is NOT an excuse to say "i never use english in real life". this isn't real life bud, and your not talking to a bunch of french speaking people. we speak english. you do the same, okay?
but then again, why would you need to do that when you are a nh celebrity? special privilidges for the privilidged |
| #41 OrcManiac[32779] |
| modemcable036.111-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| Hehehe good job lewis that report owned big time ! Those game were pretty fun too(cuz i won them of course). Keep up the good work and the gosu english. Btw Spine, I dont even think 1 sec lewis give a damn about your opinion sorry. |
| #42 King-Lewis[32780] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
Thx proving ur a complete moron Spine. Im not looking for excuse for my english grammar, and i dont name my BR Frenchy BR coz i suck in english ( even if i know i do ). If u dont like my BR style just dont read em moron and stop critize for the fun of pissing of ppl. I dont intend to be better in english or getting my BRs corrected. Take it or leave it.
Bah think wutever u want moron you are just squelch 4 life u fucking racist prick. |
| #43 Sp|nE[32783] |
| dialup0236-pri.voicenet.com |
okay, i will try to be rational because at this time i really just want to help you. i was too harsh the last comment ... my bad
you might want to consider getting someone to translate your writing into better grammer for the _better enjoyment of your reading audience_. please explain to me what is so bad about this?
i never said i did not like your br style, i just said i thought it could be improved upon.
and plz explain to me why im racist. i would like to know
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| #44 Cathrine47[32788] |
| ip185.minneapolis13.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Its the funnest damn thing in the world when people write domething they truly think (at the moment at least) then they relize what a ass of themselvs they made and come crawling back. huk huk =D |
| #45 Cathrine47[32789] |
| ip185.minneapolis13.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Oh and stfu spine lewis speaks better english then me =] |
| #46 Persian[32797] |
| proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
Hmm..Lewis I like your English the way it is. In fact, can you go back and translate my old BRs into your grammar style? That would rock! I've already started to talk just like you in RL and it's really paying off. Everyone loves Frenchie English.
Long live the Frenchie BRs!!! |
| #47 Tagusian[32799] |
| sac-ca39-58.ix.netcom.com |
--Interesting Series and games
--Hugely flavorful style
--I think I'm slowly getting the hang of reading this stuff: you gotta doitrealfast. |
| #48 SCV[32801] |
| c3-1a095.neo.rr.com |
Spiney spinge, pics aren't bulky, it's ur connection =(
Hmm, let's take a vote:
What's your favorite cereal, choices:
A.) Honey Nut Ceerios
B.) Honeycomb
c.) Mueslix
D.) Cinnamon Toasted Crunch
E.) Frosted Mini Wheats
Please pick a choice in your response, I'll start it off with
B.) Honeycomb. |
| #49 KnuckleSandwich[32803] |
| bfce.kln.army.mil |
First of all in message #30...no ones TRYING to make a battle report in french, or any other language they dont know. I guess you'd have to do a search in the language you want to read it in, for example in Germany youd add ".de" at the end. While in the US for all us monolingual persons we add ".com" to the end of our addresses. So no deal there and it doesnt justify the grammar.
Second in message #42... since when are the French a different race, haha!
Seriously, people, including myself, are only trying to be helpful. The fact is that the wording takes away from your otherwise great report (yes and the pictures could be toned down)Im telling you this from the point of view of a BR READER, not writer. |
| #50 Limp_Bizkit666[32809] |
| 137-pool1.ras11.calan.agisdial.net |
catherin47 suxing me >>>>>alll
ROFLAOF ORC IS F'ING FUNNY < because you can't speak english
blah blah <<<blah blah blah
k?
weeeee!!!!
and french are wierd..long live the Conquistadores!!!!!
hehe
and regarding the gay cereal question, everyone knows the best cereal in the world is Clusters....damn that shiet is good....
anyways, lewis, mr. i'm-french-and-i-make-wonderful-frenchie-brs <font color="red" size="1">lovely work</font color="Red" size="1">
hehe
byeya
p.s- what does >>>> mean?
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| #51 [z]RubberDucky[32840] |
| dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net |
| own |
| #52 Bishop77[32874] |
| twhou-208-238.ev1.net |
Comment #30
"...see u all hate my gayglish skillz... but lemme remember you something.."
LOL
COMMENT #30>> ALL other comments in history of BR.com!!!
I love the Frenchy BRs!!! |
| #53 Mogalin[32875] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
| Good report and I like peanut butter! |
| #54 killer.on.486[32887] |
| proxy3.emirates.net.ae |
Argh
Newbies like Orc getting famous with these silly "plz-bitch-me" BRs
play me 1v1 ASSHOLE |
| #55 Ahscar-X[33133] |
| r67h92.res.gatech.edu |
| Nice job on the report.. short on time so cya around |
| #56 Maverick[A][33354] |
| r1b2p19.ppp.smu.edu |
| ...suck it... |
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