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#1 dislekcia[33685]
netcache2.is.co.za
Hah... first, feel my lag!

Now to read it...

#2 Pitt[33686]
res6486.student.nd.edu
I love you!
#3 Pitt[33687]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Was still very funny. If you need help I can send you some short txt files with some funny ideas. ummm go here:
http://discserver.snap.com/Indices/37990.html
and reply to one of my posts via e-mail. I'll try to keep in touch with you from then on. PEACE!

#4 ::nobody::[33688]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
i like the hydras playing the instruments =)
gosu.
ciao!
::nobody::


#5 LimeyBiotch[33690]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Jams, you're freaking INSANE!!! But hey, these things are growing on me in some weird, sick, "done in MS Paint" manner ... ah crap, i just said "manner" ... Korean Tourette's strikes again MANNER NO MANNER CHOBO GOSU NO DIS ^^ NO RANDOM K? KAKAKA ... ack ... well, keep up the good work, you mad mad man you.
#6 Limp_Bizkit666[33691]
26-pool1.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
oh shit,
this shit is too shitting funny.. this shit is so f'ing funny, i shit in my f'n pants...

what da f am i gonna do with my f'ing pants with shit on it? f'ing shit! f! god damn the shit, dude, but you got the f'n shit...

you rock like f, dude!!!!

i would love you too, but because Pitt loves you, and if i love you too, that means i have a same goal as pitt...now that shit is so f'n stupid shit, hhuh?

hehe, funny ass stuff here dude...i was laughing my ass off in thee tic-tac-toe thing...

wow.

if you need some ideas, e-mail me at tryingtotakeovertheworld@hotmail.com
i'm one sick horny ass retarded boy, who loves gore, blood, sex and SC, so i'm always up with ideas...

hehe, fyi, i was class clown!

i don't know if that helped...

byeya

p.s-<font color="red" size="1">i'm the evil red lazer eye dude with smiley face father shit and all's son, the evil eye gayzer dude with gay face father. hehe</font color="red" size="1">





















#7 StoneTear[33694]
www.shutter.net
Fucking great man, keep up the good work :) Long live MS Paint, and not the new MS Paint that can do JPEGS and all that other shit, we're talking hardcore 8-bit BMP windows 3.1 PAINT woooHoo! :P

ST
#8 Sleight-Of-Mind[33697]
CWIP-T-010-p-97-120.tmns.net.au
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This report was different and cool! :) Keep it up!
#9 CM9-Hydraless[33698]
dialup-209.245.106.181.Manchester1.Level3.net
That was great! Funny as hell! Superb! One of a kind! Need I say more. Oh yeah, do you have a website with all this type of stuff? If not you should get one.
#10 jeezumcrow[33702]
svweba03.statestreet.com
this was cock rocking fun stuff :)
#11 T_Mac[33705]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-651.idirect.com
hahahahahahah
#12 Mellinium_Ben21[33706]
spider-th041.proxy.aol.com
ROFLMMFAO!!!This shit ruled!
#13 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33710]
gateway.ncdsb.com
OMG this was so friggin funny . . .

ROFL

The hydras with the instruments were awesome, so wre the valkyries spinning out of control heheh, and I liked your Star Destroyer LOL.

I am the drunk Lurker stumbling about.
#14 D$^Gob_X[33725]
ns.wsd1.org
Hehe make it stop make it stop! MS Paint sucks! I prefer my personal paint program made in QBasic hahahaha! Feel the power of EGA colours mwhahahaha!! The files are called .FUK
files too hehehehe..............ha(So gosu only a Canadian could of made it!)
#15 Evire!![33729]
207.239.12.200
<marquee>Oh my this was funny!</marquee>
#16 chu-chu-rocket[33736]
sttn-sh5-port85.snet.net
I am sure Jamellan agrees with me, there should be a Starcraft humor section because there is no way to know whether to expect the Evil-Eye Laser man or some real report.
#17 Sp|nE[33738]
dialup0748-pri.voicenet.com
days of the new are pretty good ... i like that song
#18 Kami_Bum[33739]
spider-wa041.proxy.aol.com
Doesn't get much better than this...

Deep voice: EVIL EYE LASER MAN!

Let me check my little book of craziness for ideas....

Dang! That's the first that I don't have any ideas....
#19 [33740]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
jamellan for hof right fucking now
#20 [z]MRHD[33741]
resnet180-39.resnet.buffalo.edu
These reports are hilarious! Try as hard as you can for new good ideas! :)
#21 probe[33743]
242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com
woah
jamellan or whatever the fuck yer name is, you kick ass at mspaint
the stupid pictures look so awesome #@(*!@&*!

i agree with bob
#22 Baxter-O'Bixby[33745]
info-190-15.Lib.Berkeley.EDU
Cool, it was just the other day I was saying I wanted to see the origins of Evil Eye Laser Man. Did you do all this for me, Jam? :) It kicked ass. Keep 'em coming!!
#23 Sp|nE[33750]
dialup0644-pri.voicenet.com
dude i want to see more animals with huge testicles

hey, dont we all?
#24 Jamellan[33754]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Yea Baxter, I thought of making the beginning episode cause of you :) And sp|ne, maybe Evil Eye Laser Man can take on an army of Rocky Mountain Oysters or something :) (if you don't know what those are, you can take a wild guess)
#25 Drefsab[33756]
rc40.Rmax1.globalsite.net
With each release, these reports get funnier. I knew I was in for some good laughs when in the first pic one archon said to the other, "I'm bored, let's have sex."

The cool thing about this was there were so many extra things outside the storyline. The action button tic tac toe game, The X-Mas tree on the snow planet, the hydras playing instruments.

Very creative, very funny<i>!</i>

9

Dref
#26 Sp|nE[33762]
dialup0644-pri.voicenet.com
yeah i agree ... this is one of the most 'ground breaking' reports in a while.

excellent style, excellent creativity

keep it up man - these are fantastic
#27 noscills[33825]
spider-wa081.proxy.aol.com
That was some gay shit. This looks like a work of a 5 year old.
#28 Dead_Dragon[33860]
user-2inilp6.dialup.mindspring.com
This was great. Normalally preludes suck, but this one rocked. More evil eye lazer man!

Draco Mortum
#29 Roger Ebert[34031]
proxy2-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
Thumbs DOWN.
#30 <marquee><font color="red">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>[34059]
207.239.12.200
<marquee><font color="red">-TOOL-</Marquee></font>
#31 K12[34063]
franc.cc.strath.ac.uk
Thumbs UP.
#32 Aof_Cube[111276]
pc-215-111.las-condes1.pc.metropolis-inter.com
funny
#33 Shuriken[152102]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
f*cking awesome. by far the funniest shit ever
-the ghosts on stage
-the starwars scene
-tic tac toe
-hydra band
-power overwhelming invinciblity
-even the turd nuke

all in all, LMAO ROFL

inovative and well worth a 9
#34 Desert Demon[154234]
user-0ce2ksl.cable.mindspring.com
Who gave this a 6? :[
#35 Chris[154252]
astound-66-234-209-145.ca.astound.net
Hey, I have an idea.

Let's have "The worst of battlereports.com" report collection.

This would be at the front of it.



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