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#1 Old~El~Paso[36539]
1Cust196.tnt2.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Did you know that you can buy a anti first-comment whore kit at K-Mart?
#2 TALON[36541]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
HAHA FIRST NON AUTHOR
#3 Ferox[36542]
213.177.1.250
slam!
#4 PeonRapist[36544]
nas-50-79.houston.navinet.net
yay go me :) cool br oep, funny stuff
#5 Old~El~Paso[36545]
1Cust196.tnt2.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Oh, I forgot to mention people I owe some credit to:

THe competitors: Funny game
Peonrapist: for sending me the "harass these peons" pic
YRM: I used your template for speech boxes



#6 Old~El~Paso[36546]
1Cust196.tnt2.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Oh, please read the alt text, thats where the best jokes are.
#7 Method/wartroll[36547]
c738099-a.aurora1.co.home.com
all i really looked at was the pics :P, but good looks good from what i saw :).
#8 [36549]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
Your first BR was better =).
#9 Sp|nE[36554]
dialup0317-pri.voicenet.com
it was okay ...

wait .....

YOU SUCK!!!!

but at least now i know you are part of the "immature nwtr crowd" ... god man, you like talking about shoving things up ppls asses doncha





#10 [36556]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Go PeonRapist Go!

8 probe drop owns all! Ask Mark4 or YRM

#11 [36557]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Go PeonRapist Go!

8 probe drop owns all! Ask Mark4 or YRM

#12 Old~El~Paso[36559]
1Cust196.tnt2.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
And here we have sp|ne, Mr. marurity calling a spirit such as me immature? All those ass references were all going back to the same joke. Besides, would you not expect ass references in a BR called battle of the peon abusers? Anyways, enough with that...

Can I please get a good game to BR? Narc4 and FLS would kick ass, can I BR you two?

-OEP



#13 [36565]
98A971CE.ipt.aol.com
Not bad, picture quality could be improved but the writing was pretty good.

7

Dref



#14 SCV[36566]
c3-1a086.neo.rr.com
I'm not a very frugal man, when I sit down to enjoy a good meal, I enjoy it indeed. Now dont' take me wrong to be a gourmand or anything of that nature, for I am not. I eat just as much as the next man, but I tend to eat healthier. Hearty and healthy is my motto, and that's why I choose Old El Paso sauce. Not only is Old El Paso fitted with vitamins and minerals, but it is an essential part of my diet too. Don't settle for any Old sauce, settle for Old El Paso, because when your in El Paso Texas, You KNOW what their eating.
#15 Old~El~Paso[36570]
1Cust230.tnt5.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
Lets see what I spent two weeks on, a 7??? Damn, I would not have spent so much time on this if I woulda known it wasn't gonna be as good as I was hoping it was.

And as far as I can see this is better then my last one, but so far the ratings are not reflecting that...

My next BR will hopefully be a kickass game if I can find one to obs

-OEP





#16 WilliamWC3[36576]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Don't be discouraged. Just spend three weeks on your next report. Seriously though, the more you spend on these things the more you'll learn little tricks to make the report good without taking as long. As for the raters, I ignore them but you do whatever you have too. (if you want 100+ comments though say the rating system is dumb and piss everyone off) This report is good but there is definitely room for improvement. The game was dull. Your comedy was good although some of it was a bit repetitive. Pick a good game and just keep working at it.

-WC3
#17 Hopeless[36601]
spider-wk084.proxy.aol.com
Doh, if I had read this report before I played PeonRapist I would have known he would have cannoned my cliff =P
#18 Pitt[36622]
res6486.student.nd.edu
GJ OEP! I really liked it and could follow the game well enough. I *think* that you got a seven just because the raters are tiring of the YRM clone br's. Not saying anything about you, just saying that the raters are being wierd just becaues the STANDARD for reporting BR's is rather tiresome to them. To make that rating go up a bit I suggest adding some creative writing to your BR's. See Heartcutter's posts, or heck even Jamellan's. (duh praetor too =) Also, they're being tough on you because they know and love you. PEACE!
#19 probe[36627]
242849hfc117.tampabay.rr.com
peon ownz

probe+peonrapist vs mark4 and JV = peonrapist+probe
#20 <font color=red> Kosher_Man </font color=red>[36655]
168.190.200.8
Who is Narc4?? Any who gj on the br oep i think you should really find a better gamewith much more excitening things in it but that is just what i think and most ppl don't hold my thoguhts in high regard yuk yuk
#21 georgig[36670]
vien2br1-ce-1.vie.at.ibm.net
good :) but find a better game hmmm... very good :o)
#22 Peon_Harraser[36673]
spider-ti041.proxy.aol.com
Good report i liked it. The comedy was great, sorry about getting owned at the end and not making it a better game. I really hated the part when i died to the 8 probe drop :(
#23 Peon_Harraser[36675]
spider-ti041.proxy.aol.com
BTW i did kill 4-5 carriers sitting outside my base with scourge. So i killed a few things besides goon shields. Oh well it didnt help any anyways.



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