| #1 The.Confessor[40161] |
| user-2iveh4d.dialup.mindspring.com |
| first, gosu whoop :O |
#2  [40162] |
| 1Cust25.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| Yes, I know a picture is broken. Johnny is fixing it for me. Damn FTP crap. $#@!#$. |
| #3 KSZeratul[40163] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
3rd comment! Time for me to read it now =).
-KSZeratul |
| #4 BW-sux[40165] |
| spider-wa024.proxy.aol.com |
4th > 1st.
Gotta read. |
| #5 KSZeratul[40168] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
Dang...The great Mark4 has once again proven an awesome report =)
Haha =)...I liked Ducky's tips to Whoop.
-KSZeratul |
| #6 KSZeratul[40169] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
Dang...The great Mark4 has once again proven an awesome report =)
Haha =)...I liked Ducky's tips to Whoop.
-KSZeratul |
| #7 Persian[40170] |
| proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
| Doh! No interview yet? Anyways, I read the Rook interview instead, I figure they would give many of the same answers^^. |
| #8 Pika[40171] |
| Toronto-ppp124461.sympatico.ca |
I like how mark refered to ducky as a her =]
Good report....
Now to read the interview. |
| #9 Punck~[40172] |
| spider-tk034.proxy.aol.com |
that is b/c Ducky is a girl
I should have gotten first comment but I guess I will just have to KILL all of you...especially Confessor...DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE (stupid #$!$% dtemps!) |
| #10 Fractal_Wave[40173] |
| 24.67.140.248.bc.wave.home.com |
Niiiiice...
I recall when I almost beat whoop....Damn but I suck now.
=[
Nice report mon.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #11 Punck~[40174] |
| spider-tk034.proxy.aol.com |
| And I thought Ducky was going to win... |
| #12 angrysalad[40175] |
| 209-30-176-24.flash.net |
| poor ducky... |
| #13 Vitruvius[40176] |
| bursley-218-100.reshall.umich.edu |
Perhaps switching pronouns for [z]RubberDucky is a good way to just confuse all us Random NH Lamers™. (You switched to "him" halfway down.)
But still, a good report on a fairly one-sided game.
(I know everyone says good report to Mark4.)
(I know it was for the rooks corner interview.)
Ducky still owns me. :
Vitruvius
"Whats a vitruvius?" |
| #14 Bluemage[40178] |
| 207-172-49-180.s180.tnt7.lnhva.md.dialup.rcn.com |
I'm confused, either Ducky's a hermaphrodite, or Mark4 got confused, saw Ducky referred to as him and her at different points. :)
Good report of course, even if all the text other than names was still black so I had to hilight :) |
#15  [40179] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
heh
I thought whoop would get 4 expansions before his pool.... |
| #16 [40180] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
bleh
make johnny to post up the interview already! |
| #17 T_Mac[40181] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-01-1158.look.ca |
Hey mark you suck, theres a pic that doesnt work...... ;)
and yes, interview time baby! |
| #18 Fox^1[40182] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
I guess it proves that 6 expansions > 0 expansions. Great report Mark. Dam I released mine right after yours =[
Fox^1 |
| #19 anal-banana[40185] |
| bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com |
Interesting.. I like the comeback. I would have liked a bit more detail as to how whoop chose between troop and drone production. When did he upgrade to lair? What was the drone/troop ratio? How many hatches at each expansion?
Details like that would let us aspiring zerg players emulate his strat. |
#20  [40195] |
| 24.24.166.145 |
| Don't bother I suck bad with zerg. Good report tho. Funny I thought that it was ME who was gonna be in Rook's Corner. Little did I know I was merely a pawn. |
| #21 <font color="red"><S><B>Khorne</b></s></font>[40196] |
| hl80-120-gw.dsl.mr.net |
heh its good so queit anal. Ducky ownz.^^.
Just in case you were wondering i am pretty sure ducky is a guy. Actually very sure, about 99%. Mark4 was aking a very funny joke. |
| #22 Pitt[40199] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| AHHHH HAHAHAHAHHA rofl gg guys! Mutas own terran yYAYAYAYYA!` |
| #23 Sp|nE[40204] |
| dialup0519-pri.voicenet.com |
DUCKY IS A GIRL???
omfg ...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
#24  [40206] |
| as530008.infocom.com |
Nice report. But somehow, I knew after reading the title who would win. Hehe, better luck next time. Maybe you should've played the person in my latest BGH report for Rook's corner... ;-)
8
Dref |
| #25 Talon[40210] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Hmmm, so dux really is a girl.
This changes everything....
Dux go out with me? =] |
| #26 [z]RubberDucky[40223] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
when did I ever say i was a guy?
It was strangely implied somewhere...but what difference does it make? It's not like im any different then i used to. (Talon asked to go out with me the other day) |
| #27 p|-|3arm3[40225] |
| lrar5pp06.alltel.net |
God damnit I fucked up the commments 8(
I sux worse than dux does damnit ~(8^{) |
#28  [40228] |
| dt031n30.tampabay.rr.com |
ive always thought girls can't play starcraft . . .
and i still do |
| #29 Sp|nE[40230] |
| dialup0339-pri.voicenet.com |
you've sure done one helluva guy impression the past year
|
| #30 DFA[40235] |
| spider-wn084.proxy.aol.com |
Ducky's a Hunny? Whoo baby. Ducky can i get some measurements? heh. I still don't see that rooks corner report up..sigh
DFA(21.Male.MA) |
| #31 [40236] |
| as530008.infocom.com |
Whoah... I never thought I'd be having sexual fantasies about a Rubberducky... but I can't help myself... AUGGHGHGHGHGHHGH<i>!!!!</i>
Dref
p.s. I absolutely refuse to believe that Ducky is a chick... this is definitely a hoax. |
#32  [40237] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
I'll go out with you Ducky.
You know you love me =). |
| #33 DFA[40239] |
| spider-wn053.proxy.aol.com |
Yeah I with you on that one Dref, No girl is that messed up..HUK!
DFA |
#34  [40240] |
|
Detailed and entertaining report Mark. And I heard a while back that Ducky was a girl but I forgot. Wow, imagine that. Look how mean you were to a girl Mark.. tsk tsk.. heh
Anyway great report, and that's some hilatious powering by Whoop as usual. |
| #35 DFA[40241] |
| spider-wn053.proxy.aol.com |
| Lets put it all together, RubberDucky... Girl... Your the one... You make bath time lots of fun... OMG I think I'm starting to think like DREF!! ACK |
| #36 DFA[40243] |
| spider-wn053.proxy.aol.com |
| Lets put it all together, RubberDucky... Girl... Your the one... You make bath time lots of fun... OMG I think I'm starting to think like DREF!! ACK |
| #37 [z]RubberDucky[40251] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| yeah i luv u too prae =] |
| #38 [40253] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
:D
mebbe I should play with ducky now....
that decision will be made after ducky post her pic! |
#39  [40256] |
| relay.atinc.com |
TheRubberDucky is a girl? I never knew that. When did this little tidbit of information come up? I never would have thunk it considering the gratuitousness of her earlier death threats vs Mark4...
This was a funny report. Good work Mark.
-YRM- |
| #40 dislekcia[40259] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
/me picks jaw up off floor...
What on earth made you use a bath toy as a nick for a girl. Excuse me while I try to stop being like every other confused NH person. |
| #41 BW-sux[40261] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
| Mark4 I wanna report just like you. Well, not just like you, but almost like you. |
| #42 AgentN[40263] |
| nat241124.arcc.org |
| <Font color=teal>Hey, Mark, nice report.....I am impressed, but it was very on sided.</font> |
| #43 Tariq[40265] |
| 198.168.49.221 |
| I though land slide victories where frowned on. 8( |
| #44 [z]RubberDucky[40266] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| They are, except when it's me getting beat up on or whoop doing the beating up. |
| #45 T_Mac[40274] |
| apollo.tdsb.on.ca |
| Ducky=hermaphrodite |
| #46 Raging~Kozak[40276] |
| sclinet1.shell.ca |
Ducky is a girl, imagine that. Thats cool but you were right ducky when you said that somewhere it was inferred that you were male. Oh well, all the power to you as not enough girls get involved with video games in my opinion. Catch ya later.
RK |
| #47 TerranTurtle[40289] |
| pc66dn03.fcc.net |
| (LOL at YRM's post) Anyway...no irradiate or valks to deal with that muta horde? Ack! |
| #48 Tariq[40290] |
| 198.168.49.221 |
Drefsab
why is it hard to believe? |
| #49 [z]RubberDucky[40295] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| Because drefsab thinks that it's fake =p |
| #50 [40296] |
| strangers.bragg.army.mil |
| I think Ducky needs to post her picture here. All those in favor say "Aye!" |
| #51 Sp|nE[40297] |
| dialup0112-pri.voicenet.com |
i think this is a scam. and im serious. i think this is all a bit too coincidental ...
so Mark, post your fake pic
"aye" |
| #52 [z]RubberDucky[40298] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
I would except I seriously don't have a scanner.
And all of my pictures are from like 6-7 years ago, and my face is covered in zits =p |
| #53 Sp|nE[40300] |
| dialup0112-pri.voicenet.com |
| let's see em |
| #54 Core[40301] |
| cy662178-a.huntgtn1.wv.home.com |
The have a friend or some random shmuck take your picture, get it developed, have a friend scan it, then post it on here..it's really not as hard as it sounds ;)
Core |
| #55 SqueakyMonkey[40309] |
| osh1-7e2.twcny.rr.com |
You know, monkeys' tails are good for more than just swinging on branches...if ya know what I mean... =]<br>
I'm sorry, that was pathetic. |
| #56 P|-|3arm3[40313] |
| r-174.185.alltel.net |
OMFG ducky you really are a girl?
Damn... I could have sworn you had said you were a 26/m acting like a 13/m *which rules, 13/m>all 8)*... Hmmm. Your still Ducky though, 8) Just ducky with... Um... You know what they are 8) |
| #57 P|-|3arm3[40315] |
| r-174.185.alltel.net |
Oh yes duck, I've reminded you about 10 times over the past month, SEND ME AN ICQ SO I CAN RE-ADD YOU.
Doesn't matter if your a girl 8) Your still ducky just like I said 8) |
| #58 Strom[40324] |
| ext54.mosx.com |
Nice report, seemed like a one sided game though (sorry RubberDucky). I agree that a little bit more info on what Whoop built & when would have been nice.
Oh and most film developing places offer you the option of getting your pictures developed into .jpg format on a disc nowadays (as well as prints) so you don't need a scanner to put your picture up. So all you need for a picture is a camera + roll of film. No scanner = No excuse ;)
RubberDucky is whoever RubberDucky is, and I hope people don't give him/her/it too hard a time about it.
Rating : 8
Strom |
| #59 strima11[40326] |
| 1Cust90.tnt2.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net |
So what if Ducky is a girl? Jeez, this is battle.net, not a fucking sex chat.
BTW,Great Report, Mark. |
| #60 [40334] |
| as530055.infocom.com |
Ducky,
Your face is still covered with zits because you are a 14 year old home schooled brat who is just looking for a new way to grab attention.
Look, I know this is all fun to you, but I seriously doubt that a 26 year old woman would completely plagerize a stpru written by someone else and then post it on a site and take credit for it. That sounds like something that an attention starved young teenager would do. This is only one of many examples I can think of where this woman foolishness doesn't ring true.
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just trying to end this foolishness now before it gets out of hand. I will not believe that Ducky is a girl until I meet him / her and see him / her with my own two eyes, and even then I will have a hard time believing it.
8 months of reading and watching Ducky's antics is very hard to undo.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #61 [40336] |
| as530055.infocom.com |
stpru = story...
|
| #62 [40338] |
| as530055.infocom.com |
Oh, and in case you're wondering... yeah, I'm trying to steal the death threats from Mark4... :-)
Dref |
| #63 [z]RubberDucky[40340] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
wutever dref =
i knew they're be pplz that wouldn't believe it, which is wh yi was so reluctant to do it in the firs tplace |
| #64 [z]RubberDucky[40342] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| o ya, if i wanted attention, I'd still be writing br's (BTw, this game is actually 2 months old on friday =]) |
| #65 [40344] |
| as530055.infocom.com |
You're right, I don't believe you... and with good reason :(
Dref |
| #66 DFA[40347] |
| spider-to062.proxy.aol.com |
| Ok, wait a sec, I have no time to look for this, but I do remember it. Maybe Dref would have time to look it up and post a link. But I remember Ducky talking about going out with some girl and getting dressed up like a girl for something or other.. not sure. anyone else remember this?? I can't remember if it was a report or in the Old Forum?, anyhoo, i'm off to Bean Town to get a lil intoxicated. |
| #67 MEBIGFATGIANT[40354] |
| 207-172-196-111.s111.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com |
Kool report dude.
|
| #68 [z]RubberDucky[40355] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| That wasn't me. |
| #69 TheRottenDog[40361] |
| ts5-14.amery.spacestar.net |
Ducky = boy, he looks like the fat red haired kid on The Sandlot..."Foooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
Nevermind. |
| #70 [z]RubberDucky[40372] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| Eh? |
| #71 <basefont color=lime>rebel_newt[40373] |
| spc-isp-tor-58-29-109.sprint.ca |
| A girl eh? Imagine that . . . I guess T_Mac is no longer the girliest one in NH =) |
#72  [40387] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
Who cares? :P
P.S. Go Whoop! |
| #73 [40389] |
| rliv141.infocom.com |
Oh for Chrissakes, this is getting ridiculous.
I remember having a lengthy conversation with Ducky four or five months ago on B.Net about how he was a fourteen year old kid who didn't go to public because his parents home schooled him. He told me this stuff.
I started making fun of home school kids and how most home school kids were freaks and he got really pissed at me.
There's more stuff too, I'm trying to remember.
Dref
|
| #74 probe[40391] |
| 242849hfc134.tampabay.rr.com |
damnit
why didn't i check the site earlier!
whee
|
| #75 Limp_Bizkit666[40405] |
| PPPa1-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
well, in ducky's defense, maybe this is EXCLTY what ducky was planning...
she was already concealing heer identity by posing as a man, how hard is it to make up a story??
SHE told me that SHE was homeschooled and all....but comon!
can you belieeve either side with perfect evidence??
i don't want to get religous, but this is based on faith...
if you think ducky is a man, fine. if you think ducky is a girl, fine.
but SHE admitted now that SHE is a girl, and that's enough for me to put my faith n HER. (it's not like the ultimate decision. puh..)
anyways, GREAT interview, and GREAT game...
byeeya
p.s-ducky, lemme have yer picture. 5-6 year old pics...PLZ??? (getting horny...) |
| #76 [MrFurious][40421] |
| pega.globetrotter.net |
Curse you Ducky! And curse this english language!
In french you see its not possible to say something like "I am happy" without being gender specific (happy will be written differently if you are boy or girl). However I have been going through Ducky's past reports for even a hint of genderness and I could find none! Zilch... nada...
The only thing is whenever someone refers to him as "he" he doesn't protest. But that's no proof at all...
So to me Ducky will be hermaphrodite!
Goddam english can't even separate the sexes...
Cheers,
MrFurious |
| #77 Terran~Chobo[40423] |
| resnet180-39.resnet.buffalo.edu |
| I might have been fooled if he had said he was a fourteen or fifteen year old girl. But a 26 year old woman would be much more mature than he is. |
| #78 DFA[40433] |
| spider-tq074.proxy.aol.com |
| I still don't know. But either way who cares |
| #79 [z]RubberDucky[40434] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
Lotta people also have referred to Alita as a he.
She doesn't argue, because it's impossible to solve it =[ |
| #80 AnderKryst[40435] |
| edjproxy1.edwardjones.com |
Men pose as women on the internet, 10 year olds pose as sex-crazed homosexuals on battle.net, how can this be any different?
If we are to assume that the NH experiences with Ducky are correct (you can tell I'm not on the infested b.net that much), then well...I find it hard to believe Ducky is a 'chick' so to speak.
Experiences support the fact that if you act like an idiot, you probably are at best, still in high school. Now, it is still quite possible that Ducky could be a girl, but I have my doubts.
Actually, the prevailing thought could be this: When it doubt, it's a dude. Internet rule #1 perhaps?!
Just my 2¢...we now return you back to your regularly scheduled arguing. |
| #81 Krebster[40443] |
| spider-tj072.proxy.aol.com |
ducky is a 14 year old guy he has told people. If he was lying then, how can it be proven he isnt lying now?
Im goin to ducky and medic's house to prove it. |
| #82 Sp|nE[40478] |
| dialup0658-pri.voicenet.com |
Lela is a girl, and a seperate person than medics.
it's simply far too obvious that their personalities are different .., |
| #83 GameOverZ[40501] |
| ppp211.c5300-3.day-oh.siscom.net |
| I'm starting to feel sick... |
| #84 Old~El~Paso[40506] |
| 63.39.51.243 |
Next thing I know Wendi will come out as a guy...
-OEP |
| #85 [40527] |
| as530065.infocom.com |
I've had enough conversations with Ducky to know the truth. No amount of BS is going to convince me that he is a chick. Like I said earlier, I've seen enough of his shit for the past 8 months to know. Not to mention the fact that he has referred to himself as a guy several times on B.net (<i>Specifically the times when he told me about some of his home school experiences</i>) Trust me guys, Ducky is not a girl.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #86 TheRottenDog[40547] |
| ts2-8.amery.spacestar.net |
| I'm telling you, as a child he was an actor; the fat red-haired kid on The Sandlot. |
| #87 TheRottenDog[40549] |
| ts2-8.amery.spacestar.net |
See, look in the Rook's corner interview:
...
RubberDucky: 5'4"
RubberDucky: /overwieght
...
Undeniable proof that Ducky = kid from the Sandlot. |
| #88 [40550] |
| 1Cust54.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| Dref, whip out your chick test on the forum or sth. |
| #89 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[40553] |
| port-4-54-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
| <font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">I noticed something funny about myself..I'm taking this the same way I take imbalance arguments. My mind says "maybe it is, maybe it isn't, doesn't really matter that much to me". Hot damn I'd make such a great leader..lol. |
| #90 <font color="red"><s>Khorne</font></s>[40579] |
| 198.174.18.100 |
| I changed my mind. heh. Ducky has never made any overmasculine comments and i know plenty of females (^^) that are immature. But either way it makes no diffrence unless it provides more ways to make fun of Ducky.=] |
| #91 TheD21[40642] |
| spider-wa052.proxy.aol.com |
| Whoop OWNS!!!!! :) |
| #92 LECT[40654] |
| 64.13.55.77 |
| hey Mark4... bawk bawk. (do you still remember me?) if not, it's ok. |
| #93 GameOverZ[40660] |
| ppp178.c5300-1.day-oh.siscom.net |
| Should we vote on this? |
| #94 T_Mac[40741] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-1049.look.ca |
Je suis content = I am happy
same for guys and girls! weeeee im french? :/ |
| #95 TheRottenDog[40803] |
| ts2-1.amery.spacestar.net |
| Hmm, well whatever, thanks dref. |
| #96 GameOverZ[40830] |
| ppp150.c5300-3.day-oh.siscom.net |
| I still say we vote.. |
| #97 T_Mac[40845] |
| on-tor-unv-ap3-36-7.look.ca |
| <b>100</b> |
| #98 Alita99[40846] |
| lbx-ca42-59.ix.netcom.com |
Funny how almost all the reports here with Ducky in it is a report where Ducky loses... =p
... and Ducky isn't a girl.
He's a bath toy!
=p |
| #99 Alita99[40847] |
| lbx-ca42-59.ix.netcom.com |
Funny how almost all the reports here with Ducky in it is a report where Ducky loses... =p
... and Ducky isn't a girl.
He's a bath toy!
=p |
| #100 Alita99[40848] |
| lbx-ca42-59.ix.netcom.com |
Funny how almost all the reports here with Ducky in it is a report where Ducky loses... =p
... and Ducky isn't a girl.
He's a bath toy!
=p |
| #101 Jorma[40946] |
| cache.kolumbus.fi |
| This is the 104 th message, pritty funky report |
| #102 Protophobic[42609] |
| pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu |
| Heh I betcha i got the last message! |
| #103 raycer[45157] |
| intergate.santiago-hs.cnusd.k12.ca.us |
| hmm..i betcha i got the last message? =] |
| #104 Abakadaba[45443] |
| proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
| actually I did :))) |
| #105 {t4r}KronosIII[45541] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| no your all wrong! <i>I</i>got last comment! |
| #106 IPlayThisToMuch[50031] |
| x.branford.k12.ct.us |
| Ducky, remember the time you did 26 hatch VS me on Dire Straits? Yes, thats 26. |
| #107 TheRubberDucky[67628] |
| crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net |
who are all you people?
|
| #108 HKRules[82028] |
| c319186.extern.lawrenceville.org |
| Male/female??? |
| #109 TheRubberDucky[88249] |
| crtntx1-ar3-097-196.dsl.gtei.net |
| I've fooled all of you long enough, if anyone reads this, let it be known that I am a male/female hermephrodite, and I am an adult, and I am very immature, and i am very auto-erotic, and I am very much not worried about what drefsab thinks of me =D |
| #110 PeaceableGhost[149803] |
| adsl-68-74-30-41.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net |
| Just to see if anyone still reads these things, I'm just going to ask whether anyone believes that... |
| #111 wakiki[154490] |
| cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com |
LOL at Dref's comment about havinf fantasies, then .Prae's comment....
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