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-WilliamWC3




#1 deHYDRAted[45094]
smmax1-88.ip.realtime.net
HELL YA! FIRST COMMENT!

anyway, not bad. you do need to teach you friend to be computer literate theough 8)

#2 Wraithfighter[45095]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
remember that not every one knows what map you are talking about. I assume that the map was temple, but with out that you have no clue what it is.
#3 beefys's sex partner[45101]
spider-wc011.proxy.aol.com
nice BR. Yah could use a little backround info if ne but jwd.
#4 Sonneillon[45107]
prnask01d020901227.sk.sympatico.ca
*cough cough cough*
Uh, no comment young beef boy. I cannot think of words to describe this monstrosity of a report. Take that as a good or a bad thing. =]

The Insane Goatee
Sonneillon



#5 Phuckin-Retard[45129]
lldslppp117.phnx.uswest.net
This didn't sound like a battlereport, it sounded like a hyper 15 yr old boy typing a bunch of crap before he had to go to bed.

But that is just my semi-respectable opinion.

#6 {t4r}KronosIII[45152]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
semi-respectable is right...
#7 Haplo.wm[45163]
50.arlington-36-37rs.va.dial-access.att.net
This would have been a pretty decent report if it had employed some pretty decent language. You should just tone down the offensive level a little bit to make this more appropriate for the avg. age group of b.net (13-15), which is probably about where you are, from the sound of things.

The game went pretty well, although I do not understand how you can play T v Z and not get templars. Lots of Templars. Lots and lots of templars. I think you get the idea.

Anyway, work on the maturity a little bit, and then try this again. I'm sure you'll do fine next time.



#8 bongoloid[45193]
fw8.intuit.com
DO NOT EAT A DOZEN DONUTS BEFORE WRITING A BATTLE REPORT!


bongoloid

P.S. Please don't forget to take your Ritalin next time you decide to try your hand at this.






#9 bongoloid[45194]
fw8.intuit.com
Oh, I almost forgot, this report gets a...

2

...for at least being about Starcraft.

bongoloid





#10 [45305]
as530089.infocom.com
hmmm, vulgar and not much sense made.

2

Dref



#11 lord_beefy[45446]
chf-il-cache1.icg.net
thx for the comments, and thx for reading... even if you didn't like it. I was just trying to be funny and yeah, i did it on 4 pepsi's in an hour %_%. Anyway i will try to tone down the next one so just thanks in general^^
#12 CuntCorraller[47165]
usr6-dialup22.mix1.WillowSprings.cw.net
BOY BITCH CUT FUCK COCK SLUNT UP THE ASS IN THE PENIS

GOOD REPORT ERIC PEDERSON.... IT IS FUNNY THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE BUTT-SEX. YOU HAVE A VERY CHAPPED ASS HOLE

if you think this comment was over the top you need to read the bp... i am new to reading bps but what i have seen is cool. to much effort to read and keep track of.

My new motto for SC people....
"Trying is for Newbies"



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