| #1 Nychon[47593] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
| Ummmmmmm that background didn't turn out right. Can someone tell me how to make the background of the actual report work and not the background of the webpage. |
| #2 Nychon[47594] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
| at least my pics worked this time :) |
| #3 iurtyuiop[[47597] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-148.look.ca |
ya gotta nest it in a table and define it there.
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| #4 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[47598] |
| dialups-717.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| Coo. Lotsa picks*drools* |
| #5 Nychon[47602] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
| So, iurtyuiop, does that mean the whole page has to be a table or just the background. oh and would u happen to know the html for it cuz i dont know how to do tables :( |
| #6 probe[47604] |
| 242849hfc161.tampabay.rr.com |
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
think the text was big enuff?
i didnt even bother reading it at the site of the first "Cyber Penix"
Gay. |
| #7 Nychon[47605] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
thanks probe, ur input was of the highest value to me.
Gay. |
| #8 Nychon[47606] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
| sorry the text was too big for u too probe. maybe next time ill make it small enough for u to ram it up ur ass :) |
| #9 probe[47607] |
| 242849hfc161.tampabay.rr.com |
| <h1>uhh, retard, are you that stupid as to not notice that the text <font size=16> WAS A WEEEEEE little bit too big? </font></h1> |
#10  [47611] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Be nice probe :)
Fox^1 |
| #11 Nychon[47613] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
<font size=10>SCUUUUUUSE ME MASTER PROBE....maybe my next report will be just perfect to u with</font>smaller text.
Oh and cant u take a little bit of smack talk....besides u talk shit about almost EVERYONES reports. I thought I'd have some fun and throw shit back at u :)
Nychon |
| #12 Nychon[47614] |
| spider-th042.proxy.aol.com |
Oh yeah probe, why dont u actually read through my report before u bash me all to shit? I'd be much obliged
Nychon |
| #13 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[47685] |
| node156e4.a2000.nl |
As to answer your questions
No, I didn't like your humor. Half of it is gay while the other half of it stolen. No I didn't like the BR either.
Let me tell you why not.
<ul>
<li>The text is too big
<li>The font annoys me
<li>I can't read yellow on white
<li>The game was on hunters
<li>The players were bad
<li>The red CC was seen by the zerg player (acoording to the mini map, so he sucked as an observer
</ul>
But, I'm gonna rate this, cause it really isn't that bad.
In spite of all the stuff above, I'm still gonna give you a
<font color=blue size=5>3.5</font>
Phoenix |
| #14 Ashdate[47703] |
| nat207.202.mpoweredpc.net |
| It's of my personal opinion that Metalmario in your report there should learn to STFU. |
| #15 Buckeye13[47718] |
| dhcp9563001.columbus.rr.com |
1)I like big text ( bad eyes just took my contacts out )
2)Yellow on white = bad
3)Hunters is an ok map ( its just a little un balanced )
4)Pics rule so it cant get lower than a 5
<h1 align="center">7</h1> |
| #16 Goldenscale[47721] |
| citgo-bh.citgo.com |
Oh yes, it CAN get lower than 5 :P
The pictures weren't that bad at all, but your OVER-use of the word rape, and all of its forms, got rather annoying. Try, in the future, to not TRY to hard to be "funny", and just try writing well. At least that way, with the pictures you used, you would probably get at least a 6.5 to 7. But as it is, with the big text (which required me to scroll, which nets you an automatic -.5) and all of the ATTEMPTED humor that just fell short for me, and the incredibly poor etiquited of your fellow battlereporter (telling someone WHEN to attack is as bad as having a map-hack), well, you get a : 5.5
You would get a straight 5 for this, but you stuck with it after your first report and tried a little harder, so I'll reward for a little effort :)
Keep improving.
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| #17 Nychon[47722] |
| spider-wd013.proxy.aol.com |
thanks for some REAL input guys. about the yellow text on a white background, i said my background didnt work properly. i didnt put yellow on white on purpose. btw, dont rate my battle report badly just because metelmario was seen by red and he talked during the game. that, in no way, does not make my br worse.
Nychon |
| #18 [47726] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Well overall report was good. Next time don't use the yellow text on a white backround. Z vs P is the most exciting matchup there is. Although that game wasn't that exciting. Your format is ok, the pictures looked like the could have been placed better. Other then that it wasn't bad at all. The text was kinda big, but not annoying. But I think some people wouldn't like it that much. So stay with arial. Good job though keep it up.
7
Fox^1 |
| #19 BackStabingLiar[47758] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
| I just wanted to say that metalmario's definition of a ruch is some funny siot. And except for the shitty humor, I think u did a good job with a poor game. |
| #20 Nychon[47815] |
| AC8E12E2.ipt.aol.com |
Hot damn, my report went gold :P
Nychon |
| #21 Pikalisk[47819] |
| spider-wa021.proxy.aol.com |
| Am i the only 1 who noticed that hydras shoot needles not acid? |
| #22 CynicalMagician[47861] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Acidic needles perhaps. |
| #23 Spuzz[47900] |
| jfsn-02-60.dialup.netins.net |
To use tables, go like this:
[body]
[table width="whatever you want (I like around 700)"]
[td bgcolor="the color you want (#000000 is black)"]
[font color="whatever" face="whatever" size="less than one million, please :)"]
Your BattleReport
[/td]
[/table]
[/body]
Obviously, I used brackets instead of greater-than or less-than signs.
Good report, but I think you overused "rape" way too much. Keep them coming!
Spuzz |
| #24 Rysk_Spion[47940] |
| C418.sparta.lu.se |
Did this report got a seven? It is a joke!
The game sucked, the map sucked, the players sucked and so did the reporters humor. Especially the humor. How fun is it to write "rape" 1000 times...
Get yourself a girlfriend, for gods sake.
Now I am pissed off, I wasted several minutes of my life. |
| #25 pezpunk[47955] |
| 63-248-98-32.usa3.flashcom.net |
| a report with cyber-penii goes gold. ok. |
| #26 Nychon[48005] |
| spider-tr082.proxy.aol.com |
whoaaaaaa.....settle down rysk. btw i do have a girlfriend and i bet u she looks better than ur girlfriend if u even have one so u can go play with yourself now. u wasting several minutes of ur life must not be that big of a set back....did it actually take u several minutes to read??? thats hilarious as hell. after you get out of preschool u come back and read some more reports ok. thanks.
your pal,
Nychon |
| #27 John_Tesh[48020] |
| pear5.verinet.com |
At first i was kind of offended by the cyber peni, but after reading the br i saw how they fit in with the humor and how the raping went.
Overall the battle sucked, but the toilet humor made it all worth reading.
Thanks for the big letters cause it is better than having to get out the old bifocals......... Ohhhhhhh btw, you can never use the word rape too much in a battle like that....
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| #28 Shepherd[48106] |
| cm-24-161-50-205.nycap.rr.com |
Admin, is there a NC-17 section in battlereports.com?
Enuff said.
Didn't liked the report. |
#29  [94565] |
| user94.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net |
test
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