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#1 JFeTT[49335]
ro04-204-210-189-71.ce.mediaone.net
First...Aye..
#2 probe[49336]
242849hfc100.tampabay.rr.com
busy right now, can't flame--
#3 BW-sux[49337]
spider-tj071.proxy.aol.com
Maybe you should use pictures. I dunno.

BW-sux

#4 [49342]
dialup-63.208.117.226.Weehawken1.Level3.net
You didn't do a very good job of describing the battles, and the game was kinda hard to follow.

nice try though.

#5 CynicalMagician[49343]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
As offensive as it is, I like the line about chinese STD's etc. Other than that, not too great. I'd say 6 or so.
-CynicalMagician
#6 Fuck this wack ass shait[49348]
adsl-63-204-73-43.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net
BREAKYOSELF BEFO' IMMA BREAK YOU FOO
#7 lord_beefy[49354]
chf-il-cache1.icg.net
<html>
<body>
<b> hey um... comment number 4... um what are you talking about? </b> <FONT color=frenchie18> There was only 1 attack </font><font color =teal> It didn't seem hard to follow to me, what part do you mean, plus this game was </font> one of those <font color=red> 1 sided 1 attack games that is over after the first attack, i only BR'ed it because i told the people I would. I'm not going to break a </font><font color = orange>promise to someone because the battle lasted 6 seconds </font>
<center><h2> =Þ </h2></center></body></html>


#8 Wisest~Yoda[49356]
pm3-1-146.boscobel.mwt.net
ok the report really wasnt that good but
"as dangerous as common STDs in a chinese whorehouse"
10!!!

#9 DivvyO[49358]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Not to be mean, evil, or ... well, anal about it, but you really need think about the fight before you report it. Is this fight (not battle, not war, just a single fight with lots of gay storm) worthy of the thirty minutes it took you to write? Did it? Well, did it?!?!?! The humore is as always a nice touch in battle reports, but the grammar needs to be looked into.

he was anal raped = not funny
he was anally raped = funny
he was anally raped by Dr. Laura while getting a reacharound by his cat = i just don't know what to say to that

DivvyO





#10 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[49363]
node156e4.a2000.nl
Blech

A game with only 1 battle, which ocurred only after a main base was mined out.
And zerg shoul'dn't have surrendered without the protoss counter attacking, but that's just my opinion.

I'm always amazed in ZvP games where I kill like 90-100 control with 10-20 psi of losses, decide to counter attack and find myself severely outnumbered by <b>another</b> 70-80 control of units.

Pesky Zerg...






#11 |MaNiAcMaRiNe|[49367]
dialin195.eagle.ca
guys its his second battlereport. Was pretty good but maybe some eye candy? <BR><BR><BR><font color="red" size="+7">7</font><BR><BR><font color="teal"><marquee>|MaNiAcMaRiNe|</marquee>
#12 YourWorstEnemy[49370]
142.227.251.77
this br just sucked. it deserves a -10!
#13 `~DarKnight~'[49374]
vron1-blk1-hfc-0252-d1db074e.rdc1.nj.comcastatwork.com
this br was ok. 5. wanna work togethor? i do eye candy, quote maniac marine, and u do text, since i can't!
peace
#14 [49384]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Um one battle and then it was game over? I mean you did use html but it didn't help the report much, and if a toss player attacks with 18 zealots, 7 templar, and 3 archons. And the zerg player only has about 28 hydras, then you know there is something wrong.

You probably want to get a better game going. Just one attack and that's it is really not exciting. Oh and please don't make whole paragraphs a different color then the rest of the text it's really bad looking. You did have the unit count though. If you get a better game and include unit count with upgrades like that, it would be much better!

6

Fox^1



#15 Shepherd[49385]
cm-24-161-51-238.nycap.rr.com
A lot of rooms for improvement.
#16 Kaz[49392]
athena.lweb.net
hehe

Can you say "Power Harder please?".

The game was kinda dumb. Toss left the zerg alone, and the zerg didn't take advantage of it.
#17 lord_beefy[49406]
chf-il-cache1.icg.net
Yah i know the game was kinda dumb. Sorry, i only did it because i promised them that I would. I will try and find better games from now on, thanks for constructive critcisim although a lot of rooms for improvement isn't very good. I just had that last paragraph in a different color because It was beefy's final though, but i won't do it anymore. Thanks for reading see you all next time... and like it or not there will be a next time
#18 CynicalMagician[49407]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Unless you want to take the risk of a crappy game, like this, don't promise players you'll BR it. Or tell you will and then dont. It's all good.
-CynicalMagician
#19 Dino Din[49420]
port-33-20.access.one.net
my god have ever even had sex... or anything close to it, and I ain't talking about masturbating... I mean its odd these jokes just dont get the feel when such a voice speaks em. So i suppose this is a compliment in a way
#20 Viper$[49515]
spider-tn043.proxy.aol.com
Good report. Bad battle. Very funny. No terrans:(

Terrans own
#21 Crow.[49813]
spider-ti071.proxy.aol.com
OK i was playing in the game and i know beefy personally. He didnt battle report the whole thing. There wasnt just one attack, there was much action. He forgot about it for a month then decided to do it cuz he said he would do it for me. But the game didnt exactly go just like that, plus its hard to have a postitive view on it if there arent pics. Beefy PICS next time!
Crow.
#22 Crow.[49814]
spider-ti071.proxy.aol.com
OK i was playing in the game and i know beefy personally. He didnt battle report the whole thing. There wasnt just one attack, there was much action. He forgot about it for a month then decided to do it cuz he said he would do it for me. But the game didnt exactly go just like that, plus its hard to have a postitive view on it if there arent pics. Beefy PICS next time!
Crow.
#23 Wack[57038]
24.66.123.162.on.wave.home.com
Sup Sup beefy! Aight BR, just add some pics next time ^_^



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