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#1 CynicalMagician[50418]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Look at me! I didn't multiple submit! Woo hoo! And first. Now to read... Wait a sec.... I withdraw my first...
-CynicalMagician
#2 Tc1~Joker[50421]
spider-tf024.proxy.aol.com
First non author^^
#3 [50422]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
This BR = Tall

'nuff said

9

Fox^1





#4 ChinksWithGuns[50427]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
gosu. bit short, but gosu.

8.5

btw, where do you find all those cool ass fonts? i might need some for my next BRs.



#5 ovinder[50429]
iridium-asy-47.rutgers.edu
Liking BR. Liking Sporff. Am anxiously awaiting news on Sporff's efforts to save galaxy, get cool weapons, and seduce hot women. Velly velly goot.
#6 CynicalMagician[50430]
24.69.48.15
Cool ass fonts= www.acidfonts.com. THey are all freeware.

And Fox, I think you were a little lacking in your comment regarding a definition for those of us who are linguistically challenged. What is Tall?
-CynicalMagician


#7 Hiso[50431]
proxy2-external.santab1.ca.home.com
Keep em coming man

#8 MrBobDole[50432]
1Cust179.tnt1.sfo1.da.uu.net
Wine, women and song!, the eternal goal of every heterosexual man. Nice job :) Pretty pictures make me drool. Damn it, I need a mop.



#9 Sonneillon[50434]
tsdlsk01d01010110.sk.sympatico.ca
Hot damn...
Jolly good show. I would point out all the neato things, such as the whole world take over explained in Asci pop ups, but heh-

I'm just too tired and I have to go to work tomorrow before school.

If I rater, I would rate this twice, with a 9 and a 10, to make it a 9.5

The Insane Goatee
Sonneillon







#10 Bane[50435]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Cynical > me =[

really nice BR man, nice graphic work especially

#11 [50438]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Sorry Cynical it's a SportsCenter joke.

Tall = Really amazing

Bald = Really Bad

Cynical's BR = Tall^^

Fox^1
#12 CynicalMagician[50439]
24.69.48.15
Aha. Thanks, both for the compliment, and the new word to add to my already... ummm... whats that word... oh yeah, good.. vocabulary. =P
-CynicalMagician
#13 S^O[50443]
spider-ti083.proxy.aol.com
www.coolarchives.com is also a cool font place, but acidfonts is probly better :( sporff is a good way to let the pics load on my 56k kekekeke. well, that was a 9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991
;)
if there was one more game, that 1 wud be a 9, but it wasnt perfect so no 10 (nothing wrong, just lacking somthing i cant put my finger on....... oh ya, nobo!) btw, what ever happened to that wc3 vs wd40 seriers???
#14 [50444]
242849hfc250.tampabay.rr.com
kinda newbiesh, sortof short, not enuff text for those of us that actually read.

nice nice pictures tho!
acidfonts.com rules all, indeed!
9.1
#15 Limp_Bizkit666[50457]
whv-ca3a-66.rasserver.net
Home Rrrrrrrrun..

=]

hehe, jonagoo and jonamon got their ass whooped by DS in one of my BRs.. its cool to see that they won... =]

oh well, nice shit

i still don't love the intro tho.. i don't kknow why..

byeya

p.s-i'm tall, you are tall, we all tall for...salkdfjlkdsajflkdsajflksdjflksdjf
#16 [50458]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
i like rush games and i like taking over the world


altho hawaiian shirts are not the the ultimate combination of gay and cool, i am.
#17 jonamom[50459]
204.157.41.144
we did lose to DS... but that's 'cause it was unexpected. we were expecting a different opponent. =P

and i played bad that game. goo played worse=)

nice report. 10.

btw, jonagoo's homosexual
#18 Limp_Bizkit666[50460]
whv-ca3a-66.rasserver.net
cool!

both bob and jonamon is cool..

didn't know jonagoo is homosexual! =]

oh well

byeya

p.s-hawaiian shirts suck. and i'm tryingtotakeovertheworld@hotmail.com WHEEEE!!
#19 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-[50473]
r-177.116.alltel.net
<font color=orage>Hm... A little to wide for me 8( and my computer is being gay as usual so I cant change the resolution =/ stuck at 800x600.
#20 Mogalin[50474]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
A little wide but you can just move the screen over a tad and it's A-OK. Exceptional imagery!
#21 BackStabingLiar[50481]
63.239.42.130
Best set of pics i have ever seen!!!!!!!
hot damn!
#22 CynicalMagician[50488]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Really Jonas? You guys beat DMDyne and DMAlex in the 1 game I saw, and I thought I heard somewhere that you won the Tourny.. Ah well.
-CynicalMagician
#23 JonaGoo[50496]
x137-159-68-215.auto.pepperdine.edu
Er... let me set a couple of things straight.
1) Me.
2) Yeah, we lost to DS (in the Tao tourney not the Cornell one), but that's cuz I was playing on a freakin' Eskimo's computer. Sound didn't work and mouse was one of those funky remote wireless ones. That and the fact that we suck made us lose. :þ
3) Yeah Cynical, we did eventually take first in the Cornell one. Thanx for BR-ing. Wish you would BR the final round, but I understand U've probably had enough BR-ing for the time being.

P.S. JonaMom makes love to puppies and emus.
#24 BW-sux[50506]
spider-tj081.proxy.aol.com
This was a piece of ownage, YRM... errr Cynical.

10
BW-sux
#25 blah[50517]
63.210.199.30
very nice. only thing i think that could've been changed is the background of your pics were light light blue while the background was white.

9. be a 10 if the game was more intense. (-: There really wasn't much more you could've done with the gfx since they were so well done.
#26 eLf~GiGoLo[50519]
nic-160-c196-200.mw.mediaone.net
great report, nice graphics, newbie players

8 (10 if the games were good)
#27 xd's~Grrrr[50522]
proxy.netsetter.org
nice work
me not really grrr
just a wannabe
who's blah btw?
#28 SD-CanyonG[50523]
proxy.netsetter.org
babo means fool
not idiotic.....

dol-rah-suh means idiotic

korean dude
#29 SD-CanyonG[50524]
proxy.netsetter.org
hmmm.... nothing
#30 SD-CanyonG[50525]
proxy.netsetter.org
i forgot to say: NICE REPORT!!!!!!
good graphics =D
damn, i wish i could write like that... i skipped tthe sproff story or whatever though. i just want the breport. if it was longer, it would be 10
for now, hmm, give u 9.5

i heard Mark4 sucks at zerg...
#31 BackStabingLiar[50532]
63.239.42.130
"Speaking of the flow of doom, it has begun to stream to [TA]Ramius's natural, and the gathering marines have taken the opportunity to fill a wandering OL with more Uranium 238 than a Chernobyl cabbage."
/
|
funniest part
#32 [50537]
relay.atinc.com
Nice work on the graphics. Supreme effort overall. I'm glad I didn't miss this one.

-YRM-
#33 Wynr[50541]
neptune.cohr.com
Nice reporting, but you can skip the sporff.
#34 [50555]
rliv218.infocom.com
This report was graphically superb, but the game quality was a bit lacking.

Still, awesome job man<i>!!</i> Hope to see more.

9

Dref
#35 Fractal_Wave[50557]
24.67.140.51.bc.wave.home.com
Great Br, although the 1st game was lame, the creative use of scvs more than made up for it


very swank work.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#36 Fractal_Wave[50558]
24.67.140.51.bc.wave.home.com
Great Br, although the 1st game was lame, the creative use of scvs more than made up for it


very swank work.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#37 Robert Frazer[50559]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Two words.
BLOODY and BRILLIANT!
This report was EXCEPTIONAL. BRILLIANT pictures, and you detailed the report well, which is also important. I like the way you put in little details like the marine with nine kills.
The Sporff story is also a brilliant time killer as you wait for the pictures to load.
And the 'How to Conquer the World' captions are really inventive and actually could work (I'm (seriously) going to post them off to Buckingham Palace. It proably won't get through HRM's censors, but if it does, the British Empire will once again rise to greatness (Argentinians, I'm sending the Union Corse after YOU!) Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!)!
Top notch report, I give it a 10!!!!

-Robert Frazer-
"Praise be! We love it when the odds are stacked in our favour!"
#38 Ramius[50560]
alproxy1.proxy.lucent.com
damn you're funny, CM :)
#39 Ramius[50562]
alproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
"old smashy the possessed croquet mallet?"
you on crack, boy??

lmao :)

#40 [50566]
242849hfc139.tampabay.rr.com
i was a little too sleepy when i first read this report.. and gave my "rating"

8
:P
#41 CynicalMagician[50569]
24.69.48.13
Old Smashy the Possessed Coquet Mallet: Brainchild of one of my best friends, first from real life, as he would have conversations with the croquet mallet, talking about smashing stuff, gradually it earned the name Ol' Smashy, then it got written into a movie script he wrote, and then finally it made it into the BR. The Marines just looked so badass, like the devil was whispering into their ear... it seemed to work.
-CynicalMagician
#42 `Philip[50574]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
Great stuff, I really enjoyed it. I agree with the rest of the readers though, you made a bad game good with your good report skills. I can't wait for dref's report!!!
#43 Viper$[50603]
spider-to068.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>Awsome report
I can't think of anything wrong w/it
I can't believe people would sckip sporff
sporff owns
The report was verry funny
My favorite part was the steps to conquere the world
I'm going to implement them
You shall here soon about Viper the new Head Honcho and Supreme Dictatator Gosu Boss Man Who is Unspeakaply Cool and Powerfull the First
Or VHHSDGBMWUCP I

<P ALIGN=left><font size=20><font color="red">T</font><font color="blue">e</font><font color="white">r</font><font color="yellow">r</font><font color="green">a</font><font color="purple">n</font><font color="aqua">s</font> <font color="orange">o</font><font color="lime">w</font><font color="silver">n</font>
#44 The Mad Clown[50607]
spider-tl024.proxy.aol.com
Spaceman Sporff Rocks! :D



the mad clown
#45 SlingsNArrows[50625]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I wasn't mentioned! lol. btw, someone who can beat D-Hawk down... please do! He seriously needs an ego deflation, just be careful of the shockwave when he pops... Cause man... when a zit that big blows... it... well... blows.

<b><marquee> heh, WilliamWC3 check your mail and take me off Paper shredders plz!!</marquee></b>
#46 Jonagoo[JC][50629]
proxy.sjc.netsetter.org
I am homosexual as JonaMom said... but i am proud of it. Does anyone want to be my boyfriend?

I am also attracted to gophers... doh >_<

Hmm, i think those dragoons are hot. Ghosts are sexy too.

#47 JonaGoo[50633]
dial109.b1.tnt1.lax.ca.freei.net
Babo...
#48 ~PL~CloudStrife[50665]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
"After killing only 1 or 2 probes, the lings are cruelly smacked away like a pizza delivery boy fending off the attempts of a 55 year old woman to pay for her food with "favours". OMG LOL LOL!!! Thats hilarious. This report is not just gosu, not super gosu, but ULTRA SUPER GO-SU GOSU!!!!!!!!!!!! Graphics are worthy of YRM,writeing of I_AM(his reports rock!)!! 10
#49 JFeTT[50695]
ro04-204-210-189-182.ce.mediaone.net
You get fifty, Don't let drefsab intimidate you!
#50 mattkid[78492]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
good report



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