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#1 CYnicalMagician[54961]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I win PS! HAHA!
#2 SlingsNArrows[54962]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
1st
#3 Phoenix-S-[54963]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
1st
#4 SlingsNArrows[54964]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
We both beat him!!!!!!!!!!
#5 Phoenix-S-[54965]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
Damn my slow connection to hell!
#6 Phoenix-S-[54966]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
Die!
#7 Phoenix-S-[54967]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
Bah off to read
#8 Nuclear~SCV[54968]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Holy hell you guys, I come and look and their's 7 comments! OMG keep this up :)

I hope you like this report, I worked hard on it, and if some images don't work, it's because geocities sucks :(

#9 CynicalMagician[54969]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I had to right clik and 'show image' a few times, but it was pretty well worth the effort. Good report Kane, and it sounded like a good game. I like reading about players I know too. The writing was pretty clear, and it didn't seem like any details were lost, except why on earth slings didn't drop... Ah well. One of your images was moved over, and looked a little weird, because you couldn't see the whole thing.

My only suggestion for collages is that you use a few bigger pics, or if you're too worried about bandwidth etc, just make the pics smaller, and show more of the battle field.

Anyway, GJ.
-CM

PS. Phoenix, I only wanted first because you wanted it too. >)






#10 Nuclear~SCV[54970]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
OMG on my browser some of the pics are awfully close together :(
#11 Phoenix-S-[54971]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
You didnt put any pics of Britney or JLH!?!? You bastard! I got you good pics! Dirty little bastard! Your 9 is now a *drumroll please

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#12 Nuclear~SCV[54972]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Die PS! Die! :P I don't care for britney, and the JLH pic kinda sucked compared to these 2.

BTW, about half the alt text is from Jeff Foxworthy, so if any of it sounds familiar, that's why.

#13 Nuclear~SCV[54973]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Die PS! Die! :P I don't care for britney, and the JLH pic kinda sucked compared to these 2.

BTW, about half the alt text is from Jeff Foxworthy, so if any of it sounds familiar, that's why.

#14 Phoenix-S-[54974]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
DONT CARE FOR BRITNEY!?!? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING!?!? And that was NOT a bad pic of JLH! That pic r0x0red!
#15 Nuclear~SCV[54975]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Oops hit refresh, sorry for the spam :(
#16 Nuclear~SCV[54976]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
That pic was of her nearly fully clothed! We don't need fully clothed babes!
#17 BW-sux[54977]
spider-we052.proxy.aol.com
IMO using pics of girls to buy off raters usually lowers the overall ratings.

Other than that, a few pics didn't load after a few tries. Not the best writing either, but not the worst. No one really seems to like to hear about gay observers either, but what can I say? Maybe use the preview button a little more next time?

6
BW-sux




#18 Phoenix-S-[54978]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
Even fully clothed she is hot as hell! It was all skin-tight fool!
#19 BW-sux[54979]
spider-we052.proxy.aol.com
Sorry for spamming.

Also, you might be a redneck if your richest relative moves and you have to help take the wheels off his new house. :)

BW-sux



#20 [HK]SlipKnoT[54980]
bc-kam-a53-02-66.look.ca
Kane copy me more pls with the chicks at the end K thnx man. Anyways good report i read it. Yayayayayayay
#21 Phoenix-S-[54981]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
CYnicalMagician

YOU MADE A TYPO ON YOUR FIRST COMMENT! I DECLARE IT NULL AND VOID!

#22 Nuclear~SCV[54982]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
BW: I wasn't trying to buy off raters, I did it for the enjoyment of those who wanted to see em, namely phoenix. And slip, I didn't know you did something like that before so sorry man :(

BTW, bw, what was so bad about the writing?

#23 CynicalMagician[54983]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
=P

You might be a redneck if...

You can look out into your back yard to play the license plate game.
-CM
#24 Nuclear~SCV[54984]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Everyone just keep coming up with redneck jokes! I wanna hit the 100 comment mark by friday :)
#25 Phoenix-S-[54987]
lrar5pp89.alltel.net
I WOULD have enjoyed them if brit and JHL were in there, bitch!
#26 SlingsNArrows[54988]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
You missed some major stuff :o( He didn't turbo newbie the 3 o'clock for no reason... I just canceled the hatch. He killed maybe 10 or more overlords over the game and I was forced to continually pump them. I forced him to slowly push by pulling back lurkers a little bit all the way from his main, which was why the game wasn't over with 20 minutes ago. With the lings, I was attempting to get him to pull his marines back behind his tanks perhaps, giving my lurkers a better chance to move up and irradicate building turrets and tanks. That probably wasn't obvious because I suck and it didn't work on him :o(

The Guards were a distraction, I sent them in small waves of 5 and 3, and however badly they were owned they achieved what I hoped, which was to stop half his gas intake ( destroy the assimilato) and kill off 1/3 of his mining SCVs. Both Iron and I agree that we played like crap... but it wasn't quite as simplified and larthargic of a game as you made it sound.

I can't get all the pics to load either. I tried right click show picture, to no avail. :o( Good work, I enjoyed the babes :o) names plz? they will call for internet searches so that I may put them as the background on my comp and anger col greatly.

My suggestions for you, Find better players, take better notes, pay more attention to game, less to obs, and find out why I can't load half of your pictures. :o(
#27 SlingsNArrows[54990]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
P.S. I didn't maynard anything, let alone 2 drones. I'm too much of a newbie for that. I just set the rally point from my main hatch to down at my natural. That's why they were simply sitting there as well. :o(
#28 Nuclear~SCV[54992]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I saw him blow up the hatch, I just didn't write it down and forgot about it till now. And I had no clue that you had your rally points set, how should I know that? I kind of figured he was ovie hunting, but I didn't have any proof except for that one wraith early, so I left it out :/

As for the babes, I think the one on top is Catherine Zeta Jones, gotta ask PS for sure, he found it. And the bottom one is shannon something or other, She's in Scary Movie I think.
#29 SlingsNArrows[54993]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
It's ok, I didn't really care. It made him sound like an idiot setting up a turbo newbie on an unoccupied base, and since he is by far the better player, I don't want him to sound like an idiot :o)

LoL, if you don't know that I was maynarding, then don't make it up!

Is Scary Movie good? I wanna see that.
#30 Starookie[55006]
edtn007640.hs.telusplanet.net
To slings: yes scary movie rocks. It kinda revolves around sex tho. OH well ^^


Nice collages: +2


HOT BABES: +8


Total score: 10



Hurray for kane!
#31 Frozen~SCV[55007]
slip-32-100-235-251.ca.us.prserv.net
Kane is my jesus. OMG, I miss my noble beast. His little quirks, the way he's bulging eye sockets rolled about like he was on ritalin, the way his snout dropped mucas and fluids all over the round he graced. In order to preserve more of these god-given creatures, I am creating the PABO organization: Preserve All Bengalass Organs. Please contribute to my cause. My official SlingsNArrows CD wallet is bestest ever. Kins is horny.
#32 PrincessCollsy[55011]
AC8DE899.ipt.aol.com
Kane...hmm...were the pictures of the girls to get my Slings all interested necessary? jeez..now I've gotta hunt down some people which wouldn't have been necessary, especially if you didn't give him their names. If he even dares to get more pics of them...well...we'll see what'll happen. And Slings my dear..why would you want to anger me? Do I need to beat on you? :o) ;o)

Well, Kane, the report was pretty good, although letting the pictures that I couldn't see tell the story caused some difficulty. I just like it cause it's about my Slings. See ya'll later :o)

#33 Ain_Soph[55012]
1Cust58.tnt8.dfw5.da.uu.net
I give it a 10, i mean the report sucked and all but the chicks were great....shouldnt have even made a report...just pictures of hot chicks
#34 CynicalMagician[55014]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Slings cheats on you with me collsy. And Kane. And phoenix. But especially me.
#35 Wisest~Yoda[55015]
pm3-1-141.boscobel.mwt.net
wowee, slings won a game?
;D

good report kane it was well written kinda and all the pics worked for me

oh yeah and ms paint > u

later
yoda
#36 Clint[55018]
proxy.sjc.netsetter.org
wtf. bw-sux is gay?
he doesn't like the pictures?
he thinks this deserves a 6?
wtf
#37 Nuclear~SCV[55020]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Yoda you could tell it was done with paint? :)

Sorry about the pics but for some reason they didn't even work for me once or twice and I uploaded the damn things :(

Col: I didn't put the pics in for slings, I put em in for Phoenix :)

Slings: I didn't mean to make anyone sound like a newbie, but you both did play pretty badly :/ Oh and it certainly looked like you maynarded, because your hatch was done, 2 drones went that way, what else is it? :P

If this thing isn't rated tomorrow I'm going to blow a gasket :/

Comment more! Comment more!
#38 Marie47[55022]
1Cust240.tnt3.minneapolis.mn.da.uu.net
Nice report. It was also kewl to see some people who weren't perfect all game; makes me feel better :) Great game, everyone!
#39 Mogalin[55025]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Since u gave me a comment I'll give u a comment

Where is the empty space?!?!
#40 Kaz[55041]
sappho.lweb.net
Ultras win, report = 10
#41 QuadManiac[55054]
PNBFB102-18.splitrock.net
Report gets a big, giant, KICK IN THE ASS.
#42 Phoenix-S-[55068]
r-174.92.alltel.net
You want an open space 'eh mog?























That good enough?
#43 PrincessCollsy[55081]
AC857222.ipt.aol.com
Still Kane, "babes" easily accessable to Slings is not a good thing, even if their intent was for someone else. No need for putting ideas in his head. :o)

Cyn, he cheats on me? How does he do that? I'm kinda curious. You and Kane and Phoneix? Geesh, all the guys that I thought were nice around here. Only nice because they're stealing my Slings. Hrmmm...Well, I'll take care of that :o)
#44 Templar569[55084]
168.168.234.60
Mmmmm, Shannon Elizabeth. God bless American Pie!
#45 jeezumcrow[55090]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
hey templar wherve u been its me denboymich hehe, um btw
thank god my manager wasnt nearby when i was reading the end of your BR hehe, nice pictures on the battles, and great game, i didnt think that zerg would win but i guess utlras do own :)





#46 Nuclear~SCV[55094]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Still not rated? *whirrrrr ding ding dong boink!* Oh crap I didn't even know I had a gasket there. :(
#47 [HK]SlipKnoT[55096]
bc-kam-a53-01-93.look.ca
hmmmmmmm 47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#48 Cracky_The_Peon[55101]
204.0.88.14
I have 2 things to say:

1)- Internet Cafes rule - glad I got to read the report before I left guate Kane-

2)- Slings is sexy, but not as sexy as Kane

Gw on the report- work on pics more.

Cracky
#49 SlingsNArrows[55108]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Stop commenting on this report!

Clint: BW isn't gay and he wasn't that far off, even Kane will probably have to admit that this is about a 7 even when all the pics show.

Heh... I do not Cheat with Phoenix or Kane! Cynic... well.. who can resist the horny houdini? And there is Yoda... and... so many others... But... Em Wait! I never cheat on Col! heheheheheh Muahahahahahahahaha
#50 PrincessCollsy[55109]
AC891A08.ipt.aol.com
Alright, whomever started this whole cheating on me is gonna be in big trouble. Yoda, too? Geesh..all the ones that I thought were my friends. :o(

Well, we shall have to take care of some things. Just you wait. :o)
#51 PrincessCollsy[55110]
AC891A08.ipt.aol.com
Alright, whomever started this whole cheating on me is gonna be in big trouble. Yoda, too? Geesh..all the ones that I thought were my friends. :o(

Well, we shall have to take care of some things. Just you wait. :o)
#52 Nuclear~SCV[55113]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Oh yeah, I think it deserves a 7 and all, but a 6?
#53 BackStabingLiar[55117]
63.239.42.130
nice report, im glad to see my sexy biznatch slingsnarrows cum out on top.

on a side note - im not pleased to hear about all of the lovers of slingsNarrows. yes its true i really believed i was the only one. Slings it is over. But... we will always have the "live chat."

boo hoo
#54 `~DarKnight~'[55118]
06-036.022.popsite.net
gj on the br. i'd say 8, the pics and writing were good, but nothing really special. also, some of your collages have too many pics togethor and some worthess ones. a part of a collage showing two marines? otherwise, its all good
#55 BackStabingLiar -=|2 e|) |/| e ( k=-[55119]
63.239.42.130
if you're mother in law has ever gotten her hair chopped down by your ceiling fan...

#56 Templar569[55122]
168.168.234.60
Hey, denboy! I check jolly every time I'm on, but you're never there. You too busy sobbing over Pedro being on the injured list to get on Bnet? :)
#57 CynicalMagician[55123]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Bah. In like 12 hours this beat my personal comment record. =P
-CM
#58 jeezumcrow[55125]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
hahaha very true very true :(((

um i think it is server splits, i have a hard time seeing the other ppl, btw i am sometimes in channel steel and players

just check /where for me
#59 Nuclear~SCV[55126]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I own you cyn, I always have I always will :P

Actually I bet it's just some of the senseless postings I did :(
#60 CynicalMagician[55127]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
You mean like the babes?
#61 BackStabingLiar -=|2 e|) |/| e ( k=-[55134]
63.239.42.130
he prolly means like the redneck comments.
just so ya know.
not to blow anyone's comment sections.
#62 Nuclear~SCV[55146]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I meant the 3 or 4 posts at a time I did yesterday :/

#62! woo! :) keep em comin.
#63 Deranged~SCV[55160]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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#65 Deranged~SCV[55163]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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#66 Deranged~SCV[55164]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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#74 Deranged~SCV[55172]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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#75 Deranged~SCV[55173]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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#79 Deranged~SCV[55178]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
You have been warned...


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#80 Deranged~SCV[55180]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Ok, I'm done now. This was done of Kanes request... no I'm kidding I'm just spaming the hell out of this comment section laterz.
#81 CynicalMagician[55187]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I'll be really surprised if JV or M4 don't either ban you, or give you a warning of their own. =P
-CM
#82 King_[LSRS-13][55190]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
What I want to know is HOW THE HELL DID IRONCROSS WIN THE FIRST MATCH!? I watched him play a 2v2 with [HK]Slaughter and he got his ass royally kicked as I remember it. Maybe he got better, or wasn't at the top of his game, anyway, he was new at that time when I watched, but it wasn't too long ago though. I still can't believe he beat him...

Oh well. It was a good report, I'm not rating though. If those oh so intelligent raters would make me one *hint hint* *wink wink* *slips Fox a 20* *slips mark a 50*. There, that should do it.

Later,
King
#83 Nuclear~SCV[55194]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I did not request that spamming. I do not acknowledge those posts' right to existence. As far as I'm concerned, Deranged~SCV is a total retard. :P

How did probe's "br" get an 8.2 and this get an 8?
#84 CynicalMagician[55196]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Probes will get deleted =P
-CM
#85 Sandman_[666][55198]
proxy3-external.rdc1.on.home.com
I think that u should PUT A LOT OF SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR PICS and btw BRITNEY SPEARS IS ugly compared to SMG
#86 BW-sux[55213]
spider-wb051.proxy.aol.com
Probe sux.

After reading through this (and Cynical's report), I think this should get more 7's.

BW-sux
#87 garett[55233]
tyrcache.tyler.net
kane report me, thx
#88 Nuclear~SCV[55241]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Yeah, I think this thing is by far a 7 compared to cyn's. Hell this thing is shit next to cyn's :(

Report you garett? You mean br you? I seldom watch any of your games :/
#89 BW-sux[55245]
spider-tp021.proxy.aol.com
Bah, Deranged didn't really spam.

BTW if this gets over 100 comments it won't count until comment #117 because of all of those comments Deranged made, even if the admins don't delete. At least in my book anyway.

BW-sux

#90 Mogalin[55262]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
The comments won't count because around 42% are deranged's, the author. spamming your own comments section isn't cool
#91 Phoenix-S-[55279]
lrar5pp64.alltel.net
Sandman is a chobofucking retard =/
#92 BackStabingLiar -=|2 e|) |/| e ( k=-[55317]
63.239.42.130
THERES SO MANY BULLSHIT POSTS IN HERE!
THIS IS THE NINETY-SECOND!
#93 Nuclear~SCV[55332]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Mog, I'm not intentionately spamming my own comment section, I just have fingers that type faster than my mind works, so I hit add comment, and then "Oh wait! I forgot something!" hits me, etc. As for deranged, I don't count those comments either :(
#94 Busboy[55379]
dialup-166.90.70.116.Chicago1.Level3.net
You might be a redneck if.. uh..

Screw it, #94 is too cool for redneck jokes.
#95 Wisest~Yoda[55594]
pm3-1-137.boscobel.mwt.net
weeee prolly no one will read this soooo


slings is my sex slave
#96 King_[LSRS-13][55612]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Really? I'll have to remember that for blackmailing......

King
#97 Nuclear~SCV[55616]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
Yoda, slings is also my sex slave. Flip ya for him.
#98 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[55617]
bc-kam-a53-01-88.look.ca
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hi
#99 Wisest~Yoda[55628]
pm3-1-137.boscobel.mwt.net
sorry kane but no, hes MINE ALL MINE :P

#100 btw[55629]
pm3-1-137.boscobel.mwt.net
yoda got 100
huk huk
#101 BW-sux[55676]
spider-wl073.proxy.aol.com
Umm... 2 gays fighting over a straight guy with a gf. Incredibly stupid if you ask me.

BW-sux
#102 SlingsNArrows[55677]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
You are all very twisted. I am Col's sex slave. ::cough and cyn's and back's cough::
#103 PrincessCollsy[55738]
AC8DBD07.ipt.aol.com
WHAT?!?! Umm, Yoda, Kane, excuse me? Cyn and Back, too? Geesh...I've gotta put up more of a fight than I thought. How does my boy always end up being talked about in sexual terms? hmmm....if only I was good at this game and could beat the heck outta all of ya. Well, just you wait.
#104 Wisest~Yoda[55808]
pm3-1-166.boscobel.mwt.net
hmm


BW, sex?



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