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#1 Nuclear~SCV[55128]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
First! First! Now to read.
#2 CynicalMagician[55129]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Allright! Sorry about the amount of images there were in this, but I couldn't bring myself to delete any more. 2.6 megs is still far too much =P. Oh well. Also, this BR was 'optimized' for 800x600, anything smaller than that looks gay. Hell, it may look gay anyway. To each their own.

If you have a comment that says: 'The images don't work' try refreshing, and/or right clicking on the images and pressing show picture. Otherwise, I dont care, because all the pics worked for me eventually. The internet has been shitting itself lately though, so I'm not sure what's going on.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed it.
-CM




#3 Ahzarelly[55130]
200.203.241.247
While it loads I get myself 3rd!!

#4 CynicalMagician[55131]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
By the way, there is a background image. Depending on when yuor computer loads it, you will see all white for a while. DOnt panick.
-CM
#5 PrincessCollsy[55132]
AC8F5BBE.ipt.aol.com
Hey, I don't have time to read it now, but the graphics are awesome, as usual. I'll tell ya what else I think another time. I'm just excited to be in the top 10. :o)
#6 CynicalMagician[55140]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
You may not have snagged first comment, but you did get 'first reader' Dr Z. =P
-CM
#7 GRB[55141]
q.ssl.berkeley.edu
Then I get second reader. Wow, I feel ridiculously unimportant. Anyway, very nice job. The only thing that I found irritating was the background of your images did not match the background of the table. A minor thing, but in most pics you could tell where the pic border was.

I liked the pirate theme.

-GRB



#8 Dapp[55144]
users2.xorchicago.com
Kick ass CM! Another great report.

10

#9 Nuclear~SCV[55145]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I'm a slow reader, 9 comments before I get done? :(

Nice job on it all. Why did you have to release this right after mine? Now it looks like shit and I won't get any more comments :(

10



#10 CynicalMagician[55147]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
GRB: That's because most of the pics were jpg format... I could've used transparency gifs, but then it would have tacked on probably another meg of filesize =P. Although I found the seams annoying to myself as well, I didn't think that it was worth adding another 5 minutes of loading time to fix a relatively minor problem.
-CM
#11 Sonneillon[55148]
tsdlsk01d01010126.sk.sympatico.ca
Whoa! This is some 9.5 - 10 material Cynical. Good job! Another one of fav reports right beside Spuzz's Hillbilly report, ~CB~'s "1 vs 1 brotherly war", and Heartcutter's "Gone Fishing."

Jolly good show!

-Sonny Bouy



#12 Sonneillon[55149]
tsdlsk01d01010126.sk.sympatico.ca
Oh yeah, the alt text's rocked. Heh, I'm wondering when PS is gonna bitch you out for the Britany(?) Spears comment. Heh.

BTW- I found one little sentence that was confusing -

<i>After broodlinging the two templar that stood guard over his main, Ogrim moves in with his guardians, which start picking off cannons and good. </i>

I think you forgot something here...

But once again, excellent report.




#13 The Asylum[55151]
ce-stjh-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
Nice job. And, for the record, I was first reader, and was about to make 3rd comment when I had to go to a game, which was rained out :( Anyways, great job. I found Phoenix getting utterly raped by 1 DT to be incredibly hilarious, as was the animation of the DT getting killed. The writing was good and I enjoyed the theme a lot more than most theme BRs. Only bad thing was that there was no Terran. Bnet random is evil.
#14 Fractal_Wave[55152]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
Lovin' Spoonful! Damn fine band.

"Hot time, summer in the city..."

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#15 CynicalMagician[55161]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Yeah Fractal! I honestly didn't expect anyone to get that.

And Sonn, yes I think I did screw that up. It should have read "... cannons and goons." =P. Too early. Oh well.
-CM
#16 Hostile~SCV[55184]
spider-wo083.proxy.aol.com
This was amazing, Cynic. Awesome graphics, wonderful writing approach... this had everything and more.

Excellent Job.

10+
#17 jeezumcrow[55189]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
well, i have to get home now from work so i dont have time reading the whole thing, i looked at the first part and the pictures, i think this was outstanding, I dont have such imagination and html skills as you do :P

anyhow this really deserves a 10 for presentation, the battles also looked very good, i dont really know about the content but ill comment later bout that :))

and that bit about the dark templar presented as a bad ass pirate or something for taking out a main, thats really good hehe, dts suck or are awesome dependning on which end of the stick you are at hehe (ask Maynard ;)

#18 Templar569[55191]
168.168.234.60
Great report. Interesting and clever writing, good pics, and a fun game. Kudos!
#19 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[55195]
bc-kam-a53-01-93.look.ca
Good report
#20 Dialtone_[55197]
athe530-o137.otenet.gr
Bro, the intro sounded cool(just liek Jeff K.) but no way i can wait for the pictures to load right now sorry :(.Might i suggest you get an image optimiser?(plz?) :D
#21 Phoenix-S-[55202]
r-177.111.alltel.net
<center><font size=250 color=gold>10</font></center>

Whee I suck! My DT got 1 less kill than the supergodly DT =/
Awsome BR etc. etc., Cynic is my idol!

P.S. I DONT CARE IF SHE IS A SLUT! She is still sexy as hell 8)
#22 The..Scarab[55203]
AC8D8577.ipt.aol.com
10! DAMNIT!, 10!
Awesome report.
Cool theme.
Great pics.
Great writing (duh)
And the background image was the first thing that came up. So whole page didnt open until the background image did. Which i think is a good thing, cause its just gay to see the report without backround. Its like seeing it neked.

-The..Scarab
#23 The..Scarab[55204]
AC8D8577.ipt.aol.com
Btw, i think all the crap about image loading needs to chill. When a guy spends that much time taking ss, editing the pic, making a collage, finding other pics to go with it, putting it on the net...all to have someone say..."it took a long ass time to load, i cant sit through this." That to me seems kind of disrespectful. Unless you have something horribly important to do, how bout get up off your ass and go have a life for 10 minutes and let the bastard load.

-The..Scarab
#24 CynicalMagician[55206]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Thanks Scarab. That's how I feel too. Except I have a cable modem, so it makes my opinion less valid... >)
-CM
#25 Phoenix-S-[55207]
r-177.111.alltel.net
Yeah! What he said!
#26 BW-sux[55209]
spider-wb051.proxy.aol.com
Wow, great report. I see nothing really wrong with this.

10
BW-sux
#27 Dialtone_[55219]
athe530-q232.otenet.gr
I didnt mean to be disrespectfull the the author.What i said is (if you bothered to read my comment twice before flaming me) is that i could not wait for the report to load at that time.So it means that i did have something to do at the time.The fact that i dont have a cable modem and it would take ... oh let me calculate this ... 4 k/bytes a seconds(my bandwith right now).. 2.6 megabytes..i'd say about 17 minutes since i have icq open at the same time (take about 10% of my total bandwith) and of course including bandwith "spikes" since i'm on a dial-up and loading a couple of other pages at the same time).But the problem is that about 4 minutes from the time the page would load the connection would "time out" and the images would stop loading.Thus i would have to click on each image and choose "show image" that would take me maybe a couple of minutes.So i chose to wait until i get to a computer with a higher bandwith so i can enjoy the report as it's creator intented.I'm realy sorry i dont have cable (or higher) and i will surely sell my kidney in the Russian black market to get one as fast as possible, but until then i will refrain to read this report.I hope CM will understand and i sincierly hope that you will forgive me for my actions.I am eagerly waiting for a response as witty and mature as you last one.

Thanks in advance,
Dialtone_.
#28 CynicalMagician[55220]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
No no, I wasn't referring directly to you DT. I was agreeing with Scarab, and although he was perhaps thinking of yuo, he didn't say your name specifically. I was more saying that I agree, that if someone takes the time to make good pics, then readers should take the time for them to load.

I understand your predicament, and I got your post, because it seemed like you were implying that you would let them load some other time. Also, my comment about having a cable modem was not to say that everyone should sell themselves to get one, but rather that my opinion on the loading of fancy pics is less valid, since when I let things load, it means I wait 20 or 30 seconds, rather than several minutes. Hence, I dont have as much to 'lose', and therefore my saying that I let pics load doesn't mean as much as someone with a dialup that lets them load. It's like the difference between someone on welfare donating 500 bucks, or Bill Gates donating 500.. It's the same thing, but different.

Finally, I didn't flame you, and in my opinion my response wasn't immature. Til next time,
-CM
#29 Bane[55222]
adsl-61-49-38.atl.bellsouth.net
this looks awesome, i gotta watch the all star game so ill read it after =]

Bane
#30 GRB[55224]
q.ssl.berkeley.edu
Darn Dialtone, you're gonna have to skip on my next report too =( I have a 56k modem with a shitty connection too... guess how long it takes me to upload my pics :P oh well...

-GRB
#31 [55231]
rliv129.infocom.com
hahaha, that was long... I rule<i>!!</i>

hmmm,
Dref
#32 garett[55234]
tyrcache.tyler.net
dref u deserve to go to hell for giving this report a 9

=]
#33 CynicalMagician[55235]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Yay! All my commenting on other BR's has paid off! Also I didn't even know DSC had a page, and I for sure didn't know you were webmaster. Cool.
-CM
#34 Drunksab[55237]
spider-wa012.proxy.aol.com
<BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>ONE, IT SUCKED.


CHEERS,
DREF
#35 [55238]
rliv129.infocom.com
hahaha, I put you on the news page so if you don't make it on BR.com's news page, you at least made it on the ~DSc~ news page... ;-)

Cheers,
Dref
#36 The..Scarab[55239]
AC8D8577.ipt.aol.com
dialtone, i wasnt flaming you, i know what u were saying. But there are alot of ppl out there that do that shit. That was not directed at you or one person at all --;.

-The..Scarab
#37 The..Scarab[55240]
AC8D8577.ipt.aol.com
Hell, i just read your comment twice. Whos flaming who?
#38 Fractal_Wave[55242]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
Holy Crow this is a grrreat report. Here's why::

-It's a picture of madagascar

-Being raised on a steady diet of 50's & 60's rock'n'roll means you know about the Lovin Spoonful.

-Briteny Bashing!!!!!!!!!

-Reference to one of the best psychedelic rock songs EVER, Age of Aquarius. 5th Dimension==another fine band.

-2nd best animated GIF I've ever seen.

-superlative writing

-excellent pictures.

-anti-smoking alt text!

-Reference to the best adventure game ever, monkey island 1. "I am rubber, you are glue."

-"like the deviant dominatrix he is"

This was bloody outstanding.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave


#39 BW-sux[55244]
spider-tp021.proxy.aol.com
Heh, Fractal talks like an englishman now.

BW-sux
#40 CynicalMagician[55246]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
You're one of the most educated people on this site Fractal. Marry me. We can talk about ELO and the Beatles all night and listen to records under the starlight.

BTW, what is the best animated gif ever? I wanna see it. Thanks for the support by the way too.
-CM
#41 [55248]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
i really wish i read BRs that dont have me in them now!

c'est la vie
#42 CynicalMagician[55249]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I played an FFA a couple days of in tribute to your gayness with the bengalaas shrine in that one BR bob... I won too. Hurray for speed tech to psi raids.
-CM
#43 Dialtone_[55251]
athe530-q112.otenet.gr
I was refering to Scarab's post who, even if he doesnt mention my name makes it clear that he was talking about me.(read below) I did let the report to load and saved it to my hdd. I will comment on it tommorow (having no sleep at all for the last 24 hours is bad manner). :(

The..Scarab:If i was flaming you my post would go in this fashion:<i>hey scarab newbler, take you cable modem and stick where you know,or even better give it to me...</i>. My post was not a flame.Your post wasnt directed to me?Ok lets analyze that.I was the only one that mentioned slow loading time.You post starts like this: <i>Btw, i think all the crap about image loading needs to chill.</i> Uh,ok i can see that the comment wasnt directed to me but to the persons that mentioned slow loading time.Duh, i was the only one to do that, so i guess it was directed to me? Anyway we can finish this like civilised people,simply opening a thread in the forums calling each other gay and saying bad things about each other's genealogical(sp?) tree or just drop the subject
bye for now,
dial_
#44 probe[55252]
24161239hfc134.tampabay.rr.com
haha you played on one of bobs maps.... own:D
#45 Carni-Swarm aka Carni{hero}[55254]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
The best animated gif was a DT chopping up like 10 marines. I think it was one of WC3's. Please correct me if I'm wrong. It was on a snow tileset. I remember it quite well.
#46 [55255]
dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com
God damn I love pirates!

9 normally, but I give it +1 for the cool pirate that said "Aaaaaarr..."

Arrrrr I give it a 10, you salty sea dogs!

Arrrr!
#47 Casper...[55256]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-1189.look.ca
Damn this is pretty.
#48 SlingsNArrows[55258]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Twas Splendiferous
#49 WSSO[55259]
hsa127.pool004.at101.earthlink.net
It seems like a really nice report and nice backround with tight pics, but, i dont have enough time to read it all =( NJ and MAKE MORE BR's PLZ!!
#50 Phoenix-S-[55260]
lrar5pp64.alltel.net
Dref, STFU, he put me in there that much for comedy. Cant you just forget about our argument or are you still bitter?
BTW, i was a factor in that game, because I killed Ogrim's last hydra den, which cost him his anti air production capabilities, which in turn cost him the game (according to him at leaste)
#51 Phoenix-S-[55261]
lrar5pp64.alltel.net
P.S. - He gave details on EVERY event during the game, which I, personally, think is something that all reporters should do.
#52 Dr.Zchivago[55267]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Yes, Carni-Swarm it was one of WC3's. And yes, that pic freaking ruled.
I think it was a whole control group of marines all nice and bunched together and then just ripped to shreds in a matter of seconds.

Nothing really fancy, just one hell of a sweet pic!

-Dr.Z

and good job again Cyn
#53 Drunk[55280]
user03795.du.no.uu.net
Hey Cyn, I'm (as usuall) drrunk like a lizard and cant f****** spell, but know this; I'm off D2 for awhile and I'm officially back to SC... Gonna tlk to deez and mess for all thats worth... btw, I'm also gonna force my good friend DND (DatNiggaDuran) to get back on Sc for some 2v2 so if any of u guys c me, Im hunting for a 2v2 (for everybodys convenience; no I do not play bgh, no I do nor play temple, but I play hunters if Im guarantied to win).
Finally, I just want to say its sweet 2 b sweed, since noone can flame me 4 me spelling like shit.

-DatDrunkMF

P.S. Long time no see; How bout a hug?
#54 Drunk[55288]
user03795.du.no.uu.net
Damn Cyn, I realy think its time for some Polaris smackdown soon, dont u say?
#55 DragonValgarv[55308]
patty.nawcad.navy.mil
Whoo, I'm reading this late, I think. >_< Awesome report, anyone who mentions Monkey Island should get a 10, hahaha. This was a pretty good theme, except I kept forgetting who was representing what country...but that's not a big deal, since you use the players' names consistently.<br><br>I also give you props for dissing "that slut" and using a line from "Age of Aquarius". Keep up the great work 8)
#56 ~Folgers~DSc~[55312]
cflow1-if-1.mts.net
Uhh..Very good job..But..uhh..Where's Captain Bones? I wanna see captain bones! *starts to cry, then realizes how many people are gonna read this...* = D

Keep up the good work! =

P.S. I only came to se this because it waz on the ~DSc~ page...
#57 ~Folgers~[55313]
cflow1-if-1.mts.net
Oh..I forgot..I give this a 10 ; )

And try to ignore my spelling...(It's like nine in the morning here...)
#58 Dialtone_[55334]
athe530-o129.otenet.gr
Woah man,this report was excelent.It shows an incredible amount of work devoted into it and deserves a place among the best of them.Looking back at your reports, this is definatly your best work. A truly great addition to the site.Keep up the good work dude.
*rubs his Cyn.Magician statue*
#59 ProtectorofAiur[55340]
coswebproxy1.core.hp.com
very nice job cyn
#60 Mogalin[55344]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Worthless slut and how!
#61 Spuzz[55352]
jfsn-02-25.dialup.netins.net
Great report! Fun theme :D

I can tell that you put a lot of work in to this one; it shows. Captain Bones was awesome..."Yarrrrr! I'm a pirate! Yar!" lol

Please keep writing!

Spuzz
#62 [55373]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
ok i forced myself to read it

this would be a 10, but the annoying background and more annoying phoenix-s- keep it form that.

good 9 tho!
#63 DeezNutz(~DSc~)[55380]
dialup-166.90.70.116.Chicago1.Level3.net
Wahoo!

My favorite report ever. Drunk and Grimmy are 2 of my best buds on bnet tho, so I might be a little biased..

Go bias!

Anyways.. Awesome.
And you get +1, cuz I remember you like Dirty Work..
That makes a grand total of 11 :)

-DeezNutz

PS: Drunk, I need to talk to ya soon.. Since I can't play, I need you to keep my 2 important accounts active, especially since I'm going on vacation for two weeks soon.. Bleh, I'll post this on the DSc forum just incase.
DSL is out of the picture.. But, I'm a working man now.. Expect me to have a cable modem shortly :]
#64 YourRoleModel's Doberman[55383]
spider-wd044.proxy.aol.com
Grrrrr, I knew the Lovin Spoonful, I will eat you all, grrrr
#65 WilliamWC3[55384]
cc29488-a.twsn1.md.home.com
First report to consitently crash my web browser since the IHM chronicles. I'm working on my next report but this thing is frieking intimidating. Keep up the good work.
#66 [55393]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
If Will is intimidated by your report then you should be more happy then me giving you this

9

GREAT WORK!!!!

Fox^1
#67 Yo'Mama[MC][55417]
ACA7CD07.ipt.aol.com
Cynical, your da shit man. Your my favorite BR reporter. I like the way you describe the gay shit shooting flying sausage mobiles!

Where can I get that map by any chance?
#68 CynicalMagician[55425]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Thanks WC3. I was inspired by your backgrounds.

and Yo'Momma: Look in the SC/maps directory. It's called:

(7)River War.scm or .scx
-CM
#69 CynicalMagician[55426]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
And btw, if this stays at 9.4, then it means I've either improved or stayed the same on the last 6 reports I've done. Steps in the right direction. I swear that someday I will woo both Fox and Dref into giving me tens.
-CM
#70 Fractal_Wave[55435]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
<b>BW-Sux</b>:: I was in England for two weeks testing Black & White. The language grows on you, mate.

<b>CM</b>:: You're too kind, but I've got a girlfriend at the moment. Best animated gif ever is from WilliamWC3's Winter Storm ( I think that's the name) and I swear to god it gets EVERY single frame of a DT attack. Your is a damn close second though.

And the Beatles rock. Although I confess to ignorance as to "ELO". Anyways.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#71 CynicalMagician[55442]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Awww Frac, you break my heart. If you ever need a rebound relationship, lemme know >). Electric Light Orchestra. They rock, try and find some stuff on napster. I recommend Turn to Stone and Mr. Blue Sky. I think they are early 80s late 70's, but I'm not sure. Their greatest hits album rules.
-CM
#72 Fractal_Wave[55487]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
Heeeheehee....

~ahem~

Cynic, I would wax poetic to you, but I have a strict policy about discussing my "love life" with people I know through StarCraft. You wouldn't BELEIVE the trouble it's gotten me into...
;)

And what about Pink Floyd?

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#73 Agent BoB[55493]
ryd-pr1.tpgi.com.au
I downloaded the page to keep and to cherish for ever and ever... and also to take up a whooping 3 megs on my hard disk, I know 3 megs isn't much but that's ALOT of pics for my poor little 56k dail up modem to handle...

Keep up the good work, this was a great BR
yes, that's right
congrats for writing a brilliant BR captain bones!
btw, just between you and me Bonesy (if I can call you that), you ought to drop that hopeless Cynical Magician guy... I didn't see him do a single bit of work the whole report :-P
#74 DivvyO[55500]
kpcrdc.kp.org
When the moooooooooooooooooooooon is in the seventh house,
And you'll be .. uh ... something .... something stuff ...
And the stuff, something something other stuff
Words words words, words words words words

This is the dawning of the age of Gay-arriers
Age of Gay-arriers
aaaaaaaa...

Rent Hair. It had the title of "most blatantly offensive musical for the sake of humor" since south park.
#75 PrincessCollsy[55515]
AC8EDFEA.ipt.aol.com
You said supercalifragilisticexpialadocious!! Nice work :o)
#76 CynicalMagician[55543]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All that you feel
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All that you save
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy
beg, borrow or steal
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say
All that you eat
everyone you meet
All that you slight
everyone you fight
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

Floyd rules. I love that song.
-CM

PS. Fractal, whats your email/ICQ? We should play a game sometime. In a platonic way of course.
#77 Fractal_Wave[55552]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
This may sound stupid, but are you Nick Alexander?

ICQ# :: 30446442
email :: fractal_wave@mad.scientist.com


BW-sux :: Yeah, I recall that...oog. That game was embarassing.

"All you touch / And all you see / Is all your world will ever be."

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#78 CynicalMagician[55558]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Am I Nick Alexander? Not to the best of my knowledge. Who's that?
-CM
#79 Fractal_Wave[55573]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
He's a friend of mine who's a huge Pink Floyd fan, and that's his favorite song too. Was just curious.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#80 hey[55877]
proxy.netsetter.org
best.
10.0
#81 JonD[55988]
modem-1082.rns.tamu.edu
Heh, nice report. Of course the first time I loaded it on my 3 year old machine, my system resources went from 52% to 0%. :) After rebooting, from 97% to 19%. But a damn good report.
#82 Lunar[97928]
webcache1.quiknet.com
haha
#83 HUK HUK NO DIS![123784]
209.151.242.53
The DT = shithead quote was by Heartcutter, btw, and stands true even to this day.
#84 sda fasdfasd[160470]
226-1-228-83.btc-net.bg
fsd fasd fsda sdf
#85 Convider[160474]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304146.sympatico.ca
Very good report. Not so pirate-y though :[
10



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