| #1 Neo-TrunkZ[58307] |
| AC9BA954.ipt.aol.com |
| 1st |
| #2 Neo-TrunkZ[58308] |
| AC9BA954.ipt.aol.com |
| hahaha author didnt get first! |
| #3 Napoleic[58309] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
| 1st! |
| #4 Napoleic[58310] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
Sonofa
thats the first time Ive even come close :( |
| #5 Neo-TrunkZ[58311] |
| AC9BA954.ipt.aol.com |
| ok, now im gonna read the report and stuff spamming |
| #6 Napoleic[58312] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
Sonofa
thats the first time Ive even come close :( |
| #7 BW-sux[58313] |
| spider-tm071.proxy.aol.com |
Didn't try to get first.
BW-sux |
| #8 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[58314] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-08.look.ca |
| 1st non gay post. I am good |
| #9 BW-sux[58315] |
| spider-tm071.proxy.aol.com |
Sorry slipknot. Mine seems to be a little more informative.
BW-sux |
| #10 DivvyO[58316] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
I play on Hunters. I am the biggest idiot ever.
Woah, am I the only one that actually read the report? I'm not one to trash talk but that was some crazy stuff going on what with the siege and the lurker baiting and all.
Div |
| #11 CynicalMagician[58318] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
hahahahhahaaha
that was great BW. the trash talk at the end was almost the best part. It was a pretty good game too >). I like your graphics too. Even if they are with paint, they aren't too shabby. Use less black space though.
-CM |
| #12 Napoleic[58319] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
Hah that was a pretty sweet game, it's a shame melf gave up though. GW BW-Sux, a damn fine report.
Nice to see Melf lose, even if it wasn't really a loss. Ah well. |
| #13 melfuaru[58320] |
| spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com |
| bah |
#14  [58321] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hunters does not suck! I like to play 1on1's on that map, I really like it so =P
Melf is sooo dam funny. I remember one day we had this argument about him beating me and stuff. He was sooo funny!! With his cursing, yelling, and squelching me :D
You should BR us BW-Sux, I would love to play him in a BR. THe game seemed kinda bland though. You did have a good format, but the report looked more like Melf screaming his ass off about losing and putting down the person who beat him =[
I luv ya Melf
7
Fox^1 |
| #15 Melfuaru[58322] |
| spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com |
| Fox, u denied ever losing to me when u have :( and i did a vulture rush, that is factory before ur first depot. =*( i relaly was palying half-assed. :O oh well :( u shoulda gave it higher grade cause i never knew how funny i was when i yell at some 1 i was cracking up at myself :D |
| #16 Lord Venom[58323] |
| sj-isp-nat-pool-34.cisco.com |
A BR of a battle involving me would be excellent.
BN Handle: bernswitz |
| #17 garett[58324] |
| cdm64-157.tyler.net |
| i beat [BaD]Chillax tvz with early turbo newbie into 3 rax with medic support, wow you lost hahaha |
| #18 Mogalin[58325] |
| d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net |
hi melf
hum sucky loss u played bad :-(
plz don't give "i was lazy" attitude it isn't cool
<font color="black">Mogalin, 3-0 vs Melfuaru hoping that others may see this</font> |
| #19 [58326] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
In reference to comment #18: Agreed
Fox^1 |
| #20 Melfuaru[58328] |
| spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com |
| Fox, u denied ever losing to me when u have :( and i did a vulture rush, that is factory before ur first depot. =*( i relaly was palying half-assed. :O oh well :( u shoulda gave it higher grade cause i never knew how funny i was when i yell at some 1 i was cracking up at myself :D |
| #21 Melfuaru[58330] |
| spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com |
| Mogalin u jus own me :P at least I admit that :D |
| #22 Wee~![58331] |
| 203.116.254.180 |
Wait a minute~!
At the last part it said there are 3071 players and more then 4000 games.
players < games?
how?
|
| #23 [58332] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Nice refresh Melf, and I still don't remember losing to you. HONESTLY! You probably did, but I just don't remember. Doesn't matter Melf your > me anyday =[
Fox^1 |
| #24 Napoleic[58333] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
| Haha funny stuff :) |
| #25 Mel;fuaru[58334] |
| spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com |
yah i refreshed i was to lazy to hit back forward :(
|
#26  [58347] |
| dt031nab.tampabay.rr.com |
haha its great to see melf get raped like the little newbie he is.
and then whine like the little girl he is.
good stuff! |
| #27 Melfuaru[58359] |
| spider-wb051.proxy.aol.com |
| bob u talk but who owns who between us? I own you thx gw :D so keep talking bob maybe ill be 4-0 against u if u play me again gj newb keep talking like the little doll raper you are |
| #28 ClockworkGrape[58371] |
| 1Cust215.tnt3.redmond.wa.da.uu.net |
| Melf reminds me of Justin from Dref's story (BTW, great story Dref!) A cocky trash talking punk who can't admit to a loss, thinking he's the biggest player on BNET (Or wherever he plays) |
| #29 Wisest~Yoda[58377] |
| pm3-1-170.boscobel.mwt.net |
| hehehhehe is this why melf was so pissy last night? |
| #30 King_[LSRS-13][58386] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
| It made me chuckle, but I finally realized how to do alt-text. YAY! |
| #31 Activus[58388] |
| d185d0e0b.rochester.rr.com |
Cool, vulture rush. asdfasfdafasdfasfas
Acty |
| #32 T_Mac[58391] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-872.look.ca |
If the players in this game werent so gay, i might give this an 8, but its melf and davy so....... 1 :)
or 7 |
| #33 Deranged~SCV[58398] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Weeee!!! Hilarious trash-talk! Man, BW you own...
Huk^^
P.S:Eradicate~Me was trained by Melfaru~! |
| #34 BW-sux[58401] |
| spider-wj023.proxy.aol.com |
BTW, Chillax's birthday was yesterday, I think...
BW-sux |
#35  [58412] |
| rliv236.infocom.com |
Muahaha...
Poor Melfy
7
Dref |
| #36 CraZy[58414] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
| Melf you suck :[ |
| #37 Breeze[58433] |
| 213.177.1.253 |
Great report, it was fun reading it and the images were informative too, although I feel that program you use really sucks as you said... Get a better image editor, man, with that and your great writing skills no one would dare give you just a 7 then =]
Indeed the chat log was damn funny, it was a good idea to include it =]
Keep it up |
| #38 Darth Sidious[58435] |
| etl-di361.zeelandnet.nl |
agree with 36.
|
| #39 probe[58438] |
| 24.28.20.23 |
haha
bob is cool. |
| #40 Punck[58442] |
| spider-wk063.proxy.aol.com |
| Fuck STARCRAFT |
| #41 Davy[58457] |
| ip633.bart1.ok.pub-ip.ionet.net |
;alsjf;lkczjv;lcxzmv/.,zxcmva;ljfa;lskdjf
I didn't realize this report went up. I haven't rematched Melf yet and I'll probably lose. Yep, I probably did lose to a turbo newbie/3rax strat. And last and most definitely least, I suck =[. |
| #42 Melfauru[58460] |
| spider-wb062.proxy.aol.com |
1. i never trained erad, he keeps bugging me tho
2. Vulture rush owned u once activus :O also beet loki with it, its just a fuck around stra
3.T_Mac, i would say i own u but every game we play u disc :O
4. ClockworkGrape, WTF are you newbie ass hoe, I am the shit, I am the bomb, and yes, I do have sex with hundreds of women at a time |
| #43 [58476] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Melf let's 1on1 for a BR?
Fox^1 |
| #44 Uhhh[58480] |
| spider-tj063.proxy.aol.com |
I never asked u to train me melf...u offered too..but i said "screw it" and u said ok.
|
| #45 Eradicate~Me ^^^^^^^^[58481] |
| spider-tj063.proxy.aol.com |
woops forgot to do my name on #44
Eradicate~me |
| #46 Eradicate~Me[58482] |
| spider-tj063.proxy.aol.com |
funny deranged, funny
too bad i own u :P |
| #47 Yatrix[58547] |
| 1Cust98.tnt2.valparaiso.in.da.uu.net |
is it me, or is that the tell tale sign of an -x17 or NH guy. you beat them then they claim they played "half assed". if you were so much better, Melfaru, you'd have beaten him anyway. but, you lost...YOU LOST. YOU LOST! no matter how you looked at it, he outplayed you and YOU DID NOT WIN! get it? you lost, man. except it. sure, you may be better than him, you may be better than me, but hell, surely you have beaten a player better than you before. big freaking deal, let the kid enjoy the game. don't jump his ass cuz you feel like a bitch after losing. take it like the faggot you are portraying, up the ass. jeez. SC is for fun, not to go around screaming how great you are...AFTER YOU LOST! jeez. if i said, "i was just messing around" after every loss, i could permanently put it on my clipboard and give it it's own short cut. anyway, point is, don't be an asshole to someone just trying to enjoy the game cuz you got butt raped. have a nice day, melfarlakjsldjksj.
The Yatrix |
| #48 Yatrix[58548] |
| 1Cust98.tnt2.valparaiso.in.da.uu.net |
is it me, or is that the tell tale sign of an -x17 or NH guy. you beat them then they claim they played "half assed". if you were so much better, Melfaru, you'd have beaten him anyway. but, you lost...YOU LOST. YOU LOST! no matter how you looked at it, he outplayed you and YOU DID NOT WIN! get it? you lost, man. except it. sure, you may be better than him, you may be better than me, but hell, surely you have beaten a player better than you before. big freaking deal, let the kid enjoy the game. don't jump his ass cuz you feel like a bitch after losing. take it like the faggot you are portraying, up the ass. jeez. SC is for fun, not to go around screaming how great you are...AFTER YOU LOST! jeez. if i said, "i was just messing around" after every loss, i could permanently put it on my clipboard and give it it's own short cut. anyway, point is, don't be an asshole to someone just trying to enjoy the game cuz you got butt raped. have a nice day, melfarlakjsldjksj.
The Yatrix |
| #49 BW-sux[58552] |
| spider-wl024.proxy.aol.com |
<b><Melfuaru~></b> im funny when i shit talk
BW-sux |
| #50 [58555] |
| spider-wl024.proxy.aol.com |
Ahh crap.
[Melfuaru~] im funny when i shit talk |
| #51 BW-sux[58556] |
| spider-wl024.proxy.aol.com |
ASfdsafsdfsda.
#50 was me.
BW-sux |
| #52 Yatrix[58596] |
| spider-te083.proxy.aol.com |
| lol be more of a newbie and bakc ur talk up , thx :O |
| #53 Melfuaru[58597] |
| spider-te083.proxy.aol.com |
| oh ya btw 52 was me, typo, i was telling yatrix to be more newbie blablabal cause hes scared of me. And eread, u begged me to trian u i said no so stfu and we all know yatrix wont play me :O |
| #54 Melfuaru[58598] |
| spider-te083.proxy.aol.com |
| oh btw yatrix, no 1 likes u so dont try to act like such a hard ass, cause we all know its loose as a goose:O haha i made a ryhme however u spell it oke byebye again |
| #55 SluggyTheZealot[58601] |
| ACA9D40E.ipt.aol.com |
| Pure comedy |
| #56 Somebodymakingapoint[58642] |
| proxy1-external.poco1.bc.home.com |
| Melf this is a game.. u took that arguement pretty far... u lost and thats it that doesnt make him a faggot b/c u didnt play well if u played half assed what do u expect? dont argue "i almost beat u when i slacked." it sounds so pathetic. In the last 3 games ive won every time the person calls me either gay or a faggot or sasys im a fucking newbie yet i beat them in under 8 minutes. thats the same attitude u show and makes me ask is tehre still a such thing as a good gamme? b/c ppl seem to always say gg at the end of a game but these days its pointless! |
| #57 Somebodymakingapoint[58644] |
| proxy1-external.poco1.bc.home.com |
| Melf i read some more of ur comments.. u talk as if u r good at this game heh.. ur not.. u never play withthe big time players u play with NH ppl almost all the time and thats not where to go to find competition.. Melf u arent the bomb though and just take it ez on the ego it will swallow u whole |
| #58 Sandman_[666][58647] |
| proxy3.rdc1.on.wave.home.com |
| More games than users????? how is it possible |
| #59 PeonLover[58684] |
| d151-14.frptny.optonline.net |
This is Bnet.......... Anything is possible
The Truth is out there |
| #60 Melfuaru[58699] |
| spider-te014.proxy.aol.com |
| actauly im in X17 more than nH, i AM the bomb, every1 knows im good and i do2 and why dont u play me if ur so talkative, u say i suck? but i dont :( sorry to burst your bugbble but ur the newbie not me |
| #61 Latin`[58717] |
| host-208-60-204-104.mia.bellsouth.net |
man.. all the refreshes and typos in the comments section are confusing me more than the idea of davy beating melfaru..
latin` yo |
| #62 freeyourmind[58865] |
| TULSA010-0487.splitrock.net |
Hehe, gotta love the shit talk. Great BR! Get something better than MSshit and you'll be the master, BW.
8
freeyourmind |
| #63 Sil3nT[59047] |
| IPNAK1-C7.xtra.co.nz |
Melf you suck :O
I beat you easy as like 2 months ago..and im better now.
Shit talk + newbie = Faggot |
| #64 Eradicate~Me[59120] |
| spider-wo043.proxy.aol.com |
| u know what melf, im glad u lost, considering some1 finally shut ure ass down |
| #65 jeezumcrow[59170] |
| svweba04.statestreet.com |
| hey bwsux this was pretty good, the trash talk was even more fun to read hehe. good job with the reporting i thought zerg did pretty well |
| #66 shockwave[59242] |
| exchange1.sensable.com |
Hilarious! I love the trash talk in the end, it's really pitiful and is reminiscent of Justin from Drefsab's story, as Clockwork Grape brought up. My goodness, it's one thing to read a fictional story and another to see people who act like that in reality :-b.
Oh well, Melf, I'm sure that if you had done a conventional strategy, you would have beat him. Don't worry, your ego is safe, nobody thinks you suck for losing using a suicide strat... I mean, if that's what you need to hear people say... |
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