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#1 [SLF]Harlequin[60031]
a-66-205-biz2.mts.net
i fuckin suck i cant believe i fucked up the HTML damn me, how was i suppossed to know how it worked GRRRRRRRR 0 for me sorry guys ill make one without all the stupid broken image symbols as soon as i figure out how...... plz tell me im a reporting newbie =(
#2 AnotherPerson[60742]
spider-mtc-tc074.proxy.aol.com
If I could sum this up in one word, it would be this. WTF?
#3 [SLF]Harlequin[60743]
a-66-205-biz2.mts.net
actually i think thats an acronym for 3 words
but ill explain
i suck at writing br's
the minimap goes nder where it says MINIMAP TIME
the title goes right at the start
the other three go in order form top to bottom, look at it that way and it wont suck as much




#4 wangsonn[60744]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Hmm the game wasnt all that much to begin with (cept for slings burrow thing was cool) so it wouldnt make that great a br. pics were nice tho.
#5 WarLeaderJustin[60767]
spider-tr081.proxy.aol.com
Nice BR, Harl. Only problem was that image lniking up in the battle report itself didn't work. Nice images towards the end, though. On a side note, when did you have this gay orgy of an obs. game? I should be notified of these.
#6 PrincessCollsy[60778]
spider-wn074.proxy.aol.com
My Slings won! Yippee!!!!! :o)
#7 ++FalCon++[60788]
ip169.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
woopdeedoo so he won oh well me thinks it was bad html and that u can only have 5 images and how do u make those collages??? thats all i wanna know right now
#8 Zal[60795]
chi-tgn-gjf-vty44.as.wcom.net
dont worry man, i really messed up my 2nd br but i fixed(most) the pics. Just keep makin them ull get really good
#9 [SLF]Harlequin[60837]
a-66-205-biz2.mts.net
Mark4: Thanx for the help ill try and get not only a better game to report, but do the images right asap, im thinking the rematch was even more boring then the first cuz it didnt have the little burrowing sunt just a lame like goon rush, expand thing.and ure absolutely right Rancid is pure genius too, old school punk rock ownz >=P

Falcon: the HTML was fine except the linking was bad, if theyre had been images in the same upload folder then they wouldve appeared, but theyre in a different one so i needed to put in the folders and such to get em to link properly. The collages are made in Corel PhotoImpact 3.02 Special Edition, i simply made a 400x250 new image then copy and pasted bits and pieces out from different screenshots, added in some text, and in the case of the unburrow, i simply cut out a small piece, it was a KaneTheFireBat quote, and enlarged it till it was the right size......... also other ppl do em a lotbetter then me cuz i dont do alot of graphics, i try and get my graphically-skilled friends to do em for my websites.... =D

Justin: The orgasm thing was just in response to a comment Kane made in a game saying that "he was the only one that couldbe on collsy's team and not have an orgasm" and i said (Jokingly) that i couldnt even be in the same chatroom without having an orgasm. a little background info cuz otherwise it doesnt make much sense =]

Wang: thanx, the majority of the time and effort prolly went into the pics, cuz PhotoImpact is a bitch to work with, but the magic frame designer is fun =] im sure it woulda looked a lot better if the pics had been where i intended em too be, but since its my first BR, i am gonna take shelter behind the fact that i honestly thot they were gonna appear where i intended, oh well, im sure my next one will be a failure too, but the third'll prolly be o.k

THANX FOR ALL THE HELP GUYS
cya in NH








#10 Dr.Zchivago[60870]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
The main thign I found with this report was lack of game to describe.
The descroption of what transpired was "ok" but it really bugged me that the length of spam text was longer than the report text.

Ugh.

Pics were not bad, they will be nice when you get them where they are supposed to go =)



Rancid = "oldschool punk rock" ???!!!
You got to be kidding me. Rancid was yet a gleam in someone's eye when punk was raging. Old school puck...LMAO.

G.B.H.
Exploited
D.R.I.
Cramps
English Dogs
Sex Pistols
and the Clash

I will have to say, Rancid=oldschool punk is the best laugh of the day.
Thanks =)

-Dr.Z













#11 [SLF]Harlequin[60887]
a-66-205-biz2.mts.net
old school, too me anyway, descrubes the style of punk rock, rather then the actual time since they began. for example theres a very obvious destinction between the poppy-punk bands that go on the warped tour, and bands like rancid and NOFX and to a certain extent Bad Religion, and yes its obvious that The Sex Pistols were around way before rancid, but the style is similar, alot more so then the style of some of the pop-punk or "Skate Punk" bands that are more listened to today.

so as far as that description rancid is old school, thats my only point, thanx for the input.
#12 testosterone[60889]
mkc-31-246-116.kc.rr.com
gj slings :)

good report besides the obvious, ur next report will be better then
#13 BW-sux[60899]
spider-wl072.proxy.aol.com
Umm... pictures. At least you'll take Mark4's advice.

5
BW-sux
#14 [SLF]Harlequin[60911]
a-66-205-biz2.mts.net
thx test and BW, hehe 5 is higher then what mark4 gave me =D
#15 Cyan[60969]
spider-wm028.proxy.aol.com
Ok if they have that many hydras, you dont attack till u have psi storm...And considering that early toss cant bounce bac ktoo fast, id expand once i got psi. When you hav more gates u can bounce bac kfaster threfore more free to attack.
#16 SlingsNArrows[61037]
1Cust52.tnt5.binghamton.ny.da.uu.net
Cyan, she was trying a sort of 24 zealot rush, in hopes of catching me overpowering I think and since it was just a friendly goof aroudn game nobody was bothering to scout :o)

You did a good job on the report, caught all the facts ( except for Lady P's upgrades maybe?)Too bad the pics didna work
#17 Lady Paladin[61678]
1Cust108.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net
Hey Harlaquin,

thanks for Bring that game. Its to bad that it didn't come out like you wanted it to, but the effort is appreciated none the less! :) good job. Their always has to be a first time for everything. I'll also have you know, that your BR was only the second that I appeared in. The other one was of myself and Mage Cathy against Princess Collsy and Slings. That was back in the days when slings was still learning Zerg. Oh well.. :p

Slings,

I'm glad that you understood what I was doing. This saves me from having to try to explain myself and save face! Thanks! ::hugs::

My experience playing with you teaches me that you do like to power up. In fact, I have never seen you do a full out rush on anyone, anywhere, or any place! The ling trick was truly a marvelous thing to behold. (and frustraiting none the less! =P) It prevented me from charging with my Zealots when I was ready to go, thus buying you all the time in the world that you needed.

The major battlw that we had, (the 24 or so Zealors against the Hydra) was an outstanding display of Micro on your part. Normally, a zeal will eat a hydra for break fast and still have room left over for a zergling or two.., but it appeared to me that you kept pulling them back as they got hurt, and let the fresh ones stay up on the front lines. The hurt ones remained just as effective on the back row, due to their ranged attacks. Allthe while. only 6 or so of my zealots were actually getting to fight. I seem to remember you having a lurker or two in their, plus the sunkens. I think that just 1 Templar would have made the world of difference! :)

But anyways... great game! you do have to give me a chance to redeem myself sometime!

Ton'Che'rie,
LadyPaladin
#18 Doom-[61682]
PPPa13-ResaleMilwaukee6-3R7060.saturn.bbn.com
Umm hi lady owns
#19 SlingsNArrows[62103]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Rematch anytime ;o)

btw, doom sounds like 12 year old on roger wilco ;o)



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