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"...and just as the step is taken, Heartcutter swings a full force elbow into the bridge of Mark4's nose."
-YourRoleModel




#1 jeeezumcrow[62539]
svweba02.statestreet.com
Mwuahahahah 1st on Jam's BR!!!!!!!! now to read
#2 ...[62541]
spider-wc044.proxy.aol.com
Whoa, you're cool. Im gonna tell my friends about how you got the first reply. Im sure they will be amazed at your accomplishment as well...
#3 Jeezmcrow[62544]
svwebw04.statestreet.com
man you fucking cock rock, holy cows this was even better then your older ones, and those were already fucking the best shit i have read.

you really got to be inducted to Hall of Fame hehe by far your shit is the best stuff i have read on this site.

the whole time while i was LMAO here, my coworkers and manager were coming over asking me why in the fuck was I smirking and laughing like an idiot in front of my computer :) no thanx to you jamellan, anyhow i think the characters were the best part of this br, dialtone = ooooo mark4 has 3 brothers , necro is mysterious and doesnt talk haha, and that yeti was just so damn funny hehe

well enough commenting about how good this is :P I really cant wait for part 2 of this.

ps you really should work as a writer for soemthing like the cartoon networks, hehe









#4 OrcManiac[62546]
intsfd174.mrq.gouv.qc.ca
Haha funny stuff. Include me! im sure you need an orc somewhere :O
#5 ownMEplease![62547]
lobby14.its.hawaii.edu
Holy fucking cow nuts!! Somebody help me up cause I fell on my ass laughing at this shit!!

Jamellan > GOD

I mean it, somebody help me up! The floors freezing and my doctor said its bad posture to be sitting buck naked on the floor and typing at the same time. Someone answer my plea! Plz?!

Oh, simply kick ass....Jamellan, I will worship your ass until the next episode...or until something else owns as much! Oh yeah, "Rack" constellation needs to be bigger and rounder. titties rule....laters

ownME!









#6 ownMEplease![62548]
lobby14.its.hawaii.edu
haha, Yeti with vulture up its ass....how sexy!

ownME!

#7 WarLeaderJustin[62549]
spider-wb011.proxy.aol.com
Woah, that was funny... but wtf was with that yeti stuff? hahahahahhaa... somebody give it a 10.
#8 ownMEplease![62550]
lobby14.its.hawaii.edu
10!

ownME!

#9 BW-sux[62552]
spider-to016.proxy.aol.com
Hahahahaha!!!! I don't think this could be much better. ownMEplease!, you have it all wrong. Jamellan = GOD!!

11
BW-sux






#10 m1ndcontrol[62555]
ras-14.cyberglobe.net
I didn't read the whole thing but ya damn well deserve an A for all the work you put into it.
#11 Limp_Bizkit666[62556]
la-ip-1-4.dynamic.ziplink.net
OMG, nudity!

prae might get pissed that you included a picture of a limp bizkit.. =]

hehhee, god damn.. this one was freaking funny as hell!

ddduddde, i'd wait in line to see edisode 2!

ohhhh, plz plz plz plz plz pl zpl zmake episode 2 NOW!!
WHEE
WHEEE
WHEEEEE!!

hehee, i'm just excited that i'm in a featured full-length movie.. =]

byeya

p.s-hmm, can you include Captain-Buttram and other captains??? i bet you'll know what to do with them..
#12 CrazyTheFirebat[62565]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
COOL! I'm a a Jamellan BR! ~PL~CloudStrife = me! YAY! *dances around his cherished bonfire*
#13 SlingsNArrows[62567]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
heh, I'm in this, sorta ;o) so happy
#14 {GUNS_N'_ROSES}[62568]
proxy5.rdc1.on.wave.home.com
For a sec i thouhgt he was mocking Mark4
#15 [62569]
vienna01.chello.at
yay! im mysterious! go me!
#16 ColonelCollsy[62583]
ACA65C3B.ipt.aol.com
Ha! That was great! I loved it! :o) That's awesome.

Colleen
#17 Scarab[62584]
AC983493.ipt.aol.com
part.......2......n..o..w!!!!!!!!!@121
#18 SqueakyMonkey[62586]
osh1-7ef.twcny.rr.com
AHAHAHA! I'm a big %*$&ing floating head! I love it.

10

Could I please be in the sequel?
#19 ~Infinity[62589]
px1ma.cg.wave.shaw.ca
ok... this has been the most fucked up thing ever, gj!!!
#20 ownMEplease![62594]
iliahi20.panworld.net
No, BW-sux! YOU got it wrong!! Jamellan = my GOD!! Find your own!! hahahahahaha....

okay, i'll stop the spam

ownME!
#21 [62595]
WCS3.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
I think necro makes good eating too...

It's hard to rate this sucker...I loved it cuz I got it, but a lot of people wont...screw them all! Bow before my rating power! 9!
#22 ::nobody::[62601]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Jamellan you are GOD :D That has to be the funniest thing i have ever read in my entire life! i almost fell out of my chair laughing and my sister thinks im crazy becasuse im laughing at the computer screen!

LMAO powerpuff girls for my anime chicks hehehe

You made me own in that and you are THE GREATERED BRer ON THE PLANET :D:D

omg part 2 now! now!

i cant even say how much i loved that BR :D

<b>11</b>

ciao!
Nobo
#23 ::nobody::[62603]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Omg i was so excited to be in the BR, that i forgot to mention that everyone else's characters were fuxing hilarious! :D fox = rocket lmao

and the happy altar and omg everything.

this is the best BR ever. EVER.

ciao!
Nobo
#24 [62607]
as530077.infocom.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA<i>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</i>

I loved the vulture that accidentally rode up the Yeti's ass... hehe

10

Dref
#25 [62608]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-1214.look.ca
Omg this owned, 9

P.s.- Poa give u sex if im in next one
#26 Breeze[62622]
195.24.46.174
W o w ! ! !

amazing...

I want to see
PART 2
!!
#27 Scrode[62626]
proxy.chicago.xor.com
SO AWESOME!! Jam you are the man!! ROFL ROFL!! I can't wait to see the next one!!! Wouldn't it be great if Probe was Mark4's dad? Then Mark4 could exact his revenge on Probe for abandoning him as a child. I'm on the edge of my seat.

1010101010101010101010101010!
#28 _HiGheR_[62628]
d119024.dtk.chello.nl
MWUHAHAHAHAAAAAA

i dont care nobody knows me around here, but this was the best shit since god spoke to me and said i was hella cool

KEEP WRITING THIS, I JUST LUV IT!

...

i hope i can comment faster on part 2 , im kinda getting slow at this =(
#29 _HiGheR_[62629]
d119024.dtk.chello.nl
all Raters, just give it a 10 plz, Jam just deserves it that much
#30 No one in particular[62642]
168.168.234.162
Ummm......ummmmm......ummmm...oookaayyyyy....
Prozac. Get some prozac and get it soon.
#31 LoCo-=VuP=-[62643]
2-MADR-X46.libre.retevision.es
YOU FUCKING ROCK YOU OWN HAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT IVE READ SINCE JEFF K HAHAHAH FUNNY SHIT!!!!!
#32 Kami_Bum[62648]
spider-tn053.proxy.aol.com
curses!!1 I'm not l33t enough to be in br. I must be as gay as bob!!

Great BR....EELM owns!!
#33 Dialtone_[62658]
athe530-k221.otenet.gr
Lol, dude that was awesome! <i>"Damn those bikes are fast"</i> i laughed my ass off with that one! Btw, can i be a ghost in the second part, afer redemting for my evil acts and come back to help the good guys? can i, can i??? ^_^
Jamellan > JeffK

Btw, i always knew Mark4 had that irresistable urge to just eat me alive. :)
#34 DvvyO[62662]
209-239-217-173.lax.jps.net
I don't know. It seemed like the same ol' Jamellan stuff. And no EELM yet? Jeez oh jeez. An analogy ... some people went into seeing Episode one thinking it would make them feel touched by a God. They'd all of a sudden learn how to plant an herb garden, train their pet, and cure their dandruff. Alas, this was not to be, for the movie was only "fair" in comparison to the other SW movies. Better than Jedi, not quite to the level of ANH.

I felt like I was watching episode 1 after reading this little story. Maybe I'm just jaded, maybe I just really liked EELM in the past, I just don't know.

I'd quote something here, but ... well ... I can't remember any of them. Damn funny work on this Jamellan, just for some reason it didn't have the "spark" of the older reports. It was like you were doing a story of the NH community. No EELM till the very end ... and even then he isn't seen ...

DivvyO
#35 ::nobody::[62669]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
um Divvy...it IS episode 1. =o

ciao!
Nobo
#36 GammaRayBurst[62671]
as3-2-112.HIP.Berkeley.EDU
Oh... My... God!!! Sooooo fucking funny!!! ./me can't wait for part two!

nownownwownow

-GRB
#37 BW-sux[62676]
spider-wl034.proxy.aol.com
ownMEplease!: I believe I came before you. Have you read "A Night With Team Newt" yet?

BW-sux
#38 DivvyO[62677]
162.119.232.100
ack, nobo, i realize the errors of my ways ... *ka-pow* ... bad DivvyO! Naughty naughty little DivvyO!

Ok that just sounded bad
#39 freeyourmind[62686]
TULSA010-0449.splitrock.net
OMG THE BEST FUCKING SHIT IVE READ!!!!

When's the next one coming out?????????? NOW????(!!!!)
Hehe 12!!!

freeyourmind
#40 ownMEplease![62712]
olapa80.dialup.t3.net
BW-sux...oh...sorry!! =( forgive? please share!! Jamellan for everyone!!

yeeeha!

ownME!
#41 anal-banana[62743]
bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com
I don't understand this stuff. I think it's retarded. Why does this get 10s??
#42 testosterone[62755]
mkc-166-189-55.kc.rr.com
omg........HOF HOF HOF HOF
#43 DivvyO[62765]
162.119.232.100
anal ... it's because ... uh ... it's Evil Eye Laser Man!!!! Even though he was never seen and there weren't all that many jokes about the actual game of StarCraft (except the maddening amount of NH references and the vulture up the Ursadons hiney-hole).
#44 Kosher_man[62767]
clt25-88-166.carolina.rr.com
even though i not in this one i knowwwwww you will not forget me in next or eles i will ahve to break your knees
#45 [62778]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
lol
#46 BW-sux[62799]
spider-wj071.proxy.aol.com
I proclaim myself High-Priest of Jamellanism!!!

BW-sux
#47 Krebster[62827]
spider-wa052.proxy.aol.com
ROFL "i just thought i'd explain my neon green 4 t-shirt" hahaha
#48 Scrode[62841]
proxy.chicago.xor.com
Hey Jam, if I send you a "Scrode" Pic can I have a bit part in the sequel??? LOL! Gets funnier each time I read it!!
#49 freeyourmind[62862]
TULSA010-0593.splitrock.net
Hey BW-sux!! If you're the high priest of jamellanism, I'm the high priest of the happy god!!!

freeyourmind
#50 No one[62863]
TULSA010-0593.splitrock.net
Yeti think Jamellan funniest yeti ever seen!!
#51 ownMEplease![62866]
olapa112.dialup.t3.net
My vote's with you BW-sux!
Can I run your campaign? =]

ownME!
#52 CrazyTheFirebat[62874]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
I'm a Cloud. Cool.
#53 Wedge88[62881]
m4bhSs2n170.midsouth.rr.com
That was so funny.... the characters and stuff. I loling way too loud. I don't know if the backward 4 was intentinal but that was funny as hell.

Bring on Ep2!
#54 Mogalin[62896]
d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net
I'm just happy I got mentioned!
#55 Wisest~Yoda[62902]
pm3-1-159.boscobel.mwt.net
wow
...
im speechless
#56 DoNotReadThisName[62905]
spider-ta048.proxy.aol.com
there, there's a 5 word sentence (Do not read this name)without the word "yeti," now where's the money.
oh oh, btw, u got 10. but 11, if u can do it in flash or something...
Do not read this name; why don't you guys ever listen to me?!
#57 Jamellan[62927]
dialupB183.clsp.uswest.net
........HUH??
#58 [63002]
inehou-pxy04.compaq.com
OWNAGE. Fox^1 = missle. OWNAGE.

I cannot rate this. Because

A: I am in it

B: Jamellan is a Colorado Springs man, that should be an auto 10

Fox^1
#59 +AnathemA+[63093]
ip169.phoenix15.az.pub-ip.psi.net
you're one fucked up lil' guy. did you do alot of acid a couple of years ago? i heard after 50 or so hits you're just sort of perma-fry and you have flashabcks alot. this whole br was the written equivilent of an acid flach back, entertaining, to say the least =)
#60 [63208]
cf3k-lciont.linkline.net
I give this its last rating of 10, cause it was freaking awesome. Some of those pics must have taken a long ass time to make. I love all of the little side jokes that are easy not to notice. Bahaha
#61 gchucky[63514]
d66-185.hcvlny.optonline.net
i hope that the next time i decide to smoke a large amount of crack, i can come up with something like this. too, too funny. =)
#62 Talon[64200]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
haha necro looks like a penis
#63 probe[64204]
242820hfc51.tampabay.rr.com
mogalin is my bitch in this
mog, you're my bitch, bitch!
#64 probe[64205]
242820hfc51.tampabay.rr.com
YOUR penis, talon ";["
#65 you know who[71781]
almond.cs.bialystok.pl
necro looks like a piece of crap ^^
#66 HKRules[84479]
c319105.extern.lawrenceville.org
This is shit
#67 HKRules[84480]
c319105.extern.lawrenceville.org
but.... shit that is rated 11
#68 Black_Abyss[111416]
1Cust144.tnt23.lax3.da.uu.net
Alrighty I think it's time we started the last comment wars here. Febraury 25, 2002

...Last
(I still wanna see EP2 even though I'm pretty sure at this point it will never ever come out =[
#69 Jamellan[111662]
adsl-65-64-92-104.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net
it will dammit!!@!!! sometime :) halfway done :P
#70 Black_Abyss[113276]
1Cust156.tnt5.lax3.da.uu.net
A year and a half and you're.... halfway done. Sry, but at this rate the third installment of Star Wars will be out first. =(
#71 whereami[120085]
dialup-65.59.33.205.Dial1.Detroit1.Level3.net
dude the second episode came out come on finish this oh 6-24-02
#72 afd[135960]
pool-68-161-58-119.ny325.east.verizon.net
<html>
<b> FUNNY </b>
</html>
#73 afd[135961]
pool-68-161-58-119.ny325.east.verizon.net
dammit
#74 [145816]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
rofl
#75 BeRzErKeR[158403]
216.49.74.174
POST SECOND PART ALREADY!!!! Jeez . . . The third Star Wars has come out already. It's been 5 friggin years! :(



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