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#1 Kroaky[63351]
spider-wa053.proxy.aol.com
1st.
I think :)
#2 gchucky[63352]
d66-185.hcvlny.optonline.net
this is what happens when blazer smokes way too much crack. but it's okay, we won't all point and laugh at you.

... or maybe we will. HA HA HA

#3 gchucky[63353]
d66-185.hcvlny.optonline.net
... okay, yeah, wwff = blazer
#4 WarLeaderJustin[63362]
spider-wl084.proxy.aol.com
WWFF: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to read it because it hurts my eyes to look at such small text. Sorry...
#5 willwinforfood[63373]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
view > text size > larger

and sorry i'll make it bigger next time.

#6 BW-sux[63378]
spider-tp044.proxy.aol.com
Wow, too small text. Try to BR better players next time.

6
BW-sux


#7 willwinforfood[63380]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
hence a suck contest, and i was br'ing myself and holy. :)

6 is okay for a start at writing brs.

#8 shameless[63383]
spider-ti021.proxy.aol.com
my first was a 6...wait thats no good, i gotta get a BR bitch to send my battle reports and pics to...so he can do all the html:P that would be soo...cool..mmm....

lucky 8th



#9 Sonneillon[63400]
tsdlsk01d0101014.sk.sympatico.ca
<font size="+4">IF EVERYONE USED DREFSAB SIZED TEXT I WOULD BE HAPPY.</font>

6 btw.

#10 testosterone[63402]
mkc-166-189-55.kc.rr.com
if everyone that does text only made it look appealing as this(besides small text) then the world would be a better place
#11 StinkyMunkey[63416]
adsl-pool-1-8B7DE198.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net
I could also be in the running for "the worst nohunters player" next time im on i ll look for one of you two hehe. GJ on the report, i could read the text, but larger would be helpful
#12 willwinforfood[63419]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
once again sorry all. if the text is too small for you and you're using ie go to View -> Text Size -> Larger

that should double the text size and make it readable for you. has anyone actually read the report or is the text that small? :)

#13 [63456]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-153.look.ca
Im gonna be nice and give u 7 cuz it was a well written text report without pics (gasp). Also, i just spent 10 minutes rating ~5 crap brs in a row, and im sick of giving silvers :O
#14 willwinforfood[63461]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
yay. thankie. i was hoping for a 7 or above. yay.
#15 Jeezumcrow[63463]
svwebw03.statestreet.com
hehe this was pretty funny. good reporting of the games
#16 SCV~007[63467]
t2o57p71.telia.com
Hehe nice to read 2 reports on 1 game..especially since they diverged a bit =)

Pretty good although I think the writing wasn't as good as in Holy's report. Thats why I'm wondering why he got a lower rating...

Good though.



#17 S_Warrior[63481]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
I don't think this br deserves a 7

Lacks a lot of details ( hence he didn't even know what map his first game was )
Both players were not exactly good judging the br

I'd personally think it's a 5 maybe a 6 for the 'formal' look it has






#18 Holy3456[63483]
192.61.117.165
I got a lower rating cause i'm not as gosu as foods.

I couldn't think of anything cool to do like kill my own stuff. Although i did start storming my own probes trying to figue out the best place to place storm when i do a ht raid. :o)

-H
#19 654[63488]
spc-isp-van-uas-28-98.sprint.ca
<H5>BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER TEXT PLEASE</H5>
#20 ADF[63489]
spc-isp-van-uas-28-98.sprint.ca
<H1>BIGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRR TEXT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</H1>
#21 HA[63490]
spc-isp-van-uas-28-98.sprint.ca
HA HTML WORK ON THIS PAGE
WHAT A NEWBIE I AM :-)
#22 <font color="pink">weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</font>[63505]
spider-wi031.proxy.aol.com
<font color="brown">weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</font>
#23 TelepathicSheep[63519]
56K-056.MaxTNT3.pdq.net
Baa.I challange you both for the title of suckiest nh player=).
#24 bloodcry[63537]
kch-cache5.jaring.my
i dun think this deserves gold report as well...

5,6?

#25 willwinforfood[63550]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
:(
#26 ak~wrath[63557]
p2t4.web.dialup.ncf.carleton.ca
Food, Telepathic,you got it wrong. I'M THE SUCKIEST ON NH. I could lose to both of you if you had an hand tied behind your back.
#27 Loonymaniac[63558]
ktce1.156ce.singa.pore.net
Sure?I Thought i was the worse in nh.
#28 willwinforfood[63565]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
ffgay with all the people that think they are the worst!
#29 Ethnik[63582]
cr733852-a.ym1.on.wave.home.com
I liked the text size, it made the report look more profesional ^_^ But no pics >=..(
#30 Kyro[63585]
omega
the first game was kinda worthless, but I liked the border, and the small text size was nice. the problem with most text-only BRs is that the authors dont care enuf about the BRs to do anything cool, this wasn't the case =]

- Hear me, my sucky NH brethern! I could lose to the lot of you! Mhuahahaa
(TRUE STORY: I lost yesterday to a newbie [he long distance mined from half his exps, turtled, all that] who went mass wraith, and I had 6 rax rines, sci vessals, comsat, etc)
#31 ...[63588]
hlfx22-68.ns.sympatico.ca
That sucked my cock
#32 Xenahilate[63589]
hlfx22-68.ns.sympatico.ca
I rock newbs, but in NH i suck
#33 garett[63604]
spider-tl063.proxy.aol.com
xena if you rock newbs, you own %90 of NH
#34 AK~wrath[63692]
p14t4.xpr.dialup.ncf.carleton.ca
I still say I'm the worst. I could lose to Kyro probably!
#35 willwinforfood[64213]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
i'm the worst get it over with.
#36 1337man[68029]
raptor.bellmore-merrick.k12.ny.us
Your text is too small. btw: i am super 1337.



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