| #1 Dreffie[64742] |
| rliv138.infocom.com |
| DAMN YOU JONNY<I>!!</I> YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS<I>!!!</I> I'M TELLIN' MOM ON YOU<I>!!!</I> |
| #2 smackemupagus[64744] |
| ith2-b34.twcny.rr.com |
hmm
that report makes me want to play moaghunter :) |
| #3 Pukemon[64746] |
| dialups-426.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| wow umm... damn im speechless |
| #4 Regehr[64747] |
| 24.67.224.13 |
I kept waiting for you to say "and then i kicked jackie out of the chair and showed these -AS- punks how to really play"
but oh well, interesting read at the least.
|
| #5 GammaRayBurst[64748] |
| dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com |
HAHA FUNNY!!!
Nice one =)
-GRB |
| #6 blah[64749] |
| dhcp-client-206.233.215.80.hearme.com |
| hee hee. |
#7  [64751] |
| rliv138.infocom.com |
Wow Cynical, lay off the crack :P
Dref |
| #8 CynicalMagician[64752] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
it's your fault mr. 'lets pollute everyone's mind with weird assed brs instead of playing dragon so that cyn can actually have something constructive to do like br drunk vs drag/dref'
=P |
| #9 SqueakyMonkey[64753] |
| osh1-7f7.twcny.rr.com |
I just about shit my pants when I saw a new Drefsab report.
It was funny, but far, far too short. As always, well written and interesting, but too damned short.
6 (In my [very] humble opinion) |
| #10 British[FTL][64754] |
| 204.245.4.140 |
| When was the last time you ever saw a 6-probe rush? |
| #11 Starookie[64757] |
| edtn007852.hs.telusplanet.net |
Dreffie? (Weird Look) DREFFIE? DREEEEEEFFFIE?
How creative can ya get?
---------------------------------------
8 |
| #12 Archon6[64758] |
| spider-ta058.proxy.aol.com |
| SEQUEL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE ONLY FANFIC THAT HOLDED MY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS! I DEMAND A SEQUEL. BTW, YOUR BROTHER OWNZ! HEHE~! |
| #13 [64759] |
| rliv138.infocom.com |
LOL Squeaky<i>!</i> Far too short?? I wrote a friggin 14,000 word story last time. Cut a guy a break k? ;-)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #14 shameless[64760] |
| spider-wq024.proxy.aol.com |
| i love you dref |
| #15 archon6[64762] |
| AC99BA2F.ipt.aol.com |
| weird...sometimes the page loads wrong and the text is italiziced and not bold...and no main pic...weird... |
#16  [64764] |
| adsl-78-143-183.atl.bellsouth.net |
Honestly I have no clue how to rate this ;). Umm, I have a couple questions though.
1) How did you get SS of all that?
2) How did your brother know who the Philistines were, or atleast how to use them in that context.
That's all. I found this report very amusing for some reason heh :) |
| #17 SlingsNArrows[64765] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
Dref, you have a rather freaky tendency to mention characteristics of me in your BRs...
born August 27th, I just turned 18.
pockmark on forehead.
there were others.
wtf, are you like... messing with my head or something? |
| #18 CynicalMagician[64766] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Really? it's been played? and dragon won? No offence dref, but since you didn't win, I've got the perfect name for the drunk vs dragon series!!
Drunkards and Dragons!! |
| #19 WarLeaderJustin[64769] |
| spider-tn062.proxy.aol.com |
For freaking sakes, people, you do know that his little brother wasn't playing, right? Did you notice that there was screen shots of the game? Perhaps that's why "his little brother" lost. Or, maybe it's just because Drefsab was standing over the computer pressing print screen all the time. That would make any newbie mad as hell.
Uhm, nice story, I guess. I won't rate it, b/c this was seriously weird shit. Damn, now I have to wait until this good report wave is over to post my BR.
-WLJ |
| #20 Zalbag[64774] |
| chi-tgn-gvr-vty12.as.wcom.net |
Bah WLJ, it wont matter, u can't post good reports anyway :D
-Zal |
| #21 WarLeaderJustin[64776] |
| spider-tq073.proxy.aol.com |
Bah you to death!
-WLJ |
| #22 Darque~Plague[64784] |
| proxy1-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com |
| Heh, shut up Justin he is only 8, I don't expect him to win no matter what at that age and for the first time, but Drefsab, if you want me and [bl]legion can get revenge on those bastards for ya if you want. Good Story, and if your little bro wants a good fight then whisper me and I'll take on your bro. (Bet I'll lose but heh). |
| #23 SqueakyMonkey[64787] |
| osh1-7f7.twcny.rr.com |
Dref - <sarcasm> your only purpose on this planet is to please me, and this was too short. Get to work, slave!</sarcasm>
|
| #24 ~LifeIsPeachy~[64790] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
A nice little story.
You're like Charles Dickens in a way... using good fiction to point out the troubles of our world.
:) |
| #25 TeCh[64797] |
| cacheflow4.sasknet.sk.ca |
| damn it dref stop pretending your ur little bro "dreffie" what ever |
| #26 TheDroneMiester[64807] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| ...Am I the only one who finds this beliveable?... |
| #27 cas[64812] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-449.look.ca |
boggle?
oh well. good writing, nice layout, believable characters, the standard faggot hackers. gw. |
| #28 AMD-SUX[64843] |
| spc-isp-van-uas-28-43.sprint.ca |
Not as good as the last 3 battlereports, but still this is Dref we are talking about
8.9 |
| #29 King_[LSRS-13][64845] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
I don't know who you are anymore! *Runs off into the bathroom crying and locks the door.* *Walks back out, grabs a gallon of Cookie Dough Ice cream and walks back in and locks the door.*
I kinda liked the old Dref better. No offense, these stories are ok, but I liked the funny br's more.
King |
| #30 Snork~Dimmy[64863] |
| async126-per2-isp-3.nas.one.net.au |
| ummm wow, that was *ahem* different, incredibly hard to rate, so i'll just say "An incredibly sweet story dedicated to a young family member" |
| #31 Sonneillon[64868] |
| tsdlsk01d01010113.sk.sympatico.ca |
Heh, I had a good laugh reading this stuff. I can say that, my children are probably never going to see what a TV looks like. Unless, it is after a Nuclear war and like everyone is scrambling to look for 'lost artifacts'. By the time I'm 25, every kid is going to be sooo desensitized to violence it will be unreal. (I'll probably never see North America again, or wait... any civilized country). The world is sick. Indeed, indeed.
Drefsab, you sure know how to think of reports. You make up people, and make new and innovative reports. Then, people like me plan to make things bigger, more colorful, etc etc.
Oh, and for pure laugh factor... I would say a 7 or an 8. It was a cute story, but your T_mac story reigns supreme over all. |
#32  [64871] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-394.look.ca |
| Tmac story? What is that..... 7 |
#33  [64874] |
| 1Cust7.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net |
| How odd. |
| #34 WarLeaderJustin[64878] |
| spider-wm021.proxy.aol.com |
Oh my, a Drefsab report getting a 6.5... I think hell just froze over.
-WLJ |
| #35 [64887] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
I know how to fix that, I'll just give myself a 10... :P
Dref |
| #36 Spuzz[64897] |
| jfsn-01-205.dialup.netins.net |
Haha, this was a good read. :) A nice, funny story just for shit n' giggles. I was seriously lol when "Dreffie" typed "PLEASE MOTHER MARY SAVE ME" (or whatever it was).
Nice job!
Spuzz |
| #37 mind twist[64904] |
| dial-86.as000.tht.iquest.net |
| haha, I need to play "Dreffie," we are about equal in skill :) |
| #38 Cyan[64909] |
| spider-wj071.proxy.aol.com |
| hehe, good storry, but i know its not true cuase no 8 year old can type that fast. There was 3 full sentences with no typos in 1 SS, even i cant manage that good of typing. |
| #39 Breeze[64912] |
| 195.24.46.180 |
The story wasn't exactly funny I found it a bit sad at moments too... I don't care if it was really Dref's brother playing or not, that's not important. And the low ratings won't change my mind indeed,that was written well, it touched me somehow and English is not even my second language (third)...
Thanks Dref |
| #40 Frozen~SCV[64918] |
| sdn-ar-002flhhilP192.dialsprint.net |
Dref...do you even have a little brother. I am confused. Es good!
|
| #41 Drefsab[64927] |
| rliv128.infocom.com |
Frozen, I would prefer not to say at this time... maybe you'll find out when I write my autobiography... ;)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #42 Kaz[64933] |
| HSE-London-ppp195916.sympatico.ca |
lololololol
quality :) |
#43  [64954] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
This is definitely worth and 8. I thought it was well written and pretty funny.
-JV |
| #44 SaberWulf[fe][64955] |
| lsanca1-ar8-195-169.dsl.gtei.net |
Awwwwwwwwwwww!
nice nice |
| #45 Sp|nE[64959] |
| dialup0628-pri.voicenet.com |
| odd |
| #46 [64968] |
| rliv128.infocom.com |
Weee, JV put me over the top. Thanks ole buddy... ;-)
Dref
P.S. Nice codes |
| #47 Sil3nT[64969] |
| AKCF1.xtra.co.nz |
| Sucked |
| #48 Whoop[64973] |
| we-24-165-190-157.we.mediaone.net |
Testing?
|
| #49 N$aNe_~MoroNiX~[64987] |
| win-al-pm4-169.pepperlink.net |
That was...disturbing? Kids say the darndest things. =P
Slings: I just turned 18 in Aug. as well...not that it's relevant or anything.
Mind: message me for 1v1...a battle of epic proportions! =D |
| #50 ~Shadowmaster~[64989] |
| pec-83-127.tnt5.m2.uunet.de |
Nice to read, but your funny reports were a lot better.
GIMME MORE
|
| #51 Sonneillon[64996] |
| tsdlsk01d01010119.sk.sympatico.ca |
Lol.
This kinda shows how clueless some people really are. Drefsab, I laughed harder reading the comments section than your report.
<i>!!</i> |
| #52 TerranTurtle[65006] |
| pc8bdn03.fcc.net |
| Yes this report was fake. |
| #53 NecrologicZDT[65009] |
| d226-49-232.home.cgocable.net |
| cute. i liked it. |
| #54 Some Dude[65010] |
| AC9AE21E.ipt.aol.com |
| This sucked what the hell kind of report is this. An 8 year old gets probe rushed whoop te doo this is supposed to be entertaining? All the extra storyline stuff doesn't make up for it being a stupid game. |
| #55 Somebody...[65011] |
| proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
Dude, this br kicked ass!!!! SQUEAL!!!! SQUEEEEAAAAL!!!!! Squeal is my favorite word now. Uhh...*Ahem*. Anyhow, I can find it believeable that an eight year old can type that fast, because when I was eight I typed pretty fast as well. Anyhow, this is a kickass report and if I was a rater, I would probably give it a 9. Lalala I am now spamming too much and typing too many runon sentences and saying squeal and anyhow way too much and saying kickass to much as well anyhow oops well I gotta go now so bye.
sby... |
| #56 willwinforfood[65013] |
| d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net |
| turned 15 august 21st. and if you do have a brother i wish my relationship with him was that good. doh. |
| #57 Big Daddy[65019] |
| cd280726-a.scrfld1.mb.wave.home.com |
| I wish i had a brother :(( |
| #58 Sil3nT[65020] |
| 203-96-108-44.dialup.xtra.co.nz |
| This sucked...If anyone but drefsab wrote it you'd all agree look at the content and then make a judgement..boring as hell far to soppy.. |
| #59 <font color="#0000FF"><b><h2>Khan</h2></b></font>[65021] |
| lsajca1-ar2-014-048.dsl.gtei.net |
omg dref u own...btw...anyone who thinks it isnt real...it prob. isnt...but it could be...i mean imagine being 8 trying to play sc...and ur big bro (whom u admire so much) tells you he's supposed to press print screen over and over...i would believe it =) anyway, 8 year olds dont type that well...but w/e, drefsab/dreffie > all
no rating, too strange...it owned anyway
Khan |
| #60 Khan[65022] |
| lsajca1-ar2-014-048.dsl.gtei.net |
omg wtf sorry, din realize font size would make that box so big =( my bad...dref owns
Khan
p.s. dref > you
p.s.s. yes, im done @$$ kissing now. =) |
| #61 Rontu[65024] |
| 1Cust104.tnt1.provo.ut.da.uu.net |
My little brother plays starcraft and hes pretty good
he knows what own means
your skills must be dying dref
i beat u and chinks on dire HE HE HE
Rontu |
| #62 Scarab[65029] |
| AC98A52B.ipt.aol.com |
hey fagots.
go write a 4 part long ass kick ass report.
then come back and write this.
you will get respect, BECAUSE YOU EARNED IT FOOL.
and another thing:
<font face="webdings">gay gay gay thjis is gay spamajlhjgksassa;a;jlahajfakhowq,mbzcnvbxzn.quiegjkba</font face> |
| #63 Scarab[65030] |
| AC98A52B.ipt.aol.com |
| shit..im a newbie |
| #64 [65034] |
| rliv128.infocom.com |
Don't worry guys, I get this almost every time I try something different. Most of the time the people are just mad cuz they didn't think of the idea first... :P
Cheers,
Dref |
| #65 garett[65038] |
| 206.98.76.48 |
cynical, dont tell anyone else im really 8
own |
| #66 Keltikite[65039] |
| 63.147.37.254 |
Dref this report was funny. Don't let anyone else tell you differently. No matter what they say, you listen to me, ok? FUNNY!! heheheehehehe!
-KK |
| #67 Keltikite[65040] |
| 63.147.37.254 |
hehe lookit I've got myself a little signature thing!!
Oh and btw, my friend's little brother is 8 now, but back when we played big ole network games he was 7, and he was atually pretty good. He always played terran, he didn't really have any strategy, but he'd just sit there and build whatever unit his team told him to. He was actually a help to his team, when he started coming into the battles with a bunch of marines and wraiths and all that. (we would always play on Killing Fields... ahhh those were the days...) |
| #68 Cheese[65093] |
| t3o79p114.telia.com |
| Hehe...very cute and amuzing BR...and ORIGINAL..it touched my heart.. more of these reports for us old SC-timers who havent played for a year. |
| #69 JawaAvenger[65094] |
| d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net |
My sister would own him... then again, she's 12...
She LOVES Lurkers, she has a kick-ass lurker rush... but that's all she can do.
My mom would whip him too... she loves Terran Infantry, and uses hotkeys.
8P
-PS- I'm back |
| #70 Fractal_Wave[65108] |
| 24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com |
I'm glad you've read Ender's Game.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #71 [65125] |
| rliv128.infocom.com |
Yes, read it in one sitting. Anyone who hasn't read Ender's Game... Read it<i>!!</i>
Dref |
| #72 Rim_Jobe[65143] |
| 244.fort-worth-05-10rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
Man Dreff.... I hate this.
I feal like it wasn't your brother but lack of ideas that prompted this sorry ass piece of work. : ( I loved your gay chick story and your gay guy that couldn't hack his sexuality stuff.... but I can't deal with the shit you just threw out. I would have rather seen you type shit in your own name and then say... "Ok, you have beat the grand master Dref, congrats." Boss, if ur running out of ideas, stop untill you have some more. Don't let people rip you up for weak shit.... make them try (and fail) to rip you on good stuff. This one I would have to give a 4 if I was a rater.
Flame away,
Rim |
| #73 [65148] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
aww Rim_Jobe... :(
Sorry you didn't like it. I just like throwing original ideas out into the arena. Some of them do better than my wildest expectations, others don't do so well. But you know what? You never know if an idea will work until you try it out.
I'm not worried about people "ripping" me. Most of the people that find the time to rip me aren't really producing much themselves and basically go around to various websites looking for things to flame. If that's how they like to spend their time then Kudos for them.
Seriously though, I get enough quality feedback here that I can afford to throw a wacky idea out there occasionally. That's why I like submitting stuff in this community... :)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #74 Prester John[65157] |
| 137.187.50.72 |
Funny and original. To the critics I say, when someone gets good and established at what he does, he can afford to experiment, and people will pay attention. That's just how it works.
To Dreffie I say, if you are an actual flesh-and-blood 8-year-old, you shouldn't worry if you can't play Starcraft yet. You're smart as a whip. In fact, the main reason I doubt your existence is that I find it hard to believe that an 8-year old could construct the cutting question, "How exactly do you pronounce 'lololololol?'"
Of course, Drefsab, feel free to hit me with Five Proofs for the Existence of Dreffie.
p.s. Ender's Game--yeah, would have been one sitting for me, too, but I started too late and had to sleep a bit before the end. |
| #75 Punck[65165] |
| spider-wo083.proxy.aol.com |
| good job...I liked it just cause it wasn't what i expected...which was Jonny doing something bad to Dreffie. |
| #76 1st~kakaru[65222] |
| A020-0236.MIAM.splitrock.net |
I like yes i like i cried 2 tears for your little feasco then i blew 2 farts in laughter and 2 dollars for you effort have fun with me 6 of a kind
|
| #77 BUU[65229] |
| 207.80.13.5 |
| The ender wiggins trilogy (or is it pentology damn i forgot..) KICKS ASS EVERYONE READ IT!!!@!!!!!! and umm gj.. yeah thats it! |
| #78 Krebster[65237] |
| spider-wj014.proxy.aol.com |
| Be frencher kak. thanks, good work Silly leprauchan. |
#79  [65469] |
| HNW0102.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
for some reason this voice rang in my ears from the start of this report:
!EKAF |
| #80 Translation of Scarab's above Wingdings:[65591] |
| spider-wn044.proxy.aol.com |
| gay gay gay thjis is gay spamajlhjgksassa;a;jlahajfakhowq,mbzcnvbxzn.quiegjkba |
| #81 Bzooka_Bob_007[65667] |
| spider-tf064.proxy.aol.com |
when i saw the name Drefsab on the main page I almost pissed my pants....but...then i read the report and thought Dref needs to start writing actuall br's again.
Dref,on a more personal note,im writer too.I write in a little notebook and never show it to anyone.You write for a friggen website.If you dont want to get this bad feedback then write it on a sheet of paper and give to you Bro. to read or hang on his wall. |
| #82 [65769] |
| as530040.infocom.com |
Bob_007, I'm sure I already stated above that I don't mind bad feedback... ;-)
Dref |
| #83 Bazooka_Bob_007[65783] |
| spider-mtc-tc012.proxy.aol.com |
| Hahaha.Does anybody remember when they started out?When they were doing things for fun?Before they got popular?I love you Dref.WILL YOU MARRY ME?????? |
| #84 GoldFinger[66098] |
| ice-100-27.sj.shownets.net |
At a boring ass B2B conference, but Dref I must say you still are one attention seeking gay ass dude. By the way quit this game.
Thnx GW |
| #85 I_Wanna_Be_like_Dref[66127] |
| proxy.sjc.netsetter.org |
| Enders game is a good book. child genius. if only i could become like him and write a good report like this |
| #86 [66154] |
| rliv205.infocom.com |
Psst Goldfinger, I owned you... twice...
Get over it.
Dref |
| #87 -AS-FiRe[66274] |
| proxy.iad3.netsetter.com |
| O GOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING THANKS FOR POSTIN I OWN U YOUR LITTLE BROTHER |
| #88 HKRules[82333] |
| 12.107.65.128 |
| Goldfinger is a gayass muthafucking loser!! |
| #89 CrackHeadJeb[93785] |
| mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Heh. It seems that GoldFinger = Kidd.
-CHJ |
| #90 Franklin James[98136] |
| mkc-163-153-30.kc.rr.com |
| I'm posting from the future |
| #91 EMS[104641] |
| nabrown.vassar.edu |
heh I have a bro just like that, except that I've only been playing like a year and he is 22, but the same kind of thing happens when I play,
EMS |
| #92 hehe[147970] |
| ad4-m74.net.hinet.hr |
| im so tired |
| #93 Asmodues[154334] |
| fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net |
| Last! (Not that anyone cares :)) |
| #94 Desert Demon[154352] |
| user-0ce2ksl.cable.mindspring.com |
| No :[ |
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