| #1 ShadowAngel![71024] |
| mp-217-218-251.daxnet.no |
i know i suck...but hey:-)
1st comment 4 the 1st time ever :-) |
| #2 fiustywtdrisaud[71025] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-59.look.ca |
kewsdllsfjkldjl;d;lfjlksdfljksdlds
fucking ya |
| #3 Sid6.9[71028] |
| 1Cust253.tnt4.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
I'm wondering, is this a joke?
Great graphics and writing though. Love how indepth you went into how to comp stomp, but still, who honestly here on this site really needed to know how to comp stomp?
I hope this was just for shits and grins and not serious.
6 if it's a joke
5 if it's not
If this isn't a joke, why not show how to pull off strategies in real games, so people can visiualize strats. The way you did this report would work really great in showing some real strats against human players |
| #4 ShadowAngel![71031] |
| mp-217-218-251.daxnet.no |
keke
ofcoz it is a joke..im just messing around to get a grip on things... |
| #5 Sid6.9[71033] |
| 1Cust253.tnt4.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
| Ahh okay, cool, I hope you start doing real games then, you definently have style and great potential to bringing us some great games with the way you write and present it. Can't wait to see you do some more. |
| #6 ShadowAngel![71034] |
| mp-217-218-251.daxnet.no |
keke
thanx man :-)
ur on #nohunters? then msg me :-) |
| #7 -[71036] |
| spider-wo062.proxy.aol.com |
| 7th! .....compstomp? hmm..... |
| #8 Guy Montag[71037] |
| B102-02.ESVL.splitrock.net |
| awesome... i was lmao the whole time ^.^ |
| #9 abu[71040] |
| chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net |
| it was ok only cuz of the color changing stuff.... |
| #10 GoaTZiLLa![71041] |
| adsl-dynamic3-136.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net |
| it wouldve been more entertaining for me if this was an actual attempt at a report hehe |
#11  [71042] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
OMFG...... WHY WHY WHY!!??!?!?!?
5
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| #12 [71044] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
Don't do comp stomps your writing and graphics can post a much better game then this. Please for the love of god don't do comps unless it's 1on7 and you only use peons to win.
Fox |
| #13 ShadowAngel![71047] |
| mp-217-218-251.daxnet.no |
keke
As I said its only a joke...
I want to do real reports soon, just had to test out graphics and stuff...
But hey, I should get better than a 5?
Im like...THE rolemodel for thousands of comstompers now...everybody will be using my strats...
j/k
Seriously, I was kinda wondering about my english. I don't feel that I can write good enought...what do you english-speakers think?? |
| #14 RaZaGhAx[71055] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
Only post comp stomp games when you win using 160 observers. (In other words, you scare the computer half to death when they see their base becoming a huge blur), amazingly accuse you for hacking, disc, and later on message you saying "I'M REPORTING YOU TO BLIZZARD!!". :D
RaZ |
| #15 Shepherd[71056] |
| res104a-013.rh.rit.edu |
ROTFL, Raz.
Geez. . .this is simply sad. Sad. I can outproduce comps, believe it or not. Easily. |
| #16 Somebody...[71060] |
| proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA. Funny as hell "and I actually remember to produce another SCV with my starting 50 min". Oh man, good stuff, good stuff. I'm really Really REALLY glad that this is a joke, cause it should get a 1 if it isn't. I these graphics were truly state of the art, and if this report were written with a real game it would recieve no less than a 9. GW & GJ
sby... |
| #17 Somebody...[71061] |
| proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
(note: it is very important to always spend all you money. If you are so unlucky to hit the supply limit (200), start building mass supply depots or make all your SCV's stop mining.)
HAHAHAAHA I didnt finish the br before I posted but this is just too much. I'm laughing my ass off! You GJGJGJGJGJ
sby... |
| #18 HAHAHA Oh man it gets even funnier the more I read~~sby...[71062] |
| proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
| Somebody... |
| #19 teck.lika.hore[71065] |
| JHU0024.RES.jhu.edu |
Well, the pictures are very well done (except sometimes they get too dark or the minimap overlap is tough to see), and the quotes on alt text were hilarious, but true save that talent u have for non comp stomp. Although funny to make fun that way, its this kind of make-fun-of-newbie-playing-style-by-pretending-to-be-serious has been done many many times so its really lost its originality humor. Its kinda like a 'your mom' joke at this point. So really, 5 is good for this report. Looking forward to seeing stuff from u.
{insert witty signature here},
teck.lika.hore
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| #20 teck.lika.hore[71066] |
| JHU0024.RES.jhu.edu |
| god damnit why can't i type... k my english sucks too :P |
| #21 -TopGun-'[71068] |
| 206.82.130.102 |
Hmmm....since it's a joke, it's probably one of the best I'ver read here (at least, those on comp stomps).
Great graphics! As some others states, neither can I wait to see you put out a full production.
Huuummmm...not that I know much about comp stumps, but shit, some of your ideas...uuhhmmm... he he he.
Since it's all in good fun...5.
Keep it real & peace. |
| #22 Flood-G[71073] |
| spider-tq041.proxy.aol.com |
aargghhh, wasted my time. because of u 5 minutes of my life are gone and wont ever come back. u owe me big time. i can see it all now, the next br is prob gonna be about how to properly join a channel in bnet, it will have cool graphics and well written out, but who cares? arrggghhhh, compstomp sucka, no more! but good pics and way of presentation, just use your skill on REAL game.
(why would he say gg in a 1v1c? hmmmmm) |
| #23 JFeTT[71074] |
| ro04-204-210-189-165.ce.mediaone.net |
| He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself. |
| #24 DrAwesome[71089] |
| PPP-155-177.va.sprint-hsd.net |
man sweet graphics and stuff... but a comp stomp? Yeah ok it was a joke but still. I hope to see your REAL reports soon
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| #25 [71094] |
| zmapxypro05-b.zma.compaq.com |
ShadowAngel with the skill you used to do this report you can apply it to such a better BR. But I rate 1st based on substance. Now granted there are some br writers that do 2on2 bgh or something but those are pure comedy. Unfortunately I failed to see the comedy in this game :(
but keep it up man you can do it!
Fox |
| #26 {~Ascension~}[71129] |
| 212.rochelle-park-01-02rs16rt.nj.dial-access.att.net |
| good pix and writing. Hope to see a real br out of u soon. |
| #27 Mr. Fascist[71137] |
| ihproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
"Note to self if these guys think this is seriuos then I should start my own br site for the mentaly challanged."
Good br I want to see some one actualy take this seiously and do what you said here today. |
| #28 ShadowAngel![71142] |
| mp-217-200-68.daxnet.no |
keke
I'll do it in the next #nh FFA ... :-)
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| #29 RaZaGhAx[71144] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
Mr.Fascist, this was <i>not</i> humorous. Especially the fact that comp stomp reports with humorous styles are getting old. I think the current BR "trend" is to BR between two evenly skilled players...and make sure they aren't newbies. Comp stomp games used to have their humor, but now they just suck *overused*. I'm looking forward to see a great game the next BR ShadowAngel does ;)
RaZ |
| #30 Mr. Fascist[71149] |
| ihproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
| Raz? Did that brain dead monkey get a hold of you too? Just in case you are new here let me let you know, that so called "trend" of yours is a staple of the BR.com communite. It is NOT a "trend". One more thing, if you take anything here seriously like me calling you an "idiot". Go make some friends and learn to "mingle". |
| #31 Mr. Fascist[71150] |
| ihproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
| P.S.: This was more of a "Fun" strategy type thing. doesnt count as a real BR. |
| #32 Da Chunkie Mand-of-war 3D V1.011[71155] |
| ti11a65-0056.dialup.online.no |
| Habla que pasa, senorita? |
| #33 RaZaGhAx[71167] |
| cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
Mr.Fascist, I can guarantee I have been here much longer than you have. It's just that I keep switching names ;) I was here when YRM made his FFAs, when Mark4 did his amazing reports, when Heartcutter still BRed, etc. I just never posted much. However, like I said earlier...there was nothing so "hilarous" about this BR. Name ONE PART OF IT, which was so damn funny. I really don't care if you think I'm an idiot, honestly. Just answer this...What's so "Fun" about this strategy? What I meant by a trend is that these things just hafta go. It was a way of expressing that these comp stomp humors are overused now. I mean yeah, it was quite humorous the first 5-10 times you see it on this site. Okay I'm not making any sense :). Oh well...
RaZ |
| #34 x-bert[71169] |
| mp-210-161.daxnet.no |
This must be the best report I have ever seen :-)
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| #35 willwinforfood[71182] |
| ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net |
| if you can kick so much ass at gfx make a good report on a good game. i agree with fox on the rating. |
#36  [71186] |
| as530055.infocom.com |
hehehe...
"<i>When playing Starcraft, it is important to spend all your money on combat units. Thats why I stopped SCV production when I got 12 of them.</i>"
that's damn funny and even if you're just a dumb fucking newbie, that's funny enough to get you a 5. I agree with Foxy on this one.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #37 ShadowAngel![71256] |
| mp-217-205-125.daxnet.no |
keke...
I do not consider myself a newbie.... some of you may know me as (...Blaze...) or [hmA]Iceni! on battle.net...
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| #38 Mr. Fascist[71356] |
| krypton.shreve.net |
| Raz buddy i dont think your an idiot, that was just an example just an example nothing to get worked up about. Oh and another thing did I ASK how long you've been going here?I seriously doubt i would even want to know how long you have been here. im just messing with you. |
| #39 [LoR]-Punisher[71402] |
| ktce1.156ce.singa.pore.net |
| Nice graphics.Poor writing and sucks to br comp stomp game. |
| #40 Hell2k[71411] |
| ti11a65-0098.dialup.online.no |
y00r3 5000 1337 !
1 x/4||7 70 83 j0057 |1k3 y00
x/h3|| 1 gr0x/ 00p :))
-[H2k
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| #41 Hell2k[71412] |
| ti11a65-0098.dialup.online.no |
ehm... the x/ is supposed to be a W [ x/ ]
-[H2k |
| #42 someone[71613] |
| cr603917-a.ym1.on.wave.home.com |
wtf?! comp stomp?!!
haha, 12 scv's.... |
| #43 Hell2k[71673] |
| ti10a61-0095.dialup.online.no |
Okay, as a holy defender of ..whatever...
Iceni, or ShadowAngel! as he goes by here, is a very good player. As most of you should've seen by now, this comp stomp report is a joke, to test his image skills... which have proven to be rather good :)
Last time I talked to him he said he were working on a new report, so hang in there people!
-[H2k |
| #44 Hell2k[71674] |
| ti10a61-0095.dialup.online.no |
btw, try holding over the pictures, to see the alt. text :))
-[H2k
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| #45 Eradicate~Me[71794] |
| spider-wd052.proxy.aol.com |
| are u that dense? a 1v1 computer game on bgh with good graphics? omg plz br a game. |
| #46 pimpcompany[72374] |
| 206.30.58.115 |
| i dont care how much of a joke that is, it is still gay |
| #47 MetalicSlipknot[72375] |
| sfr-tgn-sjb-vty20.as.wcom.net |
| You fucking loser what a gay ass battle report you fucking newbie... you talk like an idiot to bitch, for example "coz, kewl, etc.." man you stupid ass fuck, Get some real skill that is jack shit.. |
| #48 NeoXro[72376] |
| pc210099-n1054.gpc.PeachNet.EDU |
| Your report ruled, keep up the good work. |
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