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#1 ::nobody::[71365]
dt0110nd9.san.rr.com
1st biatch :D

ciao!
Nobo


#2 WarLeaderJustin[71366]
AC9DB189.ipt.aol.com
First with style.

I actually cut and pasted this so that I could hopefully get first non-author. A lamer is me! Haha!

-WLJ





#3 Fractal_Wave[71367]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
WLJ gets owned.

NOBO NOBO NOBO!!

All the best,
Fractal_Wave




#4 [71368]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
lalala

these become more and more like perverted pornography each time

#5 The Lakers[71369]
24.41.0.151
omgay nobo... get a life!!!!
#6 Fractal_Wave[71370]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Bloody Well ON. Nobo is my hero

Dammit that medic is making me bitter that I'm a non-practicing hetrosexual..

All the best,
Fractal_Wave




#7 [71371]
63.95.219.132
Ok, Bob stole my compliment. Bad BoB!
#8 CraX[71372]
dialups-356.palmer.mtaonline.net
Damn what a night for br.com mark4 and nobo.. and like mark4's i havent read it yet. but im sure its DAMN GOOD!!


-CraX


#9 Fractal_Wave[71373]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Oh, and mad props for the PA and megatokyo references. And Jamellan's comments are hilarious.

'yah wanna rustle mah scorpions?"

:)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave




#10 Spuzz[71374]
jfsn-02-71.dialup.netins.net
If ::nobody:: had been around when I was a kid, puberty would have been a breeze.

Haha, good reports! I rarely venture into the realm of UMS, but when I do it seems like such nonesense!...uhh...thanks for clearing that up...

At any rate, great work...I had a blast reading it! That chick with the blue hair was motioning at me too!

Spuzz
#11 CynicalMagician[71375]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Heh. The chicks were a little too cybernetic for my tastes, but whatever. Funny stuff.
#12 ProtectorofAiur[71376]
SID.MIT.EDU
hehe nice nobo :)

the grammar mistakes in the briefing part was hilarious
#13 ::nobody::[71378]
dt0110nd9.san.rr.com
POA: way to post while i was typing keke you own too!~!!!

:D

ciao!
Nobo
#14 [71380]
63.95.219.132
=[

I'm so misunderstood. Must be because I'm such a great artist.
#15 WarLeaderJustin[71381]
AC9DB189.ipt.aol.com
Owange. 10. Ownage. 10. Did I mention a 10? Ownage. Did I mention that too? GOD, I need to shake off this erection.

GJ, NOBO. You are my God.

-WLJ
#16 [71382]
y89.codenet.net
I don't think it's right for me to rate this :( I see every nobo report and I think 10.... GAH nobo! BTW your 7' feet tall and carry a HUGE SWORD.

9

Fox
#17 The Lakers[71383]
24.41.0.151
gaaaaa what a lame 1 suck
kinda appropriate i guess, 1 suck, suck...
SUCK
hehe, br a real game dood
#18 Elendale[71384]
kundry.luther.edu
One comment: Ryoko kicks all ass!
yeah...
Oh, one other comment: My new girlfriend is a former Korean :)
-Elendale
#19 ProtectorofAiur[71386]
SID.MIT.EDU
btw justin, i don't think "cyberhappy suckup" counts as a style
#20 ProtectorOfAiur[71387]
24.41.0.151
btw justin, i don't think "cyberhappy suckup" counts as a style
#21 WarLeaderJustin[71388]
spider-tq081.proxy.aol.com
POA, why don't you try to earn some sort of reputation that's half way decent? Then, perhaps, someone could "suckup" to you. I know that nobo spent a bloody long time on the BR, and if I want to tell him what I felt about it, I think I have a right to without being labeled a suckup.

-WLJ
#22 ProtectorofAiur[71389]
SID.MIT.EDU
haha ...

i didn't say you were sucking up to nobo, but you have done it rampantly in the past. i was just needling you.

my reputation is fine to those whose opinions i care about. i'm not out to earn anything. there are only a few people who regularly irritate me (one of them being you), so i like poking fun at them when i can.
#23 AkumaSpawn[71390]
cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu
I get all done emancipating the contents of my testicles over good BRs, and then you give me reason to excite myself with women. GJ we love you!

btw, who says Britney Spears isn't fake?
#24 Snork~Dimmy[71392]
async124-per2-isp-3.nas.one.net.au
yay
#25 Whar's Me Brain![71393]
dialupG99.clsp.uswest.net
Ah'll git you varmit!!!!
#26 GammaRayBurst[71394]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Man those were some ownage comments by the observers in that first game!! Hehe that game was a loooooong time ago :P

ums anime br kicks ass =)

-GRB
#27 Billy Bob Joe[71397]
128.252.112.83
Well I'll be damned. Ah in a nobo br an Ah didn't even know it. Ah'll get Sally Sue on to see this.

Great job nobo. Jamellan and I are ums masters so spunk and spanky obviously hack. I can't believe I didn't realize I had nukes until the end. Anyway this br kicks ass.

oh and quote is frome spaceballs (duh) and you know if I get a trivia its too easy.

-WC3
#28 willwinforfood[71400]
ool-18bd7836.dyn.optonline.net
gaah! mark4 then nobody posted after my br, nooo.
#29 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71404]
gateway.ncdsb.com
This is absolutely uncalled for. A nobody br just before one of my own. That's wrong man.

Ownage!

9
#30 Templar569[71410]
168.168.234.44
In the words of the Barenaked Ladies,
"Anime babes that make me think the wrong things."

#31 WarLeaderJustin[71414]
spider-tn072.proxy.aol.com
<i>"btw justin, i don't think "cyberhappy suckup" counts as a style"

"i didn't say you were sucking up to nobo, but you have done it rampantly in the past. i was just needling you."</i>

Hi.

-WLJ



#32 [71421]
208.196.35.239
LOL, wlj and poa remind me of me and phoenix back in the day. Haven't read the report yet... refuse to load porn at work.

Cheers,
Dref
#33 [71423]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
nobo would your next anime chicks be sexing?
#34 HKRules[71425]
c321212.extern.lawrenceville.org
Nice report...this is as close as porn as u can get...
Who's spank? You didn't give any character hints, e.g. Drefsab's Who killed the first Ursadon contest. That was Newt, which was easy to guess. So, tell us who's Spank?
Oh yeah, and I believe somebody wants to have your children after they have Drefsab's ones.
#35 +AnathemA+[71426]
cc102d12.inre.asu.edu
i loaded this at asu and felt all weird and perverse because people were looking at my screen and frowning. gj pissing off anyone with taste at this school, it takes a special person to achieve that. nobowns
#36 Starookie[71431]
edtn007757.hs.telusplanet.net
HAHAAHHAH.


Own. :


10



Starookie
#37 -citizenkane-[71439]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Nice, but where's the taste?
#38 S!aVe[71440]
rh24.uwsp.edu
mmmmmm anime chicks... mmmmm yummy in the next one make put a warning "18 or older" and make them ... sexy like 8P

............................. .
#39 SlingsNArrows[71441]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Nobo, FU, I can't believe you didn't BR my gosu Blind/Cloaked Wraith and Ghost rush!
#40 I like the chicks btw[71442]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
<marquee>SlingsNArrows</Marquee>
#41 (DL)Spam[71446]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
Amazingly entertaining. The opening flash was best ive seen (yeah better then breeze's, but then, his DID have a point to it unlike this =)

Not really anything good in the games, they were UMS for gods sake! But then, that wasnt the attraction of the report =D

Like I said, one of the most entertaining BRs ive read in awhile. I didnt skim it, I actually bothered to read it.....after I had gone through and oggled the Anime Chicks first ;)
#42 Pimp_Ninja[71454]
spider-ti011.proxy.aol.com
43rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but 1st to read

amd that quote was from "Spaceballs"
#43 the-bastard[71456]
dhcp-128-194-44-162.resnet.tamu.edu
these anime pics sucked compared to the ones from the first report.. BBOOOOOOO
#44 ProtectorofAiur[71457]
SID.MIT.EDU
justin, what's to understand?

you said "first with style"

i said that "cyberhappy suckup" doesn't count as a style. that doesn't mean that you sucked up in this particular instance, but just that i associate that quality with you.

"Hi."
#45 [71458]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-256.look.ca
nobo rox :D
#46 Wedge88[71467]
m4bhSs2n170.midsouth.rr.com
Mara Jade = 10.
#47 Zalbag[71486]
chi-tgn-gjg-vty177.as.wcom.net
omg OWNAGE
first BR ive actually let load in a loooong time.
ANY BR WITH RYOKO IS IT ROX!!!!!
#48 --Gemini--[71489]
sarc7b185.snip.net
Despite myself, I must not get involved with this WLJ and POA thing...eerg...fight it...reminds me of Dixie and Excaliber at vortexgen.com.... ah well.

BR rox.
#49 someone[71490]
cr603917-a.ym1.on.wave.home.com
gay
#50 WarLeaderJustin[71491]
spider-wn061.proxy.aol.com
POA:

What's to understand? When you say something, you immediately contradict it with another statement. HELLO!?

"Hi."

-WLJ
#51 ProtectorofAiur[71500]
SID.MIT.EDU
hmmm that's not really a contradiction.

if i claim that your overall style in general is sucking up, it doesn't mean that you necessarily do it every time you open your mouth. so i said, fine you didn't suck up now, but that doesn't mean it's not your "style"

it was just a joke :P
#52 WarLeaderJustin[71501]
spider-wn061.proxy.aol.com
Fine, if it was a joke, I'll take it as one. You've been pardoned/forgiven. Please don't take insult to this.

-WLJ
#53 SailrPengn[71502]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
quote from spaceballs nahnahnah
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
YOU OWN NOBO!
Boohaha! go anime chicks :D
#54 ProtectorofAiur[71503]
SID.MIT.EDU
yeah it seriously was just a joke, then you analyzed it...

when's that smack talk tourney, i've been warming up long enough!
#55 PrincessCollsy[71505]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Mr. Nobody, I think you need to put some blocking power on Slings so he can't look at the anime chickies. No need for him getting ideas that there are prettier girls out there, even if they are in the world of anime. :o)
#56 SailrPengn[71508]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net

Hiya Col. How ya doing :D
Lay Slings plz Col thnx gw.
#57 filb12[71510]
we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net
Comment # 50, there was nothing gay about this. It was the best report ever.

Spuzz you need to write more, I can only read your old reports so many times before I go insane!
#58 badtz_maru[71512]
A050-0247.PHL2.splitrock.net
i
like
anime
chicks
thank
you
good
job
keep
up
good
work!
#59 PrincessCollsy[71516]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
Pengy, stop being stupid please, thanks, good work.
#60 Inssider[71520]
ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net
Who's this ::Nobody:: guy? Cuz he keeps posting these kickass BRs that blow everyone else out of the water and I'd really like to know who he is.
#61 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[71525]
AC90A463.ipt.aol.com
I'm too gosu I guessed who spanky was =)

Anyway, my question is, did Spanky get to choose his own name, or did you (nobo) pick it?
#62 (DL)Spam[71526]
hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu
He's just a nobody (huk huk)
#63 Sp|nE[71535]
dialup1728-pri.dialup17.voicenet.com
people, if you need porn that bad......

www.ampland.com
#64 Bobo.[71538]
p48-max5.dun.ihug.co.nz
::Nobody::
Please own more :)

Too bad you didn't post any of your own pictures into the BR!
I know it was for comedy value, but surely you could have picked some half-decent UMS maps : (Although there seems to be a major shortage on B.net at the moment)

That was figgin cool how you had Asuka tag your name on the wall for your signature too :DDD

~> Bobo.
#65 DragonValgarv[71566]
lemoness.student.umd.edu
Whao...my first visit back to br.com in a month and I get to see a nobo report :D yay!

Ahaha, I sooo knew the music to the flash would be the Cowboy Bebop intro *L* Too much Faye O_o You need pics of the girls from Bakaretsu Hunters, dude. They'd be pretty amusing. :D

Anyways, umm..just wanted to comment and say hi. It's great to see a bunch of good new reports and an anime girls report is icing. :D

<a href="http://mistrust.com/starcraft/scbw.html">~DV</a>
#66 -TopGun-'[71578]
212.52.140.39
Dude

This was "top-gun." goddamn you ::nobody::, you're making me wish I were "anime-charm."

Hot damn, keep 'em comin'... My fav = the Spank 'Em chick...damn, now's she a work of lust....

Pssttt....keep it real & peace.
#67 SCV~007[71604]
t2o57p56.telia.com
"I'm a non-practicing hetrosexual.." - Fractal_Wave

Hehe quote section gogo =)

Nobo, godly pics :D If it had been text only it would be a 3 though =(

Are you gonna do another #1 suck game 3?

#68 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[71606]
gateway.ncdsb.com
The only thing I don't like about this is that I can't read it from school on the risk of getting a 3-day suspension :P

GW! ( again )
#69 -IcE-Storm[71607]
204.184.47.95
LOL!!!! this was great... i read it at school n they got cable modems so its all good =].
#70 --Gemini--[71620]
sarc1a157.snip.net
You mean you can read it at school without being suspended? Sweet.
#71 Eradicate~Me[71637]
spider-wg022.proxy.aol.com
omg own more
#72 Fractal_Wave[71650]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
Nobo, just so you know that medic pic is occupying my HD and keeping me awake at night.

Have i mentioned that you kick ass?

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#73 Let_Me_Win!!![71696]
spider-tl024.proxy.aol.com
Nobo go to www.kawaii.com :)Have fun!
#74 BW-sux[71704]
spider-to054.proxy.aol.com
I miss the days of old, when using flash in a BR got you a 9 automatically.

10
BW-sux
#75 TDM[71708]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Nothing to say that no one else has said.
Dang commenters...
#76 --Gemini--[71713]
sarc7a78.snip.net
LMW, what the hell? A Hentai site? You must have problems...
#77 =([71731]
adsl-pool26-136.chicago.il.ameritech.net
this is definetly not ur best anime
#78 Talon[71746]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
#79 WarLeaderJustin[71791]
h00009498920a.ne.mediaone.net
my ass hurts from a long night of plesuring myself with a large dildo


-WLJ
#80 HKRules[71872]
c321067.extern.lawrenceville.org
You really 13 years old?
WLJ, vous voulez manger mon excrement aussi?
#81 dsa;joasdijas[72409]
h00009498920a.ne.mediaone.net
whats wiht the anime you might as well put real porn in its much more fun to look at
#82 WarGod[75149]
cm985140-b.denton1.tx.home.com
screw real porn i like anime/manga/hentail a lot better

NOBO OWNS EVERY BATTLE REPORTER IN THE WORLD!!!!


-War
#83 Baxter-O'Bixby[78631]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
WAAAAAAAAHHH! I want another Nobo report!!! :-(
#84 Chris Kastanos[79416]
spider-tl031.proxy.aol.com
m
#85 so,[79662]
c319091.extern.lawrenceville.org
who's spanky
#86 [80239]
sc-24-165-93-1.socal.rr.com
Haha... I couldnt look at this br properly because my mom was staring at my screen open eyed and mouthed... excellent...but i honestly like your other br better...More panties :D
#87 KrnThatDoesntHack[80240]
sc-24-165-93-1.socal.rr.com
I love nobo... and nobo i have a question... do you kno Chinkswithguns personally?

Great Pics...Loved em...Make more with pics that show panty and bra and skin and stuff... Ill bet people like those more :D

Homer eating pizza!!!~(8(O)<%)
#88 [80241]
sc-24-165-93-1.socal.rr.com
Also i couldnt see faye
#89 Maullar_Maullar[99381]
209.185.23.103
Nope, the pics didn't load for me.
#90 Maullar_Maullar[99384]
dialup-209.245.129.103.Dial1.SanJose1.Level3.net
Oh, I see, the hosting Geocities acct. is unavailable for some reason... doh



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